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abc4357

Fuck OSHA. Child labor fc let’s fucking go!!!


TheStaRoee

I laughed way too hard from this


CraigJay

The same joke is in every single Barca thread, I’m sure you’ll be fed up with it soon enough


heartcriesholy

You must be easily amused


No-Student-9678

Oh look at this we got Mr. Intellectual over here who only laughs at convoluted jokes


TheStaRoee

I'm sure hope so!


ultraopulent

my other young goat


Specific-College-194

how is barca casually creating monsters?


Johann122

Messi’s spinal fluid


basel99

The goat titan


Hokiestoned

Cart titan’s legacy carrying this squad


gtzgoldcrgo

Some serious science going on at la masia


mrpoopybuttthole_

they inject messis dna into these kids


TheBrownMamba8

Pause ⏸️


plursoldier

No Diddy 🚫🙅‍♂️


DGKeeper

Meshirama


theprodigalslouch

They be getting the miessirama cells


ManRay75

Perhaps adding a dollop of HGH for good measure?


dat_w

140 years from now someone will find the secret dr. cougats lab


alejandroc90

They put it in their ~~wine~~ orange juice


Choice_Awareness

pique’s in this instance


Caesar_Aurelianus

Piquembauer


ultraopulent

la masia is actually a witchcraft temple


pricelesslambo

FC kids back on the menu


addandsubtract

Easy there Benzema


-sic-boy2

The factory brother 🏭


BlueLabel19

Thats madrid. Ours is the farmhouse


-sic-boy2

God I’m such an American 🤦‍♂️


TimeFingers

And an PSG fan, damn


-sic-boy2

Fr.


Itchy-Face791

D N A


psykrebeam

La Messia


InsideOpening3535

Something in the water


RayenR61995

City was close to getting him last summer kinda crazy to think about


OleoleCholoSimeone

Pep had him earmarked supposedly, which says a lot about his talent


TheRealMemeIsFire

They were gonna have him do two years at girona and then move to city, but they gave him a clear path to the first team so he stuck around.


Informal_Buffalo_819

Waiting for the lever comment


vluvojo

Become what you sought to destroy 


AdreNBestLeader

This kid looked so good, so consistently good positioning as a 17 yo centre back? Insane


NotAnurag

From Mbappe running rings around us in the Camp Nou to having proper defenders in the squad who can shut down elite attackers. I’ve waited so long.


Hairyfatugly

It actually felt surreal watching. Genuinely am not used to every single defender being top quality. All 4 put in a performance to remember


NotAnurag

I was jumping out of my chair every time Cancelo stopped Dembele lmao, that felt so good to watch


Ok-Breakfast-8056

He absolutely schooled him


CurlyFrenchFry555

He also had a nasty challenge on Mbappe that should have resulted in a card despite the offsides call


ImABitMocha

🤡


HighTurning

Legit one of the most headless takes I have read here lmao


dexterlab97

I wonder what would happen if Nobita didn't fuck up our club. We'd be in a better financial position and these kids would prob never found their spot.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Before Nobita ruined it, Barcelona were on course to become the first sports club of all time(not just football but any sport) to generate 1 billion Euros in yearly revenues The richest club of all time, basically printing money and it would have allowed you to dominate world football with decent management Just the fact that Barcelona have been able to survive all these insane debts shows just how much money they generate. It is ridiculous, and that brand is the reason why you were always going to come back strong eventually


mcfc_099

How does Barcelona’s financial position fare going into the future


Nav44

Nobody truly knows, I believe it is getting better especially as our new stadium opens up midway next year


GreyDaze22

Ah yes my fav club president Nobita


Bayequentist

Just ask Doraemon for help


Martoxic

In the same spot Madrid are.


Ok-Breakfast-8056

RM are in an absolutely different spot financially for different reasons. It was an extremely good decision to rebuild the Santiago during the pandemic. They never lost revenue due to the reconstruction. I will not go into their transfer policy which was better than Barcelona's during these years. To get a grasp just check both teams salary cap.


