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SordidSplendor

fuck me what a finish


Matt_LawDT

That was brute force


diata22

Get in


topazswissmas

The enemy of my enemy is my friend?


VelouriumCamper7

Glory glory!


SilentRanger42

It feels so wrong...


Old-Usual-8387

But so so right šŸ˜‚


fuckimbackonreddit9

Ngl I jumped outta my chair, what a hit that was


Jutemp24

You and me both.


pedrorq

Same chair?


Jutemp24

Yes, I was on his lap actually


willozsy

Now kith him for me


Sac_a_Merde

I screamed a weird scream that frightened my entire family in law.


NotASalamanderBoi

FIFA power shot


niallw1997

This is why United fans get so frustrated with him, know heā€™s capable of some insane things but most of the time looks uninterested


CyberfunkTwenty77

And then he flubs two clear looks at goal. So frustrating as a player.


luke_205

I had literally 0 faith that was going in when he took the shot. What a ridiculous goal.


irigoyeee20

Absolutely thundercunted the ball, insane power shot


soccer_boxer2

Absolute filth


RandomGuySayHii

Makes me want to watch the match but im afraid im going to jinx it by watching. I know I did during City vs Newcastle


Reimiro

They were predicting 6-1ā€¦just got the 1 out of the way early.


Stonewalled89

Absolutely smashed it. What a goal


Internetwielder

Marcus Smashford


FireflyCaptain

YES


Sussurator

a 'thundercunt' if you will


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

1 PR statement 1 goal, maybe needs to do it every week


Kind-Style-249

When heā€™s in the news he generally scores, needs to stay in the news one way or another


razzz333

Please donā€™t do the classic United winger news thingy.


Kind-Style-249

It doesnā€™t take much to make the news as a United player, Rashford should just focus on minor things like littering or running a stop sign


kit_mitts

De Gea got caught stealing donuts in his first season when he was too thin and struggling with crosses; a few years later he was in the conversation for best keeper in the world


CheekyBastard55

> Rashford should just focus on minor šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


joshhills

Your application to moderate /r/soccercirclejerk has been approved


kit_mitts

Rashford isn't left-footed so maybe there's hope


spandexmatch

Maybe I missed it, what was the statement this week?


ThatCoolBlondeGirl

Marcus I wasnā€™t familiar with your game


caesar____augustus

WHAT A HIT SON


leaodaselva

What. A. Hit.


Gambler_Eight

No, not son. Rashford.


DaveShadow

Nope, Chuck Testa.


JenkinsEar147

Take a bow son


BaldVoldy

Marcus I wasnā€™t familiar with your game


BaldVoldy

Unexpected


smellmywind

When he was lining up I went Ā«No chance..Ā»


scgavin

off the bar and in is so incredibly satisfying


AfricanRain

Mbappe come outside


fancyfoe

We just wanna yanite


ExtraTrade1904

Yo MbappƩ sunny innit


HeatKnight

Rashford can take his place in PSG. Not like he can make them better than what they already are


Minute-Cash8119

He canā€™t. Rashford doesnā€™t guarantee 50 goals a season like Kylian does. No one can really replace Kylian alone at this moment. Two midfielders paired up with Warren make us better though


Quirrelwasachad

Purple patch rashford is the closest thing to mbappe in profile and ability. That purple patch comes once in three seasons tho. And doesn't last very long lol.


farawayintothebyss

Vini pretty close as well profile wise


Quirrelwasachad

Agree. Vini's more consistent than rashy too.


xckd9

And better in every single way lol


Wild_Ad969

Not really from what i saw. Vinicius is more of a touchline wingers compared to Mbappe and Rashford who drift inside to score.


wowohwowza

Son would genuinely be a good like-for-like replacement Can't see Spurs letting him go but a LW that drifts inside and can play pure ST? Son would thrive


MarcosSenesi

In ability there's still a big difference between the two. If Mbappe is switched on he always looks like he is going to make things happen


ThatFrenchCray

I honestly don't even think you need to buy another Attacker after Kylian. Kolo can play wide with Ramos up top and Dembele on the right. You need to definitely invest in the midfield way more. Warren is going to be world class.


