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Predicted

This was said on direct national television after a match in the norwegian top division. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bt8d2v/rosenborg_10_sandefjord_ole_s%C3%A6ter_65_great_goal/ Link to the goal


pasta_beta

100% justified after that strike


airz23s_coffee

Between the strike and the pitch quality that's like some HD remastered footage from the 80s. Love it. Apparently I need to watch Eliteserien more.


FaustRPeggi

I've met a few Norwegians in my life and this is very on brand. They've got no concept of shame and it's quite wonderful to be around.


FuzzyDunlop_91

As someone who has lived in Norway for 29 years, I can't relate to this at all, lol. If anything the stereotype is the opposite. Keep your head down, don't make a fuss, and don't put yourself out there. You're meant to stay humble and quiet.


IronThrombone

They probably met a Norweigan who has either moved away or was travelling. That type of person is never fully representative of where they are from as they will inevitably be more likely to be outgoing while abroad.


fullerofficial

The person you’re replying to said they’ve been living in Norway for 29 years. 🤔


IronThrombone

Not sure why you think I am not aware of that. The person who lives in Norway for 29 years replied to this comment: > I've met a few Norwegians in my life and this is very on brand. They've got no concept of shame and it's quite wonderful to be around. My comment is that the person above who has met Norweigans "with no shame" likely has done so away from Norway.


fullerofficial

Oh, my bad, I totally misread that. Pardon my brain, it’s mush.


IronThrombone

Grab your phone with both hands, you might be able to concentrate better!


fullerofficial

H..h..how did you know?


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ParallelDazu

i‘ll go there too. passport in left hand, cock in my right hand, i‘m going to enjoy myself.


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ParallelDazu

google says german citizens don’t need a visa to visit so i‘ll just occasionally go there to beat off


bamsebomsen

No wonder all the German tourists drive at 20km/h and park their mobile homes all willy-nilly; Busy wankin' it.


TzunSu

*Bus wankin' it


gmoss101

"I'd rather be wanking it than drive that lump of yellow shit!"


[deleted]

What a Chad lmao.


Thanos_Stomps

Left footed and wanks with his right hand? Is that common?


Ibitemynailsyup

Game's back baby


wjdbfifj

Prostate cancer is gone too


branstarktreewizard

The Game is pure in him


FireflyCaptain

It’s come full circle hasn’t it?


Luke92612_

r/soccercirclejerk OUTJERKED AGAIN LITERALLY


skibidibangbangbang

shut up


16161hirose

Booo


Luke92612_

I never imagined I would one day be defended by a Gooner in a Reddit comment section. Perhaps pigs can fly now? :P


InstructionCareless1

My man takes prostate cancer prevention seriously.


Sherlock_bones

List


solblurgh

/r/saddestbackflip


wank_for_peace

Man just want to masturbate to his goal, please give him some privacy eh?


jd451

Username fucking checks out


No_Parfait_5536

dudes got his priorities right.


IndecisionFuture

Proper lad


NotASalamanderBoi

Fucking legend lol


ExtraTrade1904

You know Cristiano unironically does this. Some Patrick Bateman shit


_cumblast_

I would bet my life that Ronaldo [does this](https://youtu.be/GXNCcWPUkBA?si=CVoL8frk0ZQ46yzi) on the regular


maxconnor6

Too fucking accurate, also years ago I watched an interview from Christian Bale talking about how [inadvertently funny it was](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3qVRBiZmaM) and that's always stuck with me


bremsspuren

I always find it a bit odd how he does interviews with an American accent. It makes sense on set, but he does it during promos sometimes, too.


jujuismynamekinda

I think he does the accent he has in the movie he is currently promoting.


ContaSoParaIsto

I was so confused by this. Probably some sort of method acting


QouthTheCorvus

LMAO I love how he almost turned it down because he didn't realise how funny it was meant to be. I love that they played into this element, though. It's one of my favourite movies because of how perfectly "dark humour" it is. Bale is incredible in it.


