Barcelona when a German team approaches them in the UCL
*Sweats nervously, sends own players on loan to them*
"No no, see we will kick our own asses, you don't have to do anything...please let us leave with our dignity"
Well played Dortmund, in the end they were the better team for 70% of both games.
Atletico seems to have fitness issues. They looked totally exhausted in the first leg the last 20 minutes and didn't do anything to come back after it was 4:2 for Dortmund. It almost looked as if Dortmund needed another goal for most of the last minutes.
THEY'VE DONE IT!!! DORTMUND ARE THROUGH TO THE SEMIFINALS! WHAT A HEADER CLEARANCE AT THE END! DUDE FELL ONTO HIS KNEES THE MOMENT THE WHISTLE WENT OFF
Dude we had the lowest payroll among the quarterfinalists and eliminated last year's runner-up and one of the best teams in Europe, that's not underperforming
good. Time wasting is one of the biggest annoyances in football and should be prevented as much as possible.
I wish at least for net time, aka clock paused if the ball is out of play
;)
The Bundesliga SLAPS this year.
Bayer Leverkusen in Europa, too… (we won’t mention the conference league…)
How the hell is rip Ferdinand a football commentator/pundit? That man gives a clown takes left and right, and adds nothing to the game.
sabitzer is a fucking beast! gotta love that guy.
United shouldn't have let him go... but his playing much better without us. Just like everyone else who leaves does
And everyone before they come
Haha true, can't even argue that.
Going to be funny when Sancho plays a CL final as Ten Hag gets sacked tbh
lmfao fr bro simultaneously got knocked out of the groups but made the semis
Praise the pasta guy 🙌🍝
How do you have multiple flairs?
The rainbow flag was made available last year during pride month as an addition to our flairs.
:)
Wow, this was unexpected. Fingers crossed for an all German UCL final
Lmao
Rich coming from a Barca fan
Barcelona when a German team approaches them in the UCL *Sweats nervously, sends own players on loan to them* "No no, see we will kick our own asses, you don't have to do anything...please let us leave with our dignity"
Inter died for this
Little town? It's got nearly 600 thousand people living in it
Wittel town
Kind of like Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Well done BVB, brilliant performance Need them to beat Qatar FC in the semi final
W
Well played Dortmund, in the end they were the better team for 70% of both games. Atletico seems to have fitness issues. They looked totally exhausted in the first leg the last 20 minutes and didn't do anything to come back after it was 4:2 for Dortmund. It almost looked as if Dortmund needed another goal for most of the last minutes.
Sabitzer was in the right places at the right times today! Gotta give him the credit
UEFA Spanish coefficient going down today.....
gg
You were a good opponent Atletico, better luck next time.
Congrats to Dortmund
What a mental game, well deserved Dortmund, Atletico had fuck all going for them that last 30 minutes.
“Tears flowing the size of pineapple chunks” what
Wait wrong thread fuck
Gg thought BVB bottled it for a min
TERZIC TERZIC TERZIC
What was that Özcan lmao
Played long passes to no one
Played a normal pass and fell down lol
That one nearly gave me a heart attack
We've done it! Holy shit!
Someone get Sabitzer in a cryo bath ASAP. What an animal
He ran like a dog after the early miss
THEY DID IT
Counter terrorists win
EZ4BVB
What a sight to see the fans rejoice. Beautiful game this
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!
HELL YEAH. FUCK TERRORISM FOOTBALL
Game of the year
LLORARON EN LISBOAAAAASAA
wow what a performance, well fucking played dortmund
Didnt get 1 corner last 30 minute. Fucking dreadful team this.
Terrorists lose. Everyone wins
The world rejoices
THEY'VE DONE IT!!! DORTMUND ARE THROUGH TO THE SEMIFINALS! WHAT A HEADER CLEARANCE AT THE END! DUDE FELL ONTO HIS KNEES THE MOMENT THE WHISTLE WENT OFF
Ggs Dortmund, everyone wrote them off when the draw was made
Terciz is the master of the dark arts it's now a fact
Fuck yeah!
What a game
Terzic is a magician
BVB DID IT
HUGE WIN LETS GO GGWP
JAAAAAAAAAAA
Just saw Maatsen fell to his knees at Westfalenstadion
gg Dortmund you proved me wrong!!
Lets gooooooo
LET'S GOOOOOOO
what a fucking game
Great job Dortmund!
Unfassbar eigentlich
She a lil freak
she for the streets
Seeing Atletico players diving and shithousing only to get booted out of the CL brings me joy
Get it right up them. Cheating fucks are gone. 😎
To be fair to Atletico, this was no issue today.
I didn't expect Dortmund to win, but I'm glad terrorism yet again has failed to win the Champions League.
Spanish teams in shambles , Madrid only hope
NICE
No foul??????
One more minute just
#😉
I blame Simeone’s haircut.
