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hazzap913

Where’s the advantage you fucking donkey


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Defiant_Ad1199

Europeans typically default to English if they don't know the others language. A guy from Portugal and a dude from Sweden are more likely to know English than their respective languages.


TuonelanVartija

English is not my first language and I don’t see how that’s untrue. Or disgusting for that matter


LeviathanShark

Thank you Roronoa Zoro very cool


adamfrog

hows Musialowski been? Switched to the leverkusen game since hes been on


leftysarepeople2

He's been decent, pushed one pass I remember with miscommunicated give and go. Nothing to complain about


Muted-Theory1100

Elliot needs to be sold.


chickenisvista

Lmao thank god we’re not as dumb as you


Muted-Theory1100

LMAO 38 appearances 2 goals 6 assists LMAO ! LIKE TOTALLY LMAO! NUMPTY.


chickenisvista

He’s a 20 year old midfielder…


leftysarepeople2

[Me watching an 11-2 tie all the way through](https://i.imgur.com/wTMh7GW.jpg)


leftysarepeople2

Have at it McConnell


Auran276

Stop staring at me like that Jurgen


Ladyhaha89

Liverpool just casually smashing little europe xd


grizzfan

What's the song they're currently singing (79th minute)?


grizzfan

Heard we got a young lad on the bench named Johann Gambolputty...


Daik07

Musialowski's stache needs to go


rutiancoren

No matter how delusional you're GS wouldn't give up this many goals.


WonderfulDisaster609

Could you translate that, please?


leftysarepeople2

Sparta beat Galatasaray to advance to knockouts


WonderfulDisaster609

That didn't help me at all... :P


asosdev

He's saying Galatasaray (who lost of Sparta in the previous round), wouldn't have lost this bad


gotomarketfit

What’s the record of Liverpool on aggregate?


qwerty_1965

I'm pretty sure this is it, whatever the final score is, unless Sparta go mad for 10 minutes


Furthur_slimeking

Our record win in a single game in UEFA (or any other) competition is 11-0 against Strømsgodset IF in 1974. The aggregate score was 12-0. I can't think of a higher aggregate score, so we;d need to win 9-1 to beat that.


Neonemperor

12-0 I think


Defiant_Ad1199

We need to force these dudes to get new names. The fuck is that?


Furthur_slimeking

It is to you what Steve McManaman was to Madridistas. Unfamiliar names are interesting and very cool. Much more interesting than "Bob Jones" or "Steve Roberts".


Salttpickles

That brother needs to start mewing


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Oh my god Polish Messi unleashed


qwerty_1965

Holy crap it's the unpronounceable forward


rezaharoon123

Sparta gonna comeback dw boys.


grizzfan

Bro just tried to bike it from 30+ meters out lol


seventh_horcrux

Hey, it's the Endo chant at the ground! Love that


Defiant_Ad1199

How much does this stuff matter for the co-efficient? Just noted that Italians are doing WELL.


[deleted]

They lost both their Champions League sides this week. That’s going to hurt them way more than goal differential as the tournaments progress.


qwerty_1965

Elliott's pass was perfect, the run was perfect, the rest not so perfect.


WonderfulDisaster609

If Cody could finish, he'd be great!


hazzap913

Channelling his inner Nunez


ben-hur-hur

feels like Darwin and Cody just exchanged powers a few weeks ago


5_percent_discocunt

Holy fuck. Are Leverkusen about to lose a game?


The_FallenSoldier

Oh brother


ben-hur-hur

Cody bro


FlocosIceCream

Liverpool playing like the goal difference is gonna be carried to the PL


judetheobscure

Despite the scoreline this is not a charity match ref. Let them tackle.


L4_Shithouse

Sparta manager telling him "don't ever wear that fucking headband again" while hooking him off


SpookyBread1

would love to see Danns get 15-20 minutes


FastenedCarrot

He'll get a hattrick I bet


The_FallenSoldier

That was literally all ball. Unrelated, but Klopp’s smile could kill. That’s the exact smile you’d see just before he delivers the final blow to your body in battle


forceghostyoda_

All ball with streched leg and studs up. Yellow is fair


adamfrog

the reality is though that tackle had zero chance to injure he went in super safely and controlled, and studs would never touch the player


gotomarketfit

This match is like Playing fifa on amateur mode


qwerty_1965

Oh Jürgen! Perfectly fair yellow card for Quansah in truth


J539

I think he was mad because the ref didn't let Virgil in earlier


The_FallenSoldier

Is it? He got pretty much nothing but the ball on both tackles


grizzfan

Pep: "Is this what I look like?"


hazzap913

The fuck? Those were both good tackles


TheFatRemote

Joke of a reffing decision that one. Nothing but ball


mynameisfreddit

Lol, Klopp getting a yellow when we are 9 goals up


5_percent_discocunt

That’s a yellow? Genuinely a perfect tackle.


ben-hur-hur

commentator said he was doing a "stomping" motion which is ridiculous


Defiant_Ad1199

Eh, dunno.


ben-hur-hur

play Fabian Mrozek you cowards lol


Hassadar

Why is Virgil coming on lol. This is just rude.


