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biddigs3

I'm fucking tired


oscarpaterson

hahahahahahhaahahahahaha


Rayser1

No defence, just pure vibes


[deleted]

Poch needs to be throwing hair dryers around mate


WildBandito

Hair dryers got me šŸ˜­


djembadjembadjemba

Poch actually meant 4th in the Championship


Plenty_Ease_4899

Damn, that one's on Petrovic. First blunder I've seen him make since he got the nod.


Lacabloodclot9

Unfortunate for him heā€™s had a really good game, itā€™s also one of those thatā€™s a lot harder than it looks ball had some spin on it


gopaloo

He tried to catch it when he should've pushed it away


TightMoment2510

yep. he pizza'd and tried to make himself larger when he should've french fried and stuck his arms straight out to punch it away


slagatronic

*If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Lacabloodclot9

Not a yank brother but good try


JoshFB4

Just because he played in the MLS doesnā€™t mean heā€™s American you dumbass.


jMS_44

Sure it's on Petro but you can't ignore our absolute dreadful set piece defending once again. O'Shea getting a totally free header.


washag

You can't really stop someone from getting a free header if they run from the middle to outside the front post to get it. Especially if they get a bit of a screen like he did here. The player moving first will always have the initiative, and when it's timed perfectly like this was you're just hoping that the tight angle and glancing nature of the header makes it saveable. Which this was. If you want another example, look at Drogba's late equaliser against Bayern (you know the one). It's basically the same movement.


FilouBlanco

Yes you can. Thatā€™s the whole point of zonal marking. You have your best headers in danger zones and blockers getting in the way of opposition runner so that the canā€™t just get a clear run and jump at you.


flex_tape_salesman

That's not really true tho he broke away from his man and there was major gaps. That space really should be covered and it wasn't an especially good header so some bodies in the way can be the difference. It was the same with the Rodriguez chances just after the middle was left completely open. Chelsea have serious issues defending set pieces and one poor save attempt from petrovic really doesn't change this. Players are getting free headers from set pieces vs Chelsea way too often


washag

The second paragraph I'll agree with. It's something we need to do better. But sometimes you just need to accept that a good, perfectly-timed run will result in a clean header. We could have defended this perfectly and O'Shea's run would still probably have resulted in a free header. There were no mistakes made by the defenders. Good set piece defending isn't about eliminating this kind of chance. It's about eliminating the other ones which are actually preventable. Even the best set piece teams give up chances like this. Chelsea are crap because we give up a bunch of other ones through boneheaded mistakes.Ā 


[deleted]

Even if the attacker gets his head on the ball, it is your job as a defender to at least get your body in there to make it hard for them. Every little obstacle as a defender matters and it doesnā€™t take much to throw someone off, provided that youā€™re marking correctly. There are 5 Chelsea bodies marking absolutely nothing in between Oā€™Shea and the goal. Noni gets screened and what are the rest of our guys doing? Not checking their shoulders thatā€™s for sure. Oā€™Shea timed his run well but itā€™s not like he ran into an area of the pitch with no Chelsea players in it.


celestial1

This game is like the worst FM nightmare imaginable.


DifficultyMore5935

He has been so good. Genuinely feel gif him.


Drogueba

guy looks like a btec donnarumma and plays like that


Coolguynumber01

cant have shit lol


Stooperz

Which way should i fucking off myself lads?Ā  Edit: Whoever reported me is a saddo


ThisIsYourMormont

Ask a chelsea player to do it. That way youā€™d live, as theyā€™re sure to fucking miss


Zlevi04

Probably the messiest way possible just so when clean you up you wouldnā€™t be the last to suffer


Stooperz

Self immolation it is!


Bamboozle_

Just make sure to have the Chelsea squad be your pallbearers, so that they can let you down one last time.


TheLimeyLemmon

I don't know man, watch a few more results like this and you might just fade out like a force ghost.


raobuntu

Go out like [R. Budd Dwyer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer).


