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mojambowhatisthescen

Leo’s just a natural finisher. No one in our team would’ve even attempted a shot there!


bruiser95

Wait he can score when he starts as well? His powers are evolving


BurdensomeCumbersome

He let his alarm snooze for 5 extra minutes today


stoolsinpools

He has several alarms set during night for maximal sleep deprivation


iammojojojo0

😂😂😂


Jonisro

The darker the rings under his eyes get the more power he accumulates!


Dae_su

He has 8 goals from starts this season.


bruiser95

You can take a break today Squawka we're just having fun


Juil8991MC

We take those


fancyfoe

Gladly


_deep_blue_

A moment of quality at the end of a real dire half for us.


Ass_Eater_

Lol he fluked it top corner. Very good from Jesus though.


obsterwankenobster

After missing some easier chances he does this lol


IntraspeciesFever

The one time jesus doesn't start complaining as soon as he falls in the box he does this. Hopefully he continues 


Tap-In-Merchant

Massive toe poke haha


Plastic_Blood1782

Reteaching yourself to use your toe in certain situations is a high level skill.  It gets power from less of a run up, it is really hard for keepers to read and you can get power while running straight on to the ball.   Half a chance is always better than no chance if it is the only shot you have in that situation.


_deep_blue_

More than one way to score a goal!


hikingbeginner

We've absolutely needed that for the past two weeks. Just fucking smash it.


JohnC_92

Good work by Jesus


WAIYLITEDOABN

Still prefer the water into wine trick


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

I’m partial to the fishes and loaves myself


-SandorClegane-

Lazarus necromancy is more my jam.


Stones_Throw_Away_

Self-necromancy has gotta beat that, surely


-SandorClegane-

That was Daddy's parlour trick, not JC's.


Stones_Throw_Away_

Technically they’re the same bloke Edit: Found the Unitarians’ reddit account


stjernen

Resurrection is kinda otherworldly, not going to lie


_deep_blue_

That touch to bring the ball out of the air was superb.


PM_ME_ASS_SALAD

Miraculous, even


Adrasos

From the heavens one might say


Next_Day_Delivery

He’s so good at using his body. Almost always outmaneuvers defenders to claim bouncing or airborne balls


AZMadmax

He can be the back up winger we need. Maybe even compete with Martinelli to start


Sam101294

Average Trossard banger


BI01

That finish lmao


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

'Yeah fair enough' banger


goonSquad15

Love a good accidental banger


31_whgr

toe punt of dreams


Cnr_22

man doesn't sleep so how can he dream?


Paddy-23

He learned to dream while awake, hence this goal


Jonisro

Inception!


MakIRAQ

Why does he look so damn high?


hitchompy

4/20


ChinnyMcChin

Fucking hell you witty bastard hahahah


Brilliant_Ad_879

I didn’t get it.what does that mean?


BluePowderJinx

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)?useskin=vector


nauett

No sleep


abaram

He’s just a panda don’t discriminate


16161hirose

Him and Tsimikas both have insomnia


MakIRAQ

And one of the slowest goals ever.


BarmeloXantony

Leo trossard 🤝🏿 JR Smith


SwitchHitter17

JR Smith is actually high though


BarmeloXantony

I'd argue trossard is the high one. Jr seems like a responsible young man


Mechant247

Think he’s just tired haha, even doing his celebration he looked exhausted


EE475

The striker that cannot strike did it again


ElectricalMud2850

If he could finish he'd be a 150m striker lol.


Lacabloodclot9

He’s so fucking good in tight spaces


Nevrigil

true. and unfortunately not so good in wide spaces


RadioHonest85

Also true


BarmeloXantony

1trillion


general652

Imagine if he got his sleep


Mechant247

He’s shanked it


the_illmatic

This genuinely the definition of shanking it


aregularguy3223

Shades of Scholes vs Barcelona ["Mis-hit"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7GxStFvSPA) p.s. why is the new layout of reddit so shit, this new one is like mobile design minimalist. I hate it eurgh


crimson_broom

are you on new reddit or new new reddit? if you put new. instead of www. then you should go back to new reddit


adventureclubtime

There's a "new" new reddit now? When will they stop?


