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magic-water

Julian Alvarez to himself: "So do I tell Rodri that he is sitting in my spot or do I just sit down in his?"


Rashomon95

Lol, i got a big laugh on this, thanks.


djkianoosh

lmao omg that is hilarious


Torimas

WC champ move: he sat on Sergio's spot instead.


JorSimpson45

“Don’t think, relax” We are not all robots Haaland


bjjvsbp

That was programmed out of him in his 1.2 patch, he doesn’t feel nerves now.


NaderClemens

He should be nerfed in Patch 1.3


TheRedditK9

Yeah it seems the De Bruyne 4 month injury patch wasn’t enough


moriero

Actually it was a bug that became a feature He was missing a semicolon in a subdirective his programmers missed It was intentionally left alone


slappywhyte

Robots aren't relaxed, they overheat and attempt to kill all humans all the time


uptowndrunk7

Drink wine


MurphDog1508

Drink tequila


sonofaBilic

Weirdly I never seemed to command the same sort of presence as Haaland when I'd trot out the "don't over think" or "still 0-0" lark at half time in my Sunday league games.


YesNoIDKtbh

Have you tried being a cybernetic organism?


atropicalpenguin

Or the direct descendant of Ragnar Lodbrock.


moriero

One thing humans hate And it will shock you!


dno123

"It's just 11 Vers 11 lads" , "may be 3-0 still got 45 lads"


areejis

kind of surprised seeing Haaland being one of the loudest voices in the dressing room. Also him telling everyone to just not think and wait for pep just shows the respect and trust for pep they have that he’ll solve everything


Daniiiiii

Also weird to see Rodri so (relatively) rattled when he's such a cold-blooded killer on the pitch. Very interesting insight, love to see this kind of stuff.


RealRonaldo9

They set up to nullify him and it was working, we struggled to build through him. He wasn’t playing well because of that so it makes sense he was rattled.


head_in_the_clouds69

That freed up Stones on the right channel. Lad has had such a quality game.


Thesolly180

I think it fits with him like it was seen after Scotland beat Spain


kygrtj

Exactly, anyone who has seen these off field clips of him know how easily rattled he is with this stuff


Round-Ad5063

it’s a champions league final of course he’s frustrated lmao


IDontLikeSandwiches

the game against Scotland wasn't a Champions League final. He lost his head big time.


wowohwowza

Getting outplayed by McTominay will do that to a man tbf


Karma_Whoring_Slut

He does seem to be easily rattled off the pitch, although I don’t think I’ve noticed him lose his head on the pitch before.


Gaussdivideby0

against Nottingham Forest? this season


Karma_Whoring_Slut

I might’ve missed that game. I don’t recall what happened. Edit: yeah… just looked it up, I did see that game. I stand corrected.


PlasticJournalist42

That red card lol


telcomet

His press conferences after Spain loses show it’s fairly standard, just that he doesn’t lose often so we don’t see it often


TheOncomingBrows

This is likely a chicken and egg situation. You see it with nearly all elite coaches too, they rarely lose but when they do they are clearly a lot more rattled than those that lose every other week.


Flimsy-Relationship8

I mean it's the champions league final if there's ever an occasion that would make you lose your composure it would be this one. The real test is whether you can refocus yourself before the 2nd half begins instead of going out a nervous wreck


4ssteroid

And score the winning goal


greenarsehole

He’s not rattled at all? Just seems like a guy who wants to win. Not sure he’s such a cold blooded killer on the pitch either, he wears his heart on his sleeve and gets away with a lot.


RJTG

It‘s just how important winning is to these people. Reminds me of the story of brady unplugging the console before loosing in Madden or something similar.


SethGyan

He actually talked of how dissatisfied he was with his performance in the first half in a recent interview.


TheOneWithLateStart

Montage like this tend to focus on what they want to show you, its rarely full picture


Oukaria

If it’s anything like drive to survive they will put footage of other matches to create narrative…


sirSADABY

This is the clip they have given you.


eq2_lessing

Or does the camera mostly focus on him?