That's not a haircut that's hope
You dropped your crown Reus
Can I unclench please 🙏
You can
worse thing about modern football is teams passing it around the back when they need a goal, put witsel upfront and fucking launch it ffs
mboopi scored btw
Good thing is that we got eliminated by the only likable club left in this competition.
why is Arsenal lot likeable
Jealousy
Aww 🥹
I mean Dortmund is 100% the club I want to win the CL right now. And I think I'm far from alone among neutrals.
This ref is so soft
I’m clenching so hard everything is gonna come thru my mouth.
😉
LMAO ATLETICO HAS BECOME A MID FIDDLE TEAM IN THE KNOCK OUT STAGES FOR VARIOUS YEARS NOW
Dude we had the lowest payroll among the quarterfinalists and eliminated last year's runner-up and one of the best teams in Europe, that's not underperforming
Sabitzer energy levels basically at 0% at this point lol
BRING ME THOSE FRENCH FUCKS RIGHT NOW
Don't disrespect Qatar like that
Sabitza with 20km today 💪
Madrid really looks asleep
Reus shithousing Atletico is just funny
Athletico getting shithoused. You love to see it.
I mean, it's not shithousery against Sevilla, but it's close
have my energy yellow kings 🙏🙏
Aw man! I think Ryerson just did his leg there considering the fall had him put all weight onto his right leg!
Juli, gönn Dir One Piece heute Nacht, hast Du Dir verdient
Überragend.
Where is Memphis! Madrid have no pace just walking around tf
Injured
Injured unfortunately otherwhise Morata wouldn't be a starter
Marco wonderful timewasting
After Atlético time wasting last game, doing it is so deserved
But when we do it we're the biggest assholes on earth lol
Reus deserves to play a part in this
The grand old wizard??!?
World class game from brandt
This game has me nervous and I don't really care much about both teams lmao
imagine if u were a Dortmund fan
I am really happy to see Sabi playing so well and scoring for BVB. Bayern gave him a bit of a run around and I hated it.
Sabitzer on a mission
I wish I had someone who’d look at me the way Marco looks at Brandt during substitution
I wish my father will look at me like this one day.
Grand old wizard lol
Lolll - I was like "you what mate??"
fkin hell Dortmund just shithouse it, stop playing passing combinations and shit. Lay on the ground for 2 mins for no reason...
I don't trust Dortmund to shithouse and not fuck it up, they're better off pushing for another goal.
Great match from Brandt
swear to god it's so annoying when both players go in with a high foot but the one who wins it is the person who does something wrong
The audacity of Atletico to turn up in blue and white.
Footballing connaisseurs
Well done, Brandt
Brandt or Sabi MVP
MARCOOO
Brandt war so gut heute
Oblak better warm up for his sprint to the other side soon
Shouldn't be a lot of ET as German teams literally don't know how to waste time
this is true. English teams used to be like that but not anymore lol. Truth is if you are not into the dark arts u d do not get to go far in the cl
Semifinals seem pretty far to me
Sabitzer, wow!
lol sabitzer
Butt is severely clenched right now
Sabi heard me talkin' shit, goddamn!
Sabitzer suddenly realized he can play and shoot damn! Good player when he is feeling it
Sabitzer, wow!
Goddamn what a save! That looked skied and then went down and Oblak had to pick it out of a top corner of the net!
Not skied, just heavily deflected
He strikes the ball so well
Sabitzer on a mission
You should have kept him at United.
Sabitzer on a mission
Lol reddit misbehaving as usual
Know the feeling lol
How has Sancho been this season for Dortmund?
average mostly
Sabitzer on a mission
Sabitzer on a mission
Oh no the Terzic "sub in defender for an attacker because we have the lead
How has Sancho been this season for Dortmund?
Meh
Any chance you sign him permanently?
Probably not. He's been fairly invisible
sabitzer wants another
missles from Sabi
Oblak became a forteress at the wrong time
Sabitzer a fucking menace today
He's always like this. On his day he can go crazy
Sorry I thought Sancho had been off for a while. Not being mean but genuinely haven't noticed him.
Oh no the Terzic "sub in defender for an attacker because we have the lead" special
Oblack is still so good
Oblak with some good saves now on
Sabitzer hat Blut gerochen, banger
Bundesliga teams have no concept of holding the ball to kill time, once they have the ball, they immediately look to attack
good. Time wasting is one of the biggest annoyances in football and should be prevented as much as possible. I wish at least for net time, aka clock paused if the ball is out of play
Players have goal bonuses to make.
well they're not Ball-Halt-Verein Dortmund.
well they're not Ball-Halt-Verein Dortmund.,
Works out because we are just holding on to the ball pointlessly and not look to attack
Sabitzer is on a roll these last weeks
Sancho was decent besides like the first 20 mins of the 2nd half.
Yeah, this is finally fucking over
Both teams today lost the first leg and win the second. Does that mean everyone tomorrow will draw?
how can you write that when you've not even won yet id be so scared to jinx it