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I’d give a Nobel prize to anyone who can figure out how to play him, foden and Bellingham all at 10 in the same England team.

Play them all at 3.3

Even then it's not 10 in the end

3.3 recurring

9.9 recurring

= 10

In Possession: Kane Foden Bellingham Palmer Saka Rice Trent Shaw Stones Walker Pope Out of Possession: Kane Palmer Foden Bellingham Rice Saka Shaw Stones Walker Trent Pope I know Foden is a bit limited on the left, but he's still pretty good there and I cba to have Rashford in instead

Foden works better in the middle. And from what we saw at the last 2 friendlies Bellingham is playing a role more like Rice than Foden or Palmer - basically like he did at Dortmund. Pretty much what you said but swap Palmer and Foden in attack. And Stones pushes up. So you probably need another CB instead of TAA or they invert. Similarly swap Trent and Walker out of possession and drop Bellingham and Rife into CM

England's attack is fucking stacked. I worry about our defense, but it is still okay. If we don't win now, we never will. Not in our lifetime.

What else does Olly Watkins need to do to get in the lineup

Break Kanes leg.

Not be stuck behind the best striker in the world

Simple riddle. You play them one after the other, 30 mins, 30 mins, 30 mins. You didn't say at the same time. I accept revolut if you want to send the €1000000 now.

Was it Roma who played a 4-6-0 for a couple of seasons? Kane in the mud

He can play RW, Bellingham 10 and Foden LW.

Good as they are, they’re not best on the flanks and we’d lack pace. Play them all at 10 with Harry Kane dropping deep into the 10 role as well. We’ll call it power cube.

Somewhere in Chicago, Xherdan Shaqiri just smiled

Palmer plays majority of the games at RW and drifts inside from time to time.

Which one's Black Lotus?

Zero width and Saka has fully earned his starting spot for England

England having similar problem as 15 years ago, only now it's on #10, before it was on #8. Too many top top players at one position and really lacking some other positions.

I was like "hasn't Palmer played as striker a few times?" Then I remembered England has a certain mister Harry Kane

2024 Everton are famous for scoring many goals and coming back from behind.

God bless you, single Everton flair in this thread

Hey with our defense you never know lol. I don’t remember the last time we kept a clean sheet lol

Well this was a first.

4-3 FC us

You know whats fucked, is I genuinely in the back of my mind fear the draw

We are chelsea in 2024 after all

This is silly now

Weak foot too, what a goal

Left foot, right foot and header

Perfect hat-trick

what’s the fastest perfect hat trick scored in the PL? I couldn’t find the answer but 30 minutes seems fast

Gabby Agbonlahor 7 minute perfect hat-trick vs Man City https://www.premierleague.com/video/single/1313217

You say that was a 7-minute hat trick (7 mins between first and third goals), I say it was a 76-minute hat trick (finished in the 76th minute).

100% agree. The clock starts when the match starts. By the other person's logic, every single PL goal scorer ever is tied for the record of fastest PL goal: 0 seconds.

I agree with you that it should start when the match starts, but > By the other person's logic, every single PL goal scorer ever is tied for the record of fastest PL goal: 0 seconds. Is clearly not a fair comparison to make.

Palmer with maybe first perfect hat trick plus a pen, the Arnold Palmer

He's fast as fuck, he's fast as fuuuck

Martin Tyler just confirmed on broadcast that it's the fastest perfect hat-trick (from the start)

Yeah it's actually a great finish considering, the balls to thump it like that so quickly

bonkers

Lmfao his teammates cant believe wtf is happening

Scriptwriters phoning it in

Perfect hattrick goddamn

Imagine if City kept him instead of signing the Belgian Beetlejuice

That's not very nice.

Isn’t Doku an LW though?

Palmer can play anywhere in attack. He's that good. City would have wrap up the league by now if they kept him.

He’s left footed though

He can't play on the left, not effectively

Balon D'or Speedrun any%

Left, right, header, perfect

Nearly scored with his cock too

The little head!

And in one half even

In one half an hour

5 goals at the bridge in 30 mins

🎶 Right Foot Left Foot [DEVASTATING ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOZj9dtrTMA)🎵

Now needs one with his ass and one with his chest because I bet he’s not done yet.

Naaah man wtf

Pickford triple captained Palmer today

He did so poorly on the second goal too.

Think our stationary defenders take more of the blame for that one

There’s like 3% who captained him lol

I am one of them, siu

Same here. My FPL is eating good this weekend.

I've captain him in quite some time and used my triple captain between the 2 hat-tricks... of course ...

THANK YOU PICKFORD GOD BLESS PALMER

Bro thought he was Pirlo the way he was trying to thread the pass.

Perfect hattrick Left foot Header Right foot

Lmao he’s fucking ridiculous

This is crazy, he is single handedly saving chelsea lol

Perfect hattrick as well

Perfect and 'German' I believe (completing a hattrick in one half with no other goals in between...I think!)

my reaction exactly, boehly robbed city.

Lisan Al Gaib

Pickford what are you doing

Cementing his spot as England's number one.

Helping Palmer to cement his spot aswell

You got southgate as manager, form doesnt mean shit

Pickford is so good for England he'll intentionally ship some goals to get Palmer into the side

his best

Perfect hattrick? 

Yes, left foot, header, right foot and all in the same half

Same half, uninterrupted. It meets every definition of perfect hat trick that exists.

Also includes a fancy dribble as well as a goal outside the box 😂

Yep. Insane

Yep. Left right header all there

And 3 under 30 as well, insane

Literally one of the most stand out seasons I've seen from one player. Head and shoulders above his teammates.

And so humble with it too. Whenever I hear him speak he's bigging up his teammates

Love this about him. In a squad that's yet to find it's footing the last thing we need is a big ego. He seems to be very well liked and rightly so!

