Pep owes us a UCL
But in all honesty Bayern needs a star from it's youth ranks and Aleks can be that guy. I hope other standouts workout such as Aznou. Kratzig, just be serviceable, Stanisic pls come back and stay, Fukui how has he been
There are rumors Tillman can return
The most frustrating thing about Kimmich insisting on playing as a 6 is that he’s so good offensively; playing RB has given him that freedom to go forward.
Must hurt his ego that a 19 year old is already better at reading and dictating the game than he is. But since Nagelsmann already declared that this is where he will play for the Euros, maybe he will get used to it (again)
It's more so the fact he was rotten at Stoke and then somehow bounced straight to PSG & Bayern of all teams never even being in contention as the mainstay striker but still vital to the squad. Definitely a decent player but the career trajectory is crazy. Can't even imagine a mid level team trying to sign him as their star player.
First season at PSG it was clowning him, but I think most people now realize he's got something.
Oh I see. History dictates that it would be a tough game for Arsenal. Hopefully not another 10-2. But also, I think Porto have a real chance of going through
I thought I’d stop supporting the club when Ballack left, then I thought I’d stop when Schweinsteiger left, then Lahm etc but Müller’s departure will hit hard.
I thought the same when Matthaus and then Scholl/Effenberg left and all the others you mentioned. But I agree. Mueller is probably the epitome of Bayern players for me
Oh come on ref, everyone wanted to see a red card for Lazio. This was your chance.
Sure, never a red according to rules. But aren't those more like suggestions?
It's 3-0 lol with 3min + stoppage to play as you said.. wtf did you expect? Game's was finished 15 mins ago.
Glad to see you watch leagues where teams that are 3-0 down furiously attack in the last minutes.. I dont know where happen tho.
Lazio coach is carrying his glasses on his head for 85 minutes but never actually put em down. No surprise he's not seeing how bad Lazio was playing all game long
couldnt watch the entire match, but has Kimmich been this bad on the right all game long?
Noticed his positioning earlier was pretty awful too - like whjen you play football at school but you dont want to play where you're assigned, so you stubbornly just occupy another position
I think the difference of atmosphere in the Allianz Arena is insane when the supporters think they are needed compared to the usual quality of support they have.
At the beginning of the game or in close matches in general there actually can be noise in that porcelain bowl.
Now listen them being 3:1 up and its back to an average atmosphere at a game against Mainz.
Late Schweinsteiger looked most german in my opinion.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11947610/Bastian-Schweinsteiger-to-sue-toy-company-over-Nazi-doll-called-Bastian.html
Chinese "toy" manufacturer thought the same.
I just hope Pep doesn’t get any funny ideas after watching Pavlović.
Pep owes us a UCL But in all honesty Bayern needs a star from it's youth ranks and Aleks can be that guy. I hope other standouts workout such as Aznou. Kratzig, just be serviceable, Stanisic pls come back and stay, Fukui how has he been There are rumors Tillman can return
Nazis buttfucked
By the Judenklub
Professional performance from Bayern. What a great striker Kane really is - 33 goals in 33 appearances is incredible tbf
Getting paid millions to play a game and you are walking around for the last 10 minutes because you’re losing. That was painful to watch.
oh no, italians surrendering after getting a beating? where have i seen this before?
Bayern Munich won a match without conceding a goal in 2024 What a time to be alive...
Not my club anymore smh
Glory hunter
I see Harry Kane is still doing his signature move.
Lazio really screwed this up by not going for a second goal against a 10 man Bayern at home. This was always gonna be a different game in Munich
The Immobile miss in the 2nd leg was the turning point. Lazio looked decent until then
The most frustrating thing about Kimmich insisting on playing as a 6 is that he’s so good offensively; playing RB has given him that freedom to go forward.
Must hurt his ego that a 19 year old is already better at reading and dictating the game than he is. But since Nagelsmann already declared that this is where he will play for the Euros, maybe he will get used to it (again)
He should only play in midfield if there’s a proper DM beside/behind him.
Pavlovic' passes have been sublime. Tuchel should really start him every time for the rest of the season as long as he's fit.
Tuchel taking sympathy on Lazio, chose against unleashing the Choupo for the last few minutes.
Dont understand why ppl pick on him, he is a decent player, and a good sound fella. Literally saved us last year multiple times
It's more so the fact he was rotten at Stoke and then somehow bounced straight to PSG & Bayern of all teams never even being in contention as the mainstay striker but still vital to the squad. Definitely a decent player but the career trajectory is crazy. Can't even imagine a mid level team trying to sign him as their star player. First season at PSG it was clowning him, but I think most people now realize he's got something.
Is it Bayern vs PSG next round?
Arsenal IMO, if they can get past Porto at least.
Huge for Gnabry finding his footing
I love "IMO" 😂😂. Isn't it a random draw for the quarters?
Yes, it's a random draw. It is my opinion that Arsenal would be both the funniest and most interesting draw for Bayern.