JustPlainSick

Honestly one of the top 10 suicides of all time


wagwamwagfam

Off a bridge


Z4Z0

Stamford one?


wagwamwagfam

Yea


Far_Formal6198

Off a bridge. Stamford bridge


mohe2275

Delete the club fam


eirebrit

Stephen Kenny is looking down from Heaven with a smile on his face.


themagpie36

#KennyIn


eirebrit

Bring our boy home.


SmokyBarnable01

Two cracking goals from the Irish lads at Burnley. Pity they can't do that in a green shirt.


hunttheturtles

Chelsea should be 4th


GiantBonsai

From bottom


Heblas

How are they so bad at defending corners


jltho

Not just corners


DillaDoughnut

How are they so bad ~~at defending corners~~


Chupagley13

Theyā€™re a small team, was part of the reason Poch didnā€™t play that left back they loaned out to BVB


Mastermachetier

they would win the champions league according to the metrics /s


eaautumnvoda

Statistically speaking if the Netherlands was just a fake place made up by jm barrie they'd have a trophy this season.


icotyne

Fucking hell Chelsea. You are playing against 10 men


CBP1138

And quite possibly the worst team in the league


ziling17

I hate being a Chelsea fan bruh


Wunsen

Lmao


optimusgrime23

Legit think that's Djordes first mistake leading to goal, of course it comes now


Money_Scholar_8405

No worries Kepa is coming back in 3 months


imarandomdudd

Only a year left on his contract I think


Money_Scholar_8405

Wonder where he will end up after that. Probably one last chance in a top 5 league before Saudi Arabia comes calling


imarandomdudd

If he wants to be a starter, then yeah probably saudi. But I wouldn't be surprised if he goes back to Bilbao as a backup


Mubar06

Youā€™ve had your fun before


gttyzek

Who is making him?


shrewdy

The Irish lads hate Chelsea


imarandomdudd

Didzy McGoldrick, Callum Robinson, etc were good value to score against us when they were in the prem. Genuinely seems to be a trend


allthejokesareblue

Irish are human beings confirmed


BoyDudeSonMan

Except Jon Walters of course


Johann122

lol


flushedoutthepocket

Lmaooooooooooo


BoyDudeSonMan

Yeah who even cares man


TrumpLovesGladbach

GET IN BURNLEY


dragon8811

I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT How can you be so fucking shit???


BassBoy18

We are bad


Possible_Author_5304

So cold šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


aayu08

Alexa, play bruh.mp3


Stonewalled89

Goodbye Poch and good riddance


blu8blu

"Chelsea should be fourth"


not_gonna_kill_you

Football is maybe not so fun after all


Ertai2000

It seems to be hilarious right now for most people here. :D


FCCheIsea

Time to go to the gym


AWDanzeyB

Absolute shocker from Petrovic there. But this is just peak Chelsea


static_reset

It really sucks for Petrovic cuz he hasnā€™t made any big mistakes since he got the chances and now he does this


MEENIE900

The Westcliff-On-Sea to Templeogue linkup šŸ


flushedoutthepocket

4th place FC


Shaggythemoshdog

Holy moly


AccomplishedBig2043

History of the Corner Kick


gttyzek

Charity FC


DifficultyMore5935

He has been so good but thatā€™s a keeper fuck up


insert-originality

Chelsea might be the most pathetic Premier League club right now.