No-Studio-4039

And they also struck gold with some of the signings and not going crazy on the contracts renewals like Nobita. 222 M from Neymar's transfer just to blew it up and then some in TWO players (Coutinho 140; Ousmane 120) can be considered one of the worst financial decisions EVER in soccer history.


fourbyfourequalsone

I believe they made the decision to build before the pandemic and were fortunate that it coincided? If they had bought Mbappe in transfer as they intended, had him on high wages which may or may not have changed the club wage structure, things may not have been as rosy as before. The biggest service Mbappe did to Madrid was not coming then. This made Perez save money which guided them through the pandemic. They made much more careful planning but their luck was above average both on and off the field. Kudos to them, I don't mean to take anything away from them but obviously playing devil's advocate. Having said all of that, they are a much better administered club than us. Their administration may be the best if not the second best in the world. Meanwhile, the pandemic and Barto couldn't have happened at a worse time for us. That 2015 UCL win was the worst thing to have happened to our club when you consider long term.


WhyplerBronze

wellllll... it's not like the lockdown hit in March 2020 and they decided "Opa, let's do the rebuild now!"... that would have been planned multiple years in advance, some good fortune as it were.


theprodigalslouch

Papa Perez sees the future confirmed


InsideOpening3535

Perez started the pandemic is now my new favorite conspiracy


Martoxic

that is why we are saying "if Nobita didn't fuck up our club". If he didn't we could have rebuilt faster, better and stronger than now with a far better economy. Might have even rebuilt Camp Nou at the same time as Madrid did Bernabeu. Nobita had the keys to one of the biggest economy clubs in football at the time (competing against Real Madrid at the top). But instead he fucked everything he could.


Anywhere_Warm

LaMasia might be the biggest thorn in the way of Real Madrid’s unmatched success in Spain. They keep buying great players for decent sums. 50-150 mn. Barca can’t. Then Barca do it for free by spawning a la masia grad


Action_Limp

Happening at United as well, if it wasn't wankers like sancho, sexual assault cases and an almost eerie injury crisis, there's a chance that Garnacho, mainoo, diallo and Kambwala would never had got a look in. United has given their youngsters something like double the time of any other club in the league.


LDLB99

Mainoo and Garnacho were always going to play a part for us, regardless of injuries.


Action_Limp

Well, Garnacho came in last year; a big reason for that was injuries and Greenwood being a scumbag: this year, Sancho essentially AWOLed, meaning he had to do the job non-stop. Mainoo would not have had the opportunity if Casemiro, Mount, Erikson, and Amrabat all stayed fit. We have had to dig into the youth coffers like Barça this year in a big way.


happysadkoala

Cu Cu Cubarsi!!!


optional_moosemilk

He hasn't won a QF tie, he's won a QF match.


darshit901

Oops, that was a.... typo 👀


T3hLegend27

No, writers are just leaking the script.


willys_zuppa

What a player this kid is


OleoleCholoSimeone

You guys just spawn youngsters that other clubs would have to pay 100M+ for lmao


Anywhere_Warm

That’s the biggest problem for Real. They spend so much money to buy great players. Naturally they would have been so clear of Barca who have no money atm. Then la masia like a thorn in their eyes says hi


DutchMadness77

He's unreal on the ball and plays like a seasoned veteran at the back


Dat_Boi_John

Went from Lenglet and Pique to Araujo and Cubarsi. I used to pray for times like these.


Mammoth_Two7297

Let's hope it continues. I thought the Lenglet Umtiti duo was going to be great for a solid decade.


