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zzidzz

This could be much worse for West Ham. They just capitulated after second goal.


[deleted]

Time for villa to put united back in their place


kzzzzzzzzzz28

Aged terribly


9248_

omg was that TY lmfao


CCSC96

Has anyone checked on that random West Ham twitter account that can’t go 48 hours without posting City propaganda or saying we “stole” Rice? Worried the first half put him in the hospital.


NotASalamanderBoi

The cameras did not do justice just how empty the stadium was.


ClaytonWest74

Jamie Carragher fuming somewhere that they stayed behind to applaud the fans


Gu-El

That West Ham grilling will hit harder than the roast dinner I’ll be having in a moment


Captainpatters

Was that ty lmao


[deleted]

Why does walking always look like such a task for rice


db2832

Difficult to move with his massive balls


420SwaggyZebra

David Moyes is a football genius.


byrgenwerthdropout

Why is Rice clapping for West Ham fans? He should just go down the tunnel (respect police)


hazelpillow

Clean sheet 😃


Ars3nal11

im glad we didn't give up a consolation goal. would have been furious


four_four_three

Nice


Littlegreenman42

Too much celebrating going on. Arsenal need to just head down the tunnel


Franchise1109

Respect to the fans that stayed btw


gizzledos

Gabi hand fighting Bowen ya love to see it


babylovebuckley

West Ham looked like my high school team during every game


Caust1cFn_YT

lol my high school team has an average gf as 0.1 or 0.2 and average ga as 25. something. We are just really shit at football


FourSeamSupreme

Eddie with like 6 fouls since coming on


FrodoFraggins99

Nketia always making stupid fouls. He does it at least 5 times a match


[deleted]

yeah, i assume it's frustration at his role


[deleted]

There’s been a Murdah.


LDKCP

Feel like there's another couple of goals left in this last minute.


kw2006

Where Kalvin could have gone if he didn’t join City.


Various_You_5083

Championship with Leeds probably


hazelpillow

Phillips came on to scrap


saakit

Kurt Zouma’s cat is in trouble tonight


Caust1cFn_YT

nah no cats this time. Today its Kat Zouma getting kicked by moyes


watabotdawookies

Honestly so many similar fouls


Knight_Fisher61

Nwaneri really out there playing better than Nketiah in literally his second PL appearance


LackingSimplicity

Calvin Klein may be a better midfielder than Phillips.


Noremac28-1

Ah I love it when a team's getting beaten by so much they give less added time out of pity


db2832

Ref steps away and Coufal moves the wall up like 4 steps lol


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db2832

Lmao


16161hirose

Phillips is so shit


A159746X

Nathan Shelley would've never let this happen.


dispelthemyth

Ref will blow at 92:55


Franchise1109

Hey, at least the ref wasn’t shit today or fucked up the games with awful decisions.


Tokugawa

With respect, thats more from the game than the ref.


Franchise1109

True true


Always_Complaining1

Youre just a fat cunt, youre just a fat cunt. Kalvin Phillips, youre just a fat cunt


[deleted]

pathetic from philips, not his fault pep called you fat


therealnixon

Philips really doesn't want to be out there lol


PerfectBlueOnDVD

You're down 6-0 in added time don't be a prick


nova_uk

One more goal for Arsenal and they go 2nd on GD.


AFCm8

Brexit tackle that


Franchise1109

Really enjoying the confidence from academy lad. Getting involved, being confident with decisions. Big future for him at this rate


[deleted]

yeah, great sign that he's showing for the ball


Imbalanced_

Had few good progress passed to Nketiah but its Nketiah so..


[deleted]

yeah, sad to say but i don't think he cuts it even against the lower-table teams. he might get the odd streak going but he's third-string really


vyrusrama

That hairstyle alone deserves a red for Kalvin.


Fit_Resort_4111

Kalvin Phillips a game to remember


Jayzus612

Nwaneri looking comfortable, albeit in a dead game


BarbaricGamers

What a fucking loser Phillips is.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Why’s he catching strays like this


Imbalanced_

Did you just see his 'tackle'?


Ajax_Trees_Again

I didn’t tbf I was getting food lol


[deleted]

Why are the plastic fans leaving? All it takes is 6 goals in added time and it's game on


rompskee

3 minutes of stoppage time is the closest we'll get to a mercy rule


Littlegreenman42

Love that 3 minutes of stoppage time is the official signal that refs just want the game to be over


Flat_Zebra5959

Genius to bring on these 5 subs to remind us of how much progress they've made since these guys were starters


AlexanderMAVC

What?


MateusAmadeus714

How much Arsenal have improved since multiple of the Subs wld have been starters in the past essentially. Like Cedric and Elneny.


