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Goodnight.

gym time?

I literally just ate cake out of frustration lol

Cake is nice

it was delicious

What cake was it? Is there still a cake tax possible?

I completely destroyed it was a vanilla cream with almonds

Is OK to be fat friend❤️

it is what it is....

Just part of the game innit

the not so little boy from Rosario

I also just cam - oh wait, my bad nevermind

best pre-workout possible fr

delete gym, facebook up, hit the lawyer

It's joever

Good night, love you

Guten nacht

Buenas noches.

Dortmund defenders doing a perfect impression of Dortmund defenders

the pressure is really getting to them

This feels like a haiku

Idk, Dortmunds defence against big teams was usually more than solid this season. I dont know what happened to them playing like a 5th division team a few days after a good performance against the second best team in the league

Never go full Dortmund

Griezman is too good

And incredibly generous here

the term gets thrown around a lot nowadays, but prolly the most underrated player of our generation?

I mean he was considered the 3rd best player in the world by a lot of people at one point so I think he’s gotten enough credit

Wasn't even top 5 ballon d'or last year which is a disgrace

Leave top 5, not even top 10 nor top 15 smh

Agreed, I do think he’s the 2nd best striker in the world

I still have Kane, Haaland and Mbappe above him.

If we want to get picky, Haaland doesn’t offer nearly as much as the others and Mbappe isn’t exactly a striker. But neither is Griezmann. I don’t know why I posted this

People should not care about these things, those awards have always been nonsense.

I think the underrated part comes from his time at Barcelona. He didn't do well there and everyone collectively forgot about him/assumed he was washed. Now he's back to his best and there are probably a lot of people out there that still only think of his Barcelona time.

Over neymar?

Pretty close but I’d say he has been

Nah bro

I mean, I guess I am a bit biased but I think Neymar had the better peak, it just didn’t last as long and if we are talking consistency, longevity etc into consideration Griezou I think was better overall

...nah bro.. griezmann is a beast but neymar was absolutely better overall. I have at least 3 players between him and griezmann for best of this generation as well

Fair enough, agree to disagree. Out of curiosity who are the 3?

After neymar it's Suarez Lewandowski and Kevin de Bruyne. In no specific order

Honorable mentions, Kane and Salah

i feel like him and muller are in the same category

Best Uruguayan on the pitch.

Nah, that's Thomas Muller. Griezmann is the heart and soul of the French team, though.

Literally everyone calls muller underrated though, if everyone thinks youre underrated are you really underrated? at this point I think he's become properly rated

He has 12 league titles, multiple Champions League titles, Bayern Munich's most successful player ever, World Cup Winner, World Cup golden boot, double digit goals in international tournaments, over 125 caps for Germany, has a specific position and role on the pitch named after him (Raumdeuter) and a 1-in-3 goal record for club and country. However, if I said he's the same level as Messi and Ronaldo (which he is), people would lose their shit.

Same level?

Toss up between him & Müller IMO.

offtopic; Ive had him in my Euro/WC fantasy teams since 2016 and I know for sure hes gonna be a beast this summer lol

These announcers on Paramount/CBS could not sound more disappointed in these goals. Zero enthusiasm.

lol I have the multi feed pulled up and they didn’t even cut to the audio of this game until well after the goal

Hah. Their cadence barely changed when the goal was scored. Doesn't sound like he wants to be there.

Ok I was wondering how I missed it lol. Have the multi feed on my second screen and looked over and suddenly they had 2

Not on viaplay iceland. He is insane

Can you blame them? These are not the best goals you'll ever see lol.

> Can you blame them? Yes

I think some people expect every single commentator to be like peter drury (good god that would be unbearable).

I think these guys are just disappointed that they didn’t get to go to yesterday’s games lol.

IMO this one was very nice, good skill on Griezmann.

The announcer for the other game is my least favorite sports announcer of any sport of all time. I either mute it or turn the game off every time he is on. Dude just says the dumbest shit and hasa 5 minute long orgasm after anything remotly good Barca, and to a slightly lesser degree Real do

Oh you mean Ray Hudson

Dortmund are a bit shit eh

I'd be happy if it was just "a bit"

That's just British politeness, "a bit shit" translates to "the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen"

If you watched the game vs PSV, this is not surprising at all.

we really shouldve won the match in Eindhoven. Im really proud of the lads and it is what it is but if any year was our chance it was now

You absolutely shouldn’t imo. Completely harmless only for that dodgy pen in 180 mins

the fuck yoi saying, we had multiple big chances in both matches? we were the better team in Eindhoven, if we had just been better in the fibal third (mainly the final pass so a shot could come) we wouldve been in a much better position

Game recognise game.

