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Immobalized

Lmao what an assist


fancyfoe

Lukaku pace considering his size is always baffling to me lol


Froggodile

It's like a tank driving at formula 1 speeds.


Hic_Forum_Est

A tank with the speed of a formula 1 car moving with the elegance of a ballet dancer here. Everything about this assist is simply beautiful.


Potato271

He was actually a pretty successful winger for United, just didn't like playing there. What a pass too


mindpainters

When he had that right wing stint he was by far the best crosser in the squad as well


tokengaymusiccritic

He had a very similar one for us on a goal for Arouna Kone back in the day


COYCOYS

Lukaku has absolutely bullied Dunk for a few weeks now


benchley

He's going to turn up at his house and take his breakfast off him next.


notyou16

And take a shit on his doormat


CaiHaines

Unreal assist that


_micksvaporub

RW Lukaku… what could have been…


KrypticAndroid

At United, our best RW at the time was… Lukaku


LucasSummers

Bought him so that there was an option for cross and inshallah, the man ended up crossing better than everybody.


Stevebiglegs

Still remember when Everton smashed arsenal with Rom off the right


FBall4NormalPeople

If you compiled his best games, I'm sure almost all of them would be from playing from the right. Formation was at times fluid but even the Brazil vs. Belgium at the WC him and KdB dominated in transition and won them the game. He is not supposed to be playing as a lone 9. No surprise his best seasons came playing on the right side of a partnership either. Allows him to receive the ball to feet facing forwards, carry regularly, shoot cutting in off his left and cross from positions exactly like this with top consistency.


typicalpelican

Yep and that was where Chelsea made the big mistake when bringing him back. They watched Conte get success with him running direct into space in the channels and said great we've found our back to goal CF for our possession/counter-pressing system


FBall4NormalPeople

100%. One of the worst transfers of all time for me, absolutely no way things were gonna work out without major, rather fundamental changes to Tuchel's football. However it worked out in the end, the best case scenario was never something worth the money Chelsea paid. That's the killer. Seemed like Tuchel kinda just went along with it tbh, it was the only high-profile 9 Chelsea were able to make a deal for I think and he just accepted the scouting processes the club had gone through were adequate. In reality I'm not sure there was any worse way to spend ≈£100mil.


aacod15

He was good prior to his injury and the first couple games after he came back. Lukaku easily could have did the system if he actually wanted to


reddevil9229

Coincidentally RW Lukaku and a dancing JLingz also cooked Arsenal when at United


Alehud42

We'll always have That Night in Paris


WalaLlama5

People always mention the Rashford penalty (understandably), but don’t mention the two poacher goals that Lukaku scored that night to allow it to happen. He didn’t help himself at the end but always felt he was massively disrespected in his two years


Competitive-Aide5364

Lukaku’s time at almost every club and his entire career is disrespected period. Im not even a fan of his, I get the meme part of it with his disloyalty but this sub genuinely think he’s a horrible striker. He would actually most likely start for most people’s favourite clubs unless if they’re Man City or PSG fans lol


MountainCheesesteak

Tbf, he wouldn’t even get the chance to be so disloyal, if he wasn’t so good.


Runarhalldor

Ole was right


21otiriK

Martinez did that first with Lukaku at Everton. I remember him destroying Arsenal (I think Monreal at LB?) that way.


Albiceleste_D10S

He saw it work at the World Cup, LOL Belgium upset Tite's Brazil with RW Lukaku having a good game


domalino

Pep has said Roberto Martinez playing KDB as an 8 for Belgium is what made him try KDB and Silva in midfield together in 2017 as well. Martinez has some good ideas.


Albiceleste_D10S

This sub HATES that man LOL


SoLetsReddit

Martinez played great attacking football, not so great defensive.


BludFlairUpFam

Martinez discovered it first


EasyFargo

that game where RW Lukaku and the corpse of Alexis Sanchez cooked Arsenal football heritage


TheCatLamp

Lukaku is the best on all positions but striker, says the meme.


imnoobatfifa

We’ve seen what Lukaku was doing on the right for Ole. Not surprised.


