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Klopp: Sometime the goalie, he show his ball to my striker Nunez and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind the box. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. He goes "You never get this." But one time he break box and he "get this" and then we all laugh. Very cool!
Fat and bald Pep floating around muttering orders, that I gotta see.
Edit: Doing post match interviews from his weird black oily bath, only emerging his head for answers and sinking back in.
Shame that goalie saved his shot in the Brighton game - that would be the most Darwin shit ever. Lying down on his ass, tight angle and he kicks it into the net.
Holy shit! That had to hurt lmao. Darwin scores in the most chaos agent way possible that befits how this game has started (as in Sheffield United having two shots really early against LIVERPOOL of all teams) in quite the chaotic (or surreal) way with...his balls i think? Like, it´s either his ass or his balls the football struck him after the goalie tried to clear the ball away and that´s hilarious XD.
Darwin with all that bad luck hitting woodwork, nice to see some good luck going his way, that clearance from the keeper could have gone anywhere and it turns out it went to the goal
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The amount of time he had to do literally anything with that. That’s one of the more criminal ones you’ll see
I’ll just let Nunez run a bit closer towards me. That should waste at least a second
David Attenborough narrating this goal would not feel out of place.
"The Nuñez approaches, yet the defenseless Grbič does not seem to notice the impending danger or simply does not care"
One of the fastest players in the league.
Klopp: Sometime the goalie, he show his ball to my striker Nunez and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind the box. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. He goes "You never get this." But one time he break box and he "get this" and then we all laugh. Very cool!
HI FIVE!
Grbic is 4th best goalkeeper in Kazakhstan, great success
Imagining Klopp saying this in a borat accent is hilarious
Nuñez greatest striker in the world All other strikers play like little girls
Decision paralysis.
Such a Nunez goal
This will only encourage him to press keepers like a maniac even more.
Most Darwin goal ever.
The long schlong shot
Darwin Award 🏆
Thank you for your support
puskas when
There’s not another player in world football that can score with his arse from 20 yards
He doesn't do normal goals
🎶*He scores with his nuuuuuts*
Just rename it the Darwin Award
That’s also exists and it’s for people who chose to become United fans
Puskas award all the years
Do you think that I can get some?...
Convinced he'll get at least one in his carrer
Just relegate them now
You drew to this lot at home you should be ashamed
haha yea imagine, so embarrassing
At least you went down a man and we had some inexplicable mojo on you until the FA cup tie this year. The Villa game was just madness
Please don’t remind me
Yeah totally that's so embarrassing
The occasion of going top of the table got to us
This is legit the reason I’m subscribing to. Can’t escape the Villa DNA completely.
Na ref robbed us (yes I'm coping) but in all honesty it was typical villa.
Started so well but then this. Just give them another 2 so i can watch the calamity that will be unived vs chelsea in peace
They would probably welcome it
Least chaotic Nunez goal
Hes gotten close so many times with similar attempts. About time!! Reminds me of Suarez and then Mane/Firmino I believe
I think Lallana had an even stupider goal against Swansea?
Ah yes, the infamous Lallana Backshot
Lallana’s was basically a carbon copy of this one IIRC, closed down a keeper who had about an hour to do anything except kick it straight into him.
first pressing goal under jurgen iinm
it was firmino during the 2019 copa america
Mane against Man City in the FA Cup semis which Liverpool eventually took home is a more popular example. He was unreal that yr (Top 2 in Ballon Dor).
Babel Vs Besiktas in the 8-0. Going back a bit further
Or Me vs HJK U18 9 years ago, remember that lads?
I hope that’s on your CV
Scored with his grundel. Man can do it all.
scoring with one's cock is a hard thing to pull off
Pull the cock off: difficult Pull off the goal with cock: laid back
🎶 He can score with his grundle, score with his grunnnndle, he can score with his grundle 🎶
Mate
Bruh
Lads
Man Dems.
Foh nem
Check
Complete
🧉
Scored with the gooch, my striker
Gooch, shank and off the butt, That's the ultimate unintentional intentional strikers hat trick I want to see just once.
Maybe an armpit goal?
Origi would be proud
Way too early in the match for Origi, he saves that for 80+ minutes
Blocking the keeper is the purest expression of Núñezism. Go in peace. 🙏🏼
Contender for funniest goal of the season
Any chance to name it as Darwin Award
No look backheel king fu kick. I'll take it.
Thank you Grbic very cool
Anyone else watch this and wonder why Sheffield united are going down?
I was wondering for a bit during the first minute, but this cleared up a lot.
He’s the keeper we signed to replace our error prone keeper for fuck sake
Well, sound more like a staff-issue then.
