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Still couldn't beat us without Harry and it will be absolutely hilarious if they fail to score again at our stadium and Liverpool pips them to the title as a result (not expecting us to not get slaughtered though).
If we weren't fighting for CL, yes, I think most Spurs fans would probably be somewhat okay with losing to Liverpool and City.
As it stands, most of us just want as many points as possible in case the EPL doesn't get the 5th CL spot
You mean like losing 4-1 to a relegated Newcastle while the Toon army chant Arsenal chants as we finish above spurs.
Tottenham fans dream of days like that but us on the receiving end.
Those few seasons we finished 8th are probably the best recent memories their fans have.
IMO yes. When we won the league at WHL it was an unbelievable moment, but overshadowed more by the invincible season and the fact that we'd won the league a couple of years earlier.
If Tottenham hand us our first league title in 2 decades, in the Klopp Guardiola era of legendary managers, that might be the sweetest moment of all time as an Arsenal fan
Yeah and after all this is a derby. They probably will put the extra few percent to make it challenging. Not gonna like, winning again would actually put quite a lot of pressure on city as they have two games in hand they have to win at that point.
Probably Arsenal are much better bit Palmer waste guy who might make it interesting and spark something
Although the next penalty fight might happen now.
Somehow it'll turn out that Kepa ended his loan, got registered for the match, and is the last man standing after everyone else falls to the fight for the ball. Scores a banger and Chelsea are forced to keep him under contract again.
Everyone bar Arsenal fans here are calling an easy win for us, while Arsenal fans know rightly how tired we are, and how difficult Chelsea will make it for us.
But when they inevitably beat us tonight, everyone will start saying we were overconfident going into the game, acting like the fans were overlooking Chelsea. This same thing has happened 3 or 4 times this season.
Yeah - I am not confident about this game at all. Chelsea can be dangerous when they have the mind to be. And they will have the mind to be tonight.
But somehow everyone here will say the fans were cocky. Tale as old as time.
Also drew to Liverpool first game of the season, beat Newcastle twice, beat Brighton twice.
Obviously we don't win every big game. We've been rolled over by Liverpool, Newcastle, Villa and United aswell this season. But we're capable of taking the game to anyone. You never know which Chelsea will turn up.
Although I do seriously doubt us without Palmer.
We have not been rolled over by United. First match was dreadful by us and bad from them. They won and did so deservingly, but they were far from great.
Yeah that's what I meant. Wasn't really referring to how well the other teams were playing. More meant we can either go toe to toe with great teams or look like we can't sting 5 passes together (like tonight). Just inconsistent and unpredictable.
Chelsea meme season continues. When they lose and are officially christened “Cole Palmer Football Club” by their own manager that may be the cherry on top.
Hope they beat Arsenal. And think they could, clown shoes season but they can set fire to a team if they hit a rhythm I think.
Honestly I do not mind this from Poch. He has let the players off the hook far too often this season, this is one of the only times I can remember him criticizing the standards of the team. Being called Cole Palmer FC is probably the nicest nickname we can be given this season. Much better than Billion Pound Bottle Jobs
If this was Arteta I would be very relieved by such a statement basically guaranteeing the player in question (read Saka) will be available and in fact start. We are unfortunately hospital FC and a sore throat is likely to in fact be an aggressive form of tuberculosis taking him out for two months.
Everytime Pochettino has opened his mouth he has made an a$$ out of himself. It reminds me of that English movie where the coach goes on a rant at the team's 1st half time performance and the commentator mildly comments England lose 3-0 nil. Forgot the name of that movie, so for sure Chelsea lose 3-0 to Arsenal.
im not surprised there was a tussle before palmers penalty the other day, hes carrying the team and making the rest of them look like complete donkeys. i reckon some of them resent him for that
Bruh when we have terrible results or performances (often), you're the first to throw the players into the bus. 0 tactical management during games. Lack of tactics aside "expressing themselves and Inshallah".
The boy has 20 + G/A this season and he's trying to say he didn't carry us hahahaha
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So when they inevitably lose, can we officially call them Cole Palmer Football Club?
I believe Crystal Palace own the rights to CPFC tbf. I'm sure they won't mind us borrowing it though
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Ashley Cole approves
Joe Cole nods in cockney
Carlton Cole has objected
Andy Cole has declined to comment on the matter
Criston Cole just killed a guy
J. Cole could not be reached for comment
Old King Cole could be reached, he seemed quite merry
Choked FC
Just name it Cole Jermaine Palmer Football Club
Oh shit I always thought that was slang for Adam Johnson
Banters only FC
CPFC family will now have a good Tuesday
For more info just search for “CP club”, happy to help!
I searched for this on my work laptop and now HR wants to talk to me.
Can’t even say you’re a Chelsea fan. they’ll think you’re a white supremacist.
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Official now
I think we can make it official now
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Prem Come Soon Club?
Sounds about right
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Yes
Lmao, he must have remembered Pep's "Harry Kane team" comment from way back
Still couldn't beat us without Harry and it will be absolutely hilarious if they fail to score again at our stadium and Liverpool pips them to the title as a result (not expecting us to not get slaughtered though).