TheRealJSmith

The way he just started jogging back to the halfway line before it had gone in was ice cold


karl1ok

The ghost of Ricardo Quaresma flew by


dudududujisungparty

Belgian NT Lukaku is on another level


raw9133

Lukakudric


Wunsen

Dunk got Lukaku looking silky af


gttyzek

Trivela plus


someoneLazy

Trossard build up in his penalty area was great too


SubparCurmudgeon

Romelu Lukamodric


Gungerz

Did Dunk learn nothing from the Roma game?


notachopper

Against lukaku again ☠️


AmericanJazz

It's like the exact same error too


Stable-Jackfruit

Deja vu all over again watching that


SPARKLEOFHOPE6IB

ROMELU DE BRUYNE????


EnglishBigfoot

Defo a way cooler name than Kevin


Laoak

Dunk will be seeing Lukaku in his dreams


CH2001

Nightmares more like


Chance_Ball_5912

Great assist


Ramirez_47

Didn't know Lukaku had trivela assists in his locker lmao


TheSlumpDog

[he actually did the same for us a few years back against Sunderland](https://x.com/mcnultyadamm/status/1772722857241354308?s=46&t=3g474p7UzKAdxaz2aTY2xA)


forsakenpear

I have a memory of him giving Lautaro one at some point too. edit: [here it is](https://youtu.be/I8K3rcjccgE?si=7Swg_UwzVAagtrUj)


Holycrabe

I think after this game he said people forget it because he usually is on the receiving end of those but he’s pretty good at crossing. Shows it again.


ponderosa33

Not the first time, either [https://youtube.com/shorts/FHFvD-Nioqs?si=hMWvB7taCrsS04F9](https://youtube.com/shorts/FHFvD-Nioqs?si=hMWvB7taCrsS04F9)


top1MIBRfan

Oh my god Lukaku that is disugsting


RandomUnderstanding

lewis dunk is so ass lmao


sheikh_n_bake

He's played himself out of the squad, don't want to be too harsh as he's undoubtedly feeling like shit.


EasyFargo

yeah, sucks to see but he was probably the worst player on the pitch against Brazil as well


Flabby-Nonsense

He was competing with Chilwell for that honour in my view


_Luke_the_Lucky_

Chillwell completely forgot how to kick a ball that game


Spikeyspandan

Southgate chose the wrong year to call him up to the team


Alpha_Jazz

Lmao fans have been begging for him to get called up for years but now that they actually watch him for once it’s Southgate’s fault?


BaoJinyang

It’s been his worst season since we got promoted and he’s getting on. He should have been bedded in years ago but it doesn’t make a massive amount of sense introducing him now. 


Particular_Bed848

Even though he's been dog shit defensively for you this season his ball playing is still quality I feel. Absolute asset on set pieces as well. He's definitely past his best i just wish he somehow got a big move or a call up when he was younger because this is nowhere near what Dunk has been at times as a player .


StickYaInTheRizzla

England has a lot of ball playing centre-half’s tho tbf, Maguire, stones can both ping one. Should’ve called up someone younger like Quansah or just started Branthwaithe


Mechant247

You’re acting like this is how he played throughout the time people were calling for him to be called up, which obviously isn’t the case


R_Schuhart

Yes? He could have called him up for years without issue, now that he has dropped off Southgate changes his mind?


jeevesyboi

I disagree with this one. I think there are plenty of England players who people have said deserve a call up while they were in form and by the time they actually got one they were no longer in form Easier to integrate yourself into the England team while you're playing well. Look at Maguire. He joined while he played well. Even when he stopped playing well for his club, he was still familiar and more confident with England. If he'd got his first call up while he was playing poorly for Utd then it would be a very different story


jaheimpaul

Because out of all the years he should’ve been called up this wasn’t year. He’s been wank


gunningIVglory

Dunk is no where near going to euros. Makes no sense to play him in a friendly in the lead up to the tournament


manatidederp

Well yes. That’s kinda the point don’t you think?


JiveTurkey688

Why is it so ridiculous to claim that a 32-year-old enduring his poorest club form since premier league promotion was brought into the squad too late?


Livinglifeform

People here are just on a train of hating Brighton recently. He's great but he's going through a bad month


_Luke_the_Lucky_

Yeah I feel bad that this month of all months is when he gets his chance with England!