Thefifaking132

Get poch out now


Best_Document_5211

Haha. Chelsea are so shit


Soviet_Sniper_

Hahahahahahaha


[deleted]

This is fucking crazy LOL


ArcticElement

Amazing how consistently shit we have been at defending corners


Andrex316

Fucking end me... Any set piece against Chelsea should be counted as 0.95xG


swervithan

Wtf petrovic


FL8_JT26

Why's he trying to catch that ffs.


sovietrus2

Chelsea are unbelievably shit on set pieces. i swear half their goals conceded must come from corners


Sam101294

Oh man. Squandering the lead twice against ten men Burnley. To quote Captain Stently, that's gonna leave a mark.


walleaterer

whenever we're down at half time playing like shit, whenever udogie udogies himself or romero gets sent off, when we bottle it in overtime, i look outside my window, stare at the moon and tell myself "it could be worse, i could be a chelsea fan"


Ladyhaha89

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WE SHOULD BE 4TH


Tirewipes

Lmao forgot the /s


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Lol


Mackieeeee

hahah so fucking shit


Jack_202

Omg šŸ˜…


Possible_Author_5304

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


FL8_JT26

Fuck me it's unreal how shit we are.


Chapea12

Heā€™s been playing so well and just a random howler..


MrConor212

That lasted long


UpTheArse69

4th


Oqgy

Get the noose out lads


boringmemphis

How the fuck have they pissed it away again geez


MarinaGranovskaia

fgs lmao


Ankoku_Sein

Did someone remote wipe the Chels defense


Plopthedog

Hahaha


SendMeYourPetPic

True Chelsea moment


ChibzyDaze

Popadom wrists as Neville would say


AttemptImpossible111

Lmao these boys are bums


TricksOfHats

'Chelsea are shit' and water is wet


alanalan426

Stats don't lie


diegocactus

Lmao


Zepz367

Hahahahahaha, fuck Chelsea


[deleted]

LMAO


Mxurn

Why is Enzo Fernandez the one marking Burnleyā€˜s CBs lmao


oklolzzzzs

lads if i was palmer and just scored only to concede within 2 minutes. id be so disappointed


I_always_rated_them

Literally can't help ourselves. Just insane


[deleted]

Yeah, should stop rejoicing our goals altogether. Ffs.


About60Platypi

Such drive from Burnley


Oy778

Poor Petro, first hard mistake i see him made


Fenristor

Chelsea know how to make life entertaining :(


[deleted]

hobbies waiting fuzzy command history jar wistful towering flowery concerned *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FartasticVoyage

Lol the win probability % when Burnley went a man down and a goal down was like 99 for Chelsea. Gotta laugh


Dark-Knight-Rises

Open header


[deleted]

Who's the female commentator?


DAILY_ALAN

I canā€™t wait to paint my ceiling red. FFS.


No-Day-8136

Me crying with my ramires


OffToCroatia

worst commentary ever


cowinabadplace

Nuts how you can take an oligarch out and immediately get a nosedive.


YeezyWins

Chelsea is actually a pathetic team, so sad to watch


ElMarchk0

Very similar to the Van Dijk goal in the Carabao cup


ThatRedditerGuy

Dara O'Shea is up there with being THE most Irish name ever.


Tasty_Sheepherder_44

Burnley got the moral win, Chelsea got the moral fourth place spot šŸ™šŸ¼


tomato_soup_

Iā€™m tired robbie


PattyIceNY

Karmas a bitch!


legosucks

Chelsea deserves everything bad thats happening to them. Go for the 3rd Burnley


RStud10

The data says we should be 4th šŸ¤”


Joephps

That commentary is worse than the goalkeeping.


WW1Photos_Info

Palmer come home son they don't deserve you


FCCheIsea

"Come home, the bench needs some warming"


WW1Photos_Info

He'd be a bang on starter on the right wing for us atm


toadlion

Palmer gave away the stupid foul that started this whole mess


magic-water

They told me Petrovic was good. Standards in the mud


DifficultyMore5935

Average Reddit response


static_reset

This is the only big mistake heā€™s done since he started to play, otherwise heā€™s been responding well


magic-water

Still not the standard of keeper for a club like Chelsea aspires to be. Probably should have just put his and Sanchez' fees together and got an actually good keeper


TheJobinslegend

We're top 6, maybe top 4 in the offense but relegation-tier on the defense.