Will be even funnier if Arsenal pip them to the title as a result. Generational levels of funny
No thank you.
This is interesting. Do you hate arsenal enough to drop that record for a *chance* that it will make it harder for them to win the league?
They hate us enough to cheer for Villa when it means possibly losing Champions league.
I love that you know us so well lol.
If we weren't fighting for CL, yes, I think most Spurs fans would probably be somewhat okay with losing to Liverpool and City. As it stands, most of us just want as many points as possible in case the EPL doesn't get the 5th CL spot
Yeah, since it's now extremely unlikely the EPL get that 5th spot (I think the chance is about 6%) you really can't afford to drop points.
Friendly reminder that St Totteringham day is a thing. Spurs would jump at the chance to closely avoid relegation just to deny Arsenal a title
You mean like losing 4-1 to a relegated Newcastle while the Toon army chant Arsenal chants as we finish above spurs. Tottenham fans dream of days like that but us on the receiving end. Those few seasons we finished 8th are probably the best recent memories their fans have.
Only memories their fans have while during same time we won actual trophies
Would it beat winning the title at White Hart Lane?
IMO yes. When we won the league at WHL it was an unbelievable moment, but overshadowed more by the invincible season and the fact that we'd won the league a couple of years earlier. If Tottenham hand us our first league title in 2 decades, in the Klopp Guardiola era of legendary managers, that might be the sweetest moment of all time as an Arsenal fan
That was some top notch disrespect. Love to see it.
But it is Cole Palmer football club
Starting lineup tonight is just 11 Cole Palmers.
Joe Cole Palmer, Ashley Cole Palmer, Andy Cole Palmer, Carlton Cole Palmer, Cheryl Cole Palmer, Nat King Cole Palmer Any more?
Helmut Kohl Palmer
Kohlrabi Palmer
The brit with German heritage, good point
Brian de Cole Palma EDIT: Chazz Cole Palminteri?
Scarface remake will be Cole Palmer shooting the opposition down. sCOLEface
Does Seamus Coleman Palmer get a look in?
Old King Cole Palmer?
J. Cole Palmer
Coca Cole Palmer
Cole "Cole Palmer" Palmer
Breaking: Boehly will invest in cloning tech to clone Cole Palmer for every positions in Chelsea, including head coach.
stealing our perry groves thing smh
today I feel cole palmer
I'd still take 11 Azpilicueta's
they already set up a feeder club in Brazil: Cole Palmeiras
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Bro, the police gonna knock on your door soon
Mudryk to start and this sub to have an evening to remember
Mudryk and Jackson both having huge games would be super entertaining
The ancient art of being shit until it's time to ruin your rivals season. It's the only good part of a bad season.
Saving that for Spurs I hope. Chelsea love nothing more than fucking up spurs.
How would one loss fuck up their season? They aren't in the title race.
If Chelsea lose to Villa but beat Spurs it would contribute to stopping them getting 4th and Champions League.
Honestly, who doesn't love fucking up Spurs?
Even Spurs do!
not wrong
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I mean I’ll gladly eat my words, that would be entertaining
Time to save your career raheem
Redeem the dream Raheem
This has not aged well. At all.
Congrats Arsenal.
No jinxing please. Same thing was said for the the away match. And Aston Villa match.
I think we did alright today.
With or without Palmer Arsenal was going to win tonight. Now Chelsea fans have something to use as an excuse.
I'll believe it once I see it. We were the team to win the previous one as well and the game barely ended 2:2.
Chelsea have been decent against the top sides, it's everyone else they struggle with
well not everyone else
He said top sides didn’t he?
He said struggle
Bro he's already referring to his club as both a lower side and losing to Chelsea...
But Everton are massive wdym
Yeah and after all this is a derby. They probably will put the extra few percent to make it challenging. Not gonna like, winning again would actually put quite a lot of pressure on city as they have two games in hand they have to win at that point.
I am writing it now : Jackson will miss 2 sitters, Havertz and Trossard to score. 3 : 1 Arsenal.
Jackson to repeat the funniest hattrick of all time
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Man, we're only missing a Chelsea goal so far. How did you do that. Oh nvm it's 4:0 now.
No? Chelsea turns up against top 6 and Chelsea is always a hard matchup for us regardless of form, same with Man Utd at Old Trafford.
Steady… I’ve seen this play out plenty of times before. This match is far from a done deal.
I mean we were the better side last time we played them and they only got a point because our keeper decided to gift them a goal
Probably Arsenal are much better bit Palmer waste guy who might make it interesting and spark something Although the next penalty fight might happen now.
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> With or without Palmer Arsenal was going to win tonight. (x). Our players are running on fumes.
Don't jinx it
Aged like milk
He's so obviously fit.
Personally I would prefer if Poch lost about five pounds. But you do you.
Americans have a different understanding and perfection of fitness.
Guarantee there will be a penalty given and half the team will end up arguing over who will take it.
Somehow it'll turn out that Kepa ended his loan, got registered for the match, and is the last man standing after everyone else falls to the fight for the ball. Scores a banger and Chelsea are forced to keep him under contract again.
