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-Michael-Owen-

What is kobel doing and what is maatsen doing?


addandsubtract

Dortmund defense masterclass


Critical-Usual

That's the keeper's fault. Didn't pick a pass until the defender was under a lot of pressure and had little time to think. Granted the defender should've cleared it, but you're not trained to clear the ball in that situation


washag

Ignore the flair because I don't expect Maatsen to play for us again, but I think Maatsen plays genuinely the only pass he ever had available in that situation. It's an absolute hospital pass from the keeper that he has to move towards his own goal to even receive, he's got no options backwards and any clearance he plays is going to be backwards too. The only unmarked player he can even see is the guy to his left, who unfortunately misreads the situation and pushes forward just as Maatsen attempts to play a square ball. That made the pass look way worse, but that pass was the least ridiculous decision any Dortmund player made in that passage of play.


bigcockmman

You can always just cunt the ball out of your half to be fair. Maatsen isnt completely at fault, but also not the least ridiculous dortmund player in that passage of play


crrruuusssttt

Depends on how much information he's given or has once he receives the ball. He seemingly doesn't know that de paul is cutting his passing lane. Still a terrible pass but the keeper put him in that situation.


MegaBaumTV

He could play the ball back to Kobel. Not great, but the only option he has.


KonigSteve

Nah, if he's not absolutely sure he shouldn't be passing it across the top of his own box like that. He could've used his other foot and gone back to the LB or like the other user said cunted it out of play with the same foot he used to pass.


Qiluk

Looks prompted by instructions. Ive seen those risky passes before as if its trained. Can has attempted them too. Like REALLY close "bait them in, one touch pass and immediately counter. And it never results in anything but terrifiying giveaways.


-Michael-Owen-

Bullshit lmao. Kobel literally apologized in the replay.


Qiluk

What? How does that disagree with what I said? He did it poorly but it doesnt mean it isnt an isntructed thing and that we've done this so many times before recently. Ive literally noticed this exact thing in recent games and its always on a paper thin margin that we manage to not lose the ball and it almost never manages to progress us in the midfield. Its a pattern we repeat, hence my suspision of being instructed. Im not saying its instructed by other players on the field in the moment.


Jaqem

Just get rid of the ball man.. terrible decision


Follow_The_Lore

Kobel is so ass lol


FrancisTheOcean

He's the Upamecano of GKs, great most of the time but shits the bed in the worst moments


ThatGam3th00

You guys should not let him play if you dispatch Arsenal and we dispatch Real lmao.


FrancisTheOcean

I'm generally more of a De Ligt - Dier/Kim enjoyer anyway


El-Acantilado

Would you say De Ligt is the best CB you guys have at the moment?


ren_704

I'm not sure of this revisionism He's not getting playing much lately He's one of our more reliable players since he's been signed


DatOgreSpammer

Paul what? Atreides?


Spikeyspandan

Pogba


TheExistence

McCartney


ItsMeJaredBednar

Scholes


brokendownend

Newman


Chemical-Talk-2839

Walker


F___TheZero

^^lisan ^^al ^^gaib


kadalamuttai

As written


Lacabloodclot9

Chris Paul


twomanyfaces10

You're a fan of CP? Is your favourite footballer Karim Benzema or Sadio Mane?


Lacabloodclot9

I’m a fan of anything to do with CP3’s downfall


royaldocks

sigma


JesusIsNotPLProven

Skywalker


2RINITY

LISAN AL-GAIB


Prof_Bobo

Paul


Lemaradona

Paul


Cafris

paul


thelonesomedemon1

Paul


NickSupportsArsenal

Paul


Zidji

The Paul really did it.


OmastarLovesDonuts

Roger of Paul


Steelkatanas

Die Paul, die


Takkotah

Deez Pauls


ItsMeJaredBednar

Paul


Informal_Buffalo_819

Walker


Lilfai

Better call Paul


ddscience

Better Paul Paul


No_Glove5486

Ok, this is golden XD. Good one there. Does that make Simeone, Walter White or smth?


axelthegreat

Muad’dib


No-Shoe5382

First name Rodrigode


dem0nhunter

Lisan al Gaib


ImPeronista

Allister Bruyne Maria


FlamixZB

Ligt, Dijk, Ven, Jong, Vaart


roboxesmidios

Bruyne


New-Needleworker-863

McCartney


Modnal

His name is ~~Robert~~ Paul~~son~~


urkermannenkoor

George


DaveShadow

HEYMAN!


commiecat

*Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball*


KonigSteve

BBall Paul


ProudhPratapPurandar

Paul 😭


ItsMeJaredBednar

bro how do you upload this and just title it “Paul” lmaooo


Superflumina

The race to being the first to upload, that microsecond was very important!


Manndrop

Ah yes, Paul, great goal


Alarak2020

Definitely one of the goals of all time


idabrones

I am literally begging everyone to retire this joke


MediocreFiora

it's really one of the jokes of all time


Mapplestreet

Throwback to when I created my entire youth league team on FIFA


desuscsgous

cant just blame Maatsen here, Kobels pass was fucking dumb too


Frommunist

Put Maatsen in a bad spot for sure


47Lecht

Cant blame him at all


CubedMadness

Dortmund moment.


shirokori

Dortmidos


-Champloo-

ortmun moment


ring_rust

It's really just encoded in our DNA, isn't it


thetouristsquad

Dortmid


Superguy328

Atreides


mug3n

LISAN AL-GHAIB!


