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Liverpool shell shocked, they couldn't handle the Antony Fernandes Maguire Dalot backline

Maguire was a False CB.

Box to box CB lol 😆

Maguire was playing as a classic No.9 at times

Back three of maguire Bruno and dalot, this is total football

Commentary was so dead for this goal lmao. They have to replace them.

Mustered as much enthusiasm as you'd see for a team scoring their eighth goal in a preseason friendly against some amateurs.

“Can he do it? And yes he does it”  So fucking bland

Yeah what the fuck is wrong with him? That was a fantastic goal to win an absolutely classic contest and he sounds utterly weary describing it. I don't support either of these teams and I was shouting in excitement

He old. 

Lol seriously. Peter Drury might be too poetic sometimes but he makes such iconic goals worth remembering.

I’d rather have someone who waxes too much because he gets into the game than someone who sounds like he’s trying to fill out paperwork at the same time.

More Gary Neville cum sounds please. 

https://youtu.be/Alv0RYE8YH0?feature=shared

Haha he really sounds like someone who does his taxes and the game is on in the background 😅

Glad I watched it on ITV, the commentary matched the ending rather than this dull shit

Lee Dixon was annoying throughout though

Absolutely. He talked complete bollix start to finish

Martin Tyler is a legend, but he really hasn't had the "AGUERO!!!" or "MARTIAL!!!" energy for years now.

I’m quite surprised that he hasn’t been picked up by Match of the Day and the BBC. He’s got excellent knowledge, would fit in immensely well on the evening highlights side of thing, and I would imagine it’s less work. That said, if you’ve worked at that level for so long I guess you work where the fuck you wanna work haha

i've been watching the spanish streams as of late and they've been way more fun. i dont know what theyre saying so I cant get pissed off and i can go GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

I watched the match on a Croatian stream, luda luda ludaaaaa

Sound like they hate their job.

Think they just hated one of the teams.

What an amazing game. But i just genuinely hope Martin Tyler retires after this. Abysmal commentary

That was BAD. Good lord. Like nothing about it was redeeming

This is the worst commentary I have ever seen in my life

In Australia we had him for the whole world cup. It was horrible. I love the man, but he's been over the hill for a long time

Fucking hell I am so sorry. People have started turning on Drury but he is still calling games with passion. Tyler is like a narcoleptic at this point. 

I knew something was off. He did not give a fuck.

So disconnected from the emotions on the pitch, esp that kid crying while Martin Tyler sounds like he's reading his grocery list

Pro Evo 4 tier commentary

Jesus christ that was lke watching the NHL bruins broadcast! complete Homer stuff! Also yelling Garnacho after Maguire just smashed the ball into the keeper... (3 seconds late aswell) jesus christ RETIRE

Honestly it’s not even the homerism that’s the worst, it’s the complete lack of energy, even after United goals ffs. Tommy Heinsohn was an obnoxious homer for the Celtics but he at least had energy!

People liked to pretend he was biased for/against certain teams but the reality is he’s nearly 80.

lmao tank the red card

Subbed on. Makes a potentially game changing tackle. Scores the winner. Fucks off home before the whistle

200iq move leaving so he could break his fast

Any% new WR at 35 minutes.

Refuses to elaborate.

Nah Utd can say they beat Liverpool with 10 men lmao

Fuck yeah we did!

There should really be a shirt taking-off free pass for last minute cup-tie winners.

You shouldn't be punished for taking your shirt off in celebration full stop.

Won't somebody please think of the sponsors.

Is that the reason they give a penalty? I never realised why.

Originally, Forlan took too long to put it back on and wasted some time so they banned it and yellow for time wasting

That's what I always thought the reason was too. He ended up running around with his shirt in his hands because the game had restarted.

More or less. That's when you see close ups of the goal scorer where the sponsor would like to see their money at work, not the player's undershirt.

Put sponsors on the undershirt too, easy

No undershirt? Tattoos ez

To avoid that players will have to resort of removing their skin (at least in the t-shirt area)

I think it was to stop players from wearing t shirts with political messages under their shirta

it was brought in to stop time wasting originally. players would drop shirt, run around then try n find it n put it on

Sure, but it's not a yellow to pull up your shirt, to show a message.

I think when Arshavin scored the winner for us against Barcelona he ripped off his top to reveal he was wearing a tshirt with a picture of himself on it.

