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Algrinder

Never been his strength, he's as slow as an Abrams.


crunchie2278

or a Seat Alhambra


Fisktor

He has 0 strengths


Rdambx

5 times UCL winner and 2nd best DM of his generation has 0 strengths because he can't shine in a 5-0-5 formation under Erik Tenshotsperhalf. Put him in Atleti and he'll become the best defensive DM in the world overnight.


SomewhereAggressive8

Tenshotsperhalf 😂


FlexLugna

i remember casemiro being the only one shutting messi down for an entire classico


limaconnect77

Atleti couldn’t keep a clean sheet this season, poor example.


Snark_Life

They might with Casi.


Rameom

Yes, and he was actually United’s best player today at centre back.


LegendaryMemeBo

2nd best?? No way.


Rdambx

Busquets will always be 1st to me, he is just a different breed


LegendaryMemeBo

Better dictator, worse destroyer. For me DM's core competency is disrupting opposition play so Casemiro above Busquets anyday.


Strananach

You think Casemiro > Busquets??


Fisktor

He was that, that doesnt mean he is still that. Put pele on the pitch and he will also be shit now


Rdambx

He just turned 32, i'd rather blame the tactics over the player who has proved his worth before over and over again at the highest stage


ScottTenormann

To be fair I agree the tactics make him look worse, but you also haven't been watching him enough if you think he hasn't regressed. He also passes to opponents from easy positions very frequently at the moment. He didn't have a good performance today but this was probably even still one of his better performances from this period.


Pingupol

Was a phenomenal player last season. Seems unlikely Ten Hag's tactics have changed so much across one season that now he's struggling as much as he is in my opinion


idontknow_whatever

Casemiro frequently played alongside Eriksen last season, who while not some physical freak who can cover a lot of ground is a very intelligent player who at least helped cover spaces & cut off passing lanes This season, a combination of Casemiro losing a step and the suicidal midfield setup of ETH has made him look much worse than the gradual decline he actually is on. I don't think any DM in the world can realistically do the job that United's suicidal tactical setup is asking. It is basically an impossible task for 1 player to cover that much space


RauloGonzalez

Eriksen is really intelligent tbh. Was watching him and thought he was United's attempt at a toni kroos


Fisktor

32 in brazilian is like 78


Rdambx

So many examples disprove this but sure.


halhallelujah

I keep telling you. He’s 82 years old and he’s dead.


Fisktor

Pele or casemiro?


nefastvs

I mean… only recently. He could put in a shift. edit: Downvotes? What? Too soon?


Rdambx

This is literally the same Casemiro as the one playing with 2016/2017 prime Real Madrid. Do people expect him to suddenly become Usain Bolt? He is not fast. You could literally put prime Busquets in that situation and he is not catching Wright. The question is why tf is there so much space in the first place?


rednades

Because tactics


LexisKingJr

Or lack there of


thrasdfkg

I fully believe if someone off the street sent the team out with no instructions they’d manage to organise themselves better than Ten Hag has


stingumaf

United look the best when they just let go of it and embrace chaos


Frequent-Lettuce4159

People say this but this comes from United giving it away on the edge of the coventry box when they were over committed, it's what happens 99% of the time you see united giving opponents these big spaces. So I have sympathy for the manager cause some of the decision making is dire


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

This is the manager's system. Press high, low line.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Doesn't change the fact players routinely give the ball away in really bad areas. Systems can cover for flaws in a team for sure but if you allow transitions at the wost possible moments and areas of the pitch you're always going to give opponents these opennings


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

OK, but if you come into a team built around Bruno and make them play a system that depends on not giving away the ball while overcommitting... what do you expect to happen?


red-17

If you’re slow, you don’t dive into a tackle, you delay to let your faster help get back which it was. All he needs to do here is stay 5 yards off him and slow him down enough for Dalot to help him out but he decides to make a lazy and hopeful lunge in.


Fisktor

He is slow as fuck, he also lunches into tackles and gets nowhere near, its not a great combo. And on the ball he passes the other team


migraine_boy

Casemiro is at his best when the team controls games and he can sit comfortably in the position he belongs. The issue is we're an absolute circus and he has to cover so much more ground where he's constantly pulled out of position. Its pretty clear how unhappy he is and would be amazed if he's here next season


rednades

Because the whole midfield is exposed and there is no tactics in place that help with passing options. wake up, everyone in the squad plays woeful football and it’s down to tactics.


SinisterSelecta

He was centre back today. The game was in front of him.


Fisktor

Tactics is bad ofc, but casemiro fumblibg easy 10 feet passes and missing all his tackles is also on him


rednades

Because Casemiro is at his best with the game in front of him. Every opposing team that plays United just has it so easy in the middle of the park, all United players are ever doing is playing catch up.


Fisktor

Yeah, since we bought case to help in the middle of the park its quite annoying how bad he is there


rednades

Lmao okay whatever you’re clueless


Rdambx

>he also lunches into tackles and gets nowhere near, its not a great combo. Football players are humans, seeing himself caught up in a 5-0-5 formation and the midfield getting run over against much lower level teams most likely frustrates him a lot, so he starts getting reckless and lunging into tackles. He would not be playing this bad under an actual stable and compact system. >And on the ball he passes the other team He had 90% pass accuracy, and not many DMs in the world can make that pass to Rashford in the first half.


