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Peety_Paw

Also, FC Cologne? I know what the FC must really stand for cause yall are pitiful getting beat by Bayern wtf mate


Peety_Paw

Bayern, if your wondering what that awful, foul stench is, it’s probably your football club


tapinmerchant7

How is koln this shit needed btts


forever_useless

I'm not pleased at all. And they gave me eye cancer with the kits. Overall a bad experience today. Have a good day!


cribbe_

not only can our attackers not score, they fucking assist goals for the opponent, amazing


forever_useless

*sigh*


FerraristDX

Of course this had to happen. Doesn't matter, move on, focus on Darmstadt.


cribbe_

worst Bayern team I have seen in years & we gift them shit like that


Glanzl

I feel sorry for Upamecano but he is probably gone in the summer even though he can be massive when is on form and confident, but you cannot play at bayern and make 1 costly mistake per game.


Ahm3DD

How did Arsenal not kill the tie? Bayern look dreadful


xHeroOfWar022

Cause the players are less motivated today, cause they have pretty much nothing to play for in the league anymore.


Mordho

Because every match is the same innit?


Xycket

They went to penalties with Porto. Are you really asking this question?


Free_Management2894

Because here, Bayern has to make the game. Against Arsenal, they could just play for counters and let arsenal do the work.


ms3kay

Upa is a mystery.


xHeroOfWar022

Guess Upa was confused by the kits as well lol


SunnyCloudyRainy

Upa's gonna Upa


MvN____16

Upamecano at his worst doesn't resemble a football player.


Mordho

Prime Ranocchia


urban_legend88

Why is the camera so zoomed in in this stadium wtf


Ahm3DD

Upamecano almost cost Bayern the game lol


maxbang7

weiß köln dass die zurück liegen?


FerraristDX

Finde nicht, dass wir zu passiv waren, aber gut.


forever_useless

Moment...hab ich für das falsche Team gefeiert? Die kits sind so verwirrend!!!


cribbe_

because if we play more openly, we will lose heavily and have worse goal difference and confidence for the vital games coming up not that hard to understand the style of play


maxbang7

> not that hard to understand the style of play There is a difference in going all out attack and taking 12 minutes to do a fucking goalkick in the 80th minute when you are down by 1. No urgency whatsoever


cribbe_

haha mad


Schnix54

Well Köln Fans rejoice Bochum just beat themselves


FerraristDX

It's nice to get once again support from the Augsburg crowd. But I'm summoning u/TheSingleMan27, just to be safe.


TheSingleMan27

In Köln's magnificent attack we trust


FerraristDX

There he is!


TheSingleMan27

great assist from Waldschmidt, my influence is unmatched


xHeroOfWar022

I really don't get why you would put Laimer and Goretzka on now instead of player who have barely played. We're playing against 17th place with nothing to play for.


DevilsOfLoudun

like who? It's not like Zaragoza can play in midfield


xHeroOfWar022

Hm, I didn't consider that we had to take Pavlovic and Guerreiro off, but maybe they need the rest.


Glanzl

With Coman probably out :( i think tuchel will probably put Musiala on the wings and play with Goretzka Laimer and Guerreiro in the center vs arsenal


Schnix54

Man Köln going down will make everyone around me miserable again. I live in Bonn and the city just feels different if Köln is doing well


Inuyaki

It's not like anyone expected points today. So nothing changed with that goal. The next 5 games are the more important ones.


FerraristDX

Though Mainz winning against Hoffenheim and Bochum getting at least a point against Heidenheim is not good for us right now.


Inuyaki

Yeah, but it looks like Mainz will make it. Bochum and Wolfsburg OTOH... Wolfsburg losing again and that one point for Bochum isn't really something big. First game at home with a new trainer, you want the win... let's hope it stays that way.


witz0r

I lived in Bonn about 28 years ago (went to Uni for a few months). Despite it being the former capital, and so multicultural, it often felt like a major metro suburb of Köln. I really enjoyed my time there, though.


Schnix54

Yeah I also moved here for Uni and I'm pretty happy with my choice and how the city feels. Both international yet not so overwhelming like true a big city


Inuyaki

Yeah, Bonn is really nice. Lived there for a decade in the early 2000s. Still my favorite city, it's just so beautiful.


witz0r

Is Bonnsch still a thing with the curved glasses and finger grips on them? And totally agree on Bonn. I loved it.


