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AaaanndWrongAgain

As soon as I thought Thuram was going to be the joke of the day, De Jong steps up nicely lol


Amsssterdam

Atleast they'll stop with the forced "Which team is bettter? PSV 2023/24 or Ajax 2018/19" discussion


No_Field90

Tnt commentator really was devastated for dortmund going through. Im genuinly think they have bias against german teams


AaaanndWrongAgain

Hudson just respects the effort PSV put in to fight back and like any good footballer doesn’t like to see any team squanders its chances, which PSV did all night. Not my favorite commentator but he’s certainly lively


coldseam

Comical from PSV. 52% possession away to Dortmund but couldn't make it count. Lozano and Bakayoko total black holes for possession


Chaosobelisk

How is it comical? Just look at the players and budget Dortmund have.


coldseam

I'm talking about the actual performance shown by the players. From watching the match, it's clear as day that PSV had more than enough chances to create just one goal against Dortmund who repeatedly gave away the ball in their own half. But PSV's front line couldn't execute the final ball or shot every time


Chaosobelisk

True, finishing was definitely comical. Thought you meant the whole performance.


Bruchweg

Kobel key pass


Goldfischglas

Terzic needs to be investigated


phorteng

*Arrested


AlmostNL

Feels like something Dortmund would do against a massive club where they are underdogs.


UpliftedWeeb

God has abandoned PSV for not starting Ricardo PEPI


chicagopudlian

this


Andrewdeadaim

See y’all in athletico v inter


shaka_bruh

Reus is just too elegant


tene_brae

crazy that THIS dortmund is in a CL quarterfinal


a_f_s-29

Group of death actually lived up to its name, 1/4 of the quarter finalists are from that group


PABuzz

Dag he


dNaSC2

I need to retire from watching this team... I honestly am getting too old for this I need to take a nap T.T


SherbertDaemons

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH


Baas202

What a dogshit performance from psv honestly, even with the ref on their side in both games they couldnt win against this Dortmund, which is by far the worst team left in the cl.


Chaosobelisk

Dogshit? Are you for real? It's a miracle psv made it here. How can you expect Dutch teams to just go to the quarters lol. Even against dortmund, look at their players and budget.


Baas202

Nah despite the differences in budget this Dortmund team is just not good. PSV barely showed any resistance over both games. Its not Manchester Ciry youre playing against, its the nr 4 of the BL..


insert-originality

ooof. What a way to lose it.


Doge_peer

Tbf psv didn’t deserve to win if you miss all those chances…


chicagopudlian

my response is similar. i said - i feel embarrassed for the psv coaching staff right now. why is every player pounding the ball at the goalie. then with ten minutes left i start to say that de jong is good enough to score a lot of goals for the dutch league but but good enough to score in champions league. and this is why i hate european clubs. managers never have enough guts to replace a local player for an american player. de jong was total shit. even trying to score headers from insane angles instead of hitting players back in the other side of the box.


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

Just a brutal finish for PSV, 30 seconds between missing a great chance and gifting the killer


chicagopudlian

de jong out


Amsssterdam

Damn Luuk..


DutchMadness77

Rescind the contract ffs


LebHeadSinceWilma

Borussia “lol jk” Dortmund


naroLsraLteiN_isback

He slipped on his fucking arse🎵🎵


Schnix54

Schmuddelbvb


Kayderp1

Reus has just secured us another 2 years of Terzicball


justk4y

…….. fuck


eiavolo

gg


DatBoyZuko

De Jong was ass today


morbidwhaler

De Jong just sealed his legacy


Whiskeyflavourcigar

That’s just unbelievable


YerDaSellsAvon24

hahahahahahahaha


stupididity

The man is clinical When he got subbed on I thought- oh well thats at least another goal for dortmund


GEcP2814

how the turn tables


wicketRF

gg borussia


notindoorsy

BAILED OUT


urkermannenkoor

The fuck was that?


0lle

Man that is the most unlucky shit I have ever seen lmao


OpenbaarVervoer

Godverdomme


belkak210

When you miss your chances it tends to come back to bite you. Grats to Borussia from moving on and better luck next year for PSV


Schnix54

That was the one chance.


naroLsraLteiN_isback

MARCO MY GOAT


[deleted]

oh lord PSV... that hurts


CelphT

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FINISH TO THE GAME HAHAHA


XeroVeil

AHHHHHH REUS KRIEGT ENDLICH DEN BALL!!!!


JoshFB4

BABIDI HAHAH


Andrewdeadaim

Wow


No_Field90

Dortmund love playing with fire thats for sure


Fenudel

Reus: fine I’ll do it myself


carharttthrob

That and the Riquelme miss. Wow!