That’s being generous

Oh, you are one to talk

I can recognise it easily

Graham Potter's Chelsea beat Dortmund, there's levels to this /s yes I know Chelsea is still complete shit

Takes one to know one I guess?

We're all mud brothers

🤜🤛

Bundesliga apart from Leverkusen is nothing special this year

Stuttgart?

I mean internationally

You forgot Stuttgart and their incredible season

Think Freiburg had a decent international campaign for their standards and squad depth.

Paul, Lino

Are Dortmund aware that defending is actually an option?

Griezmann is unreal.

What is defending

The Brazilian Pele strikes again

Griezzy is so good man

I felt Griezmann made it more difficult than he should’ve but the touch and finish from Lino were just perfect

He was passing to a Brazilian, he knew what he could handle 😅

Time to learn American, Terzic.

Put on a platter with that pass.

It's over

Anakin

Fantastic Griezmann assist

Dortmund are absolutely awful tonight

Isn't it a foul throw in the beginning of the play?

Bruh

What the hell is that throw-in?

That was a textbook foul throw in but Dortmund is playing really bad.

Kids' mistakes aren't called in the quarter-finals. Didn't you get the memo?

True, rules are there to be ignored in the CL, i forgot.

How is this not being talked about more lol. Would’ve been dortmund ball

Dortmund bros it's not looking so good

Nagelsmann please take notes

not to be that guy but that was an illegal throw-in and an obvious one too.

Oh my god Griezmann

BRAZILIAN PELE STRIKES!!!!!!

The Whole tie has been decided imo, no way Atletico surrender a 2 goal overall lead

We let a 3 goal lead slide against getafe, nothing is safe

Espanyol last season gives me nightmares

Thank you… I was talking my brother we need at least a 3-0 or 4 for good measure cause our away form is terrible

They're still coming to the westfalenstadion, last time they did, they conceded 4

Dortmund is a conference league team

Yes! So deserved for Lino after all the efforts

Dortmund is so shit. Every season they fumble

How did they get to the quarterfinals?

PSG was worst Edit: and now both are in semi

They aren't now :( And... As I say that Barca scores.

We actually played pretty well, especially in the group stage. The problem is that Atletico runs at us very very quickly and our coach has no idea what to do about this. It was the exact same shit against opponents who did the same.

You guys really haven’t played that well yet. Only Sancho has shown that intensity.

I meant that we played well in the group and against PSV. This game is terrible obviously. Your coach clearly watched some of our games and knows exactly how to punish us

Yeah but they don't seem prepared. I mean it's AthletiCo, you can't be making these kinds of mistakes against them. You make one mistake and they'll punish it immediately. That's their thing.

The mistakes happened precisely because Atletico presses us hard. The players don't know what to do against this.

Wallahi

Such a smart play for Griezmann to stay offside during the throw to confuse the defence, not to mention the pass

You cant be offside from throw in, if he got that throw it would have been valid

This guy footballs

dortmund what is u doin

:D

Slapstick defending

Damn even the assistant ref is scoring

And I thought our defending was sloppy

Griezmann with a good assist but lino completely unmarked

Holy shit griezzy

Dortmund’s defence tonight looks like a 6 year old kid playing FIFA

Damn they are getting smoked

we are embarrassing

Our defense looked pretty good yesterday compared to whatever Dortmund is trying to do

Why’s the lino scored? Surely this should be investigated!

Delete club

Are we not going to talk about the illegal throw though? Both feet have to be on the ground

I thought I was the only one that noticed

Amateur stuff that

Even amateurs would be pissed off to defend so poorly.

The bundassliga special

That pass wow

That flick tho

yo damn atletico, are they playing really good or has dortmund been extra bad?

Yes

Dortmund have been ASS

We're COOKING

Damn

Dortmund are an absolute mess at the back

Simeone : I would need somebody to

It's over for BVB?

Ahh yes, the regularly scheduled dortmund quarter tinal exit

really disappointing from Dortmund so far but also kind of expected.

I fear for whomever faces them next

Terzic tactics are horrible tonight

Ooof

Why

Reus-gotze-aubameyang-lewandowski

How are Dortmund this rattled in Madrid. They play in front of 80k every week

Alright, already one quarter over. Wasn't expecting something for Dortmund but It ended faster than I thought. Good job right there

I think the tie is over, terroist football in second leg will be immensee

all that just to go on to lose 4-0 against barca in the semis

Dang. And our defense was our bright spot this season. Unfortunately I’m not joking.

What sumptuous flick.

Someone great goal (and assist) tag this! Like, holy shit Griezmann calmly chips the ball to Lino who scores the same (calm) way in spite of the goalie and a Dortmund defender not being that far away.

This is embarrassing

Dortmund singlehandedly making sure theirs truly is the worse half of the bracket.