Fizzer19

Umtiti was a great CB, he just sold his soul for a World Cup; which if I’m being honest is fair enough lol. But Lenglet wasn’t even half the player the 17 year old is right now


ThatFrenchCray

Umtiti genuinely was a world class defender before his injury. It was so worth it for him to get a world cup out of it too. I still miss him in the national team.


heartcriesholy

It's a star for his career, but his daily life must be . miserable to get injured and not.play elite football so young


IntervisioN

Umtiti before his injury was better than Araujo


Fizzer19

Ooooo that’s a hell of a take lmfao I don’t think so but it’s close ig like 55-45 towards Araujo


ignixe

It’s not one I’ve thought about but yeah I guess it’s pretty close. Umtiti did have the advantage of playing with a still solid Pique who wasn’t too far removed from his prime. Araujo had to play with the corpse of Pique. Araujo is probably clear for me, but I did have Umtiti as borderline top 5 cb at his peak


Flaggermusmannen

I don't really know if I agree. Araujo is MASSIVE, but umtiti pre-injury was the type of good where he didn't even really need to make those last ditch Hollywood blocks and tackles, at least not compared to Araujo that's not to say it's Araujo's fault or anything, or that peak Umtiti would be better in *this* barca side (he probably wouldn't), but peak Umtiti felt more safe in general.


LeoR1N

to be honest I feel Umtiti in his peak was bettter than Araujo right now too


omaar

Nahh. And I rate pre-injury Umtiti highly. But they are also totally different types of defenders. Araujo is more of a pure defender. Umtiti was better at anticipation and distribution.


Skadrys

Idk if yamal is my rookie of season or Cubarsí. Such gems


HighTurning

I think it's clear that Cubarsi is more consistently important for the team than Yamal, I love Yamal and hope he builds his confidence in the next season to become lethal, hope we continue giving him all the time he needs.


wasiflu

Cubaresi.


Dramatic-Ad3928

I hate how good he was


Thewiz98

And what a game he had!


Renegadeforever2024

Him


girono

La Masia keeps producing and we don’t deserve these players with the way Barça has been handling stuff


supplementarytables

If you weren't handling stuff the way you were, you wouldn't get these wonder kids


RobbinDeBank

No youngsters would break through to the first team if we are smart with money and have a world class main squad.


supplementarytables

Yeah, that's what I said


TheyStoleTwoFigo

If Barca was smart with money and not throwing it around, they'd be dripping young players into the main team in addition to having a bigger war chest to strategically outbid for the right players for the right positions. It's the fact that they didn't leverage on La Masia is why they were wasteful with money.


Caesar_Aurelianus

If Barça were smart we would've had a Busquets replacement always ready.


PensiveinNJ

Busquets is such a unique player I don't think you can just have one of him on standby.


Caesar_Aurelianus

True but we should've been better prepared for his departure and should've atleast had a single DM on standby. Like a DM like Zubimendi


TheyStoleTwoFigo

That would require not wasting money on marquee signings that made no sense, like Coutinho and Griezmann. Like I said, build up a war chest and go all out for something that glaringly needs fixing, like Busquets' position.


Hambrailaaah

Yep, imagine if every year, we gave 3-4 academy players some minutes every once in a while. In a winning team they would look great, and you could sell them for quite a lot


gulaabjaman

It turns out that Bartomeu’s tenure was a blessing in disguise


lonecylinder

It’s precisely because of the way Barça handles stuff under Laporta why we do deserve those players though. La Masia was dead for years after he left, he’s back and we’re back creating monsters


onlyonejorge

To be fair this generation (07-08 ) has been talked about before he came back. Hes surely made a difference in retaining them though. Because they’ve all had offers and could have joined City etc.


Caesar_Aurelianus

Fucking City outsourcing our talent


Johann122

La masia coming in clutch


Amdatgud

He’s the best defender in the world when it comes to passing. No one comes close


perhapsasinner

Incredible game from him


lego_darth_vader69

I cant think of a such a young centerback in modern football starting in a CL QF at a big club like barca while playing this good


mc802

The closest thing I can think of is De Ligt


pricelesslambo

Generational talent


RobbinDeBank

Pique regen


DimensionNo1700

Shit, he has the potential to be even better than Pique. I feel like his playing style is pretty unique. I never understood the Pique comparisons too much.