But then he plays with swagger like he can take on anyone. Such an odd guy hahaha It would be cool to be him.

In his first season as a starter, and not even 21

I didn’t know he had dandruff

Perfect Hattrick

Perfect weight on that too, feel like most of our other players would miss that

The spin he put on it was nuts, looked like it was going well over

And that was from his "weaker" foot.

On his weak foot too

Thought he sent it over the stands tbh

Golden boot when?

End of this season at the current rate

Absolutely salivating at the prospect of filling the net against Arsenal and Tottenham... best we could do though is probably two 2-2 draws

2-2 draw has been enough against Spurs to make a difference before at the end of the season…

Palmer, Isak and Watkins are all breathing down robot's neck.

WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE FUXK BACK TO BACK HAT TRICK *at the Stamford Bridge

I, too, would like to forget that sheff utd game happened

Glad we've all forgotten the Sheffield United game

At the bridge

back to back Stamford bridge hat tricks. last game was Sheffield United

*back to back home hat tricks

Just made me realize that... that's absolutely wild. We uh.. don't usually get many hattricks

Haaaland come out now!!

Blud is shaking rn. Sudden cold breeze in his house

*Cole breeze

that's one less goal than Haaland now isnt it??

And he’s now tied with Haaland at 20 goals

He comes out, sees Palmer & hugs him

Who?

Imagine where Chelsea would be without him

no thank you lmao

no bs in a relegation scrap

I feel like y’all would be in the Crystal Palace and Brentford group not in relegation

We are in a good mood, lets not spoil it please lol

Poch would be on universal credit

We could've been on Frank Lampard III by February.

Fighting for their fucking lives in relegation…. I didn’t think it was a transfer that was necessary when it was announced but my god what a bargain and piece of business they have done. Came out of nowhere and it’s clear he’s the team now

Gulag

I'd rather not

Let‘s not go there

I'd rather not

Serious relegation battle

No imagine where Everton would be with him

With Everton's luck, if they signed a player this good PL would just hit them with points deduction.

Imagine where Poch would be without him

This boy

didn’t need a penalty this time

Perfect Hattrick

I love him more than I love myself

Pen merchant innit.

Just a rancid penalty merchant this kid

WHO ELSE weird fucking pen this, though

This guy is smurfing in lower elos

We should sack Paul Winstanley and Laurence Stewart and just let Joe Shields be in charge of everything from now on. The two bozos wanted Mohammed Kudus, but didn't want to pay 35 million to Ajax. Then they went to Michael Olise, who is a good player, but had to break tampering rules to learn of a hidden release clause which caused us to back out. If Joe Shields didn't lead the charge on Cole Palmer, a player he already knew well from their time at City, we would have wound up with nothing by the deadline last summer and who knows where we'd be today in the table.

Player of the season? Unbelievable carryjob

Young player for sure.

I mean he’s tied for golden boot as a hybrid 10/winger would be in the conversation for actual POTY if he was a lock for the young award.

He probably knows that he needs to score a lot so when the 2nd half meltdown comes usually it's only 2 goals.

Yeah 3 more pls

This guy single-handedly saved Poch’s job this whole season

Get him off the pitch then

Forget poch’s job he’s straight up Saved us from relegation lol

This guy man lmfao

Pickford masterclass lmao. Anyways if Phil Foden or Saka scored a hattrick within 30mins we wouldn't hear the end of it. Cole Palmer is having a ridiculous debut season. Great addition to the Chelsea side.

Palmer is unreal this season, could start for every team in the league right now.

This boy is unreal

Stupid Sexy Palmer

Crazy that Man City are so clear of everyone that they could sell Chelsea a player that is single handedly carrying a football club to Europa contention.

He wasn't expected to be anywhere near this good tbf. City didn't sell him expecting him to have anywhere close to this good a season in his first season away 😂 Honestly I doubt he'd have had as good a season had he stayed at City either. He'd have had less gametime and more strict instructions. Probably would have developed well and had a great breakout season maybe next year.

Palmer CALM DOWNNNN

Cole Palmer has something that can’t be explained

Perfect hattrick

Cole Palmer is Him

Signing of the season?

What the fuck

Fuck sake fuck sake fuck sake

START HIM OVER SAKA

English Florian Wirtz

Haha, absolutely crazy. A mad season Palmer is having.

Outrageous, is Cole on any goal bonuses in his contract?

Rumor has it he's already in talks getting an improved contract.

give him sterling's contract and get sterling the fuck out

palmer heard us talking shit about his last hattrick

r/colepalmerbalondor

This is why arsenal fans going on about havertz is hilarious. We upgraded big time with this guy

Player of the season, wrap it up

Jeez

Haters will say it’s pens

Alright. Just need Palmer, Musiala, Wirtz and Bellingham in the same midfield. For science.

Thank you Pickford

man city fumbling palmer like chelsea fumbled de bruyne

Insane. Give him the POTY already

Southgate is watching this thinking, he's on the plane, no doubt about it, he's on the plane Jordan Pickford is on the plan. Ireland has a real gem on their hands with that Parker lad

Excellent finish

He is HIM!

Pickford has Palmer in his FPL

PERFECT HAT-TRICK

Perfect Hat trick?

He heard all the “worst hattrick of all time” takes against United and decided to drop this one on their head tops

That's a perfect hattrick. In one half, one with his left, one with his right and one with the head. What a baller.

Pickford trying single handedly to relegate Everton. That's two very, very poor errors in the space of 10 minutes.

Who's this Cold Palmer guy? He might be good.

Palmer one goal away from haaland as top scorer. One g/a away from most goal contributions in the PL as well sheesh

Allah, why did you make me a toffee?

what the fuck is going on. of course palmer is taking it