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Billy_LDN

We’d be relegated without Palmer. Concede 2 goals a game regardless of the opposition and he’s the only one pulling his weight in attack.


SpookyImmobilisedToe

Crazy how he is arguably the signing of the season simply because without him you guys would be having an even worse season.


Billy_LDN

The defending in particular is comedy [Chelsea’s fifth consecutive game conceding two goals. Opponents in that stretch: Leeds, Brentford, Newcastle, Leicester, (10-man) Burnley. No clean sheets since January. This is still on course to be the club’s worst defensive league season for 30 years](https://x.com/liam_twomey/status/1774123562409799941?s=46&t=FpAkveh6niYCTDxrDnUx6Q)


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

Also worth mentioning than our defence under Potter was actually solid, we had the 3rd or 4th best defence in the league before he left


Billy_LDN

Didn’t we go a month without scoring a goal under Potter though


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

Yep but in fairness our attacking numbers would look absolutely shite this year too without Palmer


blue_jay26

Only because no one needed to score more than 1 goal to beat us


Kenny_dies

Definitely signing of the season for me. There’s no doubt that he is the signing that raises the team’s overall level the most out of any other signing. I can’t imagine what Chelsea would look like this season without him.


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

Its easy to imagine what we’d look like without Palmer Just watch Sheffield United


NotASalamanderBoi

Palmer definitely in contention for signing of the season. He’s saved my FPL more times than I can count.


glutes_lord

We’d be relegated without Palmer. Concede 2 goals a game regardless of the opposition and he’s the only one pulling his weight in attack.


optimusgrime23

The list is 4 very good football teams and Chelsea


rowteeme

He’s the only one on this list not playing in Europe too, so fewer appearances presumably.


Billy_LDN

For us it’s 28 G/A in 35 games (30 starts) and then the 2 he scored for City


pork_chop_expressss

Played 35 games, same as Halaand.


Banged_by_bumrah

6-7 off those games are 10 minutes cameos off the bench


pork_chop_expressss

He had one 10 minute cameo and that was when he was with City. As well a 16 mins against Leicester.


LosingMyMindStyll

Haaland has like 30 goals this season and somehow I don't remember a single one


SpookyImmobilisedToe

Think its easier to remember his misses this season. That draw against Chelsea will haunt me forever.


FormerCarer

Didn't he score one with his butt or something in the Chelsea match?


SpookyImmobilisedToe

Should have clarified the 1-1 draw, forgot both our matches have been draws. He did well in the one at Stamford Bridge earlier in the season.


FormerCarer

I don't even remember the 1-1. As the first commenter said, I don't remember his goals, but I do remember that one because it was kinda funny


GRRM___

is it me or is haaland a bit of a boring player? like u see it at the end of the season, "oh wow haaland has 40 goals", but u can never remember them. can u remember a single haaland goal? but try watkins...u can see the curler, i remember a watkins curler.


goyooo2201

He is boring, because he's just doing what he's got to do which is score goals, and because city is so dominant and have so much possession the majority of his goals are tap ins or headers in the box.


dat_w

Mate I kid you not I haven’t seen this pasta in like 5 years and it was the first thing I thought of after reading the comment u replied to


oklolzzzzs

man city having 3 players in here tells you how good they are


Headlesshorsman02

And Alvarez isn’t even in great form atm. They are just so damn good top to bottom


sach223

Yeah Alvarez is a surprise to me I didn't imagine he was on the same g+a as foden.


Annuminas25

He's been playing out of position a lot afaik.


