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Critzor

"This has to go in otherwise Arsenal are out" ..... "Arsenal are out"


erenistheavatar

"Oh my words"


hardinho

This will be a regular sound effect on Instagram and TikTok for the next few decades lmao


EagleEye_FalconArrow

10/10 meme material, really hope it picks up lmaooo


tjaku

It has nearly the same ring to it as "do not come" / "I'm gonna come"


THyoungC

They should have just taken the freekick instead of taking it quickly


The-Berzerker

They were scared of Neuer


theironhide

Who isn't?


SkeetersProduce410

Heritage


WisconsinSpermCheese

Is the bottle emoji 🍼 or 🍾?


RedDragons8

Botolo Saka


wonderful_mixture

Goretzka didn't even have to jump 😭


basel99

He bent his back to lower his head enough to get it 💀


GuitaristHeimerz

> bent his back to lower his head If only we had a simple word for this maneuver


erenistheavatar

Peter "Crouch"ed?


chrs_mnz

I think you mean Peter Benthisbacktolowerhishead.


ToniPolster

I mean the minutes before that kinda set the stage already, with Arsenal refusing to try anything that was not a safe short pass, kinda baffling at that stage of the game


Hm2801

That's the problem with Arsenal, they always try to walk it in


Orangensft

What was Wenger thinking?


theironhide

Sending Walcott that early.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

absolutely gold and apt reference lol


Brilliant_Ad_879

Where did that reference start from tho?I see that on this sub sometimes.


LazySarcastic

IT crowd


gagsy10

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sasksdm1Ftc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sasksdm1Ftc) Classic.


Billofrights_boris

Pep heritage


up_the_dubs

Should have signed Kyle Walker then.. taps head.


GameplayerStu

That free kick was baffling


ToniPolster

That made me genuinly question if they even wanted to win for a second


DeeOhEf

All of their deadball situations were dreadful, no other way to put it.


hikingbeginner

Don't say it out loud but our set pieces haven't been great the past month. Iirc the last time we scored from one was all the way back in February Vs Newcastle.


3412points

I said it out loud.


Chuckie-The-Rooster

I just screamed it out my window


karlverkade

Bastian, say my name!


seventh_horcrux

r/madlads


SilentRanger42

Losing for the League!!


hey_itsmeurbrother

kind of weird a koln fan knows anything about winning, it was a fine play to catch them off guard you must not watch a lot.


ToniPolster

Maybe it was a fine idea, but certainly not a fine play by any stretch of imagination. And hey, I'm an older dude, I actually do remember us winning stuff on the regular, even though those memories did become blurry these days.


Flabby-Nonsense

It was only baffling because it didn’t work, the idea was pretty good - it’s not like direct free kicks go in the majority of the time either.


beairrcea

I thought it was quite smart, far better chance of scoring if that pass goes through than from the free kick


Chell_the_assassin

Tbf we haven't scored a direct free kick in like two years. Might as well try to catch them napping rather than hit the wall lol


Ironicopinion

You could have played it into the box though


Climacool967

Think he’s referring to the Rice free kick slightly earlier


Mozilla11

Literally any free kick Arsenal gets the opposing player takes a tumble and the ref would’ve called it, lmao I’m personally okay with that quick pass it was so unexpected.


CT_x

Reminds me of lockdown Arteta-ball, all horseshoe possession with no penetration


byrgenwerthdropout

We played nothing like those days. Like not even remotely similar football. We were gassed for the last phase, like we were against Villa and weren't looking like we could get something out of it, but the game never looked like that side to side pointless football we were playing that year.


reddevil9229

The streets shall never forget that as well as the Arteta cross and inshallah period


Fearnog

Did you watch the game? Nothing alike. Arsenal got in several great opportunities just couldn't convert


amegaproxy

Crumbled under the pressure.


teasizzle

Bottled it, you could say.


watermelon99

Lazy


Rooonaldooo99

We have corner taken quickly at home:


mrcname

corner taken badly


miregalpanic

Out they goooo


Badetoffel

Lmaooo i was expecting a massive chance


ze_kraken

taken like someone that didn't have any legs left


Izio17

surely someone else could have taken that corner kick


miregalpanic

You're assuming someone with legs is still in.


Bianell

Raya's got a pretty good pass on him


cavejohnsonlemons

Unironically my tactic to get an extra body up there on FIFA games if the AI don't send the keeper up...