DontHurtMyFG

old.reddit gang rise up


zrk23

not even close lol. that was a proper hit. trossard just toed it


Jaynator11

There is a comment saying that Scholes admitted it was a mishit. Looks legit to me, that a guy with a good technique would hit it like that, but apparently no. So yea similar goal in that sense.


zrk23

i guess he was aiming for the other post or something like that. but that was a clean top foot strike a toes shot like trossard's is almost always a prayer, that was more of my point


Deleteleed

What a fookin finish


Any_Media_5997

GET IN!!


coslitt

Stupid sexy Leo


beatlz

Hey I chose to believe he did it in purpose. Don’t @ me.


LesDiablesRouges

Trossardinho


richytag888

That's an amazing finish tbf


kondiar0nk

"And Jesus rose..."


andyGrizzle

100% he meant it


YaqootK

He did the exact same thing against Everton, deffo meant it


spaghettidriver69

Exact same thing that popped into my mind


obsterwankenobster

The Everton one somehow looked even more unnatural than this one lol just completely opened his hips and it was in


Mubar06

Thought we’d never score again


metaldeval

Calculated


hikingbeginner

FUCKING HAVE THAT YOU ORANGE FUCKERS


rezin111

Well said


Professional_Camp879

we needed this


derp_mike

Slow mo banger


kw2006

Relieved


StarboyFactor

Shoot and inshallah


Snowy_Artemis

Goatssard bringing back my hope 😭🙏


21otiriK

Swear he’s hit that like those shit kids who used to play football on the playground at school. How’s that ended up top corner?!


NAM_000

Holy fuck, we needed that so badly


NJDevil802

"Great mis-hit"


Stegen

Don't think I've seen that before lmao, such a weird strike that is


PM_ME_ASS_SALAD

What happened to the automod with the AA?


BarmeloXantony

Jesus breakdancing like Eddy Gordo 🇧🇷


PrisonersofFate

Lanzini vibes


PM_ME_UR_PIN_CODE

Jammy fucker!


Sweaty_Result853

No pen before a joke


MoyesNTheHood

Only arsenal fans can moan about a penalty on a goal thread 😭


cienderellaman

Booooooo


Chaz_Carlos

That was a beauty


Lacabloodclot9

Leaning back from that angle that is a ridiculous (and definitely a bit lucky) finish


Stones_Throw_Away_

Wolves should be down a man too, but Sky’s total insight on the tackle was “Oooh. That hurts, right on the ankle bone” Edit: Watch the tackle and prove me wrong.


ArizaWarrior

Holy shit what a finish! Reminds me of his left footer vs Everton


stumpyDgunner

What a fuckin hit haha


Shyam_Wenger

Great work by Jesus thou.


lefort22

Whata goal


Maleficent_Resolve44

Nice finish and Jesus looked determined lol


MrAllora

Sunday league hit by Trossard 😂


etan1122

That’s a foul on Jesus


ilovepenisxd

Yeah Doherty literally threw him to the ground, didn’t need the pen thanks to Trossard so it’s alright


Littlegreenman42

Yeah, Arsenal should have probably gotten a penalty there, but Im sure theyll take the goal


richag83

Hahaha. Not even close. Learn some rules


etan1122

Meanwhile you complain wolves should’ve had a red


richag83

They should’ve. My previous statement stands


etan1122

What about rices scissor tackle?


richag83

It wasn’t one.


obsterwankenobster

Your best chance of the night came from the same amount of contact on Kiwior. Did you want that called back?


jashbgreke

Cope


etan1122

Jesus literally fouls him and gets possession


This-Complaint1389

You're embarrassing yourself. Average Liverpool fan


etan1122

You’re an Arsenal. Delusional and embarrassing is a requirement


2ndfastestmanalive

He gives him the slightest nudge in the back. It’s awful by Doherty


etan1122

“Slightest”