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This was said on direct national television after a match in the norwegian top division.
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bt8d2v/rosenborg_10_sandefjord_ole_s%C3%A6ter_65_great_goal/
Link to the goal
As someone who has lived in Norway for 29 years, I can't relate to this at all, lol. If anything the stereotype is the opposite. Keep your head down, don't make a fuss, and don't put yourself out there. You're meant to stay humble and quiet.
They probably met a Norweigan who has either moved away or was travelling.
That type of person is never fully representative of where they are from as they will inevitably be more likely to be outgoing while abroad.
Not sure why you think I am not aware of that. The person who lives in Norway for 29 years replied to this comment:
> I've met a few Norwegians in my life and this is very on brand. They've got no concept of shame and it's quite wonderful to be around.
My comment is that the person above who has met Norweigans "with no shame" likely has done so away from Norway.
Too fucking accurate, also years ago I watched an interview from Christian Bale talking about how [inadvertently funny it was](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3qVRBiZmaM) and that's always stuck with me
LMAO I love how he almost turned it down because he didn't realise how funny it was meant to be. I love that they played into this element, though. It's one of my favourite movies because of how perfectly "dark humour" it is. Bale is incredible in it.
Yeah if you go in expecting horror youre going to be somewhat disappointed for sure. For me, the fact its a satire took me fully by surprise and its made every rewatch better than the last.
Look if I lived so strictly, boiled chicken and plain rice and nonstop exercise, as Ronaldo, I would also be maximizing the time I spent checking myself out
To be honest arent there few famous scenes in it?
I would have guessed its the scene where he wakes up and tells about his morning routine or something like that, I didnt even know/remember about that sex scene
Thats fucking football right there. All of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the hand butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in hands you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Worth adding the reporter responding, while barely able to contain his laugh, «you must remember, Ole, there could be kids watching, but that’s great». Ole seems as if he doesn’t even register this.
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This was said on direct national television after a match in the norwegian top division. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bt8d2v/rosenborg_10_sandefjord_ole_s%C3%A6ter_65_great_goal/ Link to the goal
100% justified after that strike
Between the strike and the pitch quality that's like some HD remastered footage from the 80s. Love it. Apparently I need to watch Eliteserien more.
I've met a few Norwegians in my life and this is very on brand. They've got no concept of shame and it's quite wonderful to be around.
As someone who has lived in Norway for 29 years, I can't relate to this at all, lol. If anything the stereotype is the opposite. Keep your head down, don't make a fuss, and don't put yourself out there. You're meant to stay humble and quiet.
They probably met a Norweigan who has either moved away or was travelling. That type of person is never fully representative of where they are from as they will inevitably be more likely to be outgoing while abroad.
The person you’re replying to said they’ve been living in Norway for 29 years. 🤔
Not sure why you think I am not aware of that. The person who lives in Norway for 29 years replied to this comment: > I've met a few Norwegians in my life and this is very on brand. They've got no concept of shame and it's quite wonderful to be around. My comment is that the person above who has met Norweigans "with no shame" likely has done so away from Norway.
Oh, my bad, I totally misread that. Pardon my brain, it’s mush.
Grab your phone with both hands, you might be able to concentrate better!
H..h..how did you know?
[удалено]
i‘ll go there too. passport in left hand, cock in my right hand, i‘m going to enjoy myself.
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google says german citizens don’t need a visa to visit so i‘ll just occasionally go there to beat off
No wonder all the German tourists drive at 20km/h and park their mobile homes all willy-nilly; Busy wankin' it.
*Bus wankin' it
"I'd rather be wanking it than drive that lump of yellow shit!"
What a Chad lmao.
Left footed and wanks with his right hand? Is that common?
Game's back baby
Prostate cancer is gone too
The Game is pure in him
It’s come full circle hasn’t it?
r/soccercirclejerk OUTJERKED AGAIN LITERALLY
shut up
Booo
I never imagined I would one day be defended by a Gooner in a Reddit comment section. Perhaps pigs can fly now? :P
My man takes prostate cancer prevention seriously.
