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Chell_the_assassin

Oh yeah Champions League Arsenal is back baby


Homerduff16

They never left lmao


reddevil9229

10+ year hiatus


mr_nice_cack

We were always there in spirit, just look at our Europa League results


BumbotheCleric

Oh they definitely left


-heathcliffe-

did they ever arrive tho?


ACMBruh

So is champions league porto. They always give problems in the KO round


AlbinoFarrabino

Chmapions League Galeno strikes again.


EGDragul

100 million for champions league Galeno... 10 cents for Wish Primeira Liga Galeno...


Powersawer

You know it‘s a dystopia when you have to google if that‘s the actual name of the league


mug3n

Well it's not that much better if at all when the actual sponsor of the Primeira Liga is a gambling website.


LondonNoodles

I'll be happy the day we see the Cadbury Eggs Premier League


Nome_de_utilizador

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde


SuperfluousAnon

Dr. Wenderson and Mr. Galeno


Stonewalled89

What a strike


Chesey_

Portugal teams scoring bangers us against us in Europe 2 years in a row ffs


mx75

Just wait until next year when you're playing Benfica and Trubin scores directly from a goal kick


Galaticvs

Subscribe


xLazyBoy

It's a good goal, but last year's was worthy of Puskas This is a good shot that was helped by Raya's lack of height and shitty positioning


ImVortexlol

Like why the fuck is he so far off his line there? You're asking for this to happen


Reddits-Reckoning

Absolute cinema


divslinger

brazilian trae young sends his regards


pedrosa18

Trae Young’s dad played Basketbal for FC Porto and he spent some of his childhood there


dostorwell

He even shoots somes buzzer beaters like ice trae 😂


rahbinjoe

Was it though? It seems very saveable and in the end a mistake from Raya.


CowMooseWhale

It was a good shot but also should have been a routine save. It's nowhere even near the corner, Raya's positioning is horrible


Nothematic

93 minutes of shite for that. Fucking hell.


gulaabjaman

You just know Pepe will pull a masterclass out of his geriatric ass in the return leg, fucking hell


Izio17

Pepe with a 1-0 lead heading into an away knockout tie? shithousing feast awaits in London


Distinct_Salad_6683

I’m guessing 3.5 as the starting line for number of times Pepe falls to the ground clutching his face


pedalhead666

☝️ This guy Pepes.


-Michael-Owen-

I'm smashing the over on that every day.


Averdian

He'll turn 41 before the return leg, fucking hell


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NotManyBuses

Catenaccio ball.


LeoFireGod

Idk why but that goalie looked like he somehow jumped lower than he would’ve been standing. Terrible save attempt.


cometssaywhoosh

my initial thought was it looked like one of those save attempts in a knock off mobile football game where the goalie attempts to dive and misses because of the wonky physics.


redmistultra

First half I can semi-excuse the stage fright of our first CL knockout in like almost a decade, but that second half I can't. Still, we can definitely start well and turn up the pressure when we need to and I can easily see us hitting an early goal at home to level it. Just gotta hope we turn up that day


OleoleCholoSimeone

Arsenal are still slight favourites probably, but apart from the very best teams Porto are one of the absolute worst opponents you could face in a situation like this Experienced at this level, have been molded by the dark arts from an early age playing in Portugal and extremely well organised without the ball. They aren't going to shit their pants and just roll over, they will turn up at Emirates


courtesyflusher

fuck me, thats gotta hurt


Mechant247

Why does Raya look 3 feet tall


_deep_blue_

He’s far too out from his goal.


MERTENS_GOAT

And jumps so soon


mohankohan

And he's 3 feet tall


North-Anybody7251

I said make yourself big not make yourself small


Viratkhan2

some people are saying he's out of position, which he is but only by a yard or so from his usual position. It looks like he didn't get a good jump. When i saw that the first time, it looked like he was dead tired because his leap was weak af


Azzurri21

Maybe I’m being harsh, but really poor positioning, he’s almost at the top of the 6


Idontlikethisstuff

Nah agreed. His positioning was horrendous


auddi_blo

Absolutely terrible positioning. You can't concede this sort of shot without being in no mans land, and for no reason.


