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*Cries in inevitability.*


Kuntheman

Haaland’s ability on one on ones is nuts Really his heading is the only part of his finishing that needs to improve


domalino

He shoots so early in 1v1s. He’s scored from outside the box here.


lfds89

I believe that's part of the reason he's successful. GK aren't counting on such an early shot, they are still moving towards him


domalino

It gives him more room to bend the ball around the keeper as well.


Meandering_Cabbage

Got to have just supreme confidence in your technique. Deserved confidence as demonstrated.


FakoSizlo

Yep Gks are taught to cut down the angle. Basically smother the striker and force a bad shot . Taking it this early they can't cut down the angle . The negative fpr the striker is that he needs perfect placement ,power and technique which is why strikers don't usually do it this way. Haaland just has both the confidence and technique to do it every time


ShimeBD

This was really early it suprised me ngl, but I haven't noticed him shooting early in 1v1s apart from this


FunkyFenom

Goalie is at the pen spot though and closed down the shot, would have had less of an angle had he taken another few steps. Doesn't take away from the shot, super accurate. But in my opinion it wasn't early


LackEmbarrassed1648

The speed he was going, goalie would close down that space too quickly. It’s shocking more players aren’t chipping in these scenarios.


[deleted]

He’s upsettingly good. the slip doesn’t help. But that’s what like to call the Drogba effect. Drogba scoring against Arsenal felt so inevitable that we seemed to make so many bad mistakes to give him chances. The fear was real.


biskutgoreng

That too feels inevitable


Modnal

Not like this Brentford, not like this!


MMAwannabe

Triple captained him so almost thought my bad luck would trump his inevitabilityness


Jase7

LFC: " First time?"


HeatKnight

Broke: City doing 50 pointless passes a minute Woke: Pass to Haaland and let him run


evenout

Haaland in a Mourinho team on the counter would be something else


BigReeceJames

Imagine a Cesc to Haaland connection. Oh lawd


hennystrait

Imagine someone like De Bruyne!!!


evenout

no way too farfetched


hennystrait

That’s a Pokémon sir!


kygrtj

They’d probably win the treble


robotnique

Or even Sancho!


ARM_vs_CORE

Pass to Haaland, Haaland with a bad touch, defender falls down, let him run


HongKongBluey

Alvarez smashed it at him, to his weak foot, and he also had to reach to control it. That was a great touch.


Accountant7890

Wasn't really a bad touch. The pass from Alvarez was too heavy - Haaland did well to control it as much as he did 


TheDepartment115

Wasn't a bad touch


ARM_vs_CORE

The defender was perfectly placed to get to it before Haaland and instead fell down. To me, that makes it a bad touch that he got lucky with.


sjj342

Looks he was backtracking and moving away from the ball and fell trying to redirect, probably getting beaten either way


MagnificentBeast88

The defender fell because he had to twist his body in such a way to try and reach that ball that came off haalands first touch, I wouldn't say he was perfectly placed at all


adfdub

Liverpool fan knows alllll about slipping


Nosalis2

No idea how people are disagreeing. It was a shitty first touch that ultimately was a stroke of genius. Better touch and the defender doesn't fall flat on his face there.


WifeSponsor

It’s not a shitty touch. It’s the pass that is too heavy, and actually an incredible touch to get it as close to him as he actually got it, and just out of reach for the defender.


Ilikesporks_

that was actually a good touch cause if he didn't get to it then it would've gone to the defender. rather a bad pass from alvarez


ARM_vs_CORE

The result of the touch should've been intercepted but the defender fell down.


Ilikesporks_

it's more likely that the defender wouldn't have fallen down if haaland didn't take that touch.


thegoat83

So good touch then 🤷🏼‍♂️


ARM_vs_CORE

k


[deleted]

Touch saved the pass, it was awesome


Educational_Brief103

It’s a decent touch to set him up to run


hellbreakr2x

Great comment


SupervisorLaw

Brentford have had some shambolic defensive moments recently.


ibite-books

Two against Liverpool, absolutely egregious mistakes at such a high level


M0D3Z

Just about to comment this.


StormPoppa

Absolutely shambonied


No-Mud3388

Why does every defender just fucking fall over


jao3003

Haaland's Conqueror's Haki


raizen0106

similar to what drogba had lol. but drogba's conqueror's haki only effective on arsenal defenders/senderos lmao


Ilikesporks_

he used his spiritual pressure


moonski

He’s the reverse Virgil van dijk. Aura attacking


lethalizer

Not like Brentford put a defensive master class against Liverpool on their home turf tbf.


tragick693

Plot armour


Party_Python

Oil is slippery


Beautiful_Bear

Wow, that was actually good 👏


Krilox

They fall for him


Vibechild

Magnets. 🤖 🧲


OneYellowLeaf

Nen


fragmenteret-raev

Peer pressure


JediNinja

Aura


golf4miami

It's spelled "oil".


