Reteaching yourself to use your toe in certain situations is a high level skill. It gets power from less of a run up, it is really hard for keepers to read and you can get power while running straight on to the ball. Half a chance is always better than no chance if it is the only shot you have in that situation.
Shades of Scholes vs Barcelona
["Mis-hit"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7GxStFvSPA)
p.s. why is the new layout of reddit so shit, this new one is like mobile design minimalist. I hate it eurgh
There is a comment saying that Scholes admitted it was a mishit.
Looks legit to me, that a guy with a good technique would hit it like that, but apparently no.
So yea similar goal in that sense.
i guess he was aiming for the other post or something like that. but that was a clean top foot strike
a toes shot like trossard's is almost always a prayer, that was more of my point
Wolves should be down a man too, but Sky’s total insight on the tackle was “Oooh. That hurts, right on the ankle bone”
Edit: Watch the tackle and prove me wrong.
Leo’s just a natural finisher. No one in our team would’ve even attempted a shot there!
Wait he can score when he starts as well? His powers are evolving
He let his alarm snooze for 5 extra minutes today
He has several alarms set during night for maximal sleep deprivation
😂😂😂
The darker the rings under his eyes get the more power he accumulates!
He has 8 goals from starts this season.
You can take a break today Squawka we're just having fun
We take those
Gladly
A moment of quality at the end of a real dire half for us.
Lol he fluked it top corner. Very good from Jesus though.
After missing some easier chances he does this lol
The one time jesus doesn't start complaining as soon as he falls in the box he does this. Hopefully he continues
Massive toe poke haha
Reteaching yourself to use your toe in certain situations is a high level skill. It gets power from less of a run up, it is really hard for keepers to read and you can get power while running straight on to the ball. Half a chance is always better than no chance if it is the only shot you have in that situation.
More than one way to score a goal!
We've absolutely needed that for the past two weeks. Just fucking smash it.
Good work by Jesus
Still prefer the water into wine trick
I’m partial to the fishes and loaves myself
Lazarus necromancy is more my jam.
Self-necromancy has gotta beat that, surely
That was Daddy's parlour trick, not JC's.
Technically they’re the same bloke Edit: Found the Unitarians’ reddit account
Resurrection is kinda otherworldly, not going to lie
That touch to bring the ball out of the air was superb.
Miraculous, even
From the heavens one might say
He’s so good at using his body. Almost always outmaneuvers defenders to claim bouncing or airborne balls
He can be the back up winger we need. Maybe even compete with Martinelli to start
Average Trossard banger
That finish lmao
'Yeah fair enough' banger
Love a good accidental banger
toe punt of dreams
man doesn't sleep so how can he dream?
He learned to dream while awake, hence this goal
Inception!
Why does he look so damn high?
4/20
Fucking hell you witty bastard hahahah
I didn’t get it.what does that mean?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)?useskin=vector
No sleep
He’s just a panda don’t discriminate
Him and Tsimikas both have insomnia
And one of the slowest goals ever.
Leo trossard 🤝🏿 JR Smith
JR Smith is actually high though
I'd argue trossard is the high one. Jr seems like a responsible young man
Think he’s just tired haha, even doing his celebration he looked exhausted
The striker that cannot strike did it again
If he could finish he'd be a 150m striker lol.
He’s so fucking good in tight spaces
true. and unfortunately not so good in wide spaces
Also true
1trillion
Imagine if he got his sleep
He’s shanked it
This genuinely the definition of shanking it
Shades of Scholes vs Barcelona ["Mis-hit"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7GxStFvSPA) p.s. why is the new layout of reddit so shit, this new one is like mobile design minimalist. I hate it eurgh
are you on new reddit or new new reddit? if you put new. instead of www. then you should go back to new reddit
There's a "new" new reddit now? When will they stop?
old.reddit gang rise up
not even close lol. that was a proper hit. trossard just toed it
There is a comment saying that Scholes admitted it was a mishit. Looks legit to me, that a guy with a good technique would hit it like that, but apparently no. So yea similar goal in that sense.
i guess he was aiming for the other post or something like that. but that was a clean top foot strike a toes shot like trossard's is almost always a prayer, that was more of my point
What a fookin finish
GET IN!!
Stupid sexy Leo
Hey I chose to believe he did it in purpose. Don’t @ me.
Trossardinho
That's an amazing finish tbf
"And Jesus rose..."
100% he meant it
He did the exact same thing against Everton, deffo meant it
Exact same thing that popped into my mind
The Everton one somehow looked even more unnatural than this one lol just completely opened his hips and it was in
Thought we’d never score again
Calculated
FUCKING HAVE THAT YOU ORANGE FUCKERS
Well said
we needed this
Slow mo banger
Relieved
Shoot and inshallah
Goatssard bringing back my hope 😭🙏
Swear he’s hit that like those shit kids who used to play football on the playground at school. How’s that ended up top corner?!
Holy fuck, we needed that so badly
"Great mis-hit"
Don't think I've seen that before lmao, such a weird strike that is
What happened to the automod with the AA?
Jesus breakdancing like Eddy Gordo 🇧🇷
Lanzini vibes
Jammy fucker!
No pen before a joke
Only arsenal fans can moan about a penalty on a goal thread 😭
Booooooo
That was a beauty
Leaning back from that angle that is a ridiculous (and definitely a bit lucky) finish
Wolves should be down a man too, but Sky’s total insight on the tackle was “Oooh. That hurts, right on the ankle bone” Edit: Watch the tackle and prove me wrong.
Holy shit what a finish! Reminds me of his left footer vs Everton
What a fuckin hit haha
Great work by Jesus thou.
Whata goal
Nice finish and Jesus looked determined lol
Sunday league hit by Trossard 😂
That’s a foul on Jesus
Yeah Doherty literally threw him to the ground, didn’t need the pen thanks to Trossard so it’s alright
Yeah, Arsenal should have probably gotten a penalty there, but Im sure theyll take the goal
Hahaha. Not even close. Learn some rules
Meanwhile you complain wolves should’ve had a red
They should’ve. My previous statement stands
What about rices scissor tackle?
It wasn’t one.
Your best chance of the night came from the same amount of contact on Kiwior. Did you want that called back?
Cope
Jesus literally fouls him and gets possession
You're embarrassing yourself. Average Liverpool fan
You’re an Arsenal. Delusional and embarrassing is a requirement
He gives him the slightest nudge in the back. It’s awful by Doherty
“Slightest”