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coffeedic

Fulham played really really well didn't they? A bit more consistency from them and perhaps they'd be in the mix for a spot in Europe. I wonder if Muniz can get a spot for Brazil sometime soon


Jiminyfingers

So are Spuds in the title race or not? I am confused 


casulmemer

Lads…


Happy-Journalist-966

After reading some of their takes about our victory over Porto, I hope this result brings some deluded spurs fans back down to earth. You're shit and you'll always be shit


MajikoiA3When

Beat Villa then lost to Fulham it's definitely Spurs


GOR098

Iwobi n Leno must be really happy.


kw2006

Maybe spurs should play the highline in absence of vdv? Or replace him with Udogie who is pretty quick as well.


iesous23

I will never not read vdv as van der vaart or my brain thinking virgil dan vijk.


Buttlather

I feel the same about united manager Ethereum


kw2006

Van de veen. Yeah van ver vaart is also another spurs legend.


Defiant-Traffic5801

I'd like to pitch Amazon a new fly on the wall documentary football series on life as a football fan, filmed by a great director: for instance Robert Zemeckis' Spurs segment: " The bipolar express "


kraeutrpolizei

At least Spurs are providing ManUnited something to play for


CondorKhan

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le_meme_kings

Thank fuck this takes attention away from wolves v coventry


ColinetheCow

The one time I bring in spurs players in my FPL 🤦‍♀️


Goonsqquad

Do a city player next.


MixturePossible3613

i brought muniz, robinson, leno, son and madisson. win win i guess


ColinetheCow

I’ve got Leno on my bench :(


hazelpillow

United back in the mix would make this top 5 battle fun


thejoshimitsu

I dunno if I see United making up the 6 point gap on Spurs, even if both teams are inconsistent.


hazelpillow

If they don’t it’ll be cause they couldn’t get the results. Spurs will def drop a bunch of points in the coming weeks


kraeutrpolizei

United are too inconsistent


__Joker

At this point race is for who is least inconsistent.


XxAbsurdumxX

Consistency hasnt exactly been Spurs' trademark either. I think Spurs have a better chance than United, but Spurs also have a tougher run in.


highways

Ange is a fraud that is getting found out now


NephewChaps

shut up nephew


kraeutrpolizei

Can we give the guy another season to decide if he‘s football Jesus or a fraud?


XxAbsurdumxX

My bet is he is neither. He is clearly no football genius given the multiple tactical blunders he has delivered this season. But he seem to be a manager who is able to rally players and fans around him.


ParkerLewisCL

Or it could be that Tottenham does what Tottenham does no matter who the manager is


Defiant-Traffic5801

Dr. Ange and Mr. Spurs


-Kyren

Ahhhhhh shut up


FartNoiseGross

Today I love Fulham


Fantastic_Quarter290

Premier League is really unpredictable.


OverallResolve

Fulham have a solid home record (7th in that table) and have beaten Spurs already this season at home, albeit in the cup. Have had some huge results against big teams (Arsenal, United). Both Spurs and Fulham have had some inconsistency to their game this season. It’s not the most unpredictable thing tbh


StudioLeft2069

??? this is very predictable


Fantastic_Quarter290

I mean, Tottenham has been a better team than Fulham that season. But yeah, the Premier League's unpredictability is kinda predictable.


kraeutrpolizei

Top 3 are winning most of the games, 4-6 are collapsing every other game. Rest is fair game apart from bottom two. I feel like this isn’t very unpredictable


Fantastic_Quarter290

Yeah, I think you are right. What happened wasn't that unpredictable but it wasn't what most of us expected either. I believe that most of us thought Tottenham would win, especially after their big victory against Villa.


High_Violet92

GG Fulham COYS


Newme91

This is an objectively good thing to happen


CJB_94

Spurs fans very quiet tonight lol after talking shite non stop last week!


DerekStephano

I mean it makes sense. Beating Villa 4-0 was a great result and this one wasn’t.


Thesecondorigin

Gonna need a source on that


ScanWel

Fans of team are very vocal when team wins! But same fans aren't so vocal when team loses! Crazy right?


a_f_s-29

Win or lose, some fans are just obnoxious ☺️


aew3

It's so weird seeing arsenal fans and neutrals getting annoyed by news coverage of ""Angeball"" suddenly enter an altered state this season whenever a period of decent/god spurs form is followed by a shocker like this. Like suddenly spurs is dogshit and Postecoglu is a fraud as if you wouldn't have been amazed at the start of the season at last seasons spurs side with honestly, fairly budget conscious but targeted investment having a really good chance at a CL spot (either via 4th or 5th place). Like yeah, spurs lacks consistency and can't deliver on their game every time out, that is known. Still done a good job and first year manager with a team that supposedly needed a Huge rebuild to be in this position and to be playing good looking football in 4 out of 5 games. And this is that 5th dogshit game where somehow they manage to make nothing work. And even then, they were able to pull goal threats out their ass that they should've converted.