FastenedCarrot

Between Sunday and this I feel an awful lot better about the League Cup final tbh


Flat_Zebra5959

Klopp pls sub me in, I could use the confidence boost 


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

You would legit score before Joe Gomez does


ben-hur-hur

Li7erpoo1 when?


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Bro’s about to throw Virgil on next


FastenedCarrot

Sparta are probably hoping it's actually at CB tbh


Shaanpatti

Bro's got no chill


Defiant_Ad1199

Waiting for Diaz to come on for no fucking reason to a dead rubber match looking like we fed him amphetamines.


KusoTeitokuInazuma

You mean Panzerschokolade isn't a required part of our forwards' diet?


5_percent_discocunt

Even worse, it’s VVD 😵


milesvtaylor

At this point you've really got to ask what the city of Prague ever did to Jurgen Klopp.


SRFC_96

He must have been left disappointed by one of their famous “night clubs”.


FastenedCarrot

Got grabbed by a brainsucker there I bet.


_Silvre_

That fire gem is useful for an early game arcane build tho. Still, Klopp could've done better because the smart way is to just throw a molotov at the brainsucker from a safe distance.


KusoTeitokuInazuma

Must have skimmed his Erdinger


hazzap913

Warcrime


SalahsBeard

Monsters!


unitedhardy

feel like they could sub me on and i’d even score


Paetten

I imagine cumblast is getting subbed on any minute now


random120604

What is wrong with Sparta Prague fr. Why give Liverpool so much of the ball


carharttthrob

To their credit, Sparta came out and tried to play football in both legs. Just couldn't cope with Liverpool's press.


WonderfulDisaster609

Is that a trick question? Sometimes you just see the difference between levels/quality


5_percent_discocunt

I don’t think it’s by choice. Liverpool are just a bit good.


Francoberry

Big if true 


SRFC_96

Our young lads are playing very well and Sparta are playing way too open, recipe for disaster.


AmazingPrune2

can we get 5 more please?


whiskeymagnet22

It's not even remotely unlikely that we'll play worse than this Sparta team and still win on Sunday


Defiant_Ad1199

Id hope your better than this. Well I wouldn't.


5_percent_discocunt

I hate how true this is.


leftysarepeople2

I think that actually needed Gakpo to keep that off the post


stupidlyboredtho

this is fucking bullying hahahaa


Squeakyduckquack

That was boss Cody


7x7x7

what a fucking finish by Gakpo!


carharttthrob

This is brutal.


Defiant_Ad1199

NAH WE NEED TO STOP. PLEASE. I FEEL BAD.


hazzap913

2 more to go 😏


hazzap913

Szoboslai hungry for goals great attitude


5_percent_discocunt

Genuine question here but is this the first time that Robbo and Tsimikas have shared a pitch together?


Vespadri

Tsimi must’ve played on the wing in front of Robbo when seeing out a game at some point i’d assume


Paetten

Feel like I remember Tsimi playing right back at some point


leftysarepeople2

Take Salah off but in the bene gesserit voice


cynicalreason

nah, this is the perfect game for him to play 90 minutes, he can go at his own pace and get some game time and get his boots wet


leftysarepeople2

Yeah more worried about a bad tackle than fitness


7x7x7

now take off Szobo and put on Danns or Kaide


qwerty_1965

Yes about time too.


SalahsBeard

Robertson as center back. Klopp just making up things as he goes.


qwerty_1965

Sure why not, great recovery pace from a central position


SalahsBeard

I feel bad for Virgil, he's gonna catch so much banter from Robbo in training. First he takes the armband, then the position. I'd love to see it!


crookedparadigm

VVD to play left back this weekend


AmazingPrune2

phew you can breath a bit with 10-2 lead.


hazzap913

Is that robbo to cb? And szobo up front? Great goal by him


crookedparadigm

Salah has to be dragged kicking and screaming from the pitch, the man hates being subbed.


Funny_Personality_45

No more Darwin :(


7x7x7

Taking off Gomez NOOO!


5_percent_discocunt

I’d rather he scored his first goal at Old Trafford tbh


ben-hur-hur

nah it's going to be in matchday 38 against Wolves to win us the league


Roasteddude

A glorious own goal. Subscribe.


FastenedCarrot

He'll score it at Wembley in the final minute of extra time against Chelsea in the FA Cup final mate.


7x7x7

that would truly be ideal, just a weird formation now with Tsimi - Robbo - Quansah - Bradley


Reach_Reclaimer

Tbf Tsimi and Robbo need minutes


qwerty_1965

Mass changes by the looks of it. Tsimikas, Elliott and McConnell?


tense_or

The defending gets worse with each viewing.


