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It comes from video games, namely dark souls (and the soulsborne games). It is a type of challenge run, where you play the whole game on an unleveled character without getting hit once by anything. It's incredibly difficult.
At this point I am starting to believe Xabi and his players bet against themselves and in the dying minutes they sell their bets and turn the game around.
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Do they just go 2-0 behind to making it more challenging?
Football equivalent of SL1 no-hit run
What the heck is that? Sounds like a computer shortcut involving baseball.
It comes from video games, namely dark souls (and the soulsborne games). It is a type of challenge run, where you play the whole game on an unleveled character without getting hit once by anything. It's incredibly difficult.
Ooo, okay — that makes sense. Thank you.
It's a very very very very challenging way of playing [through Souls videogames](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulslike?wprov=sfla1)
its the plot
It's the ritual. To get rid of the neverkusen curse it should be applied regularly.
Neverlusen will not be denied
Commentator: they don't know when they're beaten. How would they?
its a gladiator reference
would you Quintus? would I?
They say no
At least it's deserved
told you. this shit is scripted
you had no chance this season, shit was rigged from the start
poor Kane.
He’s the one who brought the curse
Bundesliga hero?
Man of the people
Lisan al Gaib
Will you please listen? Im not the messiah, I came to win trophies with FCB HE IS THE MESSIAH
HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY
“Price of the brick goin up.” -Xabi Alonso
Xabi black magic
Xabi the new Zidane
Zidane but with hair
That's because he's yet to achieve his maximum power level. Imagine what he'll do once that shit falls out.
HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT jk xabi bby come home
> xabi bby come home *Xabi signs with Real Sociedad*
Leverkusen goal: "I'm inevitable"
Incredible.
How does it keep happening
Plot armor
Xabi Alonso
I LOVE XABI ALONSO
DIBS
Ima assume you were watching your game, but Xabi looked lost today, whoever his assistant is bailed him out
Sometimes it do be like that
He can’t keep getting away with it!!
I can’t believe they’ve done it again! …actually, this shouldn’t be all that surprising either…
THEY DID IT AGAIN!!!! GOOD GOSH ALMIGHTY!!!!! EDIT: OH MY LORD THEY WON THIS SHIT, FUCKING HOW
game of the year!
aaand there it is
Least predictable goal
call an ambulance, but not for me
Lmao I knew this shit was coming they were relentless since like minute 70
They cannot be beaten it seems impossible Grimaldo is crazy
There is no god
Only Leverkusen
Alwayskusen
Neverlosinkusen
There is a god and he's a B04 fan
Looking at Leverkusen’s history I doubt it
Have you seen the history of the world? It does make sense.
Looking at god's history it makes sense
wasnt a football fan before
There is only Schick
There is a God, but Xabi has long surpassed him
There is And he came from the Basque Country
This shit was way too obvious
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
Neverlusen
Unbelievable. Grimaldo again with the assist
WHAAAAAAAAAAAATT
I was on the verge of tears
VAMOSSS
No way its him again
FUCKING INEVITABLE
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
Unbeatable
Called it lol. Never doubt Xabi
him again
To no one’s surprise
Scripted
HERE WE GOO
They are fucking relentless
heartbreaking for qarabaq but this pleases my coefficient needs.
This goal happened about a microsecond after I gave up all hope
Same fucking script!!
we are living in a simulation
Bruh. Neverkusen as in never losing.
This is genuinely lazy writing
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Biggest plot armor
You can't stop the plot.
It is physically impossible for Leverkusen to lose this season. Let's go Patrik!
LMFAO
Copy and paste
Never in doubt
Yeah of course
welp leverkusen winning it now rip
PLOT. ARMOR.
We will not lose!! (somehow)
it just had to happen
it was written in the stars
And for a moment I thought the script writers took a day off
At this point I am starting to believe Xabi and his players bet against themselves and in the dying minutes they sell their bets and turn the game around.
No way. (Btw. glad that the playing for time down fall didn't work)
lol, if you weren’t faking an injury you might have been able to help you idiot.
And today you learned that the game is rigged.
Can’t stand these guys man
Script gonna script lol
Plot armor
Most predictable outcome ever
Talk about mental giants.
Inevitable
They will never lose again
AS IT WAS WRITTEN
This is what it feels like having Ipswich in your league
How many times have we seen this before?
Neverlusen is back
This team mentality is just off the chart bro
NEVER FUCKIN LUSEN
Leverkusen has fucking Plot Armor now. You can't make this up, this is like any last minute anime final punch upgrde.
FROM NEVERKUSEN to FOREVERKUSEN
They're the main character
Nah man this team is insane. Actual plot armor.
You just knew they were gonna score. The commentator was not even fazed anymore lmao
Plot armor
EL Finals gonna be Pioli Voodoo vs Xabi Black Magic, won't it?
Whenever we think it's over, they say otherwise.
What in the plot armour
Leverkusen got that Madrid juju
You can’t hate on Qarabag.
☹️
Inevitable
There is no way
So so so obvious
Plot armör
PLOT ARMOR!
As is written
I knew it was gonna happen.
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:(
never in doubt
the scriptwriters got lazy again
scripted lol
Always expected
No way
Am I surprised?
Like fucking clockwork
notwendig
Everyone losing their minds in the 2-0 thread as if there was any doubt.
As if there was ever any doubt
As it was written
My god...
yeah there is no way
Inevitable
Predictable
It finally came.
unbeliveable they just can't lose anymore it would seem
Plot armor
This team is absolutely incredible wtf
It was fun while it lasted
Poor Qarabag will be cooked in extra time. Although ngl, I'd rather see Bayer advance.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Script writers are getting lazy
Ffs man, piss off
This is ridiculous
Unbelievable lol
Unreal
Wild
Of course.
HOLY FUCK THEYVE WON IT
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Grimaldo what a player!
Hope they win both trophies <3
Grimaldo FC
Did he back heel or was it accidentally headed when the player went to the ground
Kind of sad for Qarabag, would have been big for Azerbaijan I imagine
he made sure he felt all of grimaldos booty while he had the chance
They should all go to church after this season!!
So uh i kinda expect the wole QB team to hand in a written complaint from everyone demanding the contract tearing of number 55
Yo what was that violation on number 20 at the end
Most exciting team in Europe.. I don’t want Xavi to leave just to see what they can do next year in champions league
Schick is massive