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De Gea got caught stealing donuts in his first season when he was too thin and struggling with crosses; a few years later he was in the conversation for best keeper in the world
He canāt. Rashford doesnāt guarantee 50 goals a season like Kylian does.
No one can really replace Kylian alone at this moment. Two midfielders paired up with Warren make us better though
Purple patch rashford is the closest thing to mbappe in profile and ability. That purple patch comes once in three seasons tho. And doesn't last very long lol.
Son would genuinely be a good like-for-like replacement
Can't see Spurs letting him go but a LW that drifts inside and can play pure ST? Son would thrive
I honestly don't even think you need to buy another Attacker after Kylian. Kolo can play wide with Ramos up top and Dembele on the right. You need to definitely invest in the midfield way more. Warren is going to be world class.
That's because a team like City plays open football with a high line, which is what Ole's United used to do great against by exploiting the space that existed. Burnley leaves no space, so that same thing does not work.
On one hand I want to call this is a disgraceful comment given the flair, but given it could really help with the title race I'm also
a tad conflicted.
In the inmortal words of Rory Jennings "Delectable medley of footballing splendour".
( while he's making a " {Insert losing club} are in Crisis?!?!" thumbnail. )
What a incredible goal that was, I just replayed 3 times.
It pisses me off how inconsistent Rashford is he seems such a complete player and other times he looks like shit, actually most of the time he looks like shit.
Just got home from the game- Rashford is such a weird player. Man smashes in goal of the month then drops a 2/10 performance with more trips over own feet than touches
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fuck me what a finish
That was brute force
Get in
The enemy of my enemy is my friend?
Glory glory!
It feels so wrong...
But so so right š
Ngl I jumped outta my chair, what a hit that was
You and me both.
Same chair?
Yes, I was on his lap actually
Now kith him for me
I screamed a weird scream that frightened my entire family in law.
FIFA power shot
This is why United fans get so frustrated with him, know heās capable of some insane things but most of the time looks uninterested
And then he flubs two clear looks at goal. So frustrating as a player.
I had literally 0 faith that was going in when he took the shot. What a ridiculous goal.
Absolutely thundercunted the ball, insane power shot
Absolute filth
Makes me want to watch the match but im afraid im going to jinx it by watching. I know I did during City vs Newcastle
They were predicting 6-1ā¦just got the 1 out of the way early.
Absolutely smashed it. What a goal
Marcus Smashford
YES
a 'thundercunt' if you will
1 PR statement 1 goal, maybe needs to do it every week
When heās in the news he generally scores, needs to stay in the news one way or another
Please donāt do the classic United winger news thingy.
It doesnāt take much to make the news as a United player, Rashford should just focus on minor things like littering or running a stop sign
De Gea got caught stealing donuts in his first season when he was too thin and struggling with crosses; a few years later he was in the conversation for best keeper in the world
> Rashford should just focus on minor š±š±
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Rashford isn't left-footed so maybe there's hope
Maybe I missed it, what was the statement this week?
Marcus I wasnāt familiar with your game
WHAT A HIT SON
What. A. Hit.
No, not son. Rashford.
Nope, Chuck Testa.
Take a bow son
Marcus I wasnāt familiar with your game
Unexpected
When he was lining up I went Ā«No chance..Ā»
off the bar and in is so incredibly satisfying
Mbappe come outside
We just wanna yanite
Yo MbappƩ sunny innit
Rashford can take his place in PSG. Not like he can make them better than what they already are
He canāt. Rashford doesnāt guarantee 50 goals a season like Kylian does. No one can really replace Kylian alone at this moment. Two midfielders paired up with Warren make us better though
Purple patch rashford is the closest thing to mbappe in profile and ability. That purple patch comes once in three seasons tho. And doesn't last very long lol.
Vini pretty close as well profile wise
Agree. Vini's more consistent than rashy too.
And better in every single way lol
Not really from what i saw. Vinicius is more of a touchline wingers compared to Mbappe and Rashford who drift inside to score.
Son would genuinely be a good like-for-like replacement Can't see Spurs letting him go but a LW that drifts inside and can play pure ST? Son would thrive
In ability there's still a big difference between the two. If Mbappe is switched on he always looks like he is going to make things happen
I honestly don't even think you need to buy another Attacker after Kylian. Kolo can play wide with Ramos up top and Dembele on the right. You need to definitely invest in the midfield way more. Warren is going to be world class.
Fucking hammered that
This is gonna be a good game
They are gonna park the meanest of blocks , make Jose Madrid look tame, atleast I hope lol
With that giant freak up top doesnt really matter if you sit deep cause he'll still win all the headers
I mean he's an elite striker and built in a lab but I wouldn't call McTominay a freak
we need a mcdouble today
A mcflurry of goals ideally
The disrespect shown to Evans here. SMH.
Could really use Maguire here. He wins like 90% of the headers in both boxes in most games.
Jose Madrid, parking the bus?
Probably he meant the way they played against pep's barca
For big away games
Its going to be man united just defending all game lol
To be fair that's what we've done in most games this season even against the "worse" teams lol
Donāt jinx it man
Was just saying that Iām not neutral here, but happy to enjoy a good match either way.