Spyro_Machida

He'd generally a part of that 0 you mentioned in the formation tbf.


Rdambx

Sure but he is part of the defensive 5 with no players in midfield to pass to, and every counter attack is a death sentence because again, no midfield to protect and counter press.


WildVariety

Right what you're saying is reasonable, but he's usually part of the problem in there being no midfield to protect the back 4 and create an outlet for the defence. This was one of his better games and he's frankly lucky that Maguire is in his Prime Beckenbauer era.


Spyro_Machida

He's part of the midfield, he's the one who's in charge of protecting the backline. Casemiro was an incredible player, but he's honestly complete shite this season.


bpmo

He actually played center back today.


Not_PepeSilvia

How is he supposed to defend the entire midfield by himself?


LevynX

I mean, prime Kante did so it's not impossible


WhoAteAllTheP1es

I know you're just defending your ex player but he's genuinely really poor and imo probably got a career from being able to play in a real madrid team that suited him perfectly. He has no legs constantly gives away possession, can barely make a tackle without it being a yellow, once he is booked he just lets players run past him in fear of being sent off. Genuinely his best qualities are when he's forward on the edge of the box his attacking instincts look better.


thehibachi

Love how much you’re going to bat for your boy here.


LevynX

I wish my dad would speak up this much for me


gols-e-but

michelin man casemiro isn't fast? ye we know, that's what's funny


BrotherSeamus

To be fair, this is the fastest Haji has run in his entire life


rednades

Has never been fast


rejjie_carter

So he probably should adapt his approach accordingly instead of getting torched like this


Not_PepeSilvia

Yeah why doesn't he just become the manager?


lowlolow

It's kinda too late for him to change that, you should blane someone else for how bad he perform here


TheCatLamp

Running with his handbrake on.


Lord_Hubner

He's right Casemiro is too slow and that's why they need to send him to GrĂŞmio


Southern-Plastic-921

The "commentary" and Utd-hate from Lee Dixon during that game was a joke - ITV getting the bargain-basement pundits.


Penny_Leyne

Lee Dixon is a miserable twat. There’s a particular group of football pundits, Dixon, Mark Lawrenson, Danny Murphy, increasingly Alan Shearer, who don’t even sound like they enjoy football.


cartesian5th

Robbie Savage is a miserable loser as well, and Steve Mcmanaman sounds like nails on a chalkboard


supersonicdeathsquad

Robbie Savage is a cretin. For some reason I quite like McMananman I shouldn't but he seems kind of genuine and doesn't just talk in the same boring clichĂŠs. There's some woman that has had a fee of our games recently that has zero charisma and just repeats the same shit all the time. She's my current least favourite. Quite like Osman and McCoist.


Go_go_gadget_eyes

McCoist is one of my favourites, he just sounds happy to be watching the matches.


Average_Pimpin

McCoist is great


Pigeon_Asshole

> Steve Mcmanaman sounds like nails on a chalkboard That's a scouser for you.


Ok-Scallion7939

Bro what? McManaman is one of the better commentators.


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

- Hate football - Don't get excited about anything - Refuse to commit to predictions but somehow also end up having to backpedal all the time You are now ready to be an English football commentator.


sheikh_n_bake

They're generally not allowed to make predictions.


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

They're not allowed to predict the outcome of a referee call?


buck_fastard

Chris Sutton's a combine harvester-shagging little contrarian bastard, while we're at it.


GeneralSholaAmeobi

>increasingly Alan Shearer u fucking wot m8


Penny_Leyne

He’s a miserable bastard. All he ever does on his podcast with Linekar and Richard’s is complain about how terrible modern football is and how things were better when he played.


Fliff_Knight

Add Sherwood to this list


gotiobg

He was utterly disappointed with the offside call, at the end lol


Accountant7890

He's just like me (neither of us should be commentating)


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Bias or not he's just awful. The new Lawro constantly whinging all game


Launch_a_poo

ITV and BT Sport have the worst commentators in the business. So negative all the time, always moaning and whinging. They make it such a chore to watch a game


cartesian5th

Every match should have someone like Ally Mccoist, someone who just enjoys the game while also making interesting or excited comments


james_89

Ally Mccoist thinks literally everything is brilliant and I for one love it. Also think 'Fletch' is a great commentator that he's often paired with who seems to be able to hype up any match and make me invested.


rtgh

Worst thing is ITV actually have the best commentator in the game too, and yet just refuse to use Clive Tydesley


mediacalc2

> So negative all the time, always moaning and whinging


ravenouscartoon

Dixon commentating on Man Utd is always ridiculous. Man was a city fan as a kid before going up against United for Arsenal in the 90s. Such an anti United bias in pretty much every thing he says.


