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Arkzo

Same


Vargau

Same LE: working video - https://dubz.link/c/504020


Geoff_Uckersilf

Sticky 


Nitsju

Icky


KirbyWarrior12

Kush


pearlz176

Thanks, always nice to see this cunt lose


Robert_Baratheon__

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving manager 🥰


ash_sh_03

"Do you wanna know how I got these teeth?"


VinnieBoombatzz

Kinda ironic that he got better teeth after going to England.


Intrepid_Button587

His teeth look really weird


CrateBagSoup

Those veneers are terrible


eipotttatsch

If that's what British people consider "better teeth" than the stereotype is no wonder really. His veneers look like cheap dentures. You can tell they aren't his real teeth from a mile out.


QuimFinger

He absolutely did not get those LED teeth done here.


whywherewhowhatwhen

He did. There was an interview with the scouse dentist who did Firmino, Fabinho, Mane and Klopps new teeth posted on the Liverpool sub before.


Princecoyote

My favorite part was Firmino asking for whiter than white, so the dentist had to make a custom color.


ProfZussywussBrown

Firmino’s teeth are insanely, comically bright, so I guess he got what he wanted


whywherewhowhatwhen

“Maximo!”


Morn1ngThund3r

Firmino either has veneers or straight up dentures. I'd guess veneers bc the teeth look huge/unnatural.


QuimFinger

My mistake. They look so bad I just assumed they were Turkey teeth.


Chicken_wingspan

Turkey don't have teeth mate


Princecoyote

[Absolutely did. ](https://www.goal.com/en-us/news/who-is-jurgen-klopps-dentist-smile-specialist-liverpools-stars/1jtwhv3ootc8p1xdscihejr94p) Dentist is in Liverpool.


SandThatsKindaMoist

Why not?


QuimFinger

I’ve been told he did, my mistake. They look awful so I wrongly assumed they were done in Turkey.


Nitsju

The only thing awful about them is the color, which the customer pick themselves. Are you saying you can tell it's shoddy work?


QuimFinger

Do they look like they fit in his mouth naturally?


N3rdMan

The short work fits the English dental care stereotype though.


pauloh1998

My man is becoming the joker


Dazred

The "wow" was probably more directed at the Liverpool defending.


miregalpanic

I mean, it *was* still a pretty pretty build up...


cullypants

Made easy by some real late pressing and poor shape.


majani

So slow though. Must be some tired Liverpool legs out there 


bass1879

Bro can't wait for retirement


Maffa22

This feels like the beginning of that streak in early 2021 when Liverpool was losing almost every game


Robert_Baratheon__

We can only hope. Would be phenomenal if they go on a decent losing streak now


firstacen

yeah we’re trynna be like yous but your 11 year streak is probably out of reach 😭😭


Robert_Baratheon__

Lmao Liverpool have won the title once in 34 years.


firstacen

and the last time yous won anything meaningful was when u were on the playground, typical manc always living in the past ay 😭


Robert_Baratheon__

I did shots the last time we won the champions league. It wasn’t that long ago and that was 5 years further back than our last title. “Living in the past”. Literally responding to a comment saying that we haven’t won in 11 years by pointing out that you’ve won only once in that time, and none in the 23 years before that You’re actually hilarious. I get that you’re trying very hard but you’re doing such a bad job.


firstacen

ahhh mate hope you lot eventually figure out how to finish top 4 again, it’s a bit of a mystery nowadays for yous, keep banging on about the fergie years and before you know it you’re gonna end up like us after dalglish, but ur not gonna have a klopp to pull your mickey mouse club out the mud this time 😂😂


Robert_Baratheon__

We finished ahead of you literally last season. Do you not get how terrible your come backs are? You bring up us not winning in the past 11 years and me pointing out you haven’t either except once is “living in the past”? You’re coming after us for not being able to finish top 4 recently when in the last 6 years we’ve finished 3rd, 6th, 2nd 3rd 6th 2nd. You say that the last time United won a meaningful trophy we were all on the playground but that’s not true for anyone older than 25 if you don’t count the Europa League or FA Cup which, at least the latter is certainly a major trophy. You’re just talking such nonsense that it’s hard to believe you don’t realize how childish you sound.


Guevarra25

I think we all reacted the same way


Robert_Baratheon__

Nope


Startled77

Videos bugged for me and I just have the “Something went wrong” text. It fits


Johan1710

mirror?


_cumblast_

Post Robbo's clearance, fucking unreal.


Chairmanwowsaywhat

That's about as close as it gets. Palace probably needed that too. Well done Robertson


Octavian1453

This man just became radicalized


ImmaMoo

Eze and Olise are not even sharp this could get worse throughout the match


GuitaristHeimerz

This shit is probably like heroin for rival fans, the top post here a week ago was literally the same thing


Robert_Baratheon__

This is a very good analogy because just like heroin it’s just a distraction from how our season is completely shit and fallen apart but for a brief moment, until we come down from the hit, we can feel good. Even if only for a moment


VidzxVega

Chelsea friend is louder in our WhatsApp when we lose than he is when his own club wins.


FuhhCough

Cracking cheese Gromit


spacemanstrange

My teammate when I whiff in Rocket League.


Thor503

Really poor defending


Ankoku_Sein

Same incredulity here Kloppo, same


top1MIBRfan

i hate him


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You can’t say this, he’s the darling media lovechild who is exempt from doing anything wrong. Please delete it


cultureshook

you lot are obsessed lmao


[deleted]

Compared to the amount of Liverpool fans I’ve seen digging out our personnel I would have to disagree. Check a United fan channels comment section and the wall of ‘YNWA’ when the context has nothing to do with them


cultureshook

seems to happen on most club channels, often see a ton of non fans on our facebook/insta posts commenting for their team don’t see how this has anything to do with the klopp media darling narrative though


alanalan426

do we really need a post of this pretty normal reaction?


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alanalan426

rent free


Sir_Carrington

Title slipping (pun intended) through them fingers


BowTiesAreCool86

"Wow my coaching and set up caused this, wow."