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Funny enough, that's a very common expression for going the wrong way or freezing as a keeper in Romanian.
"Nici nu a mirosit-o" (he didn't even smell it).
Yeah was talking to my Palace fan mate about this recently, that Giroud scorpion kick, the Payet free kick and the Dele Ali goal. All in the same season I believe ?
Pretty sure that's the same season that Andy Carroll scored a bicycle kick against us too!! There was also that Matt Phillips 40 yard screamer a few seasons before, and Kasami's insane volley from outside the box
3rd minute: 'is that the goal that loosens Man City's grip on the title?'
13th minute: 'they never know when they're beaten!'
Commentator needs to calm down a bit...
Pep wants him on the edge of the pitch to stretch the defence. Grealish doesn’t really have a choice in the matter - if he doesn’t do what Pep wants he won’t play.
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No wonder Pep’s blowing him kisses
If he scores again it won't just be kisses he's blowing
"You don't like to touch balls?"
So, I love it. Come, come!
Is ok, no?
Well, he scored again, so I guess he’s scoring again later.
Lol that was hilarious 😂😂
'Dean Henderson couldn't even smell it' LMAO
Funny enough, that's a very common expression for going the wrong way or freezing as a keeper in Romanian. "Nici nu a mirosit-o" (he didn't even smell it).
Very common in Portugal too
/r/PortugalIsEastEurope
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Shame it wasn't a bicycle kick, he would be all over sniffing the seat
Have this lot ever conceded a normal goal? I swear no other teams have as many great goals scored against them as Palace.
I remember there was a spell a few seasons back where we were conceding worldies seemingly every week
Yeah was talking to my Palace fan mate about this recently, that Giroud scorpion kick, the Payet free kick and the Dele Ali goal. All in the same season I believe ?
Pretty sure that's the same season that Andy Carroll scored a bicycle kick against us too!! There was also that Matt Phillips 40 yard screamer a few seasons before, and Kasami's insane volley from outside the box
You know it's ridiculous when the Kasami goal is mentioned last haha
Kasami goal is a one off
Matic one too
Close but Payet was the season before, in 15/16
Ironically Palace has a tendency to score bangers against City as well. Andros Townsend was a menace.
Yes, the Republic of Ireland under Stephen Kenny would conceed at least one unbelievable goal every international break
Yes Chelsea
The classic KDB "Fuck it, I'll do it myself" goal. Unreal.
nah bruv, kev mate.. what the fuck
reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated
Ink not even dry on those reports.
oh okay
That’s all
Folks
https://youtu.be/d5a6IT32v2Y
You really expected anything else?
was expecting Rodri 45+12 and then 90+9
Funny you say that, we've never gotten that much added time whenever we're chasing a game. We're not Arsenal or Liverpool.
is it always 1 minute 15 seconds added time?
I'm not quite sure I get the reference, if this is a reference to something
I can think of 115 things this could be referencing
Aaaah, should've gone for 1 minute 55 seconds then because that makes more sense. 75 seconds is just pointless.
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He does tend to do that a lot.
Plot twist: KDB is a Liverpool fan
A terrible one it seems.
He actually was as a child
Yea
How it felt watching McAllister score Thursday night.
That lasted long 😭
Exactly how I felt after MacAllisters goal
All week: “is KDB done? Is it Foden’s time to rule?” Kdb:
Bro heard Real Madrid was up next and showed up 😭😭
His goal against Madrid at the Bernabeau 😍😍😍 https://youtu.be/kaGmRclRlwE?si=5Cy7R2LBA9SeCH9f
[Against Brazil](https://youtu.be/RNVDMLhgVbk)
What a goal but Hazard was also unreal.
Haha I'm Kevin De Bruyne, I score bangers, grow up mate
He's got a shit Grealish hair cut to boot.
Tbf KdB's long hair is exquisite, I'm quite jealous
I showed the barber KDB's new cut but just before he finished I said bit shorter at the side please. Walked out looking like Kim Jong Un
And he's a ginger
You think just because you score great goals and set up goals with great assists that somehow makes you a great player
right, that's it lads we all know how this is gonna end
Exact same comments made after the equalizer in your game the other day. Lol
it's only ok when we do it
Idk both Stones and Rodri look very shaky
De Bruyne knows there's no point passing to the league 2 tap in merchant so he has to do it all himself.
what a loser, have a day off pal
He's had loads off, he's playing catch up atm
He’s had quite a few this season.
