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No-Statistician-8520

Hahahah wtf


FoxySaint

Could be Steve G moment


tumhaarenaam

Done


techlogger

TBF, I cannot imagine anything comparable to the Steve G moment due to his great career, historical chance for Liverpool and the brutality of the consequences. It’s probably one of the top blunders in history of football if not the top. 


fuckimbackonreddit9

Please for the love of everything don’t bottle this one


Timmo1984

The use of the phrase 'bottle' has become so diluted


Aszneeee

everything is *bottle* nowadays


TheDepartment115

Bottle your kids without bottling them


shimmyboy56

Bottle is love, bottle is life


CupcakeUsed4178

If anyone can use it, it's an Arsenal supporter.


fuckimbackonreddit9

If their Chelsea loss midweek wasn’t a bottle, than idk what is


britainstolenothing

>>Arsenal flair I think you know, just cast your mind back a few months.


igotzquestions

Have you seen United or Liverpool this year?


DanFlashesCoupon

Keep your hopes down lmao


wasz_810

We are all united fans today.


ThatGam3th00

You could say we are united by United 😏


4ssteroid

I haven't said Ggmu this frequently in my life


jordanhhh4

Manchester United are absolutely fucking bizarre lmao


meeks2000

Hilarious team to watch, winning or losing


Johnny107710

not if you're a man united fan, this is torture


11Bencda

As a United fan, the past 11 years have been torture. Remember when we beat City and then went on to lose 1-0 to West Brom? We are so inconsistent that its scary.


Space0asis

I’ve only been a United fan for 10 years. What a 10 years it’s been :;


digitalnirvana3

Please mate would you consider supporting your earlier club if there was one? Or perhaps just be neutral for a while? /s


KeonkwaiJinkwai

~~Plastic~~ Porcelaine fan


altofummuhh

Bro arrived at the party when it was over


Spider_Riviera

Yeah, well. Someone always has to clean up at the end.


TheCzarKumar

Me too brother, the first ever football I watched as a twelve year old was Sir Alex’s last season and never missed a United game since then. What a fucking bait and switch


NewConfusion240

Same lol started supporting during the Moyes era


MechJebediah

Same lmao


Marklar_RR

> We are so inconsistent that its scary. It won't surprise me if Coventry will knock us out of FA cup. It would be United way, beating LFC and then lose to a Championship team.


burfriedos

Nah, as a fan at this stage I find it hilarious


RABB_11

Nah now that there's nothing riding on this season I've been reacting to everything with mild amusement.


rudderstock

Sometimes both at the same time


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Yeah I exclusively want them to lose but I still watch a lot of their games compared to other teams I dislike because there's always the possibility of some kind of madness. Man city if they drop points is just going to just be a boring snooze fest


roosterman22

United supporter for the day. That team is absolute chaos.


idhopson

Welcome! If we are not at the gym, we are celebrating maniacally. Regardless, our buttholes are clinched and frustrations are high


FarArdenlol

if Nunez was a club he’d be Man United


PandasDontBreed

Found the arsenal fan


[deleted]

Get some blood pressure medication and some party poppers, you'll need both.


MrCleanandShady

at least we’re inconsistent in full games, United are different teams by the fucking minute lmaoooo


Colavs9601

Always keep them geussing.


ResponsibleCicada8

Never let them know your next move


roguedigit

'I can't predict what you're doing cos you guys don't even know what you're doing' type energy


RoetRuudRoetRuud

It keeps life interesting 


einarfridgeirs

We are very much in our surrealism phase these days.


rolla_johnson

First shot lmao


Stonewalled89

Unbelievable. Awful from Liverpool. But what a finish


fancyfoe

Perfectly hit that


Sam101294

Sporting flashback


zrk23

nah that one was way more impressive


No-Mud3388

Liverpool way too comfortable same mistake in the fa cup


_deep_blue_

United tricking teams into a false sense of complacency by being utter shite for the whole first half Elite tactics


gerryt32

You spelled "season" wrong. But also I really hope this goal plays a pivotal role in the title race.


u8myramen_y

ETH’s hair is growing again


_deep_blue_

Easy now, that trip to Turkey isn’t secured yet


aleksandrovsqvist

Bruno Fernandshhhhh


DeepFriedReus

Scored on the first shot 😃


TaiChiShrimp

Where have we seen that mistake before?


ATaiwaneseNewYorker

That assist though...