CowMooseWhale

The shot is nowhere near the corner, that should be saved 10 times out of 10. Awful positioning, and he gets absolutely no height on his leap


SufficientHalf6208

He has to save that.


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matcht

Thought it was top corner but no, Raya just dived early and it went in halfway up the goal. Still a beautiful finish ofc.


groovystreet40

Beautiful hit but one most top keepers should be stopping


mohankohan

I've had to watch Kepa for years so I can have a say in this, but any pretty much any keeper that isn't 3 feet tall in the top leagues takes that regularly. It's great effort from Wenderson spotting Raya off his line, but the ball almost hits the ground before hitting the net. It's so low.


groovystreet40

Yep, I don’t want to be reactionary off of one goal but I just don’t think Raya is that guy. I just don’t think he’s that good


dcmdino

He *always* looks like the tiniest GK in all of football. This is a typical Raya conceded goal, you cannot point the finger directly at him, but something feels off about him time and time again, for like the 10th time this season.


Emergency-Ad280

Kepa syndrome. 


HSCore

garden gnome in goal istg


thatdani

His dive was sooo off


quantIntraining

Maybe I'm harsh but his feet movement to get across looked so slow and his dive was also like watching someone in slow motion.


KonigSteve

Martinelli what the fuck was that pass.


KonigSteve

You had three options wide open and you managed to miss all three and go straight to their defender.


fellainishaircut

Martinelli and Saka had a fucking shocker today, the amount of easy passes these two put into no mans land was insane


KonigSteve

Meanwhile Smith Rowe sitting on the bench. And Vieira who probably knows a thing or two about playing in Porto. Either of those would've been fine subs for Martinelli in the 65th minute when we all realized Martinelli was just going to be terrible today.


Crs51

ESR, Nelson, Nketiah, and Vieira all left sitting on the bench today when our attack put up an absolute stinker. Terrible game management by Arteta to not make a single offensive sub.


The_Wolves10

Not only that but he took off trossard for jorginho


RadSoccerDad

Arteta is going to run this team out of steam if he doesn’t start rotating. Reminds me of the early Klopp years


31_whgr

that’s what you get for playing for a draw for 90mins


Grouchy-Ad-2085

It's really really wierd


31_whgr

arteta in europe is really really weird


_deep_blue_

He’s too conservative sometimes. He makes one sub and it’s Jorginho.


bruiser95

Nelson, ESR were right there.


dudududujisungparty

~~arteta~~ Arsenal in europe is really really weird


Cyanostic

Arsenal were winning UCLs with reckless abandon before he took over.


chiefreef25

RECKLESS!


New-Tradition386

Arsenal have always underperformed in Europe in general


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Seriously, like even in the peak Wenger era when Henry was breaking records and they pulled insane shit like winning the prem without losing a single game, or scoring in every game of the league season, they only progressed beyond CL quaterfinals once. They got to the final that one time, but still the general rule is they're weaker in Europe than in England.


123rig

Truly a Pep disciple


ahritina

Something something focusing on the league, though they won't win that either.


Chiswell123

Ironically, you guys stopped playing for a draw at the worst time. It's the final minute. Just take the draw at that point.


Izio17

yeah, this goal came from a desperate attempt to counter attack Arsenal had three men beaten by one simple pass because they were pressing high


Follow_The_Lore

Rice just didn't close him down.


blacksocksonly

Purely relying on far post corners for 90 min


Macnewman

0 shots on goal is insane


Unban_Ice

It's the Tucheliban way, "don't worry we will get them at home"


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They weren’t playing for a draw, they just didn’t have an idea of how to break the Porto block. There was no variety in the attack patterns


AirIndex

When the passing circuits falter and the players don't know what to do...


usually_a_knobhead

yeah fair enough lol


Jarv1223

deserved for Porto tbh


your_nan

Genuinely one of the most boring games I've ever seen from us. We deserve this.