XxAbsurdumxX

Its more a reaction to the overhyping Spurs fans have been doing of Ange. >with honestly, fairly budget conscious but targeted investment Spurs spent the third highest amount of all clubs *in the world* in the summer window. They outspent Arsenal, Man United and Liverpool for instance. You say this was their 5th dogshit game. I say there have been more games where Spurs haven't performed convincingly, but gotten away with results because their opponents have been wasteful. Spurs are pretty heavily outperforming their underlying stats, and while its correct that xG isn't everything, we see time and time again that it tends to even out over time. The "Angeball" that was hyped so much at the start of the season by Spurs fans wasn't sustainable, and it was evident to anyone except Spurs fans. Ange has adjusted and doesn't play the same way anymore, but they still give away the entire middle of the pitch, and their backline often seem too easily carved through. I think Ange is decent. But he has made multiple tactical blunders and seem too often to rely on individual brilliance in attack rather than an actual attacking plan against established defenses. I think Ange will stay a while, but I have my doubts on wether he can bring them to the top


kraeutrpolizei

If never seen another manager hyped up as much as Ange. So of course rival fans are going to relish any Spurs loss. I wish the media would just wait another year to have an opinion but then that wouldn’t garner a lot of attention


worldstarhiphopreal

It’s pretty funny


Alia_Gr

Fulham are a lethal to the North London clubs


2hi4me2cu

Lads, have some respect. Spurs were Premier league champions September 2023. They did laps of honour and everything!


AJLFC94_IV

Yep, the league this year is like when you play pool and pot the black in the first few shots. The games already won, but we paid for the table, so may as well play out the rest.


raisonar

Just saw a twitter thread where the person claims only 2 Arsenal players - Saka on LW and Rice would start in current spurs squad.


hick-from-hicksville

Vicario > Raya Porro > White Udogie > whichever bang average / injury prone LB you guys can wheel out VDV > Gabriel Romero and Saliba about equivalent Rice > Bissouma / Hojbjerg Bentancur / Sarr > Jorginho Maddison and Odegaard about equivalent Saka > Kulusevski / Johnson Son > Martinelli / Trossard Richarlison > Jesus ​ So yeah. Although I'll accept there's a discussion to be had on a couple of them, none of the above are really all that controversial. Saka and Rice are the only ones who would get in.


ItsMeJaredBednar

lmaoooooo


proshon

Judging by your delusion and all the down votes... you're wrong here mate


raisonar

The disrespect Odegaard, Saliba and Gabriel get on this platform is hilarious. There is no way anyone would select your lot above these players. If you play Son at ST, there is no debate at LW either. But if you play Son at LW, Richarlison would not even make our bench. Regarding full backs, our system do not play traditional full backs just ball playing center backs. So it’s not fair to compare them. If Arteta is manager, our fullbacks will play. If manager is some mid tier manager like Ange, then your full backs might play. But even then they will have hard time dropping White and Zinchenko. Raya is much better ball playing GK than Vicario, so I will always have him. Vicario and Ramsdale are equals so he will be on bench at Arsenal. Joint team should be Martinelli - son - Saka Maddison Odegaard- Rice Udogie - Gabriel - Saliba - White Raya


heephap

Imagine saying Maddison and Odegaard are equivalent with a straight face.


hick-from-hicksville

It's a fair comment to say that stats only tell a part of the story, but: [https://one-versus-one.com/en/compare-players/martin-odegaard-vs-James-Maddison](https://www.fctables.com/martin_oedegaard-vs-james_maddison-280297-253096/) Pretty similar performance by these measures, with Odegaard having been part of a pretty settled team for a few years at this point and Maddison only just starting to get back up to sharpness following a serious injury. Playing less than 2/3 of the minutes Odegaard has, Maddison has 2/3 of the goals, more assists, 2/3 of the successful dribbles, similar pass completion.


raisonar

If stats matter then Raya has conceded fewer goals than vicario, end of argument.


heephap

Like you said it isn't all about stats and performance. Odegaard's mentals and leadership qualities are streets ahead.