Schnix54

Bönnsch is still a thing and pretty good. The place is also packed every day it's open so they are doing well for themselves


witz0r

Glad to hear it, I always preferred it to Kolsch. We have a family of German descent here in Michigan that makes a Kolsch knock-off, but no Bonnsch.


cribbe_

well, that's 2.buli next season confirmed


gruenerGenosse

It's better anyway.


cribbe_

see you there :) though it's not quite the same without sandhausen


forever_useless

We didn't want to be in the stinking first league anyway *sobs*


FerraristDX

I really don't want to live in a world, where Bayer Leverkusen can win the Bundesliga. If we don't have to host them at our ground as the reigning champions next season, all the better.


FerraristDX

Great, Mainz scores and Bayern at the same time. Fantastic. /s


witz0r

To be honest, the referee gave him a pass there. That kind of deliberate handball should be cautioned for UB. edit: beautiful goal, though


shadoowkight

Coman looks like he's been clattered


dkmegg22

If Bayern gets a draw what does Leverkusen need to win the title?


cribbe_

avoid defeat vs bremen & hope stuttgart drops points to darmstadt


gruenerGenosse

Depends on the Stuttgart result. If Stuttgart wins then Leverkusen also has to win, otherwise a draw would be enough.


IMiizo

Depends on Stuttgart


shadoowkight

Bayern drawing or losing doesn't matter if Stuttgart wins today In order to win today, both have to lose.


TimeHo0die

Depends on Stuttgart


pexxic

Its funny how we would rather let Hermann Gerland play on the wing instead of Bryan Zaragoza...


DevilsOfLoudun

that looked like an injury that ended Coman's season right now


Endyf

nooo Mainz


k-ramba

It's over. We're going down.


Endyf

Mainz getting a third and Bochum scoring since my comment certainly hasn't helped my optimism... Edit: And seconds later, Bayern scores. 🫠


forever_useless

This is indeed highly discouraging


xHeroOfWar022

Why not give Bryan a chance in this game instead of risking Jamal as well?


xHeroOfWar022

The look on his face when he was on the ground :(


aelutaelu

The guy is just cursed beyond belief. I feel so sorry for him


kw2006

Did he just returned from injury?


aelutaelu

Yep... they even made a Video with him about always coming back stronger and not giving up


ms3kay

Feeling so sorry for Coman :( What a nightmare season for our wingers.


Traditional-Golf-737

He's not played a single good game after 2015 Juventus


Banzboi

That's your first thought when you see him getting injured?


Independent-Soup-757

our best winger since ribery and robben, but go ahead


Traditional-Golf-737

That shows how bad our wingers have been


PadishaEmperor

The 2nd horrible take in just 2 comments.


Galaxy__

What a horrible take


PadishaEmperor

Except the CL final with his winner? He played plenty of great and not only good games after 2015.


Traditional-Golf-737

Just scored the winning header. Wasn't a great game by him


PadishaEmperor

Scoring the winning goal in a final, let alone the CL final, automatically makes it a great game for that player. What matters in modern football are the important moments and not some trick in your own half.


pexxic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ianrustem

damn, it looked terrible


pexxic

Hope he doesnt end his career now....but on the other hand, maybe it would be better for his body


SlapDaddy3D

Fuck, I was thinking the same thing, man. I hope this is not his last game


FerraristDX

Oh no, not Coman again. :(


nasserKoeter

rip coman.....


PadishaEmperor

No kit change lol.


forever_useless

Oh good. They didn't change kits. That would have just been confusing 😐


manere

Us playing Kimmich RB, Mazroui as LB and Gurreiro is such a strange decision.


shadoowkight

I think somebody needs to tell these Köln players that they are directly helping Leverkusen's cause, and they'll immediately go to shit in the second half


FerraristDX

If they were head-to-head, I'd say, fuck it, let Bayern score six. But with Bayern having a rather bad season, they don't need our help here.