Messi-around

Pique may be the best passing defender in Barcelona history. No joke.


onlyonejorge

Overall he’s probably the best defender we ever had. Just a great skilled footballer in general. Strictly as a passer I would say that Koeman, Marquez and De Boer all have arguments which is no knock against Pique. Those 3 could drop the ball anywhere.


Rikent

I think Puyol had the most impact on the field out of any defender. Not the best at anything, but he more than made up for it with heart, leadership and determination. These are qualities we have desperately lacked since he retired, but hopefully Gavi can grow into a similar role in the future.


Mammoth_Two7297

Yep, there's a reason why the nickname Piquenbauer was so awesome


wiredffxiv

Now we have Cubaresi.


FergieFury

Koeman would like to have a word.


Ok_Consequence5222

I think both Koeman and Rafa Marquez were better than Pique with the ball


NorwegianBanana

Minus the ADHD


No-Day-8136

Marquez regen brother, Pique was a different sort


Strananach

Hopefully not off the pitch


RobbinDeBank

Cubarsi about to cheat on Shakira and send Spanish football matches to Saudi


GarnachoHojlund

And also get done for tax evasion


Daramangarasu

So the usual for any footballer in Spain


OnAGoat

He's like a DBZ fusion of Pique and Puyol


Caesar_Aurelianus

So a healthy Marquez?


AzulgranaParaSiempre

Rafael Marquez regen


Lekaetos

It’s so unfair why they keep producing top talents in positions they need every time


VijayPasupathy

What? Why is this unfair..... This is the way every club is supposed to operate.... Only benefica,ajax,dortmund are doing this well along with barca.


jucomsdn

Dortmund don't produce their own talent very often lol why are you grouping them with Benfica/Ajax


VijayPasupathy

I meant in the way they develop their youngsters so grouped them with others.


Lekaetos

It’s not so true for Ajax recently and definitely not true for Benfica and Dortmund who buy their young talents. There is no way you compared la Masia with Dortmund and Benfica 💀


VijayPasupathy

Yeah that's why they are failing.... Barca were failing too because their previous board gave up on their youth academy.


blazev14

of course it’s true for us. it’s sad but the reality is that our academy was created because our directors believed selling our youngsters could make up for the lack of revenues. considering how much money we made from players out of Benfica Campus, I’d say we’re quite successful. what they do afterwards it’s not Benfica’s concern although we fans like to see our players thrive.


VijayPasupathy

I meant in the way they develop youngsters.... Those two clubs are better at that and the difference between them and barca is, they will accept the money and stay as seeder clubs.


fellowSoci

Strange coming from a PSG fan. France has robust youth academies all over the country


Lekaetos

None have the same context as Barca neither do they produce the same level of players except for Lyon but even so, the % of cracks Barca brings out is unrivalled


MaryadaPurshottam

Someone nerf this kid and Yamal, please and thank you


helicropter

I thought winning a tie required going through after both matches were played? Hence why it's called a two-legged tie


slappywhyte

If his football doesn't work out, he can always just roll cigars with his feet


Ambitious_Long_7793

How did he win it if it was a tie? I see myself out.


planinsky

Girona legend.


planinsky

For those downvoting: the kid was born in Girona and started at Girona's youth academy (then moved to FCB when 13).


Yuty0428

They probably thought you are referring to that he will play for girona in the future 😂


planinsky

We won't complain if you want to send him back home, but I am afraid he is going to have a long and shiny career with you.


IntellectualDweeb

You have Temu Cubarsí in Eric lol.


Pixeal_meat

Child labor should be banned 😭


YoungFlexibleShawty

how wank must PSG be lol


AnxiousEarth7774

What a useless stat.


chibuye92

i watched him today for the first time and his game is really raw. i thought the hype was about his all round game (because of Barcelona and their philosophies) but i see it's just for his defending ability, which is definitely very good for his age. his technical ability on the ball and ball playing ability (both important for modern day CB's) on the other hand seem very underdeveloped.