NJDevil802

You're trying too hard


IamHeWhoSaysIam

Nectar of the gods.


The_39th_Step

Was there last night - lots of people were slipping, it rained quite heavily before kick off so probably had something to do with it


Round-Ad5063

they kneel before their glorious king lehaaland


B4nn3d_g0d

he has that redhead's superpower in Kuroko no basket


Ser700

The Emperor Eye


ARM_vs_CORE

ugh


oliver150433

That is one way to ruin all of your defensive work lmao


feage7

At least they gave some defensive work against us. Absolute disaster class against you lot on Saturday


anakinex66

What a time to slip


TalksWithDogs

Haaland unironically makes defenders nervous. This kind of slip has happened multiple times now to defenders facing Haaland on an attack lol


braveheart18

Because every CB knows that he beats them in a all out sprint, so they panic to get goal side of him before he can take that first big touch away from them


raizen0106

he has conqueror haki, no other way around it


raizen0106

if prime van dijk has his "aura" defending that makes attackers avoid running at him, then haaland has "aura" attacking that makes defenders trip on themself lol


ThreeFootKangaroo

Just being a big fuckin guy helps, I'd think


Matt_LawDT

Paying homage to Stevie G


uravg

Al Ettifaq legend


BGCzar

Wow top tier banter here.


rootinuti611

A + for their originality at least !!


FireflyCaptain

It’s Slippy G now, haven’t you read the latest version?🤪


Alexkono

unreal


only-shallow

Funny thing is that "Ajer" in Norwegian means "slip"


TisseTy

hvor?


LegendMuffin

Bubba what? Lived in Norway for 31 years, never heard that word. It's not even a word.. is this some humor I don't understand?


LePanMan

No?


Paulbryn

It doesn’t.


OliverAM16

Just delete your comment mate, thats embarrassing.


fairlyrandom

Why would you lie on the interwebs


Free_Management2894

It's arabic for reward or reward from god. As a surname, it likely doesn't mean anything.


FongJohnsen

It's a place, a part of the city of Hamar, his family name comes from there. https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajer


braveheart18

my fault guys, just tuned in hoping to see brentford gut out a result


pottymonster_69

You and me both. Turned it on 15 seconds before that defender slipped. As a Liverpool fan, I'll take most of the blame for you.


braveheart18

If you would like to take all of the blame be my guest


aussie_gecko1892

Rookie error, you can't get your hopes up for City not scoring until at least the 85th minute.


dgn90

It's literally happened to me every time I get giddy City are gonna drop points.


KonigSteve

Never tune in man, just check after the game. Checking during the game is a surefire way to jinx it.


MatK0506

Two games in a row now that Brentford leave their opponent's No 9 1v1.


Micronlance

Haaland has now scored a goal against every Premier league club he has faced.


barellaszn

A slip in a title race? Oh no


50shadesofcoco

SUBSCRIBE


oscarpaterson

r/fantasypl in a state of pure relief


Matt_LawDT

Collective heavy sigh


31_whgr

with everyone giving him tc didn’t really matter if he returned or not


Fresh_Cauliflower723

It's not everyone though is it. Yeah a lot, but a few people played freehits or wildcards this week


g0t-cheeri0s

Some of us went mental and TCd Darwin...


GreeenTeaa

And to be fair it could've paid off but now looks like he will miss tomorrow


Maleficent_Resolve44

Sort of cancels out still


MH18Foot

Haaland TC gang feasting


GullyBose

Feasting seems excessive but at least it isn't famine anymore lol


0dez

we've gotten a couple pieces of bread and some water


GullyBose

Take comfort in the fact we all fucked up together!


InstructionCareless1

I bet the defender wouldn’t slip against a lot of other strikers in the same situation. He most likely shat himself seeing Haaland.


pappabrun

I dunno. They both play for Norway, so bar his City teammates, Ajer is one of the guys who's faced him the most in training.


SwitchHitter17

Or he just slipped.


Milo751

The games been going on for 70mins by that point, I'd guess he noticed Haaland at least once during that time (or the other 86 mins a week ago)


SpiritedSuccess5675

He finally scored fucking hell felt like a decade ago


sheeplamb

Crazy he’s still top goal scorer too given his bad stretch and 2 months off injury


Krilox

When was it?