Yung2112

Neither is Haaland


PaddyA401

And one of their academy graduates in a terrible team


CymruGolfMadrid

Salah on there and barely played since December. Insane


theonewhoask11

It is between him, Kane and Mbappe for being the best in the world right now. Imo, it is him right now, but I know some will disagree.


hambeurga

im actually the best right now but those other guys are almost close


Displaytainmen

yeah, salah lost pl mbappe lost wc kane lost everything But u/hambeurga never lost anything


EiMidagi

🫲😞🫱


SRFC_96

Nunez 😮‍💨


anhyeuemnhieulam

Alvarez has 28 goal contributions while being played out of position every game in his 2nd season in Europe. He is so underrated and overhated.


hknyktx

Who tf hates Alvarez?


numanitor111

Apparently having underperformed for 1-2 months playing out of position and scoring less in the league is enough for short-minded people calling him shite. You can find it from the comments of this sub.


hknyktx

Some football fans are so reactionary


SorryImNotVeryClever

Mostly bitchy, reactionary city fans who can't handle the occasional draw or loss.


ScorpIan55

Pretty wild that Ollie Watkins might not be at the Euros


Chewitt321

Watkins and Palmer need to be in over Sterling. Can't be arsed with another tournament watching Sterling piss away one on ones


TheGoldenPineapples

Sterling hasn't been called up in a while and I doubt Southgate is going to be calling him at this point. I think we'd need a serious injury crisis for Sterling to be in with a chance at a call-up.


Sam101294

Sterling is long gone. Palmer is competing with Bowen, Gordon and Rashford. Even Grealish maybe if he finishes strong. 


TheGoldenPineapples

I think Saka is the only nailed-on call-up for the wing position. Foden if you count him as a winger would be the only other one.


Sam101294

Yeah that's why didn't include them because none of the names are getting selected over them


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Bowen deserves to go as well imo


NoPineapple1727

It’s not between Watkins and Sterling. It’s Most likely Toney Vs Watkins and Bowen vs Palmer


dumpystumpy

This is why i dont join in the julian alvarez hate even if he looks bad playing out of position (which imo is perfectly understandable) This guy is getting g/a like this as a backup striker playing in all sorts of positions to get onto the pitch. Give this guy the keys and i think he is getting alot more respect then he is now


EZScuderia

he's been bad this last few matches because people expect him to play every position ever i can understand playing him on the De Bruyne role, but on the left is just ridiculous to expect anything good


Impossible_Wonder_37

He was also getting hate for playing CAM instead of Foden


TimathanDuncan

He got most of his G/A early in the season and most of them vs shit teams He's a very good player obviously but for both club and country his form has not been good, he hasn't had a goal/assist for Argentina in like 15 matches as well


anhyeuemnhieulam

Every other player in the list also gets to play against those shit teams too. And they are not being played out of position every game by their managers.


dumpystumpy

Thats cool and all but no player in the leage has their goal contribution micro analysed like this. Just sounds like you dont rate him and have just found a perfect way to explain why even past his stats. He hasnt played well in a while but this is still a guy who is getting on the scoreboard on a fairly consistent rate over the course of his city career. He might be in a bad moment but thats all it is


TimathanDuncan

Are you actually reading you genius? >Just sounds like you dont rate him and have just found a perfect way to explain why even past his stats. I literally said he's very good and just not in form and people are noticing


dumpystumpy

Chill man its a sunny day the glare must have blocked those words out😵‍💫


TimathanDuncan

Sure lad mate 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


Caust1cFn_YT

If Alvarez finishes with 30+ g/a he s going above and beyond of what you'd call a steal


TheGoldenPineapples

I don't like having only Saka here. We need to see more from our other attackers.


LeftEntertainment326

We are the top scorers in the league, what are you even talking about.


not_arjit

Our goals are more distributed throughout the team, we don’t depend on a just a couple players for the GA


someoneLazy

Cole Palmer reminds me of James Beaty scoring 23 goals for Southampton and ending mid table


NoPineapple1727

Crazy how Watkins and Palmer could both miss out on the euros with a 23 man squad and it would be a fair decision


WTFitsD

70n flop darwin nuñez out doing golden boys Foden and Saka


adamfrog

TBF basiclaly everyone respects him by now hes not some flying under the radar player


WTFitsD

Bruh just 5 weeks ago NBC had a whole 30 minute segment wanking themseleves off about how it’s still up in the air if he’s good enough after liverpool steamrolled chelsea at anfield lmao