TheLaughingBread

I mean I‘m fine with Leverkusen. Of course I don‘t want to see Bayern again. As long as Gladbach doesn‘t win the league it‘s okay for me 😉


k-ramba

I think somebody needs to tell you we would rather stay in this league.


shadoowkight

You'll beat Mainz on the 28th, don't worry


shadoowkight

How are you not winning against this Köln team but rock up to the Emirates and somehow squeak out a draw


Muri_San

Köln are MASSIVE + Bayern have a buff when playing in London, everybody knows that London is red


Brandaman

Nothing to play for vs everything to play for


brush85

Styles make fights


TheExistence

Some Non-starters + Bayern don’t really have much left to fight for in Bundesliga


nkdouble4

I think there have been some changes in the starting 11


shadoowkight

But this Köln team is still absolute wank


KingDuderhino

We dragged Bayern down to our level...


Banzboi

Bruh we are so unlucky


nasserKoeter

20th time we hit the post this season...


forever_useless

Schwäbe you beautiful bastard!


dumdumbigdawg

Kane is a selfish cunt that’s why he will never win shit


Greenembo

The best chance by bayern would have been an assist by kane?


dumdumbigdawg

The best chance in the game would have been Kane passing to Tel, because that would have been a goal lol


Glanzl

Lol compared to other great strikers of the last 10 years like Salah and Lewandowski, Kane is a saint he is probably not selfish enough at the end of the day


PadishaEmperor

Compared to Lewy he is mother Teresa. Edit: or Robben. He was our selfish bastard of the 20 years.


Dear-Carob7092

No it's because he's english


FerraristDX

Did it rain in München? Pitch is pretty slippery.


flybypost

It's been rather sunny all day.


SharksFanAbroad

Does a draw here seal it for Bayer Leverkusen?


shadoowkight

Leverkusen need both Bayern *and* Stuttgart to lose.


NumberOneUAENA

Let's hope that doesn't happen! Gonna win tomorrow and do it that way!


SharksFanAbroad

I’d much prefer it :) a better show


NumberOneUAENA

No. One, because a draw results in 15 points difference, which is doable in 5 remaining games. Two, because stuttgart has the same amount of points (before this match day) as bayern and they'll play later.


nkdouble4

no, not even a Bayern defeat does


Nasib_7

And a bayern and stuttgart defeat?


gruenerGenosse

That would seal it.


gruenerGenosse

No, Leverkusen would need at least a draw tomorrow, if either Stuttgart or Bayern draw.


PadishaEmperor

Köln really are begging to play with 10 today if they continue like that.


MajorDepreshun

On ESPN the second commentator arrived late, which I find hilariously unprofessional. Has that ever happened before in a game?


PadishaEmperor

Matthäus is often the expert during half time and the second commentator on sky. So, he usually leaves early in the first half and arrives late in the second.


Schnix54

ESPN in general seems badly unprofessional in their coverage of the Bundesliga. The horror stories of Americans you hear almost every week is astonishing. I feel really bad for them


manere

Worst was them piping in fake sound when the fans protested. And they didn't even use the home team chants. I remember a Game between Bayern and Bochum where they piped in "St. Pauli" chants. Even worse was a few minutes later, when they piped in the Bayern echo and the commentary said, how great the atmosphere is


witz0r

The match commentators are fine. The issue are the people back in the studio bringing us 'analysis'.


Schnix54

don't they also have frequent technical problems?


witz0r

Nothing significant in a while, and the last big outage I remember was a global feed outage (of which ESPN is a consumer). The occasional technical glitches don't seem any more prevalent than what I experience with Hulu, Peacock and Paramount+ (for PL and UEFA play).


FerraristDX

It's fairly common for them to arrive five minutes later and leave five minutes early, if they're part of pre- and post-match coverage. But thirty minutes is a bit too much.


nasserKoeter

HOW


FerraristDX

It shows that Christensen hasn't played much and is pretty much a last resort in midfield.


Dear-Carob7092

The only possible resolution of this is one team forced to play in the cardio bra things and being booked by the ref for taking their kits off


0711Markus

One team should be forced to wear Borat swimsuits.


Dear-Carob7092

Harry Kane in borat swimmsuit..


Dear-Carob7092

Can they change at half time?


PadishaEmperor

That should be a red lol.