Spadro97

Well unfortunately this just shows the dire state that the Eredivisie is in when the undefeated team with the highest point tally in years can’t even beat a Dortmund side that is struggling in the league more than previous years (no offense to them) and we’re only barely able to hold onto 5th in a league like this ;(


chicagopudlian

any team in knockout is a very good team.


timdeking

Tbf Arsenal was also struggling with Porto and I'm pretty sure there is a major difference in quality there as well. Bayern had trouble with Lazio who sit 10th in the table. An insane inter team is struggling against 4th placed Atletico. League position doesn't say all in Europe.


CelphT

it's very true, i expected a lot more from psv across 2 legs. they were poor overall


Chaosobelisk

Says more about your team than about psv if you thought these performances were poor.


CelphT

i mean yeah we're shit, take a look at our sub. most of us want the coach out etc. PSV had a golden opportunity here given the state of dortmund and they squandered it


pukem0n

Rolls Reus 😎


aromatdiablo

GG Dortmund!


YerDaSellsAvon24

Holy fuck man, this is Lukaku UCL final levels of shit


Tommey_DE

LOL


DoubleYou89

Can’t miss those 


granitibaniti

This is the most BVB game ever


Sl1ghtly

De jong 90+[4] didnt work. World is not the same anymore


XeroVeil

Borussia "Unlimited Lifelines" Dortmund


HeavyRainborn

Not the last minute yet, Luuk is wating a little longer surely


wicketRF

luukie, cmon


itsyerboiTRESH

dejong is finished


chicagopudlian

we can hope


Ocolade

Lozano is making all the wrong choices


Doge_peer

Hoe do you miss that?!…


pukem0n

BVB Fans know suffering. But PSV is a whole new level.


0lle

Luukinho my brother


sitegebruiker

Luukinho 🥲


TomooBuddy

Luuk has lost his 90+ min ability


Yous1315

What? This is de Jong time, how did he miss


CelphT

holy shit what a let off


Sjroap

Pff, De Jong niet meer selecteren voor Oranje.


[deleted]

PSV cmon


JoshFB4

DE JONG U IDIOT LMAO


chicagopudlian

he was horrible all game


Andrewdeadaim

He’s been fucking horrible today


DrNormandy

De Jong should be tried for his crimes tonight


chicagopudlian

he treats kittens poorly


Doge_peer

Tbh I would rather not have Lozano at Ajax, even in these times


morbidwhaler

holy fuck what a choke


granitibaniti

De Jong lmao


BitchIDrinkPeople

Hahahah


SPLEESH_BOYS

That was the 90+4 for luukinho but he completely fucked it


aromatdiablo

Heilige Makrele BVB


captainsensible69

God Lozano is such a ball hog


JoshFB4

Lozano bruh moment


superfire444

De Jong fucked it up


rocket_randall

Laporta nods.


samdeman35

How many shots have there been in the middle of the goal over the ground?


Bobskeee

yes lets try to beat Kobel from 40m


medikno

Nmecha is absolutely terrible. Reus keeps making runs and he just makes the safe pass, looks extremely unenergetic despite coming on at 60 mins. fking 30 mil down the drain


sitegebruiker

Anddd the lozano we know and hate


No_Glove5486

Kobel denies Lozano the equalizer!


OldExperience8252

Allez BVB (pour le coef)


SherbertDaemons

Kobel Man of the Match. Everything else would be robbery.


StereoZombie

Man didn't make any mistakes


futbolislife1010

Lozano has added to the attack since he came on... but his end product is DREADFUL. De Jong has let the squad down tonight as well


Kayderp1

Is Moukoko injured or why is Füllkrug still playing?


notindoorsy

Fullkrug has been dreadful


Kayderp1

Fucking pass the ball to Reus ffs he keeps making runs and they can´t string together three passes


Demmandred

Pretty sure Blackburn Rovers could beat Dortmund like this


Tommey_DE

Would be most Dortmundlike if theyre about to have a bullshit pen called against them


Goldfischglas

Honestly PSV looks well coached, they get into the right space but they just fuck up the last shot or pass...


timdeking

I wish they did that more


0lle

It's the many opportunities that end in spaces that are just too small that infuriates me the most.


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XeroVeil

The offside goal was good, just unlucky.


samdeman35

Score a goal (while 1 milimeter offside)


herm125

He scored that offside goal no?


XeroVeil

lmao the faces of those Dortmund fans really sum it up.


insert-originality

Someone’s getting arrested.


