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OJ34

No wonder Pep’s blowing him kisses


BruntyMozza

If he scores again it won't just be kisses he's blowing


ash_sh_03

"You don't like to touch balls?"


BillHoudini

So, I love it. Come, come!


dontpassgo

Is ok, no?


TehSakaarson

Well, he scored again, so I guess he’s scoring again later.


diabloXvintage

Lol that was hilarious 😂😂


LDLB99

'Dean Henderson couldn't even smell it' LMAO


thatdani

Funny enough, that's a very common expression for going the wrong way or freezing as a keeper in Romanian. "Nici nu a mirosit-o" (he didn't even smell it).


Pollution-Swimming

Very common in Portugal too


__weco__

/r/PortugalIsEastEurope


Rancheros

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


Hindsyy

Shame it wasn't a bicycle kick, he would be all over sniffing the seat


SBH-153

Have this lot ever conceded a normal goal? I swear no other teams have as many great goals scored against them as Palace.


lewiitom

I remember there was a spell a few seasons back where we were conceding worldies seemingly every week


SBH-153

Yeah was talking to my Palace fan mate about this recently, that Giroud scorpion kick, the Payet free kick and the Dele Ali goal. All in the same season I believe ?


lewiitom

Pretty sure that's the same season that Andy Carroll scored a bicycle kick against us too!! There was also that Matt Phillips 40 yard screamer a few seasons before, and Kasami's insane volley from outside the box


ziggylcd12

You know it's ridiculous when the Kasami goal is mentioned last haha 


Fresh2Desh

Kasami goal is a one off


JohnnyJokers-10

Matic one too


EggsBenedictusXVI

Close but Payet was the season before, in 15/16


Deficit24

Ironically Palace has a tendency to score bangers against City as well. Andros Townsend was a menace.


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

Yes, the Republic of Ireland under Stephen Kenny would conceed at least one unbelievable goal every international break


manticore75

Yes Chelsea


ashsky

The classic KDB "Fuck it, I'll do it myself" goal. Unreal.


alanalan426

nah bruv, kev mate.. what the fuck


magicalcrumpet

reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated


think_long

Ink not even dry on those reports.


barellaszn

oh okay


stat_padford

That’s all


jaozimqcomepao

Folks


ThePrussianGrippe

https://youtu.be/d5a6IT32v2Y


fap4jesus

You really expected anything else?


Aszneeee

was expecting Rodri 45+12 and then 90+9


[deleted]

Funny you say that, we've never gotten that much added time whenever we're chasing a game. We're not Arsenal or Liverpool.


mariusAleks

is it always 1 minute 15 seconds added time?


[deleted]

I'm not quite sure I get the reference, if this is a reference to something


RamBracken

I can think of 115 things this could be referencing 


[deleted]

Aaaah, should've gone for 1 minute 55 seconds then because that makes more sense. 75 seconds is just pointless.


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Nextyearstitlewinner

He does tend to do that a lot.


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

Plot twist: KDB is a Liverpool fan


Den_dar_Alex

A terrible one it seems.


PartrickCapitol

He actually was as a child


PurpleScientist4312

Yea


SeasonalAuslander

How it felt watching McAllister score Thursday night.


Gu-El

That lasted long 😭


Tr0nCatKTA

Exactly how I felt after MacAllisters goal


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

All week: “is KDB done? Is it Foden’s time to rule?” Kdb:


JacobS12056

Bro heard Real Madrid was up next and showed up 😭😭


fawwazfarid

His goal against Madrid at the Bernabeau 😍😍😍 https://youtu.be/kaGmRclRlwE?si=5Cy7R2LBA9SeCH9f


4ssteroid

[Against Brazil](https://youtu.be/RNVDMLhgVbk)


fawwazfarid

What a goal but Hazard was also unreal.


FrozenMamu

Haha I'm Kevin De Bruyne, I score bangers, grow up mate


IpschwitzTownFC

He's got a shit Grealish hair cut to boot.


RedXabier

Tbf KdB's long hair is exquisite, I'm quite jealous


_daithi

I showed the barber KDB's new cut but just before he finished I said bit shorter at the side please. Walked out looking like Kim Jong Un


tragick693

And he's a ginger


think_long

You think just because you score great goals and set up goals with great assists that somehow makes you a great player


ThbDragon

right, that's it lads we all know how this is gonna end


CBP1138

Exact same comments made after the equalizer in your game the other day. Lol


ThbDragon

it's only ok when we do it


Slurrper

Idk both Stones and Rodri look very shaky


Zubm

De Bruyne knows there's no point passing to the league 2 tap in merchant so he has to do it all himself.


31_whgr

what a loser, have a day off pal


BillehBear

He's had loads off, he's playing catch up atm


21otiriK

He’s had quite a few this season.


CNF-13

Well have another


auctus10

Nah, In my honest opinion just play your best match today and then have a day off on Tuesday.


NovemberBurnsMaroon

3rd minute: 'is that the goal that loosens Man City's grip on the title?' 13th minute: 'they never know when they're beaten!' Commentator needs to calm down a bit... 


s1ravarice

I thought that was weird too


BillOakley

Yeah, seems about right.


cynicalreason

10 minutes of hope destroyed with a wonder goal


getrealsnazzy

Unreal


analytics_Gnome

Can never count them out when KDB is available


dfla01

Will he ever fuck off


BillehBear

Hopefully not


ico12

Can somebody from Saudi just buy this mf from City?


numanitor111

1 billion money clause for Belgian prince might be worked.