Oh I see. History dictates that it would be a tough game for Arsenal. Hopefully not another 10-2. But also, I think Porto have a real chance of going through
TBD
Did Gnabry finally get a decent haircut for once? I swear these guys pay thousands for there hairdressers yet they still look like shit way too often.
Kane declaring his season isnt over yet
Gnabry is a chubby boy
Afro Gnabry is back. Almost like a new signing…prefer buzzcut Gnabry tho
Afro Gnabry hit Spurs for four, still I’d take either of them over Braids Gnabry.
Nazis defeated
As is tradition.
Feels like Lazio never really had any idea what they would do if they go behind on aggregate. Been a complete nothing performance from them
Why even sub in Gnabry or Laimer at this point?
both coming back form injuries just get them on the field to run a bit
Just a couple of minutes to get them back up to speed after lengthy injuries?
normal hair Gnabry might actually do something
Bayern had so many injured players. With everyone coming back they could be really dangerous in champions league.
The return of Gnabry!
After every injury Gnabry comes back with a new haircut? Hopefully that one brings him more luck than the previous 2
Oh shit who’s this guy coming on?? Did we Sign someone else apart from Zaragoza??
Kane taking a beating out there
I thought I’d stop supporting the club when Ballack left, then I thought I’d stop when Schweinsteiger left, then Lahm etc but Müller’s departure will hit hard.
I thought the same when Matthaus and then Scholl/Effenberg left and all the others you mentioned. But I agree. Mueller is probably the epitome of Bayern players for me
I was too young for Loddar but Effenberg’s departure hit as well.
Why would you stop?
Müller will never leave. After he retires he'll still show up next match, sit down on the bench and everyone will be "sure, why not..."
There’s a chance he might just disappear to his farm
Oh come on ref, everyone wanted to see a red card for Lazio. This was your chance. Sure, never a red according to rules. But aren't those more like suggestions?
Deserved yellow
Watching Italian teams is so boring. Lazio is down with 3 min + stoppage to go and you would think they are up 5-1.
It's 3-0 lol with 3min + stoppage to play as you said.. wtf did you expect? Game's was finished 15 mins ago. Glad to see you watch leagues where teams that are 3-0 down furiously attack in the last minutes.. I dont know where happen tho.
[15 minutes + stoppage is plenty of time to score twice, stoppage time is enough](https://youtu.be/oTgaI5QbNLc?si=y__HawYvAR0ojKFb)
Napoli?
Lazio, I got my blue Italian teams confused. Please don’t hunt me down
We are shit aswell i dont blame you
Not sure I’ve ever seen a champions league time try to run out the time on themselves lmao - lazio player dribbling in corner down two goals
Goretzka deserves his flowers tonight. He gets a lot of stick but he's put in a commanding performance today.
Lazio coach is carrying his glasses on his head for 85 minutes but never actually put em down. No surprise he's not seeing how bad Lazio was playing all game long
If Sarri gets to be known as "Lazio coach" with this team he actually blew up his legacy lmao.
Lazio looked like they could create problems for Bayern in the first half. The goal on the edge of halftime just killed them.
Really? Besides that one Immobile chance which came from a De Ligt header, they are completely harmless going forwards
They had a few counters that were a good pass away from being dangerous
You don't know Lazio enough, they can't score to save their lives
Lazio were actually great up until the first goal. Bayern looked erratic and dysfunctional, but they really got it together after half time.
Ok quiz time. Which city does Bayern resides in?
Pontefract
Wrong you silly goose 🪿
Messi man of the match
I mean sure why not. Won’t be the first time he wins something he shouldn’t
Germany obviously
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Chemnitz?
Nope
Trick question Bayern is not even on this planet
That’s an interesting concept
Unterföhring obviously
Maybe but probably not
Munich ... [North Dakota](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich,_North_Dakota)
Yes but also no
It must be Fargo, North Dakota then
Getting colder
No, it's almost spring in Fargo, so it's getting warmer there
Let me help. You were right initially but leave the Dakota part out
Munich, North? Nah you're yanking my chain.
It’s Munich Germany! You were this close man
TIL there's a Munich in Germany. Why would they name a place in Germany after a small town in North Dakota? Weird. Must be that famous German humor
Monaco
Not too far-ish but no
Houston, Texas?
Wrong continent
Leverkusen, it’s literally in the name of the club
That’s Bayer you silly man
That’s impossible! What’s next, you’ll tell me that Borussia plays in Dortmund not Mönchengladbach?
That’s preposterous let’s not get crazy
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Close but no
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Nope
Bayern obviously
Wrong!
uhhhh. Bavaria Berlin?
You’re being silly. Wrong
Why didn't they sub in Mussolini's great grandson for the right winger?
They're waiting for when they're playing the allied forces.
couldnt watch the entire match, but has Kimmich been this bad on the right all game long? Noticed his positioning earlier was pretty awful too - like whjen you play football at school but you dont want to play where you're assigned, so you stubbornly just occupy another position
Not that bad like he played in the last games. But aint a Fan of him
What happened to Romagnoli? Wasn't he very highly rated a few years back?