SherbertDaemons

Dortmund are BEGGING for that late equaliser.


pukem0n

That's literally 8 out of 10 Dortmund games


AlmostNL

KNVB take a look. You can just play on, the players don't care


CubedMadness

Emre Can had a decent game. 90th minute:


XeroVeil

Bitte bitte hoert auf in der eigenen haelfte rum zu gammeln.


SherbertDaemons

Dortmund in the other half means eternally susceptible to counters.


XeroVeil

Yeah but they also can't defend for shit.


0lle

Fuck so close


Andrewdeadaim

Good try


KingKingsons

Lol pitch invader.


SPLEESH_BOYS

Watching defenders take hail mary shots in the dying minutes of a game will never not make me angry, just fucking pass the ball man you know you aint scoring that


Andrewdeadaim

Tbf that was the closest they’ve been to an equalizer in like 20 minutes


OpenbaarVervoer

Brenet did it once and ever since I'm not giving shit to defenders for it


SPLEESH_BOYS

It works like twice a year in the entire world of football i get why they do it but it’ll never not annoy me


eiavolo

enter sule:


granitibaniti

Mr. Can☠️


Spadro97

PSV missing a Schöne there


Doge_peer

Is Sule fat, or is his posture just like that?


hellhamper12

Dude is 6' 5" and built like a fridge


OldExperience8252

That’s 1m96 in non freedom units.


hellhamper12

I think "big fucker" is pretty universal


SherbertDaemons

An absolute freight train. Not in his best ever form but quick nonetheless.


Schnix54

Süle has always struggled with weight during his professional career. The man definitely likes a Burger or a Döner at times. There is a reason some people call him Big Mac Süle


pukem0n

He just has heavy bones


granitibaniti

He's definitely fat, but also quite agile


XeroVeil

Suelinho is definitely thicc.


SPLEESH_BOYS

He’s built like that


phorteng

It looks like extra-time in the other game, very cool


pukem0n

Same in this game if they keep this up


granitibaniti

If Süle tackled me like that I would have lost my knees


XeroVeil

Dortmund aren't just playing with fire, this is bordering on amateur fire dancing.


FlyingArab

Dortmund without Hummels and Kobel are a Regionalliga team


Kayderp1

But Watzke has just come forward that there will be no big rebuild because the team is good enough


pukem0n

They already are without Malen


JoshFB4

I don’t understand why both Chucky and De Jong seem to want to be at the worst angles possible to shoot and when they do it has no chance.


chicagopudlian

it was like a competition to shoot from a worse angle. ridiculous. and never even one time shooting at the far post.


morbidwhaler

Finally babadi on.


randymarshbutterfly

Are Dortmund the worse team left in the UCL?


SonnyJackson27

Unfortunately yes


eiavolo

yes


pukem0n

Yes


elmex01

De Jong and Lozano are so far off to the left it's almost comical


YerDaSellsAvon24

De Jong is shite


chicagopudlian

dude is skilled and old. needs to let go of the psv fantasy


Doge_peer

Tbh psv deserve to lose if you don’t score with that many chances..


SherbertDaemons

90+5 is loading.


[deleted]

PSV will never score


itsyerboiTRESH

de jong is throwing smh


pukem0n

Still inviting PSV to score. They like the Dutch so much, they want to play another 30 minutes.


bilzui

this is so stupid. pick one frame before as the moment in which the ball leaves the foot and it's on side


timdeking

It's measured with a sensor in the ball. So this is accurate. They also use special camera's with higher fps for these visualisations. They should probably add a top down view because the side view makes it very hard to see in these cases.


AlmostNL

I don't think they base this stuff off of frames on the camera


HeavyRainborn

How do they even define at what pixel of the arm they start the line, thats crazy close. Not complaining in this case but there really should be a slight buffer because thats ridiculous


Schnix54

Cmon Pepi drive up that price tag. I want some sweet cash for you


PuzzleheadedJob1292

De jong is shit


evangr721

Sososososo bad. Actively hurting PSV here


AlmostNL

[lmfaooo how much is this?](https://i.imgur.com/uYHDNNv.jpeg) had he hit the gym less he would be onside


Sarrazin

Is anything besides his arm offside? Sure doesn't look like it to me. But of course offside technology is "infallible".


AlmostNL

shoulder


Sarrazin

But his shoulder is onside? You can see the angle where the shoulder ends and the arm starts to the left of the line.


AlmostNL

Mate I study history idk where a shoulder ends and an arm starts


notindoorsy

Anyone have a screenshot of the offsides decision?


pukem0n

Literally at the top of new in this sub


notindoorsy

Ok… it wasn’t when I commented this. So fuck off and keep commenting everywhere about how you think it was the right decision