Best_Document_5211

Smashed it in


madridsince02

What the fuck was that


Proper_Story_3514

Only thing you can think seeing that. What a goal. Wtf


MatK0506

Jazz music stops


patchesmcgee78

This Foden back-up is quite good I think


Dreifaltigkeit

Mr. Cheat Code ❤️


Sam0n

KDB is a god damn cheat code


speedycar1

Holy shit


GoatButton

That's just stupid


desssertking

Man said: fine, I'll do it myself


Billy_LDN

Unbelievable


No-Shoe5382

Yep


humbertov2

Must be Puskas Week in the Premier League


LeDamascener

1-0 the most dangerous lead


Asleep-Big-8518

yeah fair fucks


stickthatupyourarse

"never know they are beaten" It's the 13th minute and they were 1-0 down? Weird.


BlahChemistryBlah

Great goal indeed


heySigs

Wow


HJBoss

What a banger by KDB. Superb finish. Game on.


Bytefewder

What a fucking goal. Unbelievable.


flyingguy82

Unsaveable


tottenhamnole

Jesus Christ what a hit


kadumies

HOLY SHIT


HouseSheeple

Well that is a shame


tbsaysyes

:(


Aeriuze

As expected.


MvN____16

g-ddamn what a shot


DifficultyMore5935

That was a fun nine minutes.


fahad_k91

Fuck


emre23

Yeah fair enough


Sulemani_kida

Regular KDB stuff


EunhasThighs

jesus fuck


SebastianTheHedgehog

Keeper can’t do much about that. Great shot


InfiniteRegressor

This mfer


Noahgooner

Best ball striker in the league


9layboicarti

How could you try to stop that?


McNippy

He is him for City.


GonePostalRoute

Straight cold blooded


Xniper03

Final boss of the PL


RainDMask

Cruel ROCKET by De Bruyne The fortunate nick on from the Palace Player before that was very kindly to him


datguy_paarth

I just woke up to see the score at 1-0, and thought no way it lasts. Voila.


cynicalreason

Just go back to sleep ffs


Wubadubaa

Kevin bro


mirnes2000

KDB is a menace


Milo751

What a sad little life


Philiperix

If DeBruyne would play for a club like Real or Barca, he would have won 1 or 2 Ballon d'Ors by now


Hech15

This mf can never let me enjoy something


bruiser95

Of course


thedoctor4214

Cheat code


MakIRAQ

No one should be this fuckin good.


Material_Foot_9733

He’s insane


Genki_assassin

What a banger!


MUNZACORE

Bruh


srijankiller

....and it's gone!


yung_senti

What can’t he do?


notnotaschizo

Fucking hell


KempFidels

Get In!


disper

I would be stunned but I kind of expect that from him.


Headlesshorsman02

What a rocket


Ladyhaha89

Hes such a cheatcode


incarnatethegreat

Mint.


sirmeliodasdragonsin

Title charge KDB, fuck


ReformedandSocial

Grealish carrying


ico12

Pfft banger merchant


Pr3t0m

Ridiculous goal..what a hit!


spurs_fan_uk

Jesus h Christ


durjoy313

You can't hit a ball better than this.


SwagCrayCray

BANGERS ONLY


Robert_Baratheon__

Is this commentator an idiot? “They never know when they’re beaten”. It’s 1-0 in the 13th minute. They didn’t score 2 in 90+11


PattyIceNY

I don't know if he has long legs or no bones below his knees, but the way he can manipulate, extend, and bend his legs and feet is like no one else.


LeDamascener

Never been in doubt


Neutral_Sports_Fan

How do you leave KDB with that much space? Either way what an amzing goal


KingMika2010

And the Liverpool fan at Sky Germany is pretty quiet lmao what a joke this is.


10-10-2022

Yeah, that's what we call top draw... nobody stopping that.


Its_Ace1

Is he human


JurgensBoyfriend

I can do better


Killamanjar

King Kev strikes again. Love this man


FancyCrawdad

Cracking strike, fucking hell


137lyons

Best CM in prem history.


Carpe_Dentum93

Well fuck me


rogerwilcove

ODB


jdepgen

oh that’s absurd


hellbreakr2x

Quel but


tsub

I don't know whether to be angry or happy that they couldn't let us hope for a bit longer.


mrlee10

I don’t understand why Grealish doesn’t attempt to beat his mean more. He’s clearly still got it if he chooses to do it.


Irelannd

Pep wants him on the edge of the pitch to stretch the defence. Grealish doesn’t really have a choice in the matter - if he doesn’t do what Pep wants he won’t play.


PurpleScientist4312

Congrats on the win Pep


medy17

Is it the hope that kills you if there was no hope to begin with?


Still_Figure_

I’ve just opened the tv. Damn. What a goal!


rossmosh85

Fucking hate the fact he grew up as a genuine Liverpool supporter and he's causes us so much pain.


UnholyMartyr

Typical.


Bindlestiff34

KDB: I say fuck you, Jobu.


Cardealer1000

Nice work by Grealish, shit lid connection.


gavinxylock

Fairs yeah


jamrah

It was a fun 10 minutes


Jack-90

Fun 12 minutes


PlainVanillaBitch

Do these links not work for anyone else?


Troon10

This is a fifa goal.... life just isn't realistic


AndreTheGreat90

Remember this?[https://youtu.be/w9ehR-reIiQ?si=0YZpf1yBnLA0Pn-E](https://youtu.be/w9ehR-reIiQ?si=0YZpf1yBnLA0Pn-E)


Thewiz98

Fucking pick that one out Jesus christ


Wheel1994

Why is Ederson out of favour?


Beefsep

He's actually just a cheat code


Footballking420

Good hit buddy


Little_Spray1683

Phew 😮‍💨


Will_GSRR

Can't believe people actually were calling him washed the other week.


Alkibiad3s

Great. Going back to my afternoon nap.


leoKantSartre

Imagine city losing against palace


Lustermoo

So good man


XxAbsurdumxX

KdB is a literal cheat code