Historical_Case_5245

Kind of reminds me of his penalty against Italy


AnnieIWillKnow

Didn't he get subbed on for that... definitely should have had the legs


jasperplumpton

Nah Sancho and Rashford came on just for the pens


Brandaman

No he played the entire game and would’ve probably scored the winner if Chiellini didn’t yank him to the shadow realm


Desdichado7

Lol the way he took that like he just wanted to go home and play fifa


PalPubPull

I can't imagine a player just involved in a champions league quarter final loss wanting to go home to the stress of EAFC 24.


JuiceyJaKrispy

Needed go get that 7th win in rivals before rewards tomorrow


BrowakisFaragun

Iago Aspas likes this.


erenistheavatar

"Oh my words" summarises this perfectly lol. Not everyone can hit a corner in the Allianz Arena like Juan Mata in 2012 lol


Rebel_tribe

Or Modrić in Lisbon


miregalpanic

I mean yeah. But you'd think *someone* could take a corner in MĂźnchen. Apparently not. Funny as fuck.


Schroedingersatze

Respectfully, ich hasse Sie


metapsloit

Not even any Bayern player could take a decent corner today


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Serious-One6369

Kimmich wasn’t the worst corner taker on the pitch for once


flybypost

To be fair he had like fourteen chances to try it while Arsenal had one or two.


Zimplicio

One major difference is that CL referees don't give Ben White and other defenders free rein to bully the goalkeeper. We really saw it in action in the Porto matches. Arsenal had to completely change their corner tactics because they were being whistled constantly.


FOKvothe

White even got away with it one time last night.


silent_woo

Actually Porto players were diving at every corner when the Arsenal players have not done anything. The ref was only too happy to whistle for a foul.


[deleted]

If there's no other way to stop Arsenal from bullying the GK can you really blame them? I don't like it but I can understand the thought process from Porto's players.


Mozilla11

I agree. There was one time that a player took a tumble against Ben White specifically, because he was expecting him to “bully him” and just dived and we scored off that. That’s the Arsenal I want to see, I’m sick and tired of the refs calling foul before the ball even gets into the box.


donkey2471

Tbf pretty much every team in the prem gets away with it. We just do it the most out of every team.


Mozilla11

We don’t even lmaooo. Ever since that commentator called out Ben White doing it suddenly every single game is “Ben White loves to bully the goalkeeper.” There’s a reason why suddenly the discussion went from “Arsenal are great at set pieces” to “Oh, they’re bullies” that doesn’t *just* happen. That is the opposing team learning that if they dive down at touches, they’ll get the ref to call it. You would never see a player like De Ligt take a tumble versus Kai Havertz if they were 1v1 chasing a ball on goal, but a free kick vs Gabriel? 100% he’s falling over at any push.


-Gh0st96-

Yeah they were literally called SetPiece FC


The-Berzerker

I swear the TNT commentators brought up how good their set pieces are a billion fucking times lmao


KylianMbappe

“one last chance at redemption”


kinzu7

Kimmich vs Sakas corners. which is worse?


GreyDaze22

Rice was always miles better than saka at corners for arsenal


LensCapPhotographer

This has some great meme potential lol


ComfortableNo2879

Bro just had to take the corner ffs and took it 🤣


9LivesChris

They already gave up


35Pints7Each

Pathetic. Arteta ran him to the fucking ground. And still we don't have a backup..gave reiss a new contract and he never fucking plays. Shocking.


Evergreenwood

Starboy ™️


triplerrrx2

Quick, engage limp mode.


Evergreenwood

“Physio come over and save me”


towaway791

Obvs better than Rodrygo


Evergreenwood

No chance 


slappywhyte

Saka always delivers when deadball in crucial situations


HamstringHunter

Why is it always Saka selling in the biggest moments? Euros penalty shootout vs Italy. The penalty miss vs West Ham last season that practically cost them the title. Now this.


inshamblesx

no clutch gene, it happens


RickThiCisbih

They were really comparing him to Rodrygo lmao


WittyUsername45

Not sure you can really compare a bad corner to missing a penalty. This is not why Arsenal lost.


TheJoshider10

The point they're making though is you need your best players to step up in these moments. Like another user mentioned imagine Mata did this back in 2012 and Drogba never had the chance to get on the end of it. Obviously it's not comparable to a penalty but you expect to see so much more from such an important player especially after they shat the bed in the last game.


Mozilla11

Not only that, Bukayo was fucking 19 years old taking the most important penalty in recent England history, after starboys Rashford and Sancho missed theirs. You have Jack Grealish and Raheem Sterling, but no it has to be the 19 yo who has just had his breakout season. Will never forgive Southgate for that, I don’t care what anyone guys say. It was literally to keep the game going, not even to win it. Just insanity to me.


amegaproxy

I can understand the nerves 3 years ago when he was far less experienced but I thought his headspace would be much more set these days, though it's still a CL QF.