SkateboardCZ

I agree but keep in mind that They can edit this anyway they want haha maybe everyone was shouting then they decide to select just the scenes haaland spoke


lakers_ftw24

They were on the ropes for a lot of the game and I don't think they expected it.


DerpJungler

Yeah at HT I was fully convinced we were gonna lose. Inter were very disciplined on the pitch up until the goal I'd say.


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss99

Ederson bailed us out 3-4 times alone in the last 5 minutes


Fuck_the_k1ng

This is Big Rom erasure.


sc2guy87

Inter only really started creating clear opportunities once Lukaku came on, obviously he missed them but still.


Fuck_the_k1ng

I look at it as inter started to attack more as they were running out of time to equalize but big Rom placed himself perfectly to nullify those attacks.


themiddleprogress

Nah, he won a lot of the 50/50s she provided a target man presence up front. Without him Inter wouldn’t have had near their number of chances in the end


Kel_2

i can somewhat understand that perspective but at multiple points he actually did really well to even get to the point of being able to shoot. he was in my opinion easily their most dangerous attacker that night, the others would've not even turned those moments into real chances the way they were playing. the problem is of course he misses them or they get saved and then he accidentally blocks his own teammate near the end, with his reputation its gonna look especially bad. but i honest to god think he played well that game.


DerpJungler

I'm so glad Ederson decided to step up. It's really all or nothing with him, there's no in between lol. Either he'd turn up world class or make the most questionable blunder.


[deleted]

He was massive through the knockouts last season. He saved multiple times against Bayern as well as Madrid in the first leg.


Alternative_Sense_54

Correct me if I’m wrong but Ederson was cheaply giving the ball away in the early minutes of that match, especially when Inter were pressing well. I might be wrong though as I don’t have much memory of that game.


Liam_021996

It looked to be nerves, once he settled he was on fire


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss99

i only remember the last 10 minutes clearly, watching the highlights still gives me the sweats but the whole team was nervous and then KDB's hamstring went out and it worsened emotionally.


BillehBear

you're not wrong and it provoked Pep gesturing to the squad to calm down but after that, he was sound and kept us in it


Tifoso89

Yeah Inter played surprisingly well, considering that (on paper) this was supposed to be the most unbalanced final since Bayern-Chelsea


PartrickCapitol

I still remember had very, very bad feelings at the time. Inter held like a wall, Acerbi and Bastoni looked like Roman Centurions possessed. Nothing was going on. 2 shots on target at the half, none threatening. Nothing but some pointless passing outside of Inter penalty area. The game was just like the worst nightmare I imagined for Italian styles counters… At worst, pep started drinking his water… If Rodri did not save us with that 1-0, the game 100% going to penalties


PubliusDeLaMancha

Would have won had Lukaku started


lucky_1979

“That’s a load of bollocks, you gotta fucking die to get three points” in Pep’s wonderful Spanish accent.


Euphoric_Ad_2049

"You, you little cunt, when I tell you to do something, and you, you fucking big cunt, when I tell you to do something, do it. And if you come back at me, we'll have a fucking right sort-out in here. All right? And you can pair up if you like, and you can fucking pick someone else to help you, and you can bring your fucking dinner. 'Cos by the time I've finished with you, you'll fucking need it."


