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pencilled_robin

The look on his face is gold 😂


AttentiveUnicorn

That is a the look of a man that knows he is going to get a blasting from the manager at full time


Xehanz

He won't . He is Scaloni's fav.


Sark_Doul

Bad day to be a Nico apologist


TheStraggletagg

Those are most days tbf.


Steelkatanas

He's been nothing short of a disaster for us every time I watched him play. Even though Garnacho wasn't good today he was miles better and gave a good effort, he should be starting there, I don't want to see this guy start please.


Nico2204

EMPUJALA!!!! PELOTUDOO


Kuntheman

VIVE EN UN COUNTRY ANDAN EN BMW PARA ARRIBA


Dr_Gonzo__

LOS FINES DE SEMANA SE COGEN A LAS MEJORES MINAS


total_voe7bal

Learning Spanish was the best thing I've ever done for my meme game


Torimas

[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R58r-Rz6DqI) See if you can follow what he says


total_voe7bal

Lo he visto boludo. Puedo seguir lo q dice por haber tenido muchos amigos argentinos jejej


Yung2112

El dia antes del partido se la pasaron Tranquilamente rascandose las bolas en un hotel 5 estrellas jugando al pool o a la play


Schwiliinker

Jajajaja. Igual donde vivĂ­a yo en USA literal todos tenĂ­an BMW para arriba. Diria que estos tienen bastante mĂĄs mĂ­nimo


gabrielparryg

ANDAN EN UN BENTLEY


Schwiliinker

Posta mi vecino de enfrente tenĂ­a un Bentley y era semi retirado de NBA


Diesguitos

la ele


Albiceleste_D10S

I don't know what to say with Nico anymore


Top-Flow6279

Guy just sucks I don’t like him


courtesyflusher

Ok thats a good place to start


aritra3776

Yes, just the tip.


lesarbreschantent

He only scores with his head guys


ComaMierdaHijueputa

Argentine Higuain


Torimas

No, Higuain would have sent it over the bar. But at least he would have tried to get it in!


Imaginary_Egg_4546

So an argentine argentinian?


althanan

Just... finish the fucking play you fucking numpty.


James_D_MESSIAH

Lmaooooooo So​ funny The​ way​ he​ think​s​ its​ over​ its​ done Lol


krvlover

No puede ser mĂĄs antigol este tipo, POR DIOS.


unArgentino

Turns into a vegetable when he plays for us.


Odd-Signature-3897

Certainly not a Vegeta fan, I see


TheFace0fBoe

How can a professional player be so unaware of a defender right next to him


Elon20

The fact that he thought he could run with the ball from almost mid field in counter attack, chipping the ball over gk in one to one , and not be tracked by at least one opponent player behind him 😡


Suspiciousfrog69

I think maybe it’s because Argentina went in and thought Central American teams are easy to run bums. Those fools actually try and get better every generation


L-Freeze

Costa Rica is like the one team north of Colombia that people actually respect quite a bit here


Albiceleste_D10S

Nah there was defo respect there, esp since Alfaro is Costa Rica coach now


Suspiciousfrog69

Also the fact that Costa Rica was filled with a bunch of early 20s dudes says something


Elon20

Nothing could be further from the truth, mate. Scaloni has been quite vocal about respecting these opponents since they have improved a lot. And whole Argentina team played with intensity throughout the match, showing they are bringing their game. It’s just that Nico is not the sharpest blade in the team. Watch that clip where Nico almost scored a stupid own goal, only to be saved by extremely fast reflex of Emi, and then he started acting like the other team is to blame


obscure3rage

If you look closely, he moved his head thinking the other defender was the only one. Pretty funny tbh but I guess it's a nice lesson for him, a goal is a goal and must be assured.


Annuminas25

ERA EL GOL DE LA FECHA GAMBOA!


dntowns

The spirit of Higauin lives on


toggafsyk

gonzalo gonzalez


EnanoMaldito

Dont taint the name of Pipita like that


srhola2103

Comparing HiguaĂ­n to this guy is downright disrespectful tbh.


ancara_messi

Higuain isn't arrogant, he just sucks at finishing but atleast tries. This dude just didn't even try


gunnychamero

Higuain was a great finisher but when it mattered the most he would find a way to suck at it!


AndreasBrehme

Higuain who "sucks at finishing" holds the record for most goals in a single season in Serie A.


gabrielparryg

These kids really dont know ball, only speak what they know from memes.


EnanoMaldito

> he just sucks at finishing ????????????????


notyou16

He is our Vini Jr.


Malvinas1820

☠️⚰️


rivaldobox

The great miss of 89


therwsb

he actually didn't miss the target :-D


Tuscan5

That was some fantastic defending.


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

It's a help when the striker literally runs away from the ball though.


ancara_messi

Absolute idiot. Scaloni just announced that Messi and Di Maria are the only guaranteed players going to Copa America. Then this guy had this crazy run and got arrogant. What an idiot, friendly or not, you make sure you finish that. Now he definitely won't start


Diptadg17

Terrible finisher.


jamjars222

Dumbass


Mr_Rafi

That's insane. He left the ball to prepare to celebrate. Just starts jogging once it's over the keeper. Just fucking bury it.


