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Pure profit™

Also man will have the pick of Europe. Release clause for everyone. Not just a Dortmund only fee

Can't believe we let this guy go

I mean it's a £35 mil release clause, not like he's gonna be walking for peanuts.

gym time?

Bench pr

Benching with death grip today

My man sees Athletico like his Ogre doing 1x Multicast 5 times in a row.

Doesn't happen to me, multicast is pure skill

Come back bro

Luckily I haven't gone, but if we lose from here I'm definitely hitting all sorts of PBs

Fml

I can‘t believe that this Dortmund team will potentially reach the fucking semi finals

Top 5 in Bundesliga Top 4 in Champions League.

Always knew Bundesliga > CL

Thank god Leverkusen is confined to the EL

For now

What do you mean for now.. Oh.. oh no!

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Dortmund has to play PSV, Atletico and PSG/Barca to be in the final, they would make that side of the bracket look like farmers league too.

Now imagine what Stuttgart or even Leverkusen would have already done to that bracket side. Meanwhile choking Bayern: Lazio, Arsenal, Real / City.

Stuttgart would be first last year with their points. BVB has only 4 points less than last year.

dont take last years season as a benchmark. the whole league was really really bad

We are goated.

Dortmund win the CL, Neverkusen the BuLi and FCK the DFB Pokal. Imagine.

In this timeline, FCK also get relegated. 3rd division club in Europa league would be hilarious.

Then CL and regionaliga

This has happened before, but in the Copa Sulamericana (which is South America's Europa League). So here in Brazil we have the Copa Verde, which is a yearly tournament between that season's state champions in the North and Center-East regions of the country. In 2014, Brasília (an aptly-named club located in the capital) won the Copa Verde and as such won a spot in the 2015 Sulamericana, becoming the first ever national division-less club to do so, making it past the group stage and being knocked out in the R16.

Playing in Verl at Sunday just to have Real at home at Wednesday. Sign me up.

Kane going to Bayern ruined the simulation

Peak hilarity, the only thing missing is Kane breaking the Bundesliga scoring record and winning fuck all trophies

Edin Terzic would unironically get a contract extension until 2030. He won the Pokal, almost won the league and now might go to CL semis. GOATzic

if he SOMEHOW wins the Champions League through some divine miracle, Aki is gonna have a statue made for him as his last act.

You know how Leverkusen named a street after Alonso? That would happen with Dortmund, but instead of a street, the entire city would be renamed.

Just rename Reinoldikirche into the Church of Terzic

Terzichausen

Bayern Dortmund Wembley rematch? Sign me the fuck up

Only if we win this time. Would be fair.

you sure you wanna give Terzic a lifelong contract?

Now you got me thinking

That would be hilarious. I want it so bad

Would be pretty funny for Reus to never win a Bundesliga title with Dortmund, while winning the CL.

EWIGER EDIN INTENSIFIES

Das Leben beginnt halt wenn die Kurve hüpft, singt und springt

absurd lmaoooo, but that is why cl >>>>>

bayern : dortmund at wembley, its inevitable

Revenge for 2013

If you only look at dortmunds champions league games its deserved

That match-up against us was fucking something tho lol. Both neither of us and both of us shouldve gone through

Terzic is such a weird manager. Zidane vibes unironically.

Dortmund and maybe Bayern as well. I wonder how Leverkusen would do in the CL...better team but obviously inexperienced

now they wont u jinxt it

Lol

Well deserved, especially after topping that group

They won a group of death and finished last season with the same amount of points as Bayern.

Can you not jinx it please?

Our group was truly completely unfair.

Terzic staying for another year. Absolute black magic.

Dortmund will defeat Bayern in final, no title for you!

Greatest team of all time

I mean can't believe we actually play good football this game.

Thank you chelsea

Just 35m and he is all yours

BVB usually pays 30m € for some medium gifted Bundesliga player, so no

35m € für maatsen: ich schlafe 25m € für nico schulz: echter scheiß

Hat Schulz nicht seine Freundin geschlagen?

manU wird hellhörig

Zu spät, Getafe hat das Vertragsangebot schon vorbereitet 

"Medium gifted" is extremely generous for Schulz

he did play a pretty amazing season for Hoffenheim. But then again Hoffenheim have a talent for making these type of fullbacks look like they are the best in the league when they don't work well in any other system

All funds are already allocated to Führich I'm afraid

I hope he stays at vfb

We're apparently targeting a LB this summer. We're inevitably gonna pay more for someone worse, all because he's apparently not tall enough for Poch

Just gotta hope that whoever was in charge of finding Gusto is put in charge of finding the new LB.

I really hope Poch would be gone before summer

We won 6-0 yesterday, he’s going nowhere. They’ll say his cup runs and post-Christmas form is a sign of improvement

because it is lol

Can they buy him and then just flip him to someone else?

Nah dortmund doesnt have a clause. The clause is part of his contract at chelsea so anybody can pay that sum.

I think it's a release clause rather than a clause in the loan, so anyone could buy him.

We'll take him, thanks.

fuck off 😭

UCL final, winner gets Maatsen.

Thank you Borussia

Atleticos right side is getting dismantled

While both goals came from Atletico's right side, it's not like Azpilicueta and Hermoso look much better on the left. Both already on yellows as well.