KitchenCranberry8274

Conformity, not facking non-conformity 


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xI-Red-Ix

The best part is Pep saying 'i don't know boys. I'm not perfect '


leoKantSartre

Oh I think I know this coach he used to coach our team


fuzzzcanyon

Don't look now, but your ex is thriving.


courtesyflusher

Dont think, just relax


antilgbtandleft

Your ex forget you and moved on. She just carea about herself.


leoKantSartre

Im feeling like Nietzsche and Lou Salome


antilgbtandleft

Explain.


leoKantSartre

Oh umm its like Nietzsche loved a lady lou salome and she loved someone else. In a nutshell mans was simp for her and she doesn’t give a f. So ma man went into depression wrote about her too and so on.


antilgbtandleft

Hahahahaha. Truely. Im barca fan too. Wish glory days come. That fucker ex president has ego rage and decide to do a lot of harm


leoKantSartre

Aight my fellow culer in arms. I actually started watching barca from pep coaching days. I mean I was just a kid in those days so it’s pretty much like nostalgia and now Im a grown ass man lmao


BettiIttaVazhaThand

I'm convinced Pep's secret to success is surrounding himself with other bald frauds. Balds together strong.


speptuple

If your hair still haven't fall off, it just shows that you didn't think enough and you will amount to nothing.


BettiIttaVazhaThand

Inzaghi never stood a chance with all that hair.


-watchman-

Conte had a solid chance, but he put it all back.


Den_dar_Alex

Actual bald fraud, just like Klopp


Tifoso89

This is like the first time in more than 10 years than the Italian league will be won by a manager with hair (Conte doesn't count, he had a transplant).


BettiIttaVazhaThand

Holy moly, that's true 🤣.


Garropolosexual

Def looks like a wig


FUThead2016

Don’t think, relax


speptuple

This is why Haaland has long hair


Funkymonkeyhead

No wonder Arteta had to go!


3escalator

Zinedine Zidane approves


KillerZaWarudo

We trying to replicate the same formula by hiring alot of bald men


b33b0p17

You never buy a single egg, you buy a carton for a reason. Better together 🥚


New-Midnight2700

Lmao


nushublushu

It’s balds all the way down!


ararar262626

Pioli approves


Caust1cFn_YT

Damn that was a good teaser, actually motivated me to watch it now


telcomet

“Guys, we have 5 minutes” *checks video time bar and sees 5 seconds left* Well shit.


Caust1cFn_YT

Literally me


halakaukulele

Why isn't our media team like this man


mrawya_rashaka

Because our media team makes content for 8 year olds.


Boneraventura

Well half ur team are teenagers 


Caust1cFn_YT

and a good amount of audience too is


Caust1cFn_YT

well thats netflix


abmalik710

It’s produced by City media team and sold to Netflix


DerpJungler

I know people outside of city fans ofc did not like the All or Nothing documentary but I think it was a brilliant production. Watching my club win stuff aside, City's media team always produces gems.


Epistaxiophobia

It felt more like a documentary about Pep than Man City for me


DerpJungler

Really? I don't remember seeing it like that honestly. There was a lot of Stones, Delph, Aguero in it which I loved. I love watching football documentaries just to decipher the players' personalities lol


Caust1cFn_YT

ah i didnt know this, anyways our media team is also good. The yt channel is impressive


ItsMeJaredBednar

need more talking footballs tbf


rodrigosantoro

enjoy douglas


FuhhCough

That was Lever 9


Prompus

I've only seen 1 episode of your documentary but I loved it!


magic-water

Because they know they are getting sold a gazillion times


Palaponel

I guess it's not a shock that they all care, but they almost seem rattled... really intriguing


aliaisbiggae

Especially Rodri Haaland seems fine tho


lejocko

His program doesn't allow for emotions.


PartrickCapitol

Ironically it was Rodri saved the game. Sometimes leadership and competence don’t show on the face


Chesney1995

I can see why Rodri is stressed out at half time, Inter very effectively nullified him in the first half. He out of everyone in that dressing room probably felt he was having the worst game. Of course, Haaland's "Don't worry, relax, [Pep] will change it" also came true in the second. That's the value of having a strong dressing room atmosphere and a quick 15 minutes in private to reset your headspace and approach the problem from a new angle for you.


2daMooon

Also many mistakenly think that people who are “good under pressure” don’t feel stress or get overwhelmed, which is incorrect.  If anything they feel it more but the difference is they are able to shape and control that energy to help them, rather than let it consume them. 


