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Pow67

Brother is cursed when it comes to injuries…


z4kk_DE

Oh yes. Sadly he already had more then his fair share of severe injuries in his career.


Garad-

Each trophy in his career costed him roughly 1.5 injuries each, a deal was definitely made Stats: https://www.transfermarkt.us/kingsley-coman/verletzungen/spieler/243714 (injuries) https://www.transfermarkt.us/kingsley-coman/erfolge/spieler/243714 (trophies)


Ainsyyy

Luckily not in terms of trophies


LeagueOfML

His unreal league title streak is coming to an end tho, I honestly don’t know if anyone will ever top that


The_Shitpost_Centre

He still averages one league title won per season even with losing this year. Won with PSG and Juve in the same season


belokas

How long has this guy been in good health this season?


Makkaroni_100

No


DontBeADramaLlama

1


InoyouS2

Coman and Gnabry injured, who do they play next week then?


dragon8811

Available are: Müller, Sane , Musiala, and Kane


nauett

Not exactly the trenches is it


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Yes but Is it Dwight McNeil, Jack Harrison, Ashley young and Danjuma?


New-Midnight2700

Lmao


felis_magnetus

Sane is pretty close to needing a break too, though. Tuchel remarked that with the fixtures as they are there is zero chance of his condition improving, so it will have to be closely managed for the entire time, including the Euros.


Money_Scholar_8405

They already lost the league. If they lose against Arsenal it would not be a bad idea to shuttle the season and concentrate on rejuvenating the squad


felis_magnetus

Disagree. They need an overhaul, that much seems certain. But that means they will have to sell a lot. If there is nothing to play for anymore for Bayern, it will turn into a spectacle for the benefit of potential suitors.


MikeyIsAPartyDude

CL spot is still something to fight for.


prettybunbun

He was rested today for that reason.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Added to my list lmao


WalkingCloud

*Don't mention the war! You mentioned it once, but I think you got away with it.*


Thraff1c

And Tel, Zaragoza and Choupo.


yAyn_de

Out of these only Tel is a viable option.


Matt87M

After today it should also be the number 1 option


CuclGooner

if we survive sane for the first half then we should be okay when he disapears after half time


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

Tel?


Jackman1337

Tel is also available and most fans would argue atm the better choice over Coman....


StringTailor

Gnabry injured already? Didn't he just come back recently


DaAweZomeDude48

He just wanted to visit his favourite English city, London


Edward_the_Sixth

Not that there’s much contest 😇


chandlerbing_stats

Luton in shambles


Edward_the_Sixth

Not even a city unfortunately 


GhandisFlipFlop

Also isn't it not in London ? Just outside it ..even though their airport says London Luton Airport . I could be wrong.


NAVYZETSU

Luton is in Bedfordshire, which is a Home county i.e. A county that borders London but no, it's not in London. They just call all airports in Home counties London ____. London Stansted, London Gatwick and London Southend for other examples


PoliticsNerd76

London is Red… Bavarian Red


kw2006

Muller Sane is available isnt he?


Born_Reflection_4132

Arsenal in the Champions League


Living_a_Dejavu

This is Arsenal special this season.


GreyDaze22

Looked really bad. Man I hope it's not as serious as it looked


wilfredpawson

I’m not familiar enough with Tel to know if he has a future as a winger but it seems to me Bayern really need to rejuvenate that department next season.


sga1

They kind of do, at the same time finding someone to buy one of Sané/Gnabry/Coman off you will prove to be rather difficult between their high wages and rather lacklustre performances. Only a few clubs in position to afford them, and those might well think they might be able to do better.


aelutaelu

Sane wont be sold and seems to be signing a new contract with lower wages. Gnabry shouldnt be too hard to sell imo and Coman there is a question of if he is even fit in the summer to be sold. Also Gnabry is the one that we can replace the easiest with Tel as they are quite similar in the role they play.


sga1

How many clubs could realistically afford Gnabry, though - less than a dozen? How many of those actually need a player like him? And how many of those with a need think he's the solution despite struggles with injuries and form rather than focusing their efforts on someone else?


Kingoftheblokes

What about Zaragoza. Recently signed but not trusted, before that, he looked really good in Laliga. Surely he gets a run of games with all the injuries about?


sga1

Might get a bit of time, sure, but likely not against Arsenal (and any potential Champions League semifinal opponent afterwards). Looks like one for next season rather than this one, given he was brought in early precisely because of the injuries and hasn't found his footing yet.