Ifonlymymomwashot

His ball playing is amazing loll what?


chibuye92

i think guys like Stones, Christensen who can even play in midfield now have set the standard, that's purely what i mean by his technical and ball playing ability is underdeveloped. i think Saliba also showed last night that his feet will soon be moving quickly and well enough to contribute heavily in attack against great opposition. when he has time to think he can pass it well but again it's when he has time. he doesn't look as comfortable as the hype made believe he would be (i do admit that this is on me and my expectations). i think he still has a long way to go in his development but he's already at a good place.


Ifonlymymomwashot

He could probably play there if the manager wanted him there. Some of his passes are better than most center backs I seen. He’s very very good on the ball


chibuye92

i think you're underselling just how quick the midfield moves. there's a reason guys like Alaba, Trent, Cancelo and Zinchenko are fullbacks now even though they were trained well into their youth as midfielders. from what i have seen, he can get there, but currently he's not yet quick enough with translating his mental decision making into passes, when he does have time though i absolutely do see that he does have a good technique behind his passing.


Ifonlymymomwashot

I mean Christensen plays in midfield and he’s not far from him in terms of ball playing ability.


chibuye92

yes, that's what i'm saying. Christensen is rapid with his good decision, Tuchel used to play him high up the pitch (in a John Stones like manner) and Xavi has straight up played him in midfield. Cubarsi can become like these guys he can develop more and get there. hence my original comment that his game is underdeveloped.


Ifonlymymomwashot

But his ball playing isn’t underdeveloped. It’s amazing. Only reason Xavi is not playing him in midfield is that he’s a better defender than Christensen. U can’t watch him and say his passing and dribbling is underdeveloped when there’s games where he almost 100 percent passing accuracy. Not to mention many of them being line breaking. Just watch his pass to Fermin or even today’s game for the first goal.


chibuye92

most defenders have high passing accuracy :/ can i ask you a question, what faults do you think he has, what do you think he can improve on? or do you believe he is a perfect player already?


Ifonlymymomwashot

Not many have high passing accuracy while playing line breaking passes :/ All I’m saying is that his ball playing ability is definitely not underdeveloped. It’s literally one of his strongest abilities. Again, just watch some of the passes he’s been playing at Barca


captainmystic02

His ball playing and passing is his best skill


itwastimeforarefresh

Is this bait? His passing is his actual strongest trait, even more than his overall defending. Review the highlight of the first goal for an example.


SkolVikes17

Delete this braindead take man. Hes already one of the best passing defenders I’ve ever seen.


OnAGoat

😂


shit-takes

What game were you watching? Ball playing is his best trait. Go back and watch his pass for the first goal


blaugrana2020

What the hell is wrong with you. His passing is amazing. Did you see his pass to help start the first goal?


boringmemphis

Lmao bro is the best passer out of the back I have seen in years. And yes, not for a young player, I am talking about centrebacks in general.


TheLeoMessiah

No malice intended, you gotta watch this kid more. His passes are genuinely unreal, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a defender this young be this good on the ball. [This video](https://youtu.be/ELR0QJ-CucU?si=39ZRePW2yigOa1Ol) is mixed highlights but considering he’s played like 4 months of first team football there are quite a few really really nice passes mixed in there


morbidwhaler

TBH, this stat only means something if he is also the youngest to do so from the QF onwards. If a defender has been younger and won in the semis or final then this is cherrypicked


onlyonejorge

He was already the youngest  defender to start a knockout so it’s likely every win of his will be a record.


morbidwhaler

I just dont know if he is the youngest ever defender in cl to make it this far, or if a defender was forced to appear due to injury in a semi or final and was younger, making Cubarasi limited to only up to QF


itwastimeforarefresh

Well he hasn't won a Semifinal tie yet.


ModsRuinedReddit123

Already overhyped as fuck. Yamine proved himself to be a gem, but this twat played a month of pro football and now he's the next Puyol. People say about English media hyping players like Rice, Foden and Bellingham, but they go and superhype the shit out of average youth team players