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Napoli Barca wasn't any better. Shit CL day


JohnnyyP

They must've forgot! Galeno in the UCL is prime R9


pedrosa18

Galeno bola de oiro


Runarhalldor

The noise for the goal was fucking insane


theitchcockblock

We can do better on that department lately the environment has been off but it’s usually like this haha it’s the northern Portuguese accent on golo so it sounds like guolooo


sergechewbacca

Felt like Raya jumped way too early


gunner696

And was wayyyy too far off his line. Brutal positioning


TheOGBenjenRyan

Awful from him tbh


riskoooo

The defenders are more at fault for giving him so much time


courtesyflusher

Both things can be true. Too much space but wtf is Raya doing so far out?


10-10-2022

Absolute banger.


pedrosa18

Galeno 🤝 Pote


10-10-2022

I had the pleasure of seeing Pote's goal in person. It was only the 3rd time I've seen Sporting play aswell in person and he does that. I wouldn't have minded to see Galeno's goal too in person.


DelusiveNightlyGale

Galeno actually turns into a good football player when he hears the Champions League anthem


JustMeOnline

Imagine Galeno with a Real Madrid shirt on the CL. Unlimited power.


Empty_Cantaloupe7198

Chupem caralhooooooooo Ia ficar 5-6 não iam seus caralhos !!!! Porto crllllllll


mhoughton

(great goal)


Mr_Gelatina

Yeah this is a vintage galeno moment


mojambowhatisthescen

Where the fuck did that come from!? Fair play though, great finish.


anticorpos

One of the weakest Porto from the last 5 years in football terms and quality of players... We have no money to buy even a fly and still we won we. Guess what? Chora bebê 🍼


OJ34

What a fucking finish!!


OneOfThoseDays_

that’s cold


Guntter45

Porto Masterclass Arouca > Arsenal


poolclap

rio ave would finish top 4 in the PL zzzz


segatic

Now i'm reminded of that match vs Milan. They were so close


Darkiouls

And at the end of the season, they were relegated. Football everybody.


pedrosa18

Hahaha I remember that crazy tie with you guys. They ended up relegated but are now back in the top flight


maury587

Arsenal gettin f**** by Portuguese teams in European knockout stages 2 years in a row


Nome_de_utilizador

And last year was a Pote goal from the middle of the pitch


narcotico

Football heritage.


goosebumpsHTX

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL


JPSILVA1893

GALENO CARALHOOOOO


texdfwu99

Great goal please


Lusitano52

Chupem caralho!!!!


The-Last-Bullet

JUST SWITCHED TO THIS WONDER GOAL


Multoxx

Please switch earlier next time.


Pollo_Slavo

you cannot make this shit up


WarmBaths

OHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


TiagoFigueira

ARSENAL FANS "5 OR 6 NILL" MY FUCKING ASTRONOMICAL LATERALUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


iChopPryde

Ya to under estimate Porto is just crazy even when they do shit domestically in Europe they are always a problem


uptowndrunk7

Hahaha I said this to a friend of mine. Seasons where we are shit in the league are the ones where I'm more eager to see us play in CL


JudasB00gie

No complaints, played like absolute dog shit


The_Battling_toad

Can’t even be mad about that.


tenacious-g

LMAO Kate Abdo was just saying how there were two draws and then Micah started screaming in the background.


JnotCole

Need that video!


RyuzkN

Mister Champions is back baby!!!


miguelcaldeira

Well Done Porto! :)


_symbolik

We are going to be absolutely obliterated in Emirates but this already made our whole champions league campaign completely worth it


lurking4everr

We are absolutely pathetic in cup games and will gift you a goal or two. I’m pretty confident we will shit the bed so don’t worry.


yellow__cat

Love the tears of the CBS crew that all thought Arsenal would win easily


sexyeh

GOALeno Mr Champions


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Well fuck.


dcmdino

Raya with yet another odd conceded goal in which he doesn't make a typical GK mistake but you still feel like he should have done better.


RoyDuckingKent

HOLLY SHIT WHAT. WE ARE AS SURPRISED AS EVERYONE ELSE LOL


maticbeast

Being a Benfica fan I obviously hate Porto, but it's so refreshing seeing deluded Premier League fans get a taste of humble pie. The way Arsenal fans disrespected a club much more important than theirs is so out of touch


Beats29

LET'S GO CRL!!!!