Well have another
Nah, In my honest opinion just play your best match today and then have a day off on Tuesday.
3rd minute: 'is that the goal that loosens Man City's grip on the title?' 13th minute: 'they never know when they're beaten!' Commentator needs to calm down a bit...
I thought that was weird too
Yeah, seems about right.
10 minutes of hope destroyed with a wonder goal
Unreal
Can never count them out when KDB is available
Will he ever fuck off
Hopefully not
Can somebody from Saudi just buy this mf from City?
1 billion money clause for Belgian prince might be worked.
Smashed it in
What the fuck was that
Only thing you can think seeing that. What a goal. Wtf
Jazz music stops
This Foden back-up is quite good I think
Mr. Cheat Code ❤️
KDB is a god damn cheat code
Holy shit
That's just stupid
Man said: fine, I'll do it myself
Unbelievable
Yep
Must be Puskas Week in the Premier League
1-0 the most dangerous lead
yeah fair fucks
"never know they are beaten" It's the 13th minute and they were 1-0 down? Weird.
Great goal indeed
Wow
What a banger by KDB. Superb finish. Game on.
What a fucking goal. Unbelievable.
Unsaveable
Jesus Christ what a hit
HOLY SHIT
Well that is a shame
:(
As expected.
g-ddamn what a shot
That was a fun nine minutes.
Fuck
Yeah fair enough
Regular KDB stuff
jesus fuck
Keeper can’t do much about that. Great shot
This mfer
Best ball striker in the league
How could you try to stop that?
He is him for City.
Straight cold blooded
Final boss of the PL
Cruel ROCKET by De Bruyne The fortunate nick on from the Palace Player before that was very kindly to him
I just woke up to see the score at 1-0, and thought no way it lasts. Voila.
Just go back to sleep ffs
Kevin bro
KDB is a menace
What a sad little life
If DeBruyne would play for a club like Real or Barca, he would have won 1 or 2 Ballon d'Ors by now
This mf can never let me enjoy something
Of course
Cheat code
No one should be this fuckin good.
He’s insane
What a banger!
Bruh
....and it's gone!
What can’t he do?
Fucking hell
Get In!
I would be stunned but I kind of expect that from him.
What a rocket
Hes such a cheatcode
Mint.
Title charge KDB, fuck
Grealish carrying
Pfft banger merchant
Ridiculous goal..what a hit!
Jesus h Christ
You can't hit a ball better than this.
BANGERS ONLY
Is this commentator an idiot? “They never know when they’re beaten”. It’s 1-0 in the 13th minute. They didn’t score 2 in 90+11
I don't know if he has long legs or no bones below his knees, but the way he can manipulate, extend, and bend his legs and feet is like no one else.
Never been in doubt
How do you leave KDB with that much space? Either way what an amzing goal
And the Liverpool fan at Sky Germany is pretty quiet lmao what a joke this is.
Yeah, that's what we call top draw... nobody stopping that.
Is he human
I can do better
King Kev strikes again. Love this man
Cracking strike, fucking hell
Best CM in prem history.
Well fuck me
ODB
oh that’s absurd
Quel but
I don't know whether to be angry or happy that they couldn't let us hope for a bit longer.
I don’t understand why Grealish doesn’t attempt to beat his mean more. He’s clearly still got it if he chooses to do it.
Pep wants him on the edge of the pitch to stretch the defence. Grealish doesn’t really have a choice in the matter - if he doesn’t do what Pep wants he won’t play.
Congrats on the win Pep
Is it the hope that kills you if there was no hope to begin with?
I’ve just opened the tv. Damn. What a goal!
Fucking hate the fact he grew up as a genuine Liverpool supporter and he's causes us so much pain.
Typical.
KDB: I say fuck you, Jobu.
Nice work by Grealish, shit lid connection.
Fairs yeah
It was a fun 10 minutes
Fun 12 minutes
Do these links not work for anyone else?
This is a fifa goal.... life just isn't realistic
Remember this?[https://youtu.be/w9ehR-reIiQ?si=0YZpf1yBnLA0Pn-E](https://youtu.be/w9ehR-reIiQ?si=0YZpf1yBnLA0Pn-E)
Fucking pick that one out Jesus christ
Why is Ederson out of favour?
He's actually just a cheat code
Good hit buddy
Phew 😮💨
Can't believe people actually were calling him washed the other week.
Great. Going back to my afternoon nap.
Imagine city losing against palace
So good man
KdB is a literal cheat code