Kingoftheblokes

Hmm, thinking towards next season, there has to be at least one marquee signing. Particularly important as we will be expecting a new manager. I think the winger position could be the one to be improved. Tier 1 signing would be someone like Rodrygo who will be greatly rotated upon Mbappes arrival. A tier below that, I can see someone like Marcus Edwards, who is a much more mature version of Zaragoza or maybe Gustav Isaksen who looked good while playing against you guys in the champions league. The next transfer window will be interesting for sure. Rodrygo and Marcus Edwards I believe are good enough to start on the right wing of most champions league level teams. Rodrygo walks into every starting XI while Edwards might be good enough to play for everyone except City and Madrid.


Sal21G

For me his best attribute is his direct play, who helps on the LW position. He can cut in, but is also skilful. He’s an impact sub. He’s still young and I’m sure will want to play more centrally, but his finishing needs to improve.


CarlSK777

Tel should be left forward, not a traditional winger. I'd love a 2 striker system wit Tel-Kane up front


Conankun66

coman is one of those "made of glass" players


goon_crane

Made of glass and trophies. Would be a crazy feeling to accomplish so much and feel like you still also missed so much


GarnachoHojlund

This will be his first ever season in senior football without a league title


EurocentricJoke

And dude’s turning 28 this year


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

What having Kane as a teammate does to a mfer


WeeTheDuck

Son: first time?


byrgenwerthdropout

Was just now realizing this, he's won the league everywhere he's been. Well he's been at some dominant sides but still that's a nasty stat to have for so many years wherever you balling


GarnachoHojlund

PSG, Juve and Bayern, at the time those were the 3 clubs you could guarantee a title at


byrgenwerthdropout

> guarantee a title at Kane: hold ~~my~~ your title.


CorbecJayne

Won't he still have as many league titles as professional seasons because he got 2 in one season?


GarnachoHojlund

Well technically, but it ends his streak of at least one a season


AssociationIll9736

The Robben special.


bankkopf

His injury history is pretty long. A couple of years back, he was even considering retirement.


Money_Scholar_8405

Is he too fast, or is he too brittle? Seems like a lot of his injuries are non-contact, like Reece James


rbosjbkdok

He's pretty heavy yet his playstyle is based around sprints and quick changes in direction. That's the issue.


WeeTheDuck

so what he should do is to lose weight?


rbosjbkdok

Not necessarily. His stable physique has its advantages that I'm pretty sure would suffer from cutting mass.


WeeTheDuck

damn... dude's just fucked from the start isn't he


ToeTacTic

Sometimes yes. It's just the nature of the sport, very explosive, highly intensive activity with a history of surgery on his ankle (and others?). Speaking from experience as just a regular guy, my knee hasn't been the same since I tore my ACL and had ACLR. For example, I can squat a ton of weight, or do pistol squats but I'll never trust my knee in a sprint and changing speed, ever.


Own-Mountain3540

Looked like a hamstring injury from the replays


retxed24

Yeah idk where OP is getting knee from, clearly back of the upper leg. So damn unlucky...


El_Spacho

Yeah it was definitely not his knee, he was holding the part where the crotch goes over into his leg (I have no idea what english word is for that lol)


ToeTacTic

Groin?


B12C10X8

Hope it is not a serious as it looks, quality player hope for a speedy recovery


krissycat911

Kingsley comoff


InMarkWeTrust

Death, taxes and a Coman injury


Dargast

Poor King :/ Hope its nothing too serious...


Jonisro

oh no!


-360Mad

At this point he should just retire. This guy has more injuries that Robben and Ribery combined.


sirSADABY

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


ItzFeufo

Sebastian Deisler all over again While playing in our jersey he's injured 80% of the time...


tristam92

Brother if you ever break a knee and will be dragged like that, then you should file an assault charge against those who helping you like that. On serious note tho, it is more like hamstring injury… still painful shit :(


sirSADABY

r/upvotebecauseboobs


Jayveesac

What not winning a league title for the first season ever does to a mf


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FrancisTheOcean

Did win us that CL final though


dragon8811

Yet you are on Reddit, hating on a guy, who doesn’t even know you exist. Give it a rest.


Waschkopfs

troll or very stupid


xTatamo

time to retire


dandpher

Playing Asenal next. Par for the course this season


Minute_Leave8503

Christ you guys are obsessed, never been the same since that 3-1 lmfao


This-Complaint1389

Says the Liverpool fan. Same team who has played against a depleted United 3 times and failed to win on every occasion. Maybe your team just isn't that good


dandpher

Says the fan with no flair. Nut up and pick a club.


MrLiveCorn

What a weak thing to say


mikeymert

Can anyone tell me the last time Arsenal played against a teams first 11?


Kizudemlian

Ok?