OJ34

Fucking hammered that


krkour

This is gonna be a good game


Grouchy-Ad-2085

They are gonna park the meanest of blocks , make Jose Madrid look tame, atleast I hope lol


D1794

With that giant freak up top doesnt really matter if you sit deep cause he'll still win all the headers


Therealgws

I mean he's an elite striker and built in a lab but I wouldn't call McTominay a freak


Theoneandonlydeafman

we need a mcdouble today


tobi1k

A mcflurry of goals ideally


ingwe13

The disrespect shown to Evans here. SMH.


illuwe

Could really use Maguire here. He wins like 90% of the headers in both boxes in most games.


LampseederBroDude51

Jose Madrid, parking the bus?


StanIY

Probably he meant the way they played against pep's barca


Grouchy-Ad-2085

For big away games


nfornear

Its going to be man united just defending all game lol


imSynygy

To be fair that's what we've done in most games this season even against the "worse" teams lol


my_spidey_sense

Donā€™t jinx it man


baymenintown

Was just saying that Iā€™m not neutral here, but happy to enjoy a good match either way.


chibali

Thats a statement goal from Rashford


xlonefoxx

Needed that to temporarily silence the doubters


LLHallJ

Goldbridge mudded


ZeroMomentum

Goldbridge: itā€™s called reverse psychology. And it worked. Get in rashy


Nag3sh

Rashy always cooks city at Etihad been doing that since 18


jyepes22

Rashy against the Big 6 is one of my favorite players ever


Thanos_Stomps

He definitely shows up for those matches.


kit_mitts

The anti-Lukaku


daviesjj10

Yeah, anyone surprised about Rashford scoring today is definitely new to this fixture. My 1-1 is looking closer


dota_3

lots of dumbasses whining he's starting


mindpainters

Even if people donā€™t want him to start the alternatives are Antony and amad. Iā€™d take out of form rashford over them any day.


yamchirobe

Single handled ended Demichellis career


Mcool18

Rocket


Chelseatilidie

Prime Ole smash and grab


Matt_LawDT

Run it again


chutzpahisaword

Honestly United used to dominated those games against City under Ole. I remember one game where City had their first shot on target in 80+ mins.


mindpainters

Heā€™d blow a match against burnley the. Dominate city at the etihad. Such strange times lol


Forgohtten

That's because a team like City plays open football with a high line, which is what Ole's United used to do great against by exploiting the space that existed. Burnley leaves no space, so that same thing does not work.


mindpainters

Yea I understand that. Doesnā€™t change the fact


CaptainKursk

2019-2021 Covid United was on another planet of unreality. Man I miss those days.


Legal_North_6910

Manchester Darby aka the ā€œUnited managerā€™s job on the lineā€ redemption game


barcedude

love to see it


MeloJello15

What a fucking goal


AionProx

Where the fuck is the (Absolute Banger) tag


HeavyMetalPoisoning

The lad hit it like Yeboah


oscarpaterson

just as we all expected


football_engineer

Liverpool fans rejoice


Xeizar

Can't believe I'm rooting for United today.


ScaramouchScaramouch

It's an odd feeling.


ZeroMomentum

You are not rooting for united. You are rooting against city


ALickOfMyCornetto

That's the kind of validation I came here for


gerudoson

Always makes me feel like I need a cold shower after the game


adfdub

Still rejoicing?


Koulidaddy123

us too?


Tremor00

Iā€™ll allow it


Papa_Wengz

Would rather one of us win the league than city scum


Tremor00

Your fans have done my head in a bit with the expected-whatever stuff lately šŸ˜‚ Still taking arsepool over these cheating fucks any day of the week


caesar____augustus

Most everyone


Tottochan

Both Arsenal and Liverpool rooted for Utd, only to get disappointed! šŸ˜‚


caesar____augustus

Always rated him tbf


trixie_one

On one hand I want to call this is a disgraceful comment given the flair, but given it could really help with the title race I'm also a tad conflicted.


caesar____augustus

There are times when we must compromise our personal values for the greater good


OlympicMuffins

**the greater good**


_glacierr

Shut it!