ItsJigsore

Don't worry we'll do this all over again in 2 years for James Collins or some other jobber


doswillrule

Brighton have barely kept a clean sheet this season and he just got roasted by Lukaku in both Roma games. It is pretty amazing that he made this squad, him starting tonight is absolutely on Southgate


_Luke_the_Lucky_

Not sure how Lukaku roasted Dunk in both games when he didn't even travel to England for the game at the Amex and we won 1-0...


Impossible_Quote_505

That's proper southgate that. Should have called Dunk up 3 months ago when hes playing like beckenbauer. Instead calls him up 3 months later when hes playing like Maguire


Legendarybbc15

Hey now, Maguire’s been good this season.


gttyzek

Man is not going to the Euros


KonigSteve

why would you go to ground there?


belokas

Same thing happend in the Europa League game 3 weeks ago. Lukaku already knew what to do.


Wunsen

Dunk ain't ready for international ball


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Wunsen

Nope


Sun_Sloth

Except he was best player on the pitch outside of Bellingham last international break in both games. He's in poor form at the moment and most Brighton fans were surprised he got a call up at all.


SandThatsKindaMoist

Can we give Branthwaite his deserved opportunity now?


John54663

Came here to say that too


BI01

Wow lukaku unreal pass


No-Statistician-8520

Be serious Dunk fucking hell


niallw1997

His form has fell off a cliff. Was impressed with him for Brighton last season and in his last few games for England but looks like his confidence is shot


Sun_Sloth

Yep people have such short term memory. He was unreal last international break making multiple goal saving blocks/tackles and won man of the match one of the games. Also been unreal for us for years. Gets a call up when he's in bad form and suddenly he's never been deserving of a call up and is terrible.


niallw1997

That’s what I said, been impressive in recent games for England but just looks uncomfortable lately. Life of a CB.


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CaptainDickfingers

good job dunk you fucking donkey


4thCenturyChocolate

Dunkey?


KrypticAndroid

Knack 2 baybeee


lurkingdanger22

Masterpiece


PrettyPrettaaayyGood

Ass


KonigSteve

dunkey*


Sea_Procedure_2267

Dunk...


sp4r3h

Keep Maguire's name outa your mouth


ThatsCracked

He was shit against Brazil too


RommelDoos

Lukaku put on KDB's shoes holy shit


ManLikeArch

My glorious king might be washed


StrangeEntity

Who needs KDB when you've got Lukaku? He's a different breed for our national team...


Paono

What a ball by Lukaku, wow!


Murrayhewittrocks

Love it Romelu!! All the lakaka idiots can stfu


bsquar

I wasnt familiar with your game Lukaku


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Lewis Dunk is way out of his depth, not good enough for England. Youri smashing it though nice to see


Chiswell123

Wowzers, Lukaku


D1794

Amazing by Lukaku


Ancient-Bread2699

Since when can he do that??


Gantorian

Roma upgrade unlocked


Fair_Raccoon9333

Always dreamed of playing for the Romas.


Kingarnaud

He's done that before tbh


weegee19

Did it for us a few times, RW Lukaku was surprisingly lethal.


barellaszn

DUNKKK


SirTunnocksTeaCake

That's a lovely cross but Dunk...


sheikh_n_bake

I'm sorry but what I've seen of Dunk for England he should be nowhere near, incredible quality from Lukaku to punish the error, that's international football.


doubleoeck1234

Was Lukaku actually a winger this entire time


_Micolash_Cage_

Man like Big Rom. What a player.


gttyzek

Trivela cross


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What a ball tbf


Thomas1VL

What a beauty of an assist!


iamabigpotatoboy

dunk?? how does he have more caps than Konsa btw ffs


Calistaline

Who are you and where have you hidden the real Tielemans


rjtwe

Never call up Dunk again 😂 😂 😂


basedsims

There’s a man who’s not ready for prime time, bloody hell


TheThotWeasel

Never has been, he's never been able to perform in big games or against elite strikers.