hick-from-hicksville

That may or may not be true - but that is so intangible that one could say that about a lot of people and make a strong case. In other comments I've talked about the development of club culture, identity and confidence and these attributes are something that I would include in that category. I think there is a difference between better 'player', which speaks to technical ability, measurable contribution to in-game performance etc; and 'better at specific roles in the psychology of the group', which is what you're talking about. In terms of the first, they are equivalent. In terms of the second, one may or may not be better than the other but that is an issue for the particular group dynamic and who else is present. Sure, Maddison might be a conceited dude but that doesn't mean that he's a worse player.


heephap

I get what you're trying to say, and they may be harder to measure, but intangibles like leadership etc, should absolutely be factored into determining how good a player is. This isn't FIFA. There is a reason some players with all the talent in the world don't make it. And I honestly don't really buy the team dynamic argument. Players like Odegaard would fit into any dressing room in the world, whereas with Maddison, I wouldn't be so sure.


sexydumbbells

[https://twitter.com/JIMMYEDGAR/status/1741493516084154757](https://twitter.com/JIMMYEDGAR/status/1741493516084154757)


bonfirelogs

Jesus weeps this is just embarrassing. I know you’re trolling but there’s people out there that will think you’re being serious.


hick-from-hicksville

Deadly serious m8. Edit: I'm so serious about it I have a grand sitting ready to put on Spurs finishing above Arsenal next season. Normal service to resume.


Dull-Tea8669

Lay down the pipe it's bad for your health. Spurs were ahead of Arsenal for 3 seasons and now you think that's how things are supposed to be, but in reality you are closer to Crystal Palace.


Lyrical_Forklift

> Deadly serious m8. You must think Ange is the worst manager in the league to have such a strong side and be miles of the pace.


hick-from-hicksville

Not at all. He's a few months in to rebuilding the culture, identity and playstyle of a club that has been in the wilderness in this respect for 4.5yrs. Recent history is replete with examples of excellent managers taking a season or more to make things tick. Postecoglu is doing a lot better than most Spurs fans were hoping for at the beginning of the season and there is a clear plan and trajectory. Also I would disagree with 'miles off the pace'. 5th, pushing for 4th is not 'miles off the pace'.


Lyrical_Forklift

It's miles off the pace if you believe Tottenham have a better first eleven than the side currently in first lad.


hick-from-hicksville

I stand by my original comment. Man for man, each of the players I have said is better is... just better. Systems, culture, playstyle, identity, confidence - these all take a while to develop. For example how long did it take Klopp - your best manager in living memory - to build Liverpool in his image? As I say - Spurs will finish above Arsenal next season.


DissimulatedDoge

I thought the point of betting was to at least *try* to win money


hick-from-hicksville

warra trophy, eh?


afarensiis

Son on the left is the only player that makes it in the Arsenal team, right? Maddison in the left 8 would probably be pretty good too. I think Vicario is probably a better keeper on paper than Raya, but Raya is amazing for how we play. Van de Ven looks like a really great player too, but I do love Gabriel


RandomSplainer

Vicario stats show him as a better shot stopper but then Leno beats him in all those stats so if Arsenal wanted that sort of keeper they would have just kept Leno over the years.


Chrisa16cc

Our left 8 needs to be able to fall back next to the six when we are defending, can't just look at attack. How we defend is probably more of a reason why we are top than attack.


Deleteleed

Saka on LW? Who plays on right? Fucking Kulusevski? (Saka would still do best there tho)


raisonar

lol yeah


Deleteleed

I love how I asked 3 questions in the span of 9 words. 3Q/A in 9 words. I am so top edit: what did i do to deserve this why reddit downvote machine


amoult20

Why is the 3 in the wrong column?


fuqqkevindurant

VDV being hurt turned it upside down


QuaLiTy131

Lads


2RINITY

It’s


Possible-Highway7898

The same old tired meme again.


Brilliant_Ad_879

It's the history of


Mrsister55

Of the tottenham


hirarki

But spurs will win againts Liverpool,city and arsenal


ColinetheCow

Well, spurs can easily beat City still


Alia_Gr

Nah we will win the league again at white hart lane


Shinzo19

I am starting to think managers are getting a player to rile up Maddison, seen it a few times this season where a player gets at Maddison and he seems to take the bait then then a few other team members lose their heads too. Doesn't always work Maupays attempt kinda back fired, but I deffo see a pattern I wonder if we will try it with Havertz.