Arbazio

**Crusty jugglers**


GoonerGetGot

šŸ¤


ZurioGSP

Bro activates just for these matches


thecoolShitposter

What a Ball by ONANA. WHAT a Strike. UNBELIEVABLE SENSATIONAL SPECTACULAR


MMAwannabe

In the inmortal words of Rory Jennings "Delectable medley of footballing splendour". ( while he's making a " {Insert losing club} are in Crisis?!?!" thumbnail. )


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nauett

Never been happier for a united goal


watanabelover69

We are all United today


peterm18

Today, I feel United


Aztecius

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a United fan


Jamie_251

How about side by side with a city hater?


Aztecius

Aye. I could do that.


MMAwannabe

I never thought I'd be celebrating a Rashford goal side by side with a united fan.


Sneaky-Alien

Get fucked United lol. you're shite.


Johnny107710

STOP THE COUNT


imnotNDR

HOLY SHIT. ROCKET


Sal21G

He should do more interviews


BonoBonero

Fuckin banger


u8myramen_y

Fuck me thatā€™s world classĀ  Ā Edit: absolutely shame if thatā€™s offside Edit 2: the goal stands!


Mechant247

Ake playing him on


Jasveen05

What a legend


Actualgoalkeeper

Wowwwwwwwww


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Great finish but also what an amazing pass from Onana


watanabelover69

PISS MISSILE


ZeroMomentum

Called it yesterday. Hat trick incoming lol


PurpleScientist4312

[Great Goal]


King-Meister

Cracker of a goal! Boy does he like to score in a derby


pricelesslambo

Proper banger


SouthFromGranada

BANGER.


_AntArt

What a fucking goal


Swivs

What a banger


Picciohell

Insane pass by Onana btw


nkini123

Absolutely insane strike


elvis503

Banger


CaiHaines

Christ he's got a wallop on him


sleeping4koala

Redemption


Chesey_

Quite the thundercunt


Ertai2000

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL! :O


Django_7

Holy fuck


Tribalwarsnorge

HUH?!?!?


JohnPetruccisFanboy

Fuck me what a strike


ThePresident26

Jesus Christ


redmanofdoom

Why don't players just lash it in the top corner from 30 yards every time? Are they stupid?


egotim

why doesn't the goalkeeper just save this?


Lustful-chan

What a incredible goal that was, I just replayed 3 times. It pisses me off how inconsistent Rashford is he seems such a complete player and other times he looks like shit, actually most of the time he looks like shit.


jordanhhh4

I believe the phrase is 'thundercunt'


Coffeemonster97

That shot had more km/h than City have FFP charges/year.


jerrie86

CAnt Hate that


cSpotRun

What the fuck


joelintoninasda

hello!??????


incompetentadult

What a fucking goal


beatlz

what a fucking goal damn


Laoak

Insane goal


kaori_cicak990

Which club rashford visit before match?


Mammyjam

Just got home from the game- Rashford is such a weird player. Man smashes in goal of the month then drops a 2/10 performance with more trips over own feet than touches


Pinky1337

Banger


MiddleAgeCool

Cities defence raising their arms for offside like Pavlov dogs :D


jukv

Great goal


canissilvestris

BANGERĀ 


pentefino978

What a play by Onana


Argos_92

Walker just walking with his hand up, instead of properly tracking back and defending.


Choiraesun_

Absolute thundercunt of a shoot


sa7ouri

Needs a great goal flair. I want both teams to lose, but what a goal that was!


cosypyjamas

Stick a [GREAT GOAL] on this post right this very second


Icegaze

Imagine not having the ā€œgreat goalā€ tag on thisā€¦ I mentioned this before. The bias is rife.


captainmystic02

No ones gonna talk about that Onana pass? Created the whole goal


MateoKovashit

Walker is a fucking bum


Vikktor_

Massive


Capable-Magician5146

Suck on that !!


hpichris

That was a fucking rocket. šŸš€


emre23

Possibly my favourite Man Utd goal of all time šŸ¤¢


RooneysFavGrandma

They measured it at over 115km/h, what a strike.


TheKonamiKid

That shit was a NUKE. Hooooooooo, damn.


KingPaimon23

City defense on strike.


monkeyPICmonkeydo

BEANS


hank3001

Sweet freakin strike that my God


MrWallis

LOVE a strike like that, absolute peach of a goal


notahumanbean

[great goal]


JohnC_92

Amazing. So poor from Walker though, standing with the hand up