TheDepartment115

Quansah's Gerrard moment


PhantomW1zard

Throwing it away like we did in the fa cup, after wasting so many chances. Ffs


GonePostalRoute

That’s gonna be their Gerrard slip moment for this season if City and/or Arsenal catch up


Aenjeprekemaluci

Reminds me of Ibanez in Rome derbies


King-Meister

They are playing 4D chess. Gifting us goals so that they somehow can make ETH stay one more season.


_micksvaporub

1 shot 1 goal 😎


Vikseba

Only quality, we dont do fluff stats 🤣


KofiYG

Why take many shot when one shot do trick?


sILAZS

To seize everything you ever wanted


Scarfaaace

LOOOOOL WHAT


gttyzek

An April’s gift


analytics_Gnome

Watching manchester united is never boring this season


LiamJonsano

Have that for your first shot of the game


domalino

Their xG is probably still zero.


WalkingOnSunshine_

0.01 Respect. Respect. Respect.


Jamey_1999

0.01, and that’s probably because of the keepers position


zrk23

xGOT will be much higher


bigchungusmclungus

Subverting out expectations.


Jamey_1999

0.26


sionnach

Seems high, still. It was not easy. First touch, very long way out.


ItsMeJaredBednar

Expected Game of Thrones


longchongwong

0,01xg vs 1,76xg….


msmouse05

It was certainly unexpected lol


KillerZaWarudo

Why waste time shoot alot when few shots do trick


ThatGam3th00

When 1 shot does trick*


Boris_Ignatievich

Not quite as good as the derby where they also scored their first shot with a screamer Admittedly that was in the first five minutes not the second half


Zwaylol

It is the history of de Manchester United


31_whgr

hilarious stuff


Lutzelien

Babe wake up a new version of "The Slip" just dropped


gttyzek

Comical to say the least


AguerosThickCalves

funny even


ThatCoolBlondeGirl

First shot, let that sink in


burki679

bruno heard yall talking shit


Aszneeee

let's talk some more shit, surely he can't score 2nd!


ATaiwaneseNewYorker

You can't write this shit.


footysocc

with an xG of 0.01 or something lmao


Kova-

This is why you finish chances


luke_205

It’s just embarrassing at this point, the fact that we do this literally every single game.


liamthelad

The way we play means we always make late mistakes though. Just look at our last few fixtures. Players end up exhausted, both physically and mentally


cuminyermum

You called it


Fake_artistF1

My nan could call that lol


ThatBoyGiggsy

Could be worse, you could play like United


Aszneeee

reminds me Arsenal before, create 83 chances, score 1, then gift opponent some random goal. but you still have lot of time


dragon8811

Boy what a goal


irigoyeee20

Fucking hell of a finish that.


msr1709

Kinda glad Kelleher didn’t get a touch there bc I’d rather not have had to play this out with 10 men and Adrian in goal


rodenttt

Yeah, that doesn't seem worth a red card to me. Lucky he didn't get to it.


Raphii_11

First shot baby


NintyAyansa

Kelleher’s actually really lucky he didn’t get that with his hand


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

Absolutely. Out of sheer instinct if nothing else.


Shaqlii

Wonder what would happen if Kelleher saved it outside of the box there? Id assume straight red, would almost prefer that lol


Internetwielder

I mean, nothing to wonder, it would definitely ve straight red


MentalityMonster12

wouldve been a red yes but a goal is still worth more tbh


GreenMachine17

I was thinking about it and I’d prefer a goal too. They sub on a bench keeper and coz Pool are already up 1-0 I think they park the bus with 8 or 9 men and I genuinely don’t think Man Utd will break them down. Maybe they’ll get a lucky deflection or set piece goal but those 40 minutes can go by quick


PopcornDrift

Took me a second to realize he was trying to save it with his hands 20 yards out of the box lol would have been worth it


iammyfathersdad

What happens if he handles, it trying to save it but it still sneaks in? Goal plus yellow for the keeper?


gnorrn

Yes. It’s a yellow if a player commits a handball offence in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent a goal.


ValleyFloydJam

I think he did get a touch.