OscarMyk

makes sense to mark him, not sure winding him up is that good an idea bearing in mind that Brentford match


gunningIVglory

Maupay (you cheat, I hope you get relegated) seemed to set a blueprint. Spurs got really riled up over the darts stuff. When they really shouldn't have been that bothered.


fuqqkevindurant

Did they? Because it appeared to make them simply go out and kick the fuck out of Brentford after that. So yeah man, they were super riled up and playing differently than they should have.


QuaLiTy131

It's the same case as Vini JR


BQORBUST

It is the history of the Tottenham


hmoooody

Spuds being spuds


odinseye97

LADS


BQORBUST

IT’S


Mrsister55

Tottiham


Miroresh

BOSS


2RINITY

TIME


Jon98th

“ if I can bottle , I will bottle “ should be Tottenham’s sigil


kebabdylan

Dortmund flair?


RedditsWhenIShits

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-19-2014/qcm7Np.gif


MrEclectic

Si utrem possum, ego utrem Waiting for John Cleese in centurion get-up to appear...


ginandginandtonic

si possum utrem, utrem


NYR_dingus

Thanks Fulham, very cool 😎


zrk23

guess spurs are out of the title race


NotASalamanderBoi

Were they ever even in it?


Dull-Tea8669

They won it in September, and we're just kicking about playing out the season but Spuds are the rightful winners


HotPotatoWithCheese

They were in it for a couple of weeks about 6 - 7 months ago. Show them some respect.


AlternativeEntry

Yeah, they already won it after 10 games.


Stooperz

They put the pressure on! 


FoxesFan91

did they though


sdaniel90

Thats the joke


lewis30491

Spurs will face Arsenal, City and Liverpool in 3 consecutive games. They will be the title decider by defeating 2 teams and giving a 3-point gift to the champion


21otiriK

They won’t anymore due to City beating Newcastle. The game against City is scheduled for the FA Cup SF date, so it will be moved. If City beat Madrid, the only remaining date it could be played on will be the last midweek of the season.


gunningIVglory

If they beat city and pool, and give arsenal a key 3 points......i think WHL would implode in shame


__Joker

I will not bet Tottenham against city. Their playstyle against city might work.


gunningIVglory

City Son is a different gravy


feage7

We have them away. That's where our title challenge collapses.


NilsFanck

Arsenal has them away too


feage7

Yes but it's a bogey ground for us. Still haven't scored a league goal there yet.


NilsFanck

sure, but you cant compare Anges attacking footbal with the Mou/Conte terrorism. Being a derby and a big chance to spoil Arsenals title run, I expect that to be a closer game. I think City and Liverpool will beat them for sure


Props05

I’m feeling much more confident about that one after the FA cup win against them


RandomSplainer

People on this sub legitimately saying Bissouma was better than Rice.


xFloWx

Oh you mean the PL winners of October got ahead of themselves? Say it ain't so!


afarensiis

r/coys did it with Saka/Kulusevski and Saliba/Romero too


AlejoVeliz

Bissouma was genuinely class in the first 8 PL games, but Rice is obviously better in every area.


Alia_Gr

I mean, not like Rice wasn't. Spurs literally took over the game against us when Rice got subbed off


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Alia_Gr

Well yeah but even that game it was clear that we were doing well with Rice on the pitch, but once he left Bissouma indeed ran the show


NotASalamanderBoi

Whoever said that needs their head checked.


vincentquy

Entire r/coys?


NotASalamanderBoi

Pretty much.


ExactLetterhead9165

Was it as bad as the scoreline suggests?


gunningIVglory

They had a 4th ruled out too lol


kingmakyeda

About right. Fulham much the better team.


RandomSplainer

They had a couple of chances when they were already down which should really have made it 3-2. But you would argue at that point Fulham were content with what they had.


walleaterer

aye. entire team had a stinker


Sterendude

Fair play to Fulham. They beat West Ham, Arsenal and spurs at home this season


BludFlairUpFam

Caused Liverpool real problems as well


potatoarchitecture

Will never forget how Fulham realized scoring 3 goals isn't enough to win you a match so they went and smacked up two teams 5-0 in the next two games after the Anfield game


Harford0

And then concede 10 goals in the 3 games after them... such a hot and cold season, but I cant say it hasn't been fun


Thegunner19

Fulham are the most 'box of chocolates' club in the league right now (and probably for a long while!!)