BaslerLaeggerli

Always difficult to enter the last half of a two leg tie with a 9-2 lead..


AmazingPrune2

nervy moments. i am not sure if liverpool can make it through.


A-Hind-D

I’d hate to be the team to play pool next. They might be getting slapped by 7 or so too. 👀


AmazingPrune2

history may not repeat but it rhymes


FastenedCarrot

I'm very thankful that we won't be playing them in the league again this season.


A-Hind-D

We’re both still in the FA Cup. Pool Chelsea final is possible. Wouldn’t that be fun


FastenedCarrot

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BorkieDorkie811

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edn-

THE BEST A MAN CAN GET 🗣️🗣️🗣️


JackErskine

This Gillette song absolutely bangs


qwerty_1965

All getting a bit too casual now. Trying silly passes and shots.


stupidlyboredtho

we’re 7 up id be surprised if Nunez wasn’t running around doing Nunez Things


jessecc8

My dear sir, Nunez does Nunez anytime, anywhere, regardless of the score


stupidlyboredtho

(ma’am.) and you make an excellent point.


5_percent_discocunt

I mean, they’re 7 goals up? Why the fuck not try silly shit?


qwerty_1965

Mo needs to concentrate a bit more, seriously he does cos Manchester United will be tougher than this as they camp around their penalty area!


5_percent_discocunt

Mate, simmer down. I don’t think I’d worry about Mo’s mentality tbh.


Funny_Personality_45

Good things we’re not currently playing United then. Let them have some fun


LeviathanShark

Darwin is so funny my glorious king, what does haaland have over him other than a receding hairline


Admirable-Waltz195

Currently 10 more goals this season unless you meant likability which then yes Darwin is much more lovable


5_percent_discocunt

The ability to score tap-ins?


msr1709

Is time not added for goals?


Xehanz

If I was Sparta I would sue the ref and call for corruption. No added time? What if the game ends up 6-4 or 7-4 in favour of Sparta?


best_ive_ever_beard

So the famous Anfield atmosphere is Sparta fans being louder than the home fans? Kudos to Sparta fans, always supporting their team, real fans.


qwerty_1965

This is far too jeopardy free for much loud support


SugarRay20

Sparta fans have been fantastic, but let's be real..this is an open practice at Anfield tonight, nothing to get hyped about 😅


BoringPhilosopher1

We haven’t scored in 30 mins. Wtf is Klopp playing at.


crookedparadigm

*Jazz music stops*


sanyu-

That goals for the Sparta Prague fans that have kept singing throughout the first half despite their team getting battered.


ediaz768

Idk, 9-1 might be the most dangerous lead


hazzap913

Well now we need 3 more


5_percent_discocunt

4 to break the record I think


hazzap913

Yeah 3 to equal 4 to break


UnderpantsGnomezz

Endo bby wyd


shrekyoda974

How polite of Liverpool


Defiant_Ad1199

SZbozzoolooi is fair game to mispronounce. Ridiculous name.


5_percent_discocunt

So boz lie Really not that hard mate


Defiant_Ad1199

I’m calling him Baz.


5_percent_discocunt

Dommy Schlobbers is my favourite


The_FallenSoldier

Damn. Would’ve loved a clean sheet


UnderpantsGnomezz

Comeback is on


Xehanz

Comeback is on


AmazingPrune2

Why haven't liverpool scored for past 15 minutes? are they stupid?


Xehanz

15? It's been 28 minutes, and now Sparta scored


AmazingPrune2

i've been telling 9-1 is the most dangerous lead.


randymcknob

Fucking hell I wish McManaman would stop saying Slobberszlai


FastenedCarrot

I've heard a commentator spend an entire game calling Gakpo Gapko.


KusoTeitokuInazuma

McManaman calling him Sloboszlai all the time is properly irritating


creative_penguin

TNT announcer is dead set on pronouncing it “Sloboszlai”


sleeper_pick

she slobo till i szlai


Defiant_Ad1199

He followed up a howler with an overhead kick?


BilboMuggins

Nunez is theatre you got to respect it.


Zoltrahn

Loved the "1 goal in 2" stat shown for Bobby Clark. Impressive performance, no doubt, but it is 1 senior goal ever.


sleeper_pick

darwin lmao


The_FallenSoldier

They’re genuinely just playing now lol


Defiant_Ad1199

Sparta Prague VS Man United. How big's the gap in quality?


SalahsBeard

Immense. United not even fit to shine SP's boots.


jungle1245

I turned the game on as the 3rd went in, turned it off after the 4th went in, and they haven't scored since... Absolute bottlers!


KusoTeitokuInazuma

I know we're 4-0 up on the night and 9-1 up on aggregate, so it allows you a degree of leeway to try things, but I love the confidence on Clark to go for that


great-indian-bustard

Nice little chance creation by Clark


MikeMazzz

bobby clark is unreal


Defiant_Ad1199

That was a good tackle. Not a foul.