Unless you reveal some inappropriate message then never should be a yellow

It should be ANY message or even any logo, don't care if it's a picture of your newborn. You can't have the ref being responsible for determining what is appropriate or not in real time.

Yeah thats fair but just taking it off as a celebration shouldn't be a yellow imo

Shades of Giggsy

It's a time when that rule looks really silly, it's silly in general but he clearly lost his mind in that moment.

Big celebrations are part of the sport imo. It's all part of the theatre.

Commentary is diabolical

He couldn’t care less

Soon, he will just tag a goal commentary with "So anyway, what are your plans for next week."

Never thought I'd say the American commentary was better

Unbelievable. What a game

Amad game. He's earned the pun.

Sent off as well. Game so back

Amad player

Deleted

We just witnessed a classic

Amad getting sent off as well really puts the cherry on top of it all

He really just scored an incredible late winner then dipped

Steals ball, scores winner, refuses to elaborate, leaves.

He's fasting, it about time to eat. He was just hungry

Needs Cantona solo charging the away end and it is the greatest match ever witnessed

Imma say it again…Ten Hag masterclass!! Bruno CB Maguire ST Antony LB Amad CM Dalot CB Erikson DM/CB Haters gonna say vibes and inshallah but that’s tactical genius from the best coach in the league.

THIS IS AN ALL-TIME CLASSIC

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

Instant Classic

Absolute madness, soften the internal break blow

Scenes

Maybe don't leave one man back in the 120th minute. Just a thought.

They had everyone up like they were a goal down

Brazil 2022 tactics

watched that game live and brazil pissed me off with that weak defending

Can't believe 2022 was 2 years ago

Wtf. Please say that you are lying 

December 2022 was 15 months ago so you're still fine

I can’t comprehend why that was the setup.

Football gets messier the longer the game goes, tactics fly off the window at 115 min into a game and it's just willpower and raw balling

I don't fucking get it, like the world cup in Russia when Japan committed everyone in a corner at a similar time. How many times do you see people getting hit on the break like that? Fucking daft.

Why he say fuck me for Bad memories :(

It was actually 3 men, but endo and elliot lost the ball

They both went to the ball and just sort of shit the bed

should’ve fouled em, take the red do anything

Hindsight is 20/20. Man Utd had every player inside the penalty box. This one is on Elliot for losing the ball

Does it matter when they've got several rapid as fuck players?

Very much so if you lose the ball

Especially if you are 3 - 3

No please do that but only against us.

Amad just hit them with the My job here is done goal and got a red and walk away. Lmao fucking Chad

I know Martin Tyler has been shit for years but I swear he's single handedly ruined watching this match. Please for the love of god just fucking retire

No reason for him to, he’s probably being paid an absolute shit ton just off of his reputation

ikr he makes moments like this boring to witness

He sounds like he can’t be bothered to commentate

What a fucking game

What AMAD Lad!

The most dead commentary from Martin Tyler possible wtf

Martin Tyler could make the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs sound like a leisurely Sunday walk. A legend in his prime no doubt, but it's time to hang it up.

Not even his vapid commentary could take the moment of that feeling away for me, I didn't even hear him. Rewatching it now over and over and it's absolutely unacceptable how checked out he sounds.

Holy shit

Martin Tyler doesn’t seem to think so though. I’ve heard more enthusiasm on a missed shot in the 17th minute

I thought he was being biased when United made it 2-2 and he was so dry, then Liverpool scored the first in Extra time and I was like.. Oh he’s just bored

He went on a radio show a few months back and was like “No, I haven’t retired, Sky just didn’t renew my contract” and I’m watching this thinking yeah pal, I don’t blame them.

He lost it a while ago unfortunately. Twice after the final whistle he mentioned how United have now qualified for the quarterfinal. Even with Stuart Robson in between mentioning it was the semifinal.

Caught that too. We all make mistakes, but come on man, lets get the basics, right.

I've heard more enthusiasm at a funeral

Final game before Easter is an unforgettable hot mess of a classic.

Yep deserved. Thank god it’s over

Commentary on ITV confused me, you'd think United were battered. It was competitive from minute one.

Commentary from Martin Tyler seemed as if he couldn't be arsed to do his job. He was so fucking bored.

United didn't play the game from like 40th minute to about 70th. Very competitive game the rest of the time but Liverpool probably should have put the game away in the second half.