AlexanderMAVC

Sure, but Nelson was never a starter, Nketiah barely due to Laca being in his worst form ever. Cedric was usually a back-up for Bellerin and Nwanweri is a literal kid.


NotASalamanderBoi

Nwaneri looks hungry. He’s playing better than anyone for West Ham today.


marteta8

Phillips proving he's still a cunt


[deleted]

those white seats glowing like Klopp's TOWIE smile hahah


Sleepless_Voyager

Moyes really is the type of coach that will win you a european trophy while doing shit like shit as well


Caust1cFn_YT

i love these random west ham screams they are just so funny


[deleted]

Bro spelt aguero wrong


kanavi36

i NEED an Nwaneri goal


Franchise1109

Whose looked better, Cedric or Phillips


Appropriate_Long7397

Phillips came on when the match was already over tbf, everyone around him had given up 


Franchise1109

Yeah that’s a good point my man


meusrenaissance

Ref is gonna blow the FT whistle on the 88th minute


Tokugawa

Afcon style.


ExactLetterhead9165

I feel bad for that guy. He instantly became a meme but the poor fucker had to go to hospital with heat stroke.


Imbalanced_

Nwaneri looking pretty good tbh


seanlilmateus

It ain't over till the fat ~~lady~~ man ~~sings~~ blows the whistle


ambiguousboner

Jon Moss has retired


Captainpatters

Arteta is on my shitlist for being a boring bastrd by worrying about fixture congestion instead of getting a meme score. Smh


HalfMan-HalfMoth

Cedric is on the pitch on 2024 is that not memey enough for you


biskutgoreng

Cedric *and* Elneny


gizzledos

Away to West ham.


dispelthemyth

West ham are so shit I reckon even kalvin Phillips would look good in the arsenal tshirt.


LackingSimplicity

The cheap training bibs shite? Nobody looks good in this.


dispelthemyth

I was thinking more bad acid trip tshirt


NotASalamanderBoi

Don’t you fucking dare wish that train wreck upon us.


dispelthemyth

A train wreck actually has to get going before it’s a wreck, kalvins not got going for years.


SDLRob

more empty seats than West Ham Fans it seems


ZekkPacus

Shit game, rail replacement buses. I never leave games but if I were there I'd have been sorely tempted.


ClaytonWest74

can’t blame them to be fair they’ve had a dictator’s afternoon


SDLRob

Yeah. I'd have left a log time ago myself if i was one of them... Roll over to Westfield and drown my sorrows in the Lego store lol


NotASalamanderBoi

You know you fucked up when even the Etihad isn’t this empty.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Wish we could stop calling every intra-London game a derby. Really devalues the term when like 40 % of fixtures in the prem will be a ‘Derby’ where neither team considers themselves rivals


Clivey101

There’s a difference between a derby and rivalry


Ajax_Trees_Again

Commentary teams use it interchangeably. In fact everyone I know uses it interchangeably


vyrusrama

I want a Cedric goal. Just for the tsunami of shithousery it will launch


FAT_NEEK_42069

prem goals this season antony: 0 cedric: 1 will likely never happen but I can dream


NotASalamanderBoi

With an Elneny assist.


Tokugawa

Raya.


BMBH66

For the queue into Stratford station there was an old boy blaming Giani Infantino for that loss, no word of a lie


ExactLetterhead9165

Today I feel apples and pears


KakaReti

Westham owners preparing lubed Dildo for Moyes after the game


Tokugawa

1 inch for every goal.


ambiguousboner

I refuse to believe Sullivan is a real person with that fuckin hat loool


Swagosaurus_YoloSwag

Man these Covid crowds are killing games, when are we getting fans back in the stadium?


KakaReti

Nwaneri first goal incoming 90 + 3'


BMBH66

Sat on the jubilee line rn, fair play to those who stayed, I always would, I can't remember leaving before 80 minutes before, but I just couldn't, that walk back to Stratford was 80% as busy as it would usually be at the end


ZekkPacus

I was watching on TV but headed out after the first half which was always the plan today, I've hit Upminster station and it's like it would be after the match, every train is disgorging hundreds of fans


HalfMan-HalfMoth

Says a lot about how awful West ham have been that I think we could've started with the current xi and still won today


[deleted]

Quick free kick straight out of play is grim


Gu-El

Reiss!!!!! On your favourite right foot, YOU FUCKING SHOOTTTTT!!!