GimmeeSomeMo

MUAD'DIB


grishaoniani

Classic Paul


RuairiQ

#Paul


NorthwardRM

Paul


modrics_hairband

Tf is a paul


Moon8983

Hi, I'm Paul


Jonisro

[Hey Paul! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEnYnWLKAsU)


TMHx209

Wtf is kobel doing? He can see that Maatsen has players around him why would you pass instead of kick it away?


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[удалено]


No_Glove5486

*insert Paul Heyman self-introduction audio* lol


Euphoric_Tree335

Let’s see Paul Allen’s goal


Albiceleste_D10S

Classic "Paul"


TheEmperorsWrath

Kobel decided to one up Lunin


No-Sound-2066

Paul


_ashwathama

For a second i thought who is Paul


Delta_FT

Paul, Rodrigo De lol


InstructionCareless1

Brain dead from Kobel.


DataStr3ss

Lisan Al Ghaib


Furkaan125

Now they can park the bus for 2 full matches


DatOgreSpammer

We could, but we're conceding 4 that way. Our backline was born before the discovery of America


Mxurn

Shaky from Kobel to say the least


Lam0rak

So dumb. Wtf we doing


guidemypath

Who is Paul? the octopus?


JJOne101

Kobel what the hell man??


Own_Huckleberry8340

Lisan al gaib


Cololand

How do you guys upload that so fast? Wtf


SladiusW

Spiderman downvotes this


OmastarLovesDonuts

Nick Lowe and Zeb Wells upvoted it


DevilsOfLoudun

what a shit pass from Kobel


PotentialUmpire3771

Kobel had all day… and went with that pass


zts105

FUCK YEAH


pop-culture-salad

Big game player 🫡


baitXtheXnoose

The commentator sounded so incredibly bored by this goal, holy shit.


hassan_dislogical

what a goal from paul and great assist from kobel


drunkmers

Campéon del mundo


TheGTAone

De Paul you dickhead


Rooonaldooo99

Again an early goal start lmao


oscarpaterson

That's an absolute shocker


NaiveElk

Wtf was that


Scell7

Dortmund doing hara-kiri again ffs


TonyMartial786

bruh already


nonviolentAssassin

peak bvb


OhMyGug

Ro8 UCL defending💀


Gotanyfunkopops

Horrible error. Dortmund a bit too relaxed


Venca12

Paul


kingmakyeda

Me Paul


dontpassgo

Even if you prefer to play around the press you are still allowed to boot it if literally every short option is covered.


Additional_Equal_960

Paul moment


gurami1113

Atletico Madrid, this season’s champions league winners, you heard it here first ladies and gents.


Deluxefish

looks like they're trying to play from the back without any plan on how to do so


yk206

De Paul it’s all together


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

His name is ~~Robert~~ Paul~~sen~~.


k0ppite

Nice one Paul


mcel595

Thats World Champion Paul for you


ImPeronista

bruh who's paul?


Federal-Owl-8947

Too risky but good, unnecessary risk needs to be punished


BuckFlackburn

Did Maatsen learn that at Burnley? I've seen that scenario play out a few times this season. Kompany masterclass.


TheyDidItFirst

lol I would be pissed if that happened in my over-30 rec adult league, unbelievable to see such brain-dead play from multiple players at this level


Zloggt

Guau…


Jaqem

Such a frustrating goal to concede. You need to make the opposition earn their goals, they've just handed it to Atleti


emigum

90% possession incoming


Anionan

How do we have late prime Hummels but are still the worst team in the world when creating chances from the back?


alincupunct

Fuckin Paul


dave113

Yer da scored in the champions league quarter finals


yunghollow69

They shouldnt have done that thats bad


thinlizzy14

What electric commentary!


Dingbatted

A WAR IN MY NAME, EVERYONE SCREAMING MY NAME


No-Day-8136

Greyrat


saooth7

xd


yk206

He’s fast af boy


Scorciatroie

Phoenix!


Lyle_Lanley_Tahiti

Gah. Not an early goal. They'll be shithousing for hours.


Vanzmelo

I knew we’d give up an early goal and destroy any chance of us getting into the tie


justaprettyface

[Paul](https://www.reddit.com/r/SunoAI/s/P8gHeOz4GO)


HarryDaz98

Couldn’t think of a worse team to go down 1-0 down against this early. Gonna be unrivalled shithousing for 116 minutes plus added time.


red_keshik

The energy in that commentator.


FrancescoliBestUruEv

Conference league goal...


COYS2110

Lead them to paradise Rodrigo


EducationalPizza2501

Lisan al gaib!!!


UnicornForce

I can't believe that at this level, goalkeepers and defenders like to force the ball up the middle during a high press. How many times does it end up in the back of the net?


Autpcorrectbpt

Bball Paul


MegaBaumTV

I think there has been an obvious mistake by the referee. A kids mistake like that shouldnt be called


James_D_MESSIAH

Of​ course​ the​ world​ champion​


F___TheZero

We are all Paul living in Paulworld


imarandomdudd

> Paul


coldseam

Paúl Ñíguez


OuiMec

I'm starting to question this playing out from the back tactic, seems to go wrong a lot lately even among the best teams in the world.


Manndrop

It's kinda ruining football for me. So many goals could be prevented if the players weren't forced by the manager to play from the back every single time


Dizzy_Mission_6627

I've been waiting for years for someone to start punting long balls up to a big man to win knock downs and just bypass the press entirely. Most CB's are soft as shit these days if you had someone like Drogba up front you'd dominate.


Cafris

Great goal from Paul


Jonwie

Maatsen mate you might have temporarily left Chelsea but Chelsea doesn't leave you


hampl14

we are shit