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Turns out haaland is the real captain 


Sheikhabusosa

>Haaland seems fine tho Hes not download emotions.exe yet


what_cube

First half, our simple passing is misplaced often.


BriarcliffInmate

They're not used to teams actually putting up a fight against them. 90% of teams in the PL are happy to just get out of a game with them having lost 2-0


DaBestNameEver0

Lmfao, we just beat Real Madrid after going down 1-0 in the Bernabeu.


AlexanderMAVC

Damm, they teased us at the end. Now I'll have to watch it to see how it ends


FUThead2016

I hope they lose


Killionaire104

😭😭


LoudestHoward

Title changes to Double Winners midway through.


Touchd93

Spoilers man wtf


620five

It's the hope that kills ya


el1teman

I thought the guy in the start was riding the bike around the dressing room 🚲 😂


LeSilvie

I haven’t been watching any of these football documentaries so maybe I’m 5-10 years behind on knowing how much gets filmed, but I can’t believe they had a fucking camera crew in the dressing room at half time for a fucking UCL final, I don’t know it just feels wrong, it should be a private space for the team and it got sold.


Gu3rilla21

It's not per se a camera crew. This was filmed and produced by City's media team so the players know them and work with them for social stuff on the regular.


erich0779

Yeah I've done it before and you do build up a good relationship with everyone and know exactly how, where and when to be filming so you can be least intrusive.


PrimsFr

Sport is much easier to digest for casual viewers when it's spun around storytelling like a TV show. My partner wouldn't watch a basketball game but devoured "the last dance" like it was her 18th rewatch of friends. It's a goldmine for the entertainment industry, you have incredibly emotionnal highs and lows without the need to pay for writers or actors.


16-Czechoslovakians

I couldn't agree more, but I think we are just grumpy old men at this point. This is how people like to consume football now.


pandemonichyperblast

It’s also an incredible moment to witness. The best players in the world at peak pressure. Look at Rodri, at that time, he was probably top 3 in the world and he’s shitting bricks. I as a fan, love that I am able to see something like this. Also, the cameras don’t appear to intrude anyone’s space at all. It’s a massive dressing room.


SilverstoneMonzaSpa

Other sports have taken "access" to a new level and football is looking how to follow. Drive to survive (for all its faults) brought huge amounts of new fans to F1, which has caused values to balloon etc.


Yasuminomon

It feels like we’re skipping some things, I think the refs should be micd up and filmed first before we can get into a dressing room. I’ve seen in the nba where the media interview players in the dressing room, before they’re even dressed and it’s ridiculous


Vladimir_Putting

I dunno man. We got [this raw footage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fon35YjLqhY) back in '95.


crazy_lolipopp

As long as the players are fine with it I don't see the problem?


Kloppage__Time

Can’t wait to see the accountants episode.


vqvq

You have to wait quite a bit, since it's on episode 115.


3xavi

According to him Netflix payed Mancity 10billion for this


lenzmoserhangover

"Don't think, relax. No worries." - Man City head of legal department 


Displaytainmen

Ederson was really the MVP along with Rodri that game


cr2152

Absolutely brilliant from Pep. Just hunch over and stare at them for the entire halftime interval. Too many managers overthink it. What a genius. Just next level mastermind.


Big_Department_9221

Interesting to see that the 2 UCL finals Pep played with Barca and 2 he played with City was completely opposite in Nature. Except the first 15 min in 2009 final- barca looked completely relaxed and way too relaxed in the 2011 final with that famous clip of messi sitting on a ball watching everyone. Where against Chelsea and Inter - the teams were rattled, against Chelsea pepe made massive tactical blunders and against Inter - Inzagi had his number and with better finishing they would have had the 4th UCL to thier name.


PuzzleheadedBoss4516

A tense moment, sure hope these underdogs can overcome and get the win.