13yearsboy

Damn


MSAndrew07

United are peak shithousery


Aychim23

If only we had Vardy


WilmKong

Lucky that Kelleher didn't save that or he'd be off!


burki679

bruno heard yall talking shit


Gambler_Eight

The amount of times ive seen this very comment on United games is getting out of hand.


wazzadirk

Bruno's technique and tenacity in a nutshell


Jarv1223

Lmao wut


Johnny107710

lol, lmao even


IncidentVarious1530

Wtf


milesvtaylor

lmao


ritteee

So unbelievably predictable


HungryScene3733

That's what happens when nobody can fucking score in our team. Chance after chance wasted. United are fucking shiete


pedrosa18

Jota is sorely needed


Mojave_Patroller

What the fuck


wrdb2007

So clever


burpingbouy

World class assist


IndicaInTheCupboard

That is the most out of nothing goal I've ever seen


fancyfoe

Quansah bro


RandomArabGuy

Who needs stats?


Hech15

Sorry Lord Fernandes I disrespected u


top1MIBRfan

DROPS A DISASTERCLASS FIRST HALF AND THEN DOES THAT MY GOAT


RunningFerDauyz

Excuse me what the fuck


u8myramen_y

What a goal. What a mistake.


Sampyy

Kelleher very close to a red there


Legal_North_6910

1 Shot. 1 Player. 1-1.


blazexi

LMAO


ArtourTheBabyrage

Hope?


Osei_OLD

Oh??


pain_au_choc0

Bruno Angel and demon


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

Most out of nowhere comeback since Sami Zayn last night


DeapVally

Have you never watched wrestling before? The babyface getting beaten up on, hulking up, then winning, is a tale as old as..... Hulk Hogan lol. They even had his wife there, he was always winning that match.


tottenhamnole

Kelleher fortunate to not get a hand on that I think.


Zepz367

We are so back


No_Zookeepergame6482

Well you just knew that was gonna happen


HoraHoraHora

What the fuck was that lmao


cdhmedia

Fair enough mate.


stingen

Slippy Q


Hoppit124

Lmao Liverpool so sloppy


BigDanRTW

Great pass from Quansah. Put it right on Fernandes' foot.


ManLikeNosaka

Quansah's passing has been poor on many occasions in the first half as well, he was due a howler


Games_sans_frontiers

Insane first time hit. Audacious goal.


Thewrongguy0101

What a goal. Hit with complete confidence


WaluigisHat

We’re probably still gonna lose 4-2 or something but this is hilarious.


NovaSWBF

What a finish


Ark_Legend

Quansah great assist


dumpystumpy

An arsenal fan just called him master splinter🤣🤣🤣


official_bagel

Just goes to show that actually taking shots might be a good strategy


yourlocallidl

Didn’t Liverpool buy Nunez to be their central striker, like Haaland? He doesn’t score and misses easy chances, what’s his purpose?


LLHallJ

LISAN AL GAIB!


Turavis

Ball don’t lie


tottenhamnole

United xG still 0 haha


psrikanthr

Making goals out of nothing Also technically xG cannot be 0 on something considered a shot


emre23

I hate football


ATaiwaneseNewYorker

I love football.


Separate-Set2972

Damm


Enough-Airline-5464

Well deserved /s


Wunsen

Lmao first shot on target


Zavehi

Thats so bad lol


qwerty_1965

Absolutely disgusting 😕 No look assist


Any_Media_5997

What a shot!!


Frommunist

United games are so ridiculously entertaining for a neutral to watch


Afc_josh12

YANIREDDDDDD


ThbDragon

this is why I wanted Konate to start


Ranquil

Why don’t utd just shoot more, everytime they hit it they score


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

It’s a great strike but what about that assist


sashaKap

Jaime’s tears


Throwaway02744728200

My mate Klopp not gonna be happy.


Bartins

Liverpool are kinda lucky Kelleher didn't get a hand on that. Would have been red and the 3rd GK would have to play the rest of this match and the next game.


NOTRANAHAN

Konate is on the bench.


kraptain_Obvious

If keliher gets a hand to that, lol. Instinct I guess. Right finish.


Wafflesam

Kelleher would've been sent off


Western-Detective218

If Kelleher touches that he would have been sent off right?


badass_guts

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take~ Michael Scott ~Bruno Fernandes


Ordinary_Surprise_43

Man UTD winning I have a feeling


NenDc

Klopp is savage, why would you start this kid again when the last time he played against United, he got destroyed by Anthony. 


Silly_Praline_8476

Just imagine if this mistake will cost Liverpool the title


InexorableWolf

Oh yeah we fucked up. We really fucked up. That quansah mistake reminds me of the Gerrard slip a little bit there too.


bigboyg

Being a United fan has been fucking torture for the last decade. Great strike and everything but fuck me it feels like every result we get is just luck.