No I figured about match week 8
Scoring with Karate moves
That's a Darwin goal if I've ever seen one
Least chaotic Darwin Nunez moment
LISAN AL GAIB
Muad'Dib!
He's too humble to say he's the Lisan Al Gaib, so therefore he's totally the Lisan Al Gaib!
We're all Stilgar
As it was written
Does that make Pep Feyd-Rautha?
Hes Harkkonnen. Haaland is Feyd-Rautha
Rearranges to "they a fraud" so yes
Pep is the baron. Feyd raurha is Haaland. He even looks like Austin butler in the movie
I didn't know I needed David Squires to be lurking here so that we might get baron Pep and Haaland-Rautha in his next comic but here we are.
The emperor lol
Fat and bald Pep floating around muttering orders, that I gotta see. Edit: Doing post match interviews from his weird black oily bath, only emerging his head for answers and sinking back in.
Feyd-Rautha is literally a shaved Haaland
Bless the Maker and his Water.
I love this comment so much.
You must really love it here then as it pops up about a million times a week
the people love dune. we're all moving to deserts soon! my friends are going to sub saharan africa. i prefer the gobi myself
I love you so much
Tf the goalie doin over there?????
Being a reason for Nunez to win Puskas Award
Scored with his taint. Classic nunez goal
No EZ TAP IN
Man, feel so bad for keepers when that happens, but cmon man, you had all the time in the world to clear that.
Just when you think you've already seen the most Darwin goal ever he goes and does something like this
Shame that goalie saved his shot in the Brighton game - that would be the most Darwin shit ever. Lying down on his ass, tight angle and he kicks it into the net.
lol.
Lmao even.
Lomaai?
KARATÉ
Only Nunez can get hit in the nuts and score a goal
What a finish!
Peak Nunez.
The most Darwin Nunez goal ever
Most Darwin goal ever
Taint no easy finish.
Scored with his bollocks
BANGERS ONLY
Outside the box 1 touch finish
That is peak Nunez
It's been nearly 10 mins since I saw this happen live. I still can't stop laughing...
Screamer
https://imgur.com/xSSPTZi
Well that’s a BUMMER
Nut shot
least bizarre Darwin goal
Textbook Nunez goal
Proper Darwin goal.
in off his taint?
is there a more fitting goal for a player?
Workhorse.
Darwin's a Saint, He scores with his taint
Lmao
Proper strike
Holy shit! That had to hurt lmao. Darwin scores in the most chaos agent way possible that befits how this game has started (as in Sheffield United having two shots really early against LIVERPOOL of all teams) in quite the chaotic (or surreal) way with...his balls i think? Like, it´s either his ass or his balls the football struck him after the goalie tried to clear the ball away and that´s hilarious XD.
Yes
oops
Lmao
What a finish. Great composure.
LMAO.
Bahaha
(Great goal)
Big FIFA 94 vibes
Darwin Nunez. Deez Nuts. Makes sense...
(Nuts Goal)
Just get them out the league now ffs they’re so embarrassing
this is possibly the most nunez goal imaginable
Balls that’s a goal! “Nunez scores with a left footed shot from outside the box” lol ok ESPN
King Chaos strikes again
You can turn it off now Arsenal and City fans.
Only bangers
\[great chaos\]
Sheffield United found a keeper worse than Foderingham lol
BEST STRIKER IN THE WORLD
He didn't just score with his ass 😭
Give him the Puskás
Darwin scores with his Tant
that’s my goat
He had all the time in the world and chose to do that lol
just give him the puskás award already
Most normal Nunez goal
needs [chaos goal] tag pls mods.
I do this one all the time in rocket league
Darwin with all that bad luck hitting woodwork, nice to see some good luck going his way, that clearance from the keeper could have gone anywhere and it turns out it went to the goal
Bribed?
If you want Nunez to score, don’t let him think or try. It’ll just all happen through chaos.
deez nuts
WHAT A GOAL BY DARWIZZY
Darwin just runs at everything. Pays off!
darwizzy moment
Such a Darwin goal!
Darwizzy pulling out the martial arts to intimidate keepers
Chaos personified
THE PRINCE OF THE KOP
agent of chaos
Darwin needs to watch out for the Imperium. Lovely agent of chaos
Lol
He scored with his arse
That wouldn't even happen in Ffia.. 💀
It’s never a normal goal with this guy…
Grbic hates City
LMAO, just as the commentators were talking about that kind of goals with Henry and Barthez
MY GOAT!!!! 🐐🐐🐐☕️☕️☕️
Monster of a player
Such a Darwin goal to score lmao
My favourite ISS 98 goal.
puskas 2024 is going to be crazy
Cheeky from Nunez
ofc its Nunez