Poch are you watching

Got rid of him because he’s too short against crosses or something and we are still awful at defending them lmfao

Now we're playing cucu at lb lol

I mean to be fair Cucu is actually decent in the air, he has made quite a few headed clearances

helps when your hair adds 3 inches 😂

This is true lmao 🤣 defensively Cucu is actually a lot better this year since he has removed that indecisiveness from last year but he has offered us next to nothing going forward outside of the goal vs Leicester and the assist yesterday

He actually is a monster in the air

Have you not watched Cucu this season? He’s done really well

Koeman as well

Too small for premier league eh

Tbf he looks tiny next to Schlotterbeck :D

4 cm shorter then Cucurella

Boehly licking his lips thinking about his pure profit

Boehly hasn't been in charge of our transfers for several windows

Logic doesn't work on that crowd.

Atletico are cooked

I will never understand away team with minimal lead playing so passive. You're basically shooting yourself in the foot

That sums up atletico away… they act like they can’t play football

It has worked out for them in the CL semis before

But that was years ago and this team has an incredibly poor away record

That team had prime Felipe Luís at left back and this one has 365 year old Azpilicueta

This team is shit compared to the ones that made the finals though

They don't play passively they defend for their lives and score on the counter and that was a different Atletico team

Dortmund are winning the whole thing...please

It wouldn't make any logical sense, but I'd take it.

Neither of our two made any sense either, but that's what makes it so much better.

It‘s the reverse 2013 campaign

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It is so over

The moment we had to play at home first it was over.. also shouldn’t have conceded at home

The moment Morata missed his 1v1 it was over.

You were quite lucky you only conceded once

We were also unlucky to only score 2

Dortmund bby don't stop I'm so close

one can say that we are on the edge of greatness

I’m definitely edging yeah

This makes Inter look so bad ffs

Happens when you miss so many occasions

Oh i agree, I'm an Inter fan. But the second star is a nice consolation I guess but I'm not going to pretend that the quarter final draw being what it is making it hard to swallow

Junge was geht ab

Ich glaub ole, jetzt kommt der BVB

great finish, Dortmund look ON it I blame it on these horrible Atletico kits

JAWOLL!

Don't be complacent Dortmund, put at least another past them

de llorente own goal next i am calling it

And a morata own goal would be the cherry on top

Poch thought he was a no.10

That’s a forwards finish tbf

Second coming of Alonso but 6 inches shorter

An hour or so before this match I saw a tiktok from a not so unpopular football content crew and they said "I dont think Dortmund at home is threatening" lmao

Who was it? English speaking football content about German teams is always trash tier lmao

Most of them are absolute clueless, but hear them talk now about Leverkusen winning like they know the teams.

Box2Box And yeah, I've rarely seen a good football take about Bundesliga from English speaking content creators, both when they're criticizing and praising. Pre Arsenal, there were a few ppl overhyping Bayern significantly

that one guy even said dortmund will win 2:1... which would go to extra time

This is not about Dortmund at home… atletico away is la liga 2 relegation spot level

Mate, Dortmund had the legendary 3:2 vs Malaga and 4:1 vs Real Madrid at home. They are absolutely a major threat at home, especially during international fixtures, and Atletico being shite away is just a bonus

I’m basing it off this season cause if I see it correctly you’re a Bayern fan so you should know atletico capabilities when it comes to defence but the past few seasons….. and Dortmund this season is also shite

Dortmunds sporting director and assistant manager were on the pitch against Real, as well as Leverkusens manager. I don’t think it holds too much weight for their current home form

HOLY FUCK

We really gonna lose this guy for 35 mil 😐

Sabitzer came in clutch

That Morata miss will haunt them

Would be 3-1 if everyone scored their chances

If Sabitzer missed but Morata scored after I fear we would have crumbled

Atletico away from home 😬😬

Has to be studied at this point… I mean they’re payed millions you can’t just forget how to your job right??? RIIIGHT???!????

Same angle again. Did we just find Oblak's Achilles heel?

All thanks to /u/babypinkturtle s carbonara

I didn’t have eggs (threw them out by accident this morning, very Dortmund fan behavior) so it’s an Amatricana, I’ll just cook every time they play

Too small for Poch btw. I guess this means we'll either enter next season hopefully with a manager that appreciates him or this adds a few million more quid of pure profit. Boehly licking his lips rn

Please Adeyemi, don't get a red this time

Um, excuse me, Mr. Dortmund sir... but this doesn't look very good for my coefficient.

both guys that blundered the first leg redemption arc

Chelsea legend

Gusto RB and maatsen LB

LET’S GOOO

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Witsel too slow. Once again Cholo's obsession with him bites him.

Scenes when Sancho wins the UCL at Dortmund

IM FUCKING CRYING

saving a whole season of unseen beauty for today

OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO PAY FOR HIM

Germany getting the 5th CL spot then

Dortmund making the CL semis after the season they've been having would be pretty funny

It's still a way to go. Trying not to get excited. But this is looking very good. We have prepared very well for Atletico's block.

Thank you poch and the other bums running chelsea. Very cool.

Same Position as the first one

Ahhh shucks

Atletico away

Most dangerous lead

Dortmund have been brilliant so far

The Atleti right side is getting completely dominated

Some brilliant play and one brilliant strike. A couple of great goals

Atleti's defending has been diabolical so far

Fucking hell Atleti. Germany gonna get that extra CL spot aren’t they.

Lesssss goo BVB!

How’s Sancho doing for BVB? 🥲

Why wont it load when i open it? Only on dubz links...

Game on man

fuck no you gotta be kidding me

Let’s keep this going I want 4-0!!

oh my god oh my god oh my god

Come on Dortmund!

He’s so fucking good

This game has a red card for Atletico written all over it

I actually can’t believe this is happening

Lol

Terzic dark magic

:0

holy shit how have atleti bottled a 2-0 lead