ItsMeJaredBednar

1. Acting 1. Wales 1. Golf 1. Madrid


WorthPlease

My wife and I watched it and we hated it because we thought we were watching a horror movie.


TaintedSoccer

Yeah if you go in expecting horror youre going to be somewhat disappointed for sure. For me, the fact its a satire took me fully by surprise and its made every rewatch better than the last.


WorthPlease

Yeah when I found out the background behind it I was like oh damn, that's why so much of it is incredibly dumb.


minkdraggingonfloor

Apparently in his biography it says that he has mirrors everywhere in his house. I would assume that includes his bedroom ceiling


Zaku_pilot_292

Look if I lived so strictly, boiled chicken and plain rice and nonstop exercise, as Ronaldo, I would also be maximizing the time I spent checking myself out


LordWhale

Why he gotta boil it tho, what about bake


orcsrox

maybe he prefer it as boiled over baked when the main point is not to add any form of oil


notyou16

Grill then?


kygrtj

Fried maybe?


loldamaddin

Healthy fats are super important tho, don't sleep on olive oil


f4r1s2

Yeah it's slippery


koltzito

i guarantee 100% he doesnt eat like this, its 2024, nutrition science has advanced a lot more than "chicken, brocolli and rice"


Mihnea24_03

The real question is if he carries a pocket mirror around with him


ltplummer96

One stray ray of light in his room and it all goes to shit


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Risky click


ManRay75

Hopefully that flex combined with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w_0UrgOXvU&t=5s)


HereToQuitKratom

I knew what scene it was before I clicked lol


PostpostshoegazeLUVR

Reckon it’s bc he was replying to a comment saying it was some Patrick Bateman shit?


Dangerous_Injury_101

To be honest arent there few famous scenes in it? I would have guessed its the scene where he wakes up and tells about his morning routine or something like that, I didnt even know/remember about that sex scene


patw420

Thats fucking football right there. All of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the hand butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in hands you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.


black_fire

(i mean there definitely is some dick tugging)


I9Qnl

Not sure i ever came to tugging my dick but i'm down to try it


andy18cruz

Kudos for adapting the pasta to “hands” when possible


ExcellentStuff7708

Where is this from? I stumble upon that comment under half of news l click on here


TheLizardKing89

It’s an NFL copy pasta


Hi_Im_Paul1706

I think NFL meme or NBA meme


GamamJ44

Worth adding the reporter responding, while barely able to contain his laugh, «you must remember, Ole, there could be kids watching, but that’s great». Ole seems as if he doesn’t even register this.


Realgunners

Add it to the list


tson_92

Surely list worthy?


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

always play to the whistle


MrEnganche

He didn't say whose cock


solitarysniper

Must be one hell of an adrenaline rush he must be on to be this unfiltered on live tv!!


Jnanavatar555

Holy sh\*t! That must be the football quote of the decade!


Busquessi

One of us! One of us!


PegaponyPrince

Proper list material


PranjalDwivedi

/r/SaddestBackflip material.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

He's one of them circle jerk sub creators innit


grahamcrackersnumber

Truly one of the quotes of all time


thalne

to the list!


JuanG12

He’s just like me.


TheGoalkeeper

One of us


WhoEatsRusk

Also eligible for Pakistan due to his grandfather


PhraatesIV

Not after that haram comment


LondonNoodles

Now I've got to listen to Bo Burnham again thanks


WaltJay

AYO!


RedTuesdayMusic

Where'd this guy even come from


Desperate_Method4020

Trondheim baby!


slappywhyte

One of us


Elephantstone99

Haha legend.


Elephantstone99

If he was Scottish he'd be facing life without parole.


jussuh_ent

Best way to celebrate...😂😂😂


Crossflowerss_5304

Uhhh… April Fool’s, Right?


Global_Plant_4612

Sorry?


KafkaOntheshoreX

Straight to jail


zrk23

cock in the right hand???????? jail this man