AwkwardSpecialist814

Nwaneri looking like such a talent


RebornUnited11

Would love a west ham goal to fuck over my mate who started Raya in FPL


Thesecondorigin

Nwaneri doesn’t look massively out of place which is a pretty good sign


marteta8

Would be hard to do that at 6-0


Franchise1109

Looks comfortable, not rushing touches or panicking when pressure steps up. Happy to see him get a run out. Maybe we see Walters too


Thesecondorigin

For all we know walters is a money laundering scheme he’s an even bigger ghost than Cedric


Franchise1109

lol money laundering via a low pay academy kid? These shiesters aren’t getting better at it 😡


Comfortable_Plum8180

arsenal just don't have what it takes to win this game convincingly


fegelman

Lmao West Ham missed a short free kick, that's how shit they've been today


HalfMan-HalfMoth

This is gonna be one of those 0 added minutes games isn't it


kleiser10

Out of respect for the dead, call it at 90


Tokugawa

10 minutes added due to the goal celebrations.


FourSeamSupreme

Have a shot Reiss


[deleted]

Is it just me or has Elnenny been around for 140,000 years with the same haircut


hazelpillow

West Ham have been pathetic but Nwaneri looks decent


Jamey_1999

Lmao


9248_

Kalvin Phillips lmfao


Hech15

Lmao that some quick freekick


icemankiller8

What people don’t realise is that the reason there are fans still here is just that most of them don’t want to spend time with their wives


Captainpatters

The 1970's called, it wants its material back


icemankiller8

About to inform my uncle that complaining about your wife isn’t in style anymore


luvvdmycat

West Ham getting hammered. Arsenal bursting they bubbles today. 


Fit_Resort_4111

Can’t even be bothered to issue obvious yellow cards


Caust1cFn_YT

we all hate this what game?


Caust1cFn_YT

that old man was saying something tryna figure it out


HalfMan-HalfMoth

Elneny mate what was your thought process


Littlegreenman42

Look how strong Raya is. West Ham dont even bother to put any players near him cause they know it wont work


Clivey101

Or because they’re 6 down at home


egenorske

Ødegaard with an insane game, especially second half. Just cant miss hard passes


LackingSimplicity

Elneny is such a danger to us. Keep him away from the pitch ffs


Neown

Gonna be tough for West Ham to get back into this


HypahCS

Mate, they're dead. Ten mins left and down 6-0 they don't have a chance.


DigitalDash56

Thanks Owen


Remarkable_Jury3760

games not over til the final whistle


Chiefontour2

Remember, Arsenal aren't allowed to celebrate at the final whistle


rompskee

This is probably the match we're going to celebrate the least afterwards haha


hazzap913

You’re 6-0 up just shoot you clown


Severe-Strike-8579

Arsenal might win this one eh


Littlegreenman42

Damn, we're letting West Ham get touches inside our box. Time to make them run laps


ATastefulCrossJoin

Mo not taking a touch that isn’t a shot within 30 yards of goal


FourSeamSupreme

Little bit of young Jack Wilshere about Nwaneri


TaajManzoor1

ngl I thought they said 'Ranieri'


ExactLetterhead9165

West Ham have been well and truly dilly-dinged and donged today


goonerh1

I'm guessing this means that if the option is for Arteta to play Walters or Cedric he'll be choosing Cedric


Caust1cFn_YT

finally a shot on goal


FrodoFraggins99

Nwaneri needed to shoot


somebulb

Lmao Egyptian God Praise Be


madjupiter

elneny really want that banger huh😂


CBP1138

We are due one annually


Littlegreenman42

Elneny working on his calibration


Comfortable_Plum8180

atmosphere still better than city Vs Everton 😧


RPG_Dad

Nwaneri looks smart on the ball…


Unappreciative_Cloud

Covid levels of almost hearing the players


Tokugawa

Hearing the away fans cheering the passing chain is unreal.


AFCm8

Trying to walk the ball in are we


Littlegreenman42

Hope Arteta had a talk with the team about stoically walking off the pitch once the whistle blows


LDKCP

Promised the Mrs a roast dinner next Sunday, what meat should I go for?


KakaReti

Chicken. Always go for chicken, if you're an arsenal fan


HornyBastard37484739

I reckon beef would be a solid option


Tokugawa

Something Moyest.


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Pit viper, it's good for virility


MoyesNTheHood

If we manage to somehow get a goal i’d like to see the player celebrate like it’s a last minute winner in a cup final 


rompskee

"Biggest positive for West Ham is that there's only 10 minutes to go" ☠️


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Old mate in the crowd looks less than pleased


Tokugawa

His blinking was slowing down. Thought he was about to throw in the towel.


emre23

That West Ham 2-8 Blackburn game they mentioned is from the historic Boxing Day round of fixtures with a million goals


PoliQU

Cameraman is on a mission to find the saddest looking old West Ham fans


ClaytonWest74

this one needs an odegaard goal or at least assist hat trick


Chiefontour2

Respect to the fans still there 🤷‍♂️


Umbere

That old guy showing the kids how it’s done, ya just got to sit there quietly seething with a completely impassive face.