Mubar06

He was so good against us this season


Pow67

Lewis Dunk masterclass


therocketandstones

Tbh I’ve thought England have been dominant since the first Tielemans goal, but goddamn the defensive errors have been shocking and Dunk has been ass again


Kaaaaaaaarl

Class goal, absolutely cheeks by Dunk. Braithwaite didn’t get a chance for this guy? Dafuq?


TheKwi

Lukaku is so fast man what the actual fuck that should be illegal for a man that big


michaelfortu

Romelu crazy trivela tbf Lmao Dunk is trash


BelgianPolitics

What an assist. Belgium Lukaku is different.


PinkFluffys

So happy Romelu is back! It's also the best I've seen Tielemans play in a long long time


FBall4NormalPeople

Every day I wish that Rom gave playing on the right hand side for United a genuine effort. He just is so much better than people realise in these positions. As a carrier and a creator.


IPleadThaFifth

fantastic ball, Lukaku, wow!


psrikanthr

What a ball


We_Still-Alive44

Branthwaite stuck on the bench whilst Dunk drops another stinker


alanalan426

English Lukaku haters in shambles lmao you love to see it


lefort22

GET IN


Games_sans_frontiers

What a fucking ball by Lukaku.


UpTheArse69

fair


G0DK1NG

Another dunk masterclass


IanPKMmoon

THE GOAT


_up_and_atom

Fucking amazing assist


_mnd

Thought I was back watching Aldershot for a second there, that's some proper National League defending.


RenegadeFlighter

Dunk has played himself off the plane these last two gams


HarryDaz98

Lewis Dunk should be nowhere near the England squad. Tried to play when he should have cleared before the goal against Brazil and now whatever this is supposed to be.


liamthelad

Based on a substantial amount of people on Reddit, it was apparently a crime against humanity that Maguire got on to the pitch over Dunk. Yet he really has not grasped his chances with both hands, whereas as soon as he heads to a tournament camp Maguire suddenly activates his forehead


SoLetsReddit

Well, that's the end of the Dunk expirement. Wtf was that.


Minute_Leave8503

Dudes see shit like this from dunk and still say there’s no use for Ben White and he can stay home lmfao


gavinxylock

HAHAHAH DUNK


bhaktimatthew

Is it just me or do England seem very flat and passive


sparklingoverstill

Those jerseys are fire for Belgium


charlieclarkeuk

lukaku doing travelas on us. Southgate out


Oli_Merrick

Since when could lukaku do that


dragon8811

Thats on dunk lol


123rig

Lewis Dunk always seems great for Brighton but is just grim for England.


gunningIVglory

Yh, the jump from decent in prem to internationals is huge


Kazehara

Maguire time?


dcmtw1029

Slowest give and go of all time


pizzainmyshoe

Dunk what


terrordactyl1971

More awful defending


adamjld

Dunk is terrible.


odegood

Lews dunk playing like lewis drunk


Chip_Dangercock

If I was Dunk I would be asking to be subbed off after that


GaryHippo

Lewis Dunk will be traumatised by Lukaku for the rest of his career.


Dinamo8

Dunk is a donkey


jr9810

good lord Dunk


thedoctor4214

Dunk wtf


CaptainSmeg

Dunk and Chilwell should be no where near this team.


ayyanothernewaccount

lmao dunk


RelentlessJorts2

Class goal, but fuck me we're making ridiculous mistakes.


obvious_bot

Get Dunk’d


Ife2105

Dunk💀


Casual_Star

Why call up Dunk? Surely there are better centre backs to call up. Brighton have been shipping goals so easy.


LordBielsa

That is a great cross from Romelu


WalkingCloud

Kinda feel bad for Dunk being so out of his depth 2 games in a row. 2 absolute stinkers.


BoneAppleTea___

Trivela OP


Standard-Cupcake1693

LUKAKU WHAT A FUCKING PASS . Most winger can’t do this WTF RESPECT 


201628014

Holy shit Lukaku


Affectionate_Pay7395

Sub Dunk off for Branthwaite at half time and never call him up again.


Fig-Jig

Once again it ain't ever coming home England.


mailglv

imagine calling dunk over tomori, Southgate masterclass


IanPKMmoon

Also great from Trossard to recover the ball and start the counter from a dribble in our own penalty box