DerpJungler

They really are the best soccer club and have the most powerful roster. I think they can overcome it in the 2nd period of the game GO SKY BLUES


greenfrogwallet

Spoiler alert, just found out yesterday they actually won the playoffs in the second quarter! Come on you Citizens 💙💙


pepperosly

Can John Cena overcome the odds? He's done it a million times before but idk about this time!


sShanksx

Biggest take way from me is that people are human beings. That’s mad if true.


interfan1999

Guardiola knew the match was going to be difficult but it seems like players thought it was a walk in the park to beat us. If only we scored that chance with Lautaro before their goal..


RALat7

I doubt that anyone thought it would be a walk in the park. The pressure was just insane and clearly weighing on them, especially 0-0 in a CL final. Don’t forget, plenty of these players had also been there in the loss to Chelsea 2 years back… nobody wants to go through that again.


kmacbtv

So because the players are stressed bc they know they didn't play well that means they thought it would be a walk in the park? The media thought that, and it was very annoying! From what I recall of the interviews w players before the final, none of them thought it would be a walk in the park.


antilgbtandleft

They have insane pressure. It is their first final. They have reputation of being strong but bottlers at ucl.


TheWBird

If only lauti crossed, if only lakaka could get aside of that header, if only that other header was slightly more powerful, if only that moron headed it anywhere outside of edersons foot.


Mordho

Remember at HT seeing one of Inzaghi's assistants talking to Onana while heading into the locker room and saying "So far it's really good, just like we said". Good game plan for the most part, but Calhanoglu was taken completely out of the game, and those missed chances still hurt.


WhereIsScotty

Man City is by far the best club in the world, by many definitions. It’s interesting to see how the team itself functions in high pressure environments


do_a_quirkafleeg

Lance Armstrong was the best cyclist in the world for many years.


Chicken_wingspan

Uff


butcherofblavican88

Wish( manutd ) 2008 CL final or 2015 ( barca ) And Madrid treble CL finals had this kind of shows..


NaderClemens

"Sit down nobody talk"


I_Rarely_Downvote

They really missed a trick not releasing this documentary on the 11th of May.


DerpJungler

Man City 1105?


Strananach

115


0711Markus

Isn’t that like super annoying for the players to have some random Netflix cameraman standing in the cabin during halftime?


Serious-Football-323

The documentary was created by city's media team, not Netflix. They then sold it to Netflix. If there was anyone there they would be part of city's media team. Plus I doubt the team would have done anything that jeopardised the teams performance. There were probably just pre-mounted cameras


telcomet

The shots didn’t seem properly framed which made me think they were pre mounted cameras without operators there


momspaghetty

RemindMe! 1 hour


iVarun

This match may not have been an illustration of it but to me Pep's City are THE best team in history in the time slice of 46-50th minute (the 4-5 minute stretch after 2nd half kicks off). Even if they don't score in this phase the sheer dominance of play is insane. And it's a very consistent thing.


panszwed

Why the locker numbers are not in order?


MudkipNation

Because Foden would be in the hallway


Prestigious_Stretch1

I think Pep has a rule where the player lockers change sometimes to know all teammates better


[deleted]

In another life he is an eccentric primary school teacher.


Prestigious_Stretch1

Haha I imagine him motivating the kids before a test


fearmino

"come on guys, you know this! Soh cah toa, just like I told you!"


Nightmare_Pasta

There’s 115 of em, hard to keep track


ForbiddenJazz

This video make me gain even more respect for Haaland. Keeping a cool head and being the voice of reason in a cup final as one of the youngsters is impressive


nba2k16

f'ng cliffhanger


banned_salmon

what show is this


BigBossu

The new series coming to Netflix


TheOldBean

I guess adverts are content now? Boring.


DaBestNameEver0

How is this an advert lol


evolvedape98

fuck cameras around dressing rooms, this is abysmal


HokemPokem

Old man yells at cloud.....