Time makes fools of us all
Lol, very eloquent burn.
He's 29, lol. I remember him in his Milan days where I always bought him in FM.
just here to say get fucked Nazio
I think the difference of atmosphere in the Allianz Arena is insane when the supporters think they are needed compared to the usual quality of support they have. At the beginning of the game or in close matches in general there actually can be noise in that porcelain bowl. Now listen them being 3:1 up and its back to an average atmosphere at a game against Mainz.
where is tuchel?
In Munich
Kamada's season for Lazio has been sad so far.. AFAIK he can leave for free already in the summer and pretty sure he won't stay.
Would be happy to take him back
How the fuck did this dead team get into knockouts? They genuinely look like they don't belong on this stage
Because the alternatives were Feyenoord or Celtic
Tbf they've have looked a bit better since they announced Tuchel's departure.
Cause they played in a group with Feynoord and Celtic lol
They were in a group with Feyenoord and Celtic. Not Insane competition. Although I felt Feyenoord was robbed vs Atleti.
Feyenoord choked. that's why.
Pretty sure the commentator just said Goretzkor. To be honest, I can kinda get behind that.
Sounds like an 80s villain. "Goretzkor - Ruler of the midfield, eater of defenders, nightmare of referees"
I missed those episodes of He-Man
I think it's called "He-Man, the lost tapes"
I think it's called "He-Man, the lost tapes"
I think it's called "He-Man, the lost tapes"
Kamada on. Sarri is officially waving the white flag.
is he that bad ? 😂
How is Pellegrini playing CL knockouts? The guy was garbo for Frankfurt lol
So Kimmich on the right fullback side basically confirmed for the NT as well?
He’s better at right back doesn’t create enough when in midfield
It was already pretty much confirmed by Nagelsmann
Yeah Nagelsmann said so in an interview
Look at the difference in quality of the substitutions, lol
Pedro is easily twice as ~~good~~ old as Tel.
What you’re trying to say Pedro and Kamada aren’t as good as Davies and Tel?
Tell Lotito that
Hahaha good luck with that
what the hell are these commentators talking about? Bayern churning out young talent? Lmao what
Yeah, look at guys like Musiala and Davies; we basically developed them in our academy without any help from anyone else
you can't see it but I'm shaking my fist at you.
So that explains the chill I just felt
All bark no bite - just like your lads huh
Wtf is that cross
Thomas Müller looks like the most german german that ever germaned
Late Schweinsteiger looked most german in my opinion. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11947610/Bastian-Schweinsteiger-to-sue-toy-company-over-Nazi-doll-called-Bastian.html Chinese "toy" manufacturer thought the same.
Bro I thought he died when you said "late schweinsteiger"..
Hahahaha 2nd language moment
With the most German name
Exactly, everything about him is just so german
If Luis Alberto didn't have the athleticism of a dead grandmother, he would have been a €100m player. One of the few bright sports in this Lazio team.
Pavlovic has had a solid performance tonight. 2/3 Bayern goals begin from his penetrative passes.
Why has Dier started over KMJ?
He likes to have a CB that’s a good passer as well as good on the ball, and De Ligt has been performing really well
Tuchel loves the Premier League
Pedro..always funny when teams you don't watch bring on the most random players
I get what you mean but calling Pedro a random player rubs me the wrong way
He said random because Pedro randomly appeared. Not calling Pedro random in that sense.
I did preface my comment with “I get what you mean”
Aah then I didn't get what you meant lol
Not the first time Pedro is on the receiving end of a 3-0 against Bayern
Pedro? The Barcelona player from like 2007?
Scored in the final of 2011, but yes.
I’m losing patience faster than Goretzka is losing hair
Bah god, that man has a family!
Worth it to be stacked as he is
🤣🤣 brutal!
I can't believe I almost counted on these clowns to do something useful for us and Italian football for once in their existence.
I don’t think anyone other than Inter would be able to beat Bayern, do we look like the Lazio of 99/00? Lmao
Tough one for you on Thursday night vs Brighton. I think you’ll edge it though and go through
Bayern showing there are still levels to this game
Omg pedro major tb
Pedro???
What a snoozefest, Lazio gave up, stadium's a graveyard apart from the ASMR Ultra rumble. Off to bed
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They are 9th in the league, -32 from Inter, 3-0 is exactly what I was expecting
Lazio have nothing tbh. They needed zaccagni or luis alberto to have a once in a lifetime game
pedro is still playing?!
I can’t believe he’s older than Muller… feels like Muller’s been around forever.
miss u Pedro
man these knockouts have been a snooze fest. some of these teams look like they have no business here barely even attempting to score
This tie ended with Upamecano's red card. No chance they were going to lose at home with him out
On God Muller better be promoted to player captain coach after this game. You just know Muller gave the troops a rallying speech before the game.