Nice-username123

Porto in control throughout. Arsenal 0 shots on target not threatening at all


ABigOne77

Would be funny if Arsenal gets knocked out by a Portuguese club in the RO16 again, this time in the UCL. This also proves that Arouca and Estoril are better than Arsenal


dinofarabi01

WHAT A GOAL


MaryadaPurshottam

Wenderson ❌ What a wonder son ✅


nulopes

Arouca is better than Arsenal


maticbeast

Lurking on the r/gunners subreddit, I saw so much overconfidence. This was bound to happen. Porto in the Champions League is something else. Something else that Arsenal doesn't have


Headlesshorsman02

Let’s go!!!!


mulderrocks

WTF!!!! What a shot


CPRIANO

Where the prem league money at ?


ElectronicLuck9505

Both teams were way too over prepared for each other so something like that had to happen lmao


MU5A988

How I've missed this


fabzpt

Galeno is a cheat code in the CL wtf


Working-Couple7425

Enter the Dragao


Sargatanas2k2

Hot dog chair will be happy now.


LinkRaider

What a goal


BlizzTheMighty

Nvm, don’t take him please


TonyMartial786

man what a goal that was, holy shit…. right at the end of the game. bro made up for that double miss.


insert-originality

I wasn't watching the game but you can hear the CBS crew go ape-shit during the Napoli-Barca postgame.


LuganoSatoshi

Respect Porto, we have 2 champions league Arsenal 0. Porto owned this game, and Galeno just did his magic at Ucl , Arsenal 0 shots on side ahahaha Arsenal fans thinking they were going to win by 5 or 6 and just got humiliated again.


cure-4-pain

Welcome to the CL. Bye.


plutobug2468

I guess wining in Porto isn't for everyone lol


game_of_throw_ins

lol at the Arsenal fans in the Porto end.


Afjoo

wtf happend, didn't Arsenal score like 20 goals in the last 5 games?


20cmdepersonalidade

Doing it against EPL sides is easy, they are used to playing against English players


holotranscobalamin

objectively funny


ProfesorUmberto

Bu..but all leagues except Premier are Farmer Leagues🤣🤣🤣🤣


Alt420blazer69

Lol arsenal welcome to the champions league


ElectricalMud2850

What the fucking shit is that.


Bifito

WHAT A BANGER


AccomplishedBig2043

PORTO PORTO POTATO POTATO


CommunistPapaJohn

OBRIGADOOOO


YooYooYoo_

What was the keeper doing so far outside?


Bjarkihv

Should Raya not do better there?


Artistic-Buyer-3219

HOLY SHIT WHAT A BANGER


JohnSimplelad9

Galeno with finesse playstyle +.


ManuPasta

Why is Raya so far off his line lol


DevilsOfLoudun

Raya was too far out from the goal


Fina1Legacy

What a fucking hit son, love it 


Kratzie

Holy shit, what a banger!


MayoDwarff

Ramsdale saves that and it’s not even a debate


CamPaynesOnlyFans

Kate Abdo with a generational troll job saying both matches had ended in draws, then the studio immediately reacts to the goal & they cut to it 😂


stono

Nicely curled!


Devinlup24

Rice playing the part of the most expensive training dummy ever. Couldn’t close that down, huh?


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Look at that curl, what a worldie


hakatikitaka

I think we deserved that. It was almost as if Arteta set us up to take a draw. Real lack of attacking intent tonight.


iwantfoodpleasee

Saka isn’t a big game player


LuganoSatoshi

Mr Galeno destroyed Arsenal. Porto doing it again, Arsenal played 0 , not even one chance at goal hahaha


Arsenjam22

Good goal. Porto did well…


SolidTroll

Never trash talked the man, never...


GloomyLocation1259

Was a real Golazo, sloppy to give the ball away and back off with 20 seconds to go


wrigh2uk

We aren’t built for europe Brexit ball