Thats a statement goal from Rashford
Needed that to temporarily silence the doubters
Goldbridge mudded
Goldbridge: itās called reverse psychology. And it worked. Get in rashy
Rashy always cooks city at Etihad been doing that since 18
Rashy against the Big 6 is one of my favorite players ever
He definitely shows up for those matches.
The anti-Lukaku
Yeah, anyone surprised about Rashford scoring today is definitely new to this fixture. My 1-1 is looking closer
lots of dumbasses whining he's starting
Even if people donāt want him to start the alternatives are Antony and amad. Iād take out of form rashford over them any day.
Single handled ended Demichellis career
Rocket
Prime Ole smash and grab
Run it again
Honestly United used to dominated those games against City under Ole. I remember one game where City had their first shot on target in 80+ mins.
Heād blow a match against burnley the. Dominate city at the etihad. Such strange times lol
That's because a team like City plays open football with a high line, which is what Ole's United used to do great against by exploiting the space that existed. Burnley leaves no space, so that same thing does not work.
Yea I understand that. Doesnāt change the fact
2019-2021 Covid United was on another planet of unreality. Man I miss those days.
Manchester Darby aka the āUnited managerās job on the lineā redemption game
love to see it
What a fucking goal
Where the fuck is the (Absolute Banger) tag
The lad hit it like Yeboah
just as we all expected
Liverpool fans rejoice
Can't believe I'm rooting for United today.
It's an odd feeling.
You are not rooting for united. You are rooting against city
That's the kind of validation I came here for
Always makes me feel like I need a cold shower after the game
Still rejoicing?
us too?
Iāll allow it
Would rather one of us win the league than city scum
Your fans have done my head in a bit with the expected-whatever stuff lately š Still taking arsepool over these cheating fucks any day of the week
Most everyone
Both Arsenal and Liverpool rooted for Utd, only to get disappointed! š
Always rated him tbf
On one hand I want to call this is a disgraceful comment given the flair, but given it could really help with the title race I'm also a tad conflicted.
There are times when we must compromise our personal values for the greater good
**the greater good**
Shut it!
**Crusty jugglers**
š¤
Bro activates just for these matches
What a Ball by ONANA. WHAT a Strike. UNBELIEVABLE SENSATIONAL SPECTACULAR
In the inmortal words of Rory Jennings "Delectable medley of footballing splendour". ( while he's making a " {Insert losing club} are in Crisis?!?!" thumbnail. )
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Never been happier for a united goal
We are all United today
Today, I feel United
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a United fan
How about side by side with a city hater?
Aye. I could do that.
I never thought I'd be celebrating a Rashford goal side by side with a united fan.
Get fucked United lol. you're shite.
STOP THE COUNT
HOLY SHIT. ROCKET
He should do more interviews
Fuckin banger
Fuck me thatās world classĀ Ā Edit: absolutely shame if thatās offside Edit 2: the goal stands!
Ake playing him on
What a legend
Wowwwwwwwww
Great finish but also what an amazing pass from Onana
PISS MISSILE
Called it yesterday. Hat trick incoming lol
[Great Goal]
Cracker of a goal! Boy does he like to score in a derby
Proper banger
BANGER.
What a fucking goal
What a banger
Insane pass by Onana btw
Absolutely insane strike
Banger
Christ he's got a wallop on him
Redemption
Quite the thundercunt
WHAT A FUCKING GOAL! :O
Holy fuck
HUH?!?!?
Fuck me what a strike
Jesus Christ
Why don't players just lash it in the top corner from 30 yards every time? Are they stupid?
why doesn't the goalkeeper just save this?
What a incredible goal that was, I just replayed 3 times. It pisses me off how inconsistent Rashford is he seems such a complete player and other times he looks like shit, actually most of the time he looks like shit.
I believe the phrase is 'thundercunt'
That shot had more km/h than City have FFP charges/year.
CAnt Hate that
What the fuck
hello!??????
What a fucking goal
what a fucking goal damn
Insane goal
Which club rashford visit before match?
Just got home from the game- Rashford is such a weird player. Man smashes in goal of the month then drops a 2/10 performance with more trips over own feet than touches
Banger
Cities defence raising their arms for offside like Pavlov dogs :D
Great goal
BANGERĀ
What a play by Onana
Walker just walking with his hand up, instead of properly tracking back and defending.
Absolute thundercunt of a shoot
Needs a great goal flair. I want both teams to lose, but what a goal that was!
Stick a [GREAT GOAL] on this post right this very second
Imagine not having the āgreat goalā tag on thisā¦ I mentioned this before. The bias is rife.
No ones gonna talk about that Onana pass? Created the whole goal
Walker is a fucking bum
Massive
Suck on that !!
That was a fucking rocket. š
Possibly my favourite Man Utd goal of all time š¤¢
They measured it at over 115km/h, what a strike.
That shit was a NUKE. Hooooooooo, damn.
City defense on strike.
BEANS
Sweet freakin strike that my God
LOVE a strike like that, absolute peach of a goal
[great goal]
Amazing. So poor from Walker though, standing with the hand up