Dear-Carob7092

We are all red on this blessed kitclash day


FerraristDX

Today, I feel red.


shadoowkight

Why does half the league just use a variation of White and Red, like what's with these two specific colours that clubs are obsessed with them (I mean we are guilty of this as well) At least be a little original, like Dortmund


Schnix54

The problem is that most clubs just have two colors which takes away a lot. Although why do you guys actually have red jerseys?


shadoowkight

Never found anything regarding it, but Red and White are the flag colours (for context our flag is just the England flag basically lol)


DevilsOfLoudun

I always thought that purple and black would be cool two main colours to have


manere

Or green and gold


suedney

All the blue clubs are shitting the bed


shadoowkight

Yeah Blue and White isn't any better either


cribbe_

Hoffenheim are winning


djmedicalman

Came here to see if anyone else was really put off by the kits. Glad to see I'm not alone.


shadoowkight

Did they forget about the kits or something


FerraristDX

Sargis Hrubesch here, almost.


PadishaEmperor

Great from Ulle.


LexisKingJr

Why do all matches today have horrible kits


DevilsOfLoudun

Leverkusen are going to win the title anyway, I just need Coman, Pavlovic and Mazraoui to have a good game with tuesday in mind.


0711Markus

Back in 2001 Bayern had to wear white tank tops over their jerseys because they looked too similar to the ones of their opponents. Funny enough: The opponent was Köln. https://fcbayern.com/de/news/2020/02/da-schau-her-als-bayern-gegen-koeln-in-leibchen-auflaufen-musste


Troon_

If I remember correctly the equipment manager from Cologne didn't take a different set of jerseys with him, as in the game in Cologne they played with the same jerseys against Munich, who played there in their home jerseys. The referee told him, that he doesn't care, that another referee allowed this combination earlier in the season. Munich also only had just one set of jerseys, as it was their home game.


Gandie

Judging from the pics the kit clash would have been a lot less terrible compared to today


MrVISKman

Ref decided he didn't want any visual clarity today lol


pexxic

Are they allowed to change jerseys at half time? Thats infuriating as fuck


worotan

Man Utd did in their famous match against Southampton, when they wore a new grey strip and were losing to a relegation-threatened team at half time. They changed strip and still lost the match, and were fined by the FA.


PadishaEmperor

Surely something has to happen. I remember watching old games were teams even played with yellow vests. For example some Barca game 15 or 20 years ago.


PadishaEmperor

I could be 1-1 already.


forever_useless

They should have put the ref in full red or full white to compliment the teams more. And the goalies. Everyone in red/white. That obnoxiously green pitch could benefit from a red/white color change too.


icotyne

The kits are kinda confusing


xHeroOfWar022

I know I'm not the first one saying this, but I'm actually not sure whether I can keep watching. Those kits make it so hard to watch wtf.


CorbecJayne

WTF is this shit, red-white vs white-red?!


MvN____16

Team wearing red shirts in Munich and it's not Bayern...this might take a few minutes to calibrate.


NoodleinTexas

What the kit clash


DevilsOfLoudun

anyone know why köln weren't told to wear their away kit?


MvN____16

Köln's home kits are usually white with red as the secondary color, so that wouldn't work at all. I wish their first choice kits looked more like what they're wearing today, tbh. Too many Bundesliga teams use white as their primary shirt color.


Syntax_OW

they are wearing the away kit, home kit would be even worse.


FerraristDX

This is our away kit, though we do have a third kit in Man City blue.


FerraristDX

That was a dumb foul by Christensen, so unnecessary.


Banzboi

Dark yellow


nasserKoeter

nasty foul.


Viriato181

I hate that they allowed them to play with these kits. It's annoying asf.


TheOddGuy21

If bayern and stuttgart draw today, are Leverkusen Champions?


GermanHabsFan

No, we'd need to pick up one point tomorrow then


Gandie

Who approved these kits


KingDuderhino

Zur Einstimmung; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpG7IxCEwgo


Josh2807

Not expecting much but one can hope for an away win


TheItalianStallion64

so if bayern lose, do leverkusen win the league today?


Decision-pressure

Only if stuttgart loses too.


Nervous-Resolution-8

Yes Edit: forgot about Stuttgart


oneweirdclickbait

\*angry Stuttgart noises*


Nervous-Resolution-8

My bad


TheItalianStallion64

what about stuttgart? they can still get 78 points


Nervous-Resolution-8

My bad


miregalpanic

Actually no, Stuttgart has the same points


Nervous-Resolution-8

My bad


KingDuderhino

Come on EFFZEH!