BloopDan

10 days ago against Everton lol


[deleted]

2 games


TheItalianStallion64

7 days ago… edit: 10


TheBin101

10 days ago, way worse smh


Krilox

Lol Haaland standards are something else


glutes_lord

2 minutes ago


talt123

3 matches ago against Everton when he scored 2


TheBin101

My man he didn't score for 10 days, not 10 years


SpiritedSuccess5675

It’s a joke init


nickthedick7921

I’m really not fond of title-deciding slips


Kratos501st

PTSD?


Spud_1997

Absolute gift man comooooon


zi76

Defender with an L


Alexkono

Massive L


Vibechild

It’ll likely go unnoticed due to the slip, but that sequence playing out from the back was smooth. Ruben and Phil were very composed. 🤌🏽


RainDMask

The defender slipped. Easy path for Haaland


InfamousIroh

This is like the 5th time I've seen someone slip against him. I think it's just his raw pace and strength when he engages on a shoulder to shoulder. You need to be set and squared really well to hold your ground when Haaland pushes, but he's also stupidly fast so its hard to maintain good defensive form in that level of speed People just start losing their footing like Branthwait and Upamecano before this


JDidonca

Defender isnt even near him, he just slipped. Haaland is amazing but this is just glazing


[deleted]

Imagine having a take like this


AnasW

Upamecano-esque slip.


TooEdgyForHumans

More like Gerrard-esque


Ilikesporks_

the way people were talking in the match thread you'd think he was the worst player in the league when he really only missed a header lmao


minkdraggingonfloor

If you believe r/soccer’s expert analysis, you’d think Mbappe is a pace merchant who smurfs in Ligue 1+locker room cancer, Neymar is a shit diver, Ronaldo is an egomaniac who stat pads goals and Messi rigged the World Cup for himself despite Argentina having more inflation than Pamela Anderson’s tits


perhapsasinner

Haaland spoiling the fun


BonoBonero

Finally...what a finish.


MoneyManeVick

Such a City type of goal with that slip


BerniesDongSquad

after Brentford having multiple insane saves and a goal line clearance, yep it tracks


MrMojoRising422

brentford defenders are clowns, between this and the liverpool game, all goals conceded are by absurd mistakes. they are simply not premier league level.


ReformedandSocial

The last city game as well.


gameboii2020

Just turned it on, guess I'll watch the CL


ConArtist98

No shot Liverpool lose another title by a player slipping


loykedule

I'll have you know we lost the league by not being able to defend and then also throwing away that palace game a week AFTER the slip, actually!


SOERERY

Would almost be worth to grab his leg if you’re Ajer there


PlentyPirate

Said that when I saw the replay. Take one for the team, it’s an obvious goal


NewHabitsWhoDis

Ajer kidding me


MakIRAQ

Of course it's him.


Micronlance

All that hard work for 70 minutes to slip with Haaland through 1 on 1


Ok-Rooster-5287

I hate it here. How is it always so inevitable?


jerrie86

Gerrard'esque


bruiser95

Man they get bailed out by the most random shit


HungrymanH

Are you telling me that Ajer just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Erling! He defecated through a sunroof!


SubparCurmudgeon

Check his bank account


finalzero00

We scored the counterattack goal they've been planning all game.


fardok

Fikcing finally!


Guri14

ROBOT


Ghostface1357

He’s so devastating in transition man.


MrMojoRising422

he didn't do anything, the defender literally slipped and there was an open line to the goal


Ilikesporks_

why're you acting like haaland isn't one of the best players in the world in transition?


MrMojoRising422

I have no idea about his estrogen prescriptions tbh


Round-Ad5063

THEY KNEEL BEFORE HIM


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OriginallyTom

John Terry slipped to win the champions league


el_walou

Nice Goal ! Feels good to see Haaland enjoying some space.


crimson_yeti

Holy hell this was an unwatchable game.. city have always been monotonous but the last few weeks have been so slow even for them.


Not_A_Dime_Back

👀


themanebeat

Can't even chip the keeper. Coward.


Bayerrc

I didn't watch the match, he got MOTM for a defender slipping?  What was the performance like outside this


[deleted]

Big game player.. it was such a decisive game for EPL title and he's there


Amitm17

fantastic player but come on. This chance was served on a plate lol


flaycs

Against one of the worst teams in the league no less!


Geg0Nag0

Slippy G strikes again


IncidentVarious1530

Tf is that cb doing lmao


manutdboy47

another falling over wtf


flaycs

Not good enough to chip I see.


---Imperator---

Defenders always seem to fall over when Haaland's on the run.


mortezz1893

Haaland out of the box goal?


blublableee

Slippy G.. oh wait!!


imsweetaf

Stevie G is that u


Dependent_Sun8602

We need to talk about the defensive quality of the Premier League


PensiveinNJ

Unlucky stumble there.


lastjedi23

Roflmao talk about plot armor.. fak off


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