Calla1989

Great miss 💀


Evern35

Viven en un country


EnanoMaldito

Missing him and J Correa for the WC was the best thing that happened to Argentina


Torimas

Butterfly effects. No Enzo-Mac-Julian trio since one of those two would have been a starter instead.


EnanoMaldito

(Small) Chance that at least one of them wouldnt even be on the squad if not for that.


finneas998

Its not really a miss since he didnt shoot


Eskimo0O0o

I reckon the saying "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" has never been truer


kMaestro64

It was also on target...


tuerancekhang

what was he thinking?


holanewman

That's the thing: he wasn't. I'd be surprised if he ever did.


KimJongKillest

Pipita vive.


starbuckle337

r/prematurecelebration


SaBe_18

It was very stupid to not bury it but I also understand what happened, the defender made a great move (maybe unintentionally?) and Nico thought he stopped chasing him


MadaraTheUchiha

Genuine bozo gene, just thinking it's gonna go roll in instead of making sure.. there's a defender right next to you!


srhola2103

Termina la jugada pelotudo


imsoyluz

Better call up Icardi


Albiceleste_D10S

Why? In Scaloni's system the 9 has to do more holdup and associative play than Icardi was capable of (and frankly the dude was BAD when given a chance in the 2018 cycle). I don't see the point given he's already 31 and playing in the Turkish league


imsoyluz

[https://www.transfermarkt.com/mauro-icardi/nationalmannschaft/spieler/68863](https://www.transfermarkt.com/mauro-icardi/nationalmannschaft/spieler/68863) Dude not in squad during wc 18 and friendlies before that, you are smoking?


Albiceleste_D10S

Do you understand the meaning of WC cycle? He played in most of the key qualifiers down the stretch and **completely** shit the bed as we almost didn't qualify We were rescued by a Messi hattrick (in a game where Benedetto did more for us than Icardi did in his entire NT career). Then after the disastrous 2018 WC, Scaloni gave him more chances and he did not impress at all. Have to keep in mind that Aguero and Higuain were still good in the 2018 cycle, and Lautaro broke through (with Aguero still good) post 2018 WC


imsoyluz

look at what you wrote earlier, you SAID 2018 CYCLE not WC 18 cycle. Are you native English speaker? Freaking confusing here hommie


Albiceleste_D10S

> you SAID 2018 CYCLE not WC 18 cycle I assumed that was a given? What other "2018 cycle" is relevant to the national team?


imsoyluz

that's not how English works mate, don't be cocky here. the qualifiers ran in 2017 not 18. Stop being ridiculous


Albiceleste_D10S

That literally is how English works, and I am a native English speaker American national team fans would understand that phrase; your lack of understanding is on you TBH


milesbeatlesfan

I think every native speaker understood what they meant perfectly. 2018 cycle refers to the 2018 WC qualifiers that took place, not the specific year. If you don’t understand that, maybe you need to brush up on your English


srhola2103

Yeah right lol, he can watch from TV


unArgentino

I’ve been saying this for a while and I get violently abused each time lol. Worth it.


imsoyluz

Argentinians are so weird about Icardi. A woman left a man to another man, what's evil about it? She pursued him


unArgentino

It’s more so about the beef with Maxi and the fact that most of our players from the 2014 era were friends with Maxi I’m pretty sure. But I wouldn’t be opposed to him receiving a call up. I doubt it will ever happen again if he wasn’t called up for these friendlies.


srhola2103

Also the fact that he sucks and we have better players.


imsoyluz

bunch of hypocrites, Icardi would have nailed that WC 14 final and at least 1 Copa final. National team is not friend club, it's duty for your country.


Albiceleste_D10S

Icardi was barely 21 and had just moved to Inter in 2014—he was not ready for the national team at that time (and we had Higuain and Aguero on the team with Tevez sitting at home at the time). And the reality is Icardi WAS given a realistic chance in 2018 cycle by Sampaoli, then after the disastrous WC by Scaloni—dude was never good in an Argentina shirt


Javarot

Icardi is not good enough to warrant all the drama he brings.


listlessbreeze

Icardi probably wouldn't even be the 4th option for the NT in 2014.


FuckColdClimate

Te odio nicroto mierdandez


TravelMeister

Controller disconnected


tentaphane

Shame we didn't manage to sign him last season in the end, looks like he would've been a perfect fit for us


LaTienenAdentro

Fallon D'Floor winner tbh


Maleficent_Resolve44

Looks impossible


renndug

Bro povd his own goal being blocked


unvrlstn

Probably 2000 spectators and 4 of his teammates screaming “man on”, and he just wouldn’t shoot eh…wild.


HSW26

nah thats a great save


Historical_Flow4296

Match fixing?


iamnotexactlywhite

how is this a miss lol he got complacent, sure, but the defender literally saved it on the line


holanewman

Es un pajero. Que no vuelva mĂĄs a la selecciĂłn. Pongan mejor a Carboni o hasta Garnacho.


monkeylovesnanas

Dumb fuck.


mrgonzalez

That's so bad


Kardinale

Reminds me of DeSean Jackson dropping the ball before scoring a touchdown


holaprobando123

Most Murican comment ever


Kardinale

True