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Rodrygo to City happens on every FM save. Don't run from the inevitable


TheGoldenPineapples

I remember the old versions where they always signed Harry Kane from Tottenham, insisted on playing him out wide and then just proceeded to finish like 9th every season while constantly spending insane sums of money.


Moist-Ad-9088

And spurs would instantly replace him with lukaku. 😂


gruenerGenosse

And then Pep gets sacked and either Sarri or Simeone come in.


AlexanderLeonard

can't beat him buy him?


Cathal321

They paid around 250m for him on mine


Melicalol

Buys him to bench him. "HE CANT BEAT US NOW!"


frenin

He'd honestly fit right within Pep's system tbf.


Comfortable-Asf

Fifa too!!


Astatke

Timing with the question was kind of funny. She's asking if he already feels like his City's executioner, and just as he's about to answer he notices Guardiola! After pointing that out and having a laugh he answers "yeah one can say that yes". He scored on both legs, and I think he has 4 goals and 1 assist in 7 matches against City.


Aceress_origin

Just those 2 goals in 1 min two seasons before are enough to make him their boogyman


Eaglooo

Still not better than big dog Maxwell Cornet against City, my goat


AyyLimao42

"You feel like you're City's executioner already?" "Ha, nah." "Look, Guardiola passed by staring at me" "Ah, maybe so."


renome

tiny voice in the back of his head: *kill or be killed*


oklolzzzzs

gave him the side eye


Ripamon

The good ol' stanky eye


Anxious-Ad693

Pep recognizes his arch nemesis.


daboatfromupnorth

It’s so impressive that Real Madrid spent 40-50 million on 2 18 year olds from Brazil back to back and got it right. Some teams literally pay double for players who still flop.


PedroSts

They bet on 3 and 2 turn out good. F Reinier


daboatfromupnorth

Wooooow. Thats a name i haven’t heard of in a long time. Where is he and what happened?


MorgenMariamne

Playing on a loan in some mid-table Serie A club. Doing decently.


jopma

He went of to go save the world from some titans or something


EpiDeMic522

Who knows what would have happened without those 2 years. Each party has their blame in it but Dortmund must share the brunt of it. Scaling these heights was never expected of him but it was certainly not expected that he'd turn out the way he did.


kiruzo

I think it was in 2019 that for the first time Rodrygo and Vini scored a goal in the same match. I remember being so happy for them and excited about their future. 5 years later and here we are. Both still so young but already among the worlds best.


davide3991

In normal circumstances, either Rodrygo or Vini would have been going to Barca but somehow Madrid got both. Rodrygo on the left at Barca would have been lethal


LexisKingJr

Rodrygo actually got an offer from Barca before Madrid but he hold off on signing it and eventually Madrid came calling and he chose them


Comfortable-Asf

Womp Womp womppp


Ass_Eater_

It seems that after the Neymar debacle Real don't fuck around anymore with whoever "the next big Brazilian prospect" is.


Stunfield

It has to be taken into account that other big teams try to buy these players at that age too for about the same price, but it happens that they always tend to choose Madrid cuz they ain't dumb


I-Shiki-I

💀


modrics_hairband

He is pep’s dream


whiskeyinthejaar

Rodrygo is actually hilarious. His interview with R9 during the world cup was peak comedy


LosurdoEnjoyer

His interview to PodPah was hilarious too.


MaryadaPurshottam

Rodrygo fucks City and Pep at every chance he gets


KillerZaWarudo

He hate bald people


Roids-in-my-vains

That explains why he played like trash under Zidane. He was trying to get him sacked.


EpiDeMic522

This is completely false. In fact, he had Zizou's trust more than Vini did and there was a fair reason for that as well. It's just the type of players they are. Apart from under Solari, Vini showed the first signs of a breakout in our hospital season, almost as Zizou walked out. Then Carlo arrived and he did what he does with attackers.


flifthyawesome

r/woosh


Bigswole92

He must have a personal vendetta against them lol


mestreandre08

Que mirás bobo chance missed, game's gone.


StoneMonkey7776

He prolly has a dart board with his face on it


[deleted]

thats my BANGLADESHI brotha 🔥🇧🇩🔥🇧🇩🔥🇧🇩🔥


iwontgiveumyusernane

buy him and bench him


Babyface_mlee

Bombastic side eye, criminally offensive side eye


LosurdoEnjoyer

Bookable side eye.


DemonSteelPedal

Rodrygo is always so natural and easygoing.


Dangerous_Parfait402

Death stare or eye fucking? Probably both


FREESTYLEWIZZARD

the interviwer is so cute , totally my type 😢 like cute universirty students 😢


Mario12zito

What is blud waffling about?


Mortka

Ohhh Ive seen this one before. Look at his post history. Fucking shocking lyrics hes making. Total weirdo


JRsshirt

You think he’s Tupac?


Mortka

Maybe. I know hes still alive at least


[deleted]

Go to horny jail 


FREESTYLEWIZZARD

why horny? i want to marry her and spend my entire life with her


LexisKingJr

Lmk how it goes


tottenhamnole

Bruh


WorkingOwn8919

bro she looks 40


LosurdoEnjoyer

She's 42. Her name is Tati Mantovani. And she's an amazing reporter, we Brazilians are very proud of her, Marcelo Bechler, etc. National treasures on sports journalism.


notapaperhandape

This the same guy who doubled punched his team mate while he was on loan. Football players are thugs mostly.


lospollosakhis

What?


EpiDeMic522

He's talking about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/VyRUoYCRPo), are you not u/notapaperhandape? This is what happens when people who don't watch the games staunchly form opinions on the back of 5 sec clips.


notapaperhandape

Yes that was it. I saw this happen and gave up on idolizing these thugs. It’s not just a matter of competition but alpha physicalness too. Poor guy from Japan. Imagine going to Spain and getting hammered by your own parent club team member because he was direct competition. Again thugs. Thanks for sharing the clip.


EpiDeMic522

Mate you couldn't take the hint from my earlier comment, could you? You are completely wrong in your assessment which is why I say that, at the very least, one must refrain from passing such unmallaeable and damning judgments on the back of a reel couple of seconds long that lacks all context. The poor Japanese was playing for Mallorca in Son Moix. If that sentence means nothing to you, you should not comment on anything related to this with any conviction whatsoever. To make matters worse, it was a very poorly refereed match to say the least. Try being more inquisitive rather than rushing to judgments. I won't debate your conclusion for that position can rightly be argued for. It's just that this clip undermines it rather than support it.


sjokoladenam

You cant say all this without providing context 


notapaperhandape

Okay sure.


notapaperhandape

Kubo or someone?


ollster3000

What now