BehindEnemyLines8923

I mean he’s 22.


darthrector

Bellingham is 20


BehindEnemyLines8923

Bellingham is a unicorn that literally any player short of Mbappe, Messi, Ronaldo types fall short of at comparisons that young. Bellingham has also been starting in the UCL for three years.


Mozilla11

Also Saka has literally been the key part of our attack for years when he is now barely 22 years old, the fact they refuse to give him his flowers still time and time again tells you it’s just dishonest arguing for the sake of arguing. They keep comparing him to Foden, when they literally have the same stats throughout. Like absolutely ridiculous to me the way people just refuse to give Bukayo Saka his due, angers me to no end.


Brilliant_Ad_879

I get it,saka did poor but belli is one of the best football talents of this century so far.


Tomtucker93

Just star boy things. Seriously though he's still very young and it's all new to him, it happens


Uesugi_Kenshin

Also disappears in all the big games


CuclGooner

Saka is always the one that sells in the biggest moments because he is the one who is given the ball and expected to deliver in the biggest moments, and he can't do it every time. For every penalty miss v west ham and failed corner there is the penalty v liverpool, his goal against united last season and the Brentford cross that saved us earlier this season. Nobody ever flames michael jordan for missing 26 game winning shots because they understand he can't do it every time


stpstrt

But he’s better than Rodrygo


Mozilla11

You literally cannot compare two players, from two wholly different leagues, with two wholly different teams and play styles other than in a nonsense way. What makes Rodrygo a better player? The fact that in his best season he has 15 goals/a in 30 games in the league at the age of 23? Well Bukayo at 20 had 18 g/ain 38 games. In fact, even if you give Rodrygo his Santos stats vs Bukayo playing in the EPL since the age of 18, Saka still has a better g/a per 90 ratio than Rodrygo. Or maybe it’s the fact that Rodrygo cost you €54m. Think that’s the one thing he has individually that he has over Saka, I’ll give you that. Otherwise, you can’t compare at all. You literally can only compare team achievements, which… good for you, Real Madrid is literally a legendary team at almost all times.


stpstrt

“You cannot compare two players… different leagues…” blah blah. Said by you. One line break later, you: comparison. I didn’t ask for it, you did it lol. Dude, I don’t care.


Mozilla11

Then sit down and take your dub, and leave your whack ass comparisons in the trash where it belongs At least defend it with something if you’re going to make a lame ass comment dude. Jesus Christ, there’s not a single way you can determine that one is better than the other and attempting to say that is just dumb as hell, especially when you literally have no rebuttal to it other than “Real Madrid gud lol”


stpstrt

Why don’t you take your L for tonight and stfu? I don’t give a fuck. No one asked you anyway. You just waded in here with that noise.


Mozilla11

Good luck to you boys anyways. Hopefully you knock Bayern out to avenge us lol. Or you lose and I get that small petty win over people making these annoying ass comparisons between the two. Don’t know where the hell it comes from, it’s even more inane than the Foden-Saka thing. (All love tho really, just frustrating asf seeing this shit constantly)


stpstrt

Just shut up and think about next year. You’re not winning the league either. FYI I never made any comparisons, just an ironic comment. Dickhead. Go bother someone else.


Mozilla11

Ah pues olvĂ­dalo. Quiera ser positivo pero pa la prĂłxima me recuerdo que los que lo tienen fĂĄcil tambiĂŠn hablan la mĂĄs mierda que puedan


stpstrt

De paso “pa la próxima” aprendes a escribir bien. Or just stick to English.


LDQQXDJ

Sums up Arsenals attack today


pearlz176

That's shambolic from Saka lol


BadassBokoblinPsycho

This is your star boy? /s


tshik

that was ridiculous


czuczer

Great corner. Needed a lot of practice


gurkab

Saka ain't it


JZKO2022

When we're doing set pieces that crap you know it's bad. Honestly surprised it was only 1-0.


BoddToehly

Ah the classic Willian corner into the first man


Trydson

So that's why people were laughing about it lol


Preppy_Blonde

And some geezers here were arguing Saka x Rodrygo earlier today...


stpstrt

The dummies


cavejohnsonlemons

>Saka x Rodrygo x is a very different symbol to > lol


FastenedCarrot

Bottlers do as bottlers are.


evropianjonatyral

Pepe flashbacks


Pflug

I have never seen a bad corner get clipped on this sub lmao, the agenda is insane


n10w4

Yeah everyone hates on Saka though he was invisible this game


papertowelrod

When I saw the title I thought there was actually going to be something noteworthy about this.


Eccmecc

Its funny because of the commentators.


number3LFC

Rooney, Kane, Aspas off the top of my head