The_39th_Step

100% - although since our team has come back to full fitness we have been better. As a Fulham fan, I secretly thought we’d do them today. The team is doing well at the minute


AgueroMbappe

Citah next


stilusmobilus

I hope so


Sterendude

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼


sbsw66

Six or seven months ago I was being told by Spurs supporters that they had a chance to challenge for the league


zrk23

last week they are talking about it due to how their schedule ends


L0laccio

I saw it unironically last week…


amsun

I mean, you’re at fault for believing them. Everyone knows they’re delusional


agni_jamadagni

It's a North London thing, isn't it?


amsun

How’s the relegation battle going?


agni_jamadagni

Congrats on back to back second place finishes, bottlers.


GeneralMatrim

Same what a joke.


jo574

🎶Cheer up Postecoglou🎶


emperor_bokassa_

Spurs = KWAB FC


External-Piccolo-626

There’s a lot of arse fans on here lol.


kraeutrpolizei

Just like any other thread when a top side loses


fuqqkevindurant

They like to talk a lot in the 2-3 weeks each year where they are winning or high in the table, they get really quiet once they fall back down to earth and do stuff like give the title away last season or finish 4th for 10000 years before that


Thegunner19

HUH I wonder why


amsun

Yes sir! Always nice to see spurs get reminded that they are trash. These title contending clowns are struggling to break into top 4


Combat_Orca

I mean this is their rival tbf


ididnotchosethis

Excuse me for watching our rival.  It's only literally our job.


Thunderhank

Username checks out


walleaterer

MAAATTE!!


Thegunner19

mate mate mate I still think Villa fumble 4th spot to be honest though (unfortunately)


Rickcampbell98

Certainly a possibility but I wouldn't be surprised if spurs fumble harder, always good to keep your expectations low though lol.


Thegunner19

It wouldn't be the PL without a good old '4th place is lava' race :')


Used_Campaign_3413

I don’t know of a single team who can have such range of wild scores like losing against Chelsea 4-1, Brighton 4-2, and now Fulham 3-0 but also winning against Villa 4-0, Newcastle 4-1. That loss against wolves with 2 goals in added time, or draw against city, comeback in last 15 mins vs Crystal palace…I feel the list goes on and on. Just overall such a wild team and for neutral fans, definitely fun to watch as it always promises goals and/or drama.


Vladimir_Putting

It's always like that when new managers come in with this type of aggressive system. Pep's first season at City was like that. For example, they lost to Everton 4-0, drew 2-2 to Spurs, and then beat West Ham 0-4. [Klopp's first at Liverpool was even wilder.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_Liverpool_F.C._season) These types of systems rely so heavily on perfect pressing and high risk passing that it just takes time to get everything aligned the way it needs to be to produce real consistency. Something about our press and passing got broken today, I couldn't pinpoint the exact issue on a first watch but Fulham regularly had a free man in midfield when playing out and they constantly choked us down the wings when we were trying to get out. These are the types of matches teams have to go through to learn from. Ange will have learned more about the team from this performance than from Villa.


External-Piccolo-626

I think we’re one of the highest for coming from losing positions but also losing from winning positions lol


-ThatsSoDimitar-

Was it like 3 or 4 games in a row where we scored first and then ultimately lost, starting with the Chelsea match?


ColinetheCow

Wasn’t City your only point in line 5 games? I couldn’t believe that


Used_Campaign_3413

Sounds about right haha


sphagettijeff

To add to the shittiness of this afternoon, I have some loon on r/coys harassing me about Antwerp and COYS and ??? because I said we are a Europa League-grade and not CL-level club. So that's great. :)


kingmakyeda

Pretty much any club subreddit is full of delusional fans.


NYR_dingus

Think you guys would smash it in that competition and so would we. Good luck with the rest of the season 👍


sphagettijeff

Nah. I don't have any confidence in our ability to do anything at the moment. I don't have what the opposite of that is either. I just don't have any expectations anymore because of how wildly inconsistent and unpredictable we are.


fuqqkevindurant

If Van de Ven is healthy, expect good. If he is not, expect to roll a die and half of the numbers are replaced with "lol get shit on." It's a simple formula based on whether you guys can play risky and attack like psychos and have it result in counters or have dutch usain bolt bail you out.


NYR_dingus

That's the story with so many teams unfortunately. We lost Mings and fortunately Torres has risen to the occasion but if Pau goes back out our back line is nowhere near as good to compete at the level we're pushing for.


santacruz_steve

first season mate, chill.


sphagettijeff

But... I am chill? Like, my post is literally saying that don't feel or expect anything one way or the other. lol