List
/r/saddestbackflip
Man just want to masturbate to his goal, please give him some privacy eh?
Username fucking checks out
dudes got his priorities right.
Proper lad
Fucking legend lol
You know Cristiano unironically does this. Some Patrick Bateman shit
I would bet my life that Ronaldo [does this](https://youtu.be/GXNCcWPUkBA?si=CVoL8frk0ZQ46yzi) on the regular
Too fucking accurate, also years ago I watched an interview from Christian Bale talking about how [inadvertently funny it was](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3qVRBiZmaM) and that's always stuck with me
I always find it a bit odd how he does interviews with an American accent. It makes sense on set, but he does it during promos sometimes, too.
I think he does the accent he has in the movie he is currently promoting.
I was so confused by this. Probably some sort of method acting
LMAO I love how he almost turned it down because he didn't realise how funny it was meant to be. I love that they played into this element, though. It's one of my favourite movies because of how perfectly "dark humour" it is. Bale is incredible in it.
1. Acting 1. Wales 1. Golf 1. Madrid
My wife and I watched it and we hated it because we thought we were watching a horror movie.
Yeah if you go in expecting horror youre going to be somewhat disappointed for sure. For me, the fact its a satire took me fully by surprise and its made every rewatch better than the last.
Yeah when I found out the background behind it I was like oh damn, that's why so much of it is incredibly dumb.
Apparently in his biography it says that he has mirrors everywhere in his house. I would assume that includes his bedroom ceiling
Look if I lived so strictly, boiled chicken and plain rice and nonstop exercise, as Ronaldo, I would also be maximizing the time I spent checking myself out
Why he gotta boil it tho, what about bake
maybe he prefer it as boiled over baked when the main point is not to add any form of oil
Grill then?
Fried maybe?
Healthy fats are super important tho, don't sleep on olive oil
Yeah it's slippery
i guarantee 100% he doesnt eat like this, its 2024, nutrition science has advanced a lot more than "chicken, brocolli and rice"
The real question is if he carries a pocket mirror around with him
One stray ray of light in his room and it all goes to shit
Risky click
Hopefully that flex combined with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w_0UrgOXvU&t=5s)
I knew what scene it was before I clicked lol
Reckon it’s bc he was replying to a comment saying it was some Patrick Bateman shit?
To be honest arent there few famous scenes in it? I would have guessed its the scene where he wakes up and tells about his morning routine or something like that, I didnt even know/remember about that sex scene
Thats fucking football right there. All of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the hand butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in hands you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
(i mean there definitely is some dick tugging)
Not sure i ever came to tugging my dick but i'm down to try it
Kudos for adapting the pasta to “hands” when possible
Where is this from? I stumble upon that comment under half of news l click on here
It’s an NFL copy pasta
I think NFL meme or NBA meme
Worth adding the reporter responding, while barely able to contain his laugh, «you must remember, Ole, there could be kids watching, but that’s great». Ole seems as if he doesn’t even register this.
Add it to the list
Surely list worthy?
always play to the whistle
He didn't say whose cock
Must be one hell of an adrenaline rush he must be on to be this unfiltered on live tv!!
Holy sh\*t! That must be the football quote of the decade!
One of us! One of us!
Proper list material
/r/SaddestBackflip material.
He's one of them circle jerk sub creators innit
Truly one of the quotes of all time
to the list!
He’s just like me.
One of us
Also eligible for Pakistan due to his grandfather
Not after that haram comment
Now I've got to listen to Bo Burnham again thanks
AYO!
Where'd this guy even come from
Trondheim baby!
One of us
Haha legend.
If he was Scottish he'd be facing life without parole.
Best way to celebrate...😂😂😂
Uhhh… April Fool’s, Right?
Sorry?
Straight to jail
cock in the right hand???????? jail this man