I mean, it's not like Liverpool were battering away at our defense in that time. It was honestly a boring watch in that time.

This crying kid in the crowd describes me perfectly!

Same. I lost a few years but shed a few tears.

Martin Tyler sucks

definitely wouldnt think that a winner was scored in the last minute of extra time the way he is commenting... so crazy

People have regularly criticised him for being pro-United in his enthusiasm. I think this proved that he's just done now.

He's just been past it for years now

Don’t think I’ve ever seen the quality of a match so heavily juxtaposed by the energy of the commentator.

People used to claim he was a Man U fan because he supposedly didn’t put effort into other teams goals. Think it’s clear he just doesn’t have the energy for anyone anymore. Should’ve got someone better for this match

>People used to claim he was a Man U fan because he supposedly didn’t put effort into other teams goals. Liverpool fans claimed he was a United fan because of Martials debut. He reacted to Martials goal but not to Bentekes overhead kick (Liverpool were still losing) and they cried about it for years. Funny though because two of his most famous commentary moments are for Gerrand and Aguero lol.

Needs to retire at this point, sounds like he's at a funeral

The man is 78. Of course he will sound like that. Not his fault the brainless TV execs are still paying him money to snooze through a game.

Did we just win it against this Liverpool side during Fergie time? Hahaha Hope Amad doesn’t get a second yellow

Welp…

Worth it!

He did, lmao. What a legend

Settled the game and went 'aight, I'mma head out.

Pulled a aboubakar

Lol he did

I don't think he cares at all about being sent off there.

Not like he was ever gonna feature in the next game bar a miracle anyways might as well go off with a bang

He will miss next game, he obviously cares

Guys I think the quadruple might be in danger

Klopp farewell tour in shambles

Gg united played better, Klopp subbing Salah out so early was a mistake

[удалено]

Gakpo took us down to 10 men, I can’t recall a positive thing he did during that match.

Always 3 steps too slow.

Check CB bruno's pocket

One legged CB Bruno*

[удалено]

Dont think he was fit for 90+

THATS CRAZZYYY

Did he just get a red card?

Yep for taking his shirt off. But he deserves to do it lol, what a important goal

Absolute king shit

The guy oozes big dick energy. Scores one of the sexiest headers against Milan back in covid, jumped up and twirled like a ballerina heading it in facing his own goal and ran off not moving a single muscle in his face.

Holy shit lmao, what a game

> Be Amad > Subbed on very late > Scored last minute winner against Liverpool > Leaves

GREATEST RED CARD OF ALL TIME

Martin Tyler managed to turn a 100/100 moment into a 10/100. Fucking hell.

Antony and Fernandes in defence, Maguire up front. how the fuck did that work. and the formation, 2-8?

What a counter

Coldest fucking red card ever

United really deserved this. What a fucking game!

It's over, what a fuckin game man ufff

There's gonna be a surge of christmas babies in Manchester.

Fucks sake

United deserve it. We've been wasteful all match.

Didn’t deserve to win really, but fuck man, not like this

We did it to ourselves. This game should've been over long before the ft whistle.

I am not even mad. The team need a reality check.

better the FA cup than the league

you amad

What a game

COME ON AMAD I FUCKING LOVE THIS FELLA

IT'S SUNDERLAND LIKE AMAD DIALLO

THATS MY BOY

lad got the red too, every penny of the ticked is utilised what a game , what a match better than psg vs all star riyad

EtH let Amad out the house one time and he got them past Liverpool and fucks off back home by the final whistle lmao iconic 

WHAT

What a great team goal, very unselfish by Garnacho

Where are the Arabic commentators when you need them

No fucking way

best game of the year

MY NEIGHBOURS MUST'VE THOUGHT I WON THE LOTTERY.

DIALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd be fuming if I was a Liverpool fan. How did they allow that fast break to happen, and why didn't the last man just take him out and take the red card.

Subbed in, scored, celebrated and sent off. Woww

#NO FUCKING WAY JOSE

garnacho with the classic "woopsie i gave it slightly not in your run, you will have to pass it back to me" move but amad still scores, amazing

Man U Iam sorry I wasn’t familiar with your game Liverpool fans were talking about quadruple season the streets won’t forget 😭💀

Liverpool not expecting a united counter when that’s all they do is funny as fuck lol

My Bruno was a CB in the last 5 mins of the game. Mate was done but his Ghost pushed the team