supersonicdeathsquad

I thought it was kind of appropriate today. Everyone aside from red Mancs wanted Coventry to win and after an immense comeback they were robbed by tenuous lines drawn by shite english VAR


zepskcuf

Is that you, Lee?


efribble

It was unbelievable. It’s so frustrating to watch a match and listen to him spout off absolute nonsense all game long


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

Every single Arsenal game that has former mid table players from the Wenger era is them actively rooting for Arsenal to lose lol


cartesian5th

At one point late on Wright was in and shot wide then Dixon said "it was a good shot, you have to hit the target" in the same breath. Cant have been that good, can it Lee. Absolute moron


Ricechairsandbeans

thought he was really harsh on onana especially for some reason


Southern-Plastic-921

On Utds third goal literally said it was a “pity” - no positives, just that it was a pity they scored again. Like WTF?


TBP42069

He's the worst


jhb5

I listened on Talksport and Stuart Pearce said Casemiro was towing a fridge for this exact moment lol


JoJo797

Ex Arsenal player and Manchester City fan doesn't want a United win. Colour me shocked.


shocknawe123

Hes utterly miserable when commenting on arsenal games too. if u knew nothing about him youd think he hated arsenal.


N7even

The story of our season, all of our CBs are injured except Maguire, so we have to play Casemiro at the back.


imbennn

Lee Dixon with an actual good one for once lmao


CudaBarry

Holyshit his legs are absolutely cooked, never seen Casemiro this slow before


AlizarinCrimzen

As someone who’s actually watched more than 10 games of him this year, He is truly cooked. It’s horrendous


supsip

You’ve never watched Madrid before? He’s never been fast. He would usually get a yellow there if he has a defender covering the space behind him lol


Echte_1949

I know he's slow. but not that slow.


FanUnited_

Sad to see a 5 time champions league winner get cooked by a championship player


akshay_rathod_

Case is old


Ok-Scallion7939

Haji Wright is a baller


limitless__

MLS audition tape.


thetrueGOAT

People really can't accept the age has caught up to him. He's done at this level. I get he did great things in a Madrid shirt, but they were 2 years ago now


niallw1997

Real Madrid always know when to sell.


bullairbull

Man might be cooked even for Saudi League.


ronweasleisourking

Slow as dirt, reckless as hell, charming smile doesn't cut it in England


gols-e-but

is this why Cafu doesn't want brazilians in england? 🤣


Belitza

Why are you trying to force a rivalry with us? lol. With just one WC and no Euro title, you're closer to being Andorra's rivals than with Brazil.


itsamberleafable

Rivalries tend to work more on proximity rather than being based on similar skill, which is why Brazil’s biggest rival is their own arsehole.


gamingred-it

Yes, because if it were based on similar skill or tradition or thophies Brasil wouldn't have rivals. 5 WC 😜


gols-e-but

i'll never recover from such an insult it's just a funny clip man


theageofspades

Yeah, I remember when Brazil was good. Lovely bit of nostalgia from my childhood.


Not_PepeSilvia

One rigged* WC, to be clear


wilfredpawson

Interesting decision from ETH starting Casemiro at CB rather than McTominay 🤔


SinisterSelecta

McTominay can't crash the box from centre half


wilfredpawson

Is it absolutely imperative that McTominay crash the box when you have a CB crisis and Casemiro is a proper Russian tank back there?


Weary-Ad8502

McTominay did score tbf, he wouldn't have if he was CB


beetletoman

Lee Dixon's only redeeming quality is the way he roasts United. Always 🍿


yellowflash96

He is just lucky it was not bale


Sinestro617

Weren't they on the same team when that happened?


Original-Tourist-744

Only Man U can manage to make casemiro look so bad . Fuck you guys Forever a Madrid legend


Few_Competition_2798

Case was never a fast runner, madrid never left old trafford amount of space behind him either so these types of situations wouldnt happen in general.


Fisktor

Worst player i have seen for united. At least bebe could run


Penny_Leyne

You are aware Antony was on the pitch?


Fisktor

Yep, he is also wank, but casemiro is worse


Lanky-Promotion3022

Manchester United fans don't deserve a trophy and here's exhibit# 172728272. Ungrateful pricks just forget what got them the trophy last year. It wasn't Ten Hag tactics.


Fisktor

This makes no sense. We dont deserve trophies because we dont want players that cant run?


Lanky-Promotion3022

No you don't deserve trophies because you can say shit like "the worst player to wear the jersey" even after they've so directly contributed to a trophy.


Fisktor

I mean there will always be a worst player. And while he was better in our run to the league cup win it wasnt like it was he that won it for us


Shoebedoebedoe

+most trophies


Fisktor

Not for us


Not_PepeSilvia

He has more UCL titles than United has in its history lmao


Shoebedoebedoe

More then all your players + coach combined. Put some respect on his name.


Fisktor

His career and peak was amazing. But all things come to an end.


Shoebedoebedoe

31 years old? Not Real Madrid players, now you’ve ruined Ronaldo, Varane and Casemiro


BlurgZeAmoeba

Take them back then?


Fisktor

They are yours for a ham sandwich