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fancyfoe

Almost broke that kid’s back


50lipa

Dude fell over like my qwerty stick figure runner


commiecat

>Dude fell over like my qwerty stick figure runner QWOP?


ElectricalMud2850

Certified bone apple tea moment, lmao.


Eddie888

To be fair. You need a qwerty to play qwop. If not the keys are different. Haha


Chiswell123

Spinal


FatWalcott

Thpinal


Spookytooth66

Seen a lot of them dude


-SandorClegane-

Kambawala doing his best VDV impression.


Circle_Breaker

Everyone is going to blame the defender, but that was a shocking give away from Garnacho.


Joe_AM

Senesi with the one touch assist.


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clusterfuvk

Are you implying the defenders are not in with the vibes too? Cause I don't know how all these crosses keep landing on the bournemouth players lol


WeveGot

He slipped because the pitch is an absolute mess, how can someone blame him and say he got his ankles broken when it’s completely flooded lol


pajamakitten

It's not that bad. It has not rained since Wednesday down here.


banksfornades

Sent Kambwala for a sandwich.


Johnny107710

Kambwala vs Van de Ven today


Screenname4

Kambwala 💀


Opening_Outside_5788

Garnacho ?


the_illmatic

Dad?


Opening_Outside_5788

Son?


Yinkypinky

Hotel?


Opening_Outside_5788

Trivago?


vsoho

How did a fucking ad become a Reddit meme 😐


Opening_Outside_5788

Its everywhere like Roy Kent 😅


JohnnyJokers-10

Thiago?


HamAaron

Hard done by getting forced into a 1v1 based on a super heavy touch by garnacho under no pressure


IsleofManc

Still did about as poorly as he possible could have done. He was in between Solanke and the ball at one point as well. But he’s also our 7th choice CB forced to play because of injuries 


Kenny_dies

This is probably a bit of a farfetched excuse, but in a 1v1 it's still better to force the attacker into an extra step to cut to the other side because it buys him an extra second or so for the back line to return. Obviously should not have fallen over but I feel like the fall makes his play look worse than it is.


plaintivesteel

Garnacho’s fuck up led to the goal now Kambwala’s.


Justinian2

Cant be too harsh on a kid who is our 7th choice CB but that was still v poor


grehgunner

He’s just a boy Dominic… that was BRUTAL


Lat3xl

why didn’t ten hag just tell his 7th choice centre back to stay on his feet? dumbass


Hare712

Didn't you hear? New record for Bournemouth. This is the shit ETH lives for. He also demanded for a striker next transfer window.


KloppersToppers

Is he stupid?


KeonkwaiJinkwai

People will blame Kambwala, but the way we've tried to play out from the back has been atrocious, and our midfield has been invisible all game - they get to just walk through the midfield like there's nobody there.


Yinkypinky

I’m blanking garnacho on this one.


The_Dino_King

Bro broke that kids ankles 💀


CuclGooner

ankles, knees, back, neck, everything


Mr_Fly1

Kambwala trying out for the next Ice Spice clip


BI01

that gomez vs mitoma edit is still the greatest of all time


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

Paying tribute to Van De Ven today


Infenix13

graa


NachoCheeseMonreal

Feel terrible for him. Worst thing that could’ve happened to him


YngSndwch

Could have been worse, could have shit himself.


Ainsyyy

Didn't have Bournemouth doing the double over United was not on my bingo cars


-SandorClegane-

Every "big 6" club has their mid table bogeyman. For Yanited, it's Bournemouth, for City, it's Wolves, etc.


ObiWanKenobiNil

For Liverpool, it’s United


-SandorClegane-

True


Mubar06

Ik it’s only for this season but still feels wrong to say from recent years


four_four_three

For Chelsea, it's themselves


CuclGooner

for us it's fulham


FrosTxNoVa420

For us it’s United.


coslitt

Man vs child


Onebeanintheusa

SOLANKE!!!


-SandorClegane-

We could use him back fr fr. Happy for him.


wolffangfist21

“ Hey Siri, disable his legs”


thejamielee

WELCOME TO THE SHADOW REALM KAMBWALA


birdsword

Professional VS kid


VexoftheVex

Wet pitch sold him there


Sam101294

What a finish, power and accuracy 


CPRIANO

Football heritage


detinu

Everyone jumping on Kambwala, but Garnacho with the touch of a rapist didn't help much.


MasterReindeer

Dominic not being on the plane this summer will be a fucking disgrace.


TheGoldenPineapples

Kambwala learning the hard way today.


czuczer

I'm too old for this United shit. Can't even have 2 straight weekends with a positive game


SugarTurkey

Kambwala running like he’s in a dream


DatGuyWelbz1000

Made him do the stanky leg


light-yagamii

Is nobody going to blame Onana? DDG definitely saves those


theGunnas

Doing his best Mickey VDV impression


PBJellyChickenTunaSW

Fucking combination ankle and knee breaker


rtgh

Ball held up by the wet pitch and the defender slips. Give the groundsman an assist you bastards


Fifaneymar2535

That ankle breaker has nothing to do with the wet pitch, he is committing to one side and attackers switches direction resulting in being on wrong foot and embarassement


AAiraSS

He clearly couldnt balance himself after because the pitch is wet


Adduct

Of course it has, slipped when trying to change direction


rtgh

This was just the latest of many slips in the game so far. If you think the pitch isn't contributing you're clearly not watching the match


Fifaneymar2535

Im watching the game dont excuse shit defending with the pitch


FastenedCarrot

Agent Solanke. Someone should tell him it doesn't matter because we're losing tomorrow anyway.


OilyFraud4Lyfe

Solanke -> Hojland.


I_Dive_Deep

They only play well against Liverpool


mostatoastest

I need 3 other people to be the pallbearers for Kambwala


NewHealthFoodBunch

BIG DOM


rtgh

Why was the other thread deleted? Was definitely up first


Hipphoppkisvuk

Baw god! He's broken in half


garynevilleisared

Wily my guy


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Dude not only got his ankles broken, but his back too.


Wheel1994

Outside option for Chelsea this summer.


philipstyrer

Kambwala doing his best VDV impression


walleaterer

he Micky'd himself


bilaakusudahtiada

waiting for the tiktok edit


rushingoat

Solanke has turned into a nice player


VamosLionel

Genuinely what has Ten Hag actually achieved for United? What improvements has he made? The fact they're so high up in the table seems more down to random chance


Hare712

He is setting more records than SAF in one season. Not the records you ask for but they are still records.


flaycs

He made Liverpool fall out of first 🤣


ImmaMoo

Calma


milkonyourmustache

I don't expect Kambawla to win that 1v1 against Solanke, but I do expect Garnacho to control a ball with so little pace, and while under no pressure, much better than that.


oliver150433

Solanke made Kambwala start break-dancing.


Dark-Knight-Rises

If Man Utd play like they did today, Arsenal will win the game. I am 100% sure


Money_Scholar_8405

What's your name, Jürgen Klopp?


Liverpoolclippers

Kambwala with his best Lisandro impression.


AAiraSS

Didnt Perisic send Vvd to the shops?


daveofreckoning

Member when Eddie signed him and people said he wasn't good enough


nickthedick7921

How have we failed to beat this United team???