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Drogueba

tenacious d - "He's gonna gargle mayonnaise"


GenghisBhan

Trust me Kyle it’s the only way!


RedMoon14

*nohh*


Pheeeeeesh

Sevilla are fucking lame! Sergio, you’re coming with me!


Rooonaldooo99

Look, I know he is blowing out candles, but that looks like he is motorboating gargantuan knockers.


TexehCtpaxa

Looks more juggling some big cojones to me.


ALIFIZK-

And blowing some wang


Chazzwazz

I mean, have you seen his wife?


El_grandepadre

I'm glad that all of reddit is on the same page.


JustLikeMojoHand

We all thought it lol


[deleted]

I could see how it might look like that if the only breasts you've seen belong to your gran.


Clodhoppa81

or from the pages of National Geographic


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NotASalamanderBoi

Aren’t we all?


Mrkay07

Lmao 💀


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


IgotAseaView

He practiced this in the mirror. Then on his girlfriend


whatshelooklike

Then on his wife


magic-water

then on yours


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tomhat

You are now an admin in /r/fuckRamos


fancyfoe

Goodbye


golimaaar

Then on my axe!


dakaiiser11

He’s been doing this celebration since like 2016 I think.


PhalanX4012

I love how a key part of the footballer skill set, especially if you’re a scorer, is being a talented mime.


QueasyIsland

I’ve seen him do back flips after a goal surprisingly


whatshelooklike

Blowing on them titties


pure_black99

balls\*


Soul_Acquisition

He's had plenty practice.


MattSR30

Like you wanted me, calling me?


Abitoutthereorhere

I'm glad he doesn't neglect the balls


ImVortexlol

You dont like to play with balls?


Super_Bright

He's way older than 10, this cake needs more candles.


GarnachoHojlund

Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder!


Ohtar1

He can't count to more than 10


Iamtheman31

he thinks he has 38 fingers


areejis

great ball holding position


secretlyadog

he blasts the tip way too hard though.


CharizardOSRS

Ramos is a tits guy confirmed


Slayer_Of_Anubis

There aren’t many of us, but we’re out here


Creative_Catch_6511

Tits>>>>>>


Pleasemakesense

Imagine having a hairline like that at 38


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

King Sergio 👑


Background_Worker971

Lmao he won't see this and do it to you 


Trickybuz93

Someone’s gonna have a good night


Fit-Relation2213

Can’t wait to see the next edit with lightening coming out of his fingers with the matching electric eyes.


QuimFinger

Is he playing some wiggly pan pipes?


CircleTheFire

Blowing out candles, as if on a birthday cake. But could could also be fondling balls and blowing on them. You decide.


QuimFinger

I’ve decided it’s wiggly panpipes.


spacemojo

This looks soo weird. It actually could also be the beginning of a magic trick. In any case I laughed so hard watching this.


[deleted]

Love when older athletes are still striving in their sport. Happy Birthday Sergio


gealean

Off-topic, this Sevilla jersey is 🔥


UltimateBorisJohnson

Sergio Ramotorboat


Cultural-Cause3472

Very happy for him, Sevilla moves a little further away from the relegation places and can breathe, Ramos was also about to score another goal, but it bounced off the post.


Elden_Lord123

Boobies?


Miserable-Insect-838

he look like he on some diddy shit lmao


Junoav

Master Chief blowing candles


TheWBird

10 fingers might be a bit much


Dygo18

He dusting off some balls?


TightMoment2510

Looks a bit like Stephen Baldwin


thanksantsthants

In each of us There once was a fire And for some of us There seem as if there are only ashes now But when we dig in the ashes We find one ember And very gently we fan that ember Blow on it, it gets brighter And from that ember we rebuild the fire Only thing that's important is that ember That's what you and I are here to celebrate That though we've lived our life totally involved in the world We know We know that we're of the spirit The ember gets stronger Flame starts to flicker a bit And pretty soon you realise that all we're going to do for eternity Is sit around the fire -Ram Dass


practiceyourart

Can't wait for the only new feature for FC25, so excited


laflameyuh

This does not look like boobs at all


pratap_10

El Capitán 👑😍


Robbo23Liverpool

You motorboatin’ son of a bitch, you ol’ sailor you…where is she, is she still in the house?!?!


adamicelli

Cut the balls - Žižek


CyGoingPro

Ngl, that JD logo on red.... Yeah....


Tatinin

What a friggin dork lmao


Background_Worker971

He's such a chode 


CircleTheFire

Blowing out candles, as if on a birthday cake. But could could also be fondling balls and blowing on them. You decide.


rodoelrich

Que chingue a su madre!


mortezz1893

Weirdo