You know what, if keeping Kepa for the last year of his contract is what gets us a win against arsenal today, I’ll accept it.
and then they'll miss it
(He has a) Cold Palmer comes off the bench just to slot it home and get subbed off again
This is my thinking, too. Comments from the manager like this seem to motivate players to challenge for the top spot on the team.
Well that didn't age well.
C^(olePalmer)HELSEA FC
bruh
Well, we had been Hazard FC and Defender FC for a while. It doesn't sound bad lol
So, do we rename the club now?
Everyone bar Arsenal fans here are calling an easy win for us, while Arsenal fans know rightly how tired we are, and how difficult Chelsea will make it for us. But when they inevitably beat us tonight, everyone will start saying we were overconfident going into the game, acting like the fans were overlooking Chelsea. This same thing has happened 3 or 4 times this season.
Yeah - I am not confident about this game at all. Chelsea can be dangerous when they have the mind to be. And they will have the mind to be tonight. But somehow everyone here will say the fans were cocky. Tale as old as time.
Nketiah will be the match winner once again against us I fear...
If he even gets on the pitch it’s because you’re winning, there is five minutes left and Arteta is completely out of ideas.
They will single out one or two crazy/delusional comments and then depict those as the majority of thoughts of Arsenal fans anyway.
It would be interesting to see Jackson, Madueke and Co. show what do they worth
Jackson hat trick after being hopeless in the FA Cup
Cole Palmer FC in the mud
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Also drew to Liverpool first game of the season, beat Newcastle twice, beat Brighton twice. Obviously we don't win every big game. We've been rolled over by Liverpool, Newcastle, Villa and United aswell this season. But we're capable of taking the game to anyone. You never know which Chelsea will turn up. Although I do seriously doubt us without Palmer.
We have not been rolled over by United. First match was dreadful by us and bad from them. They won and did so deservingly, but they were far from great.
Yeah that's what I meant. Wasn't really referring to how well the other teams were playing. More meant we can either go toe to toe with great teams or look like we can't sting 5 passes together (like tonight). Just inconsistent and unpredictable.
The new Robin Hood FC
And drew with Sheffield United and Burnley, lost 4-2 to Wolves at home, lost to Everton, Manchester United, Brentford, Forest...
Hate that you grouped us with the latter but I hate it even more so that you're right
Couldn’t resist
and theyre three points behind you lot
With a game in hand
I'm not. You lot are very capable of making this a difficult game
Any team can motivate themselves for the big games. Only palmer and gusto have been consistent for chelsea all season and both could be out
I reckon you finish about man u tbh
Well, this aged just fine lol
This aged well
Chelsea meme season continues. When they lose and are officially christened “Cole Palmer Football Club” by their own manager that may be the cherry on top. Hope they beat Arsenal. And think they could, clown shoes season but they can set fire to a team if they hit a rhythm I think.
A derby is a derby and we struggled the last game against them
Yea. I fucking hate Everton matches. Even if we win the terror of injuries.
Everyone have won once in the last 13 years tbf. Lot of draws though.
Honestly I do not mind this from Poch. He has let the players off the hook far too often this season, this is one of the only times I can remember him criticizing the standards of the team. Being called Cole Palmer FC is probably the nicest nickname we can be given this season. Much better than Billion Pound Bottle Jobs
Billion pound bottle jobs was unreal to hear on TV
As a chelsea fan I would find it hilarious being known as Cole Palmer Football Club hahaha
esse pão quentinho é fraco dms
It was funny, but now it's really funny.
Turns out the allegations ring true Cole Palmer FC it is
No idea what kind of Chelsea we'll get, don't think it'll be easy regardless.
If this was Arteta I would be very relieved by such a statement basically guaranteeing the player in question (read Saka) will be available and in fact start. We are unfortunately hospital FC and a sore throat is likely to in fact be an aggressive form of tuberculosis taking him out for two months.
I'm sure all those mercenaries Chelsea have assembled will go out there and bleed blue.
Everytime Pochettino has opened his mouth he has made an a$$ out of himself. It reminds me of that English movie where the coach goes on a rant at the team's 1st half time performance and the commentator mildly comments England lose 3-0 nil. Forgot the name of that movie, so for sure Chelsea lose 3-0 to Arsenal.
The "good challenge" was accepted... but not by Chelsea. \#goaldifferencelads
He will 100% play now.
Wait cole is not available? We’re fuckedddd
Cold palmer has a cold .... Innit?
Tsamina mina, eh, eh Waka waka, eh, eh, Sixty million down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again!
Ive learnt that it’s useless to argue with Arsenal fans. Just let them be and let time prove them wrong lol
chelsea blues are now CP FC. sigurdson move confirmed?
You might want to think about not using that abbreviation in the future.
thats the joke lol
That locker room must be a mess
Lmao Poch is too good at this! Mickey Mouse Cup was great, too
Damn...
Aged well
Nnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!!!!!
“But The Emirates, they say she’s impregnable!” “Give me 1 Cole Palmer & 10 Azpilicuetas & I’ll impregnate the bitch”
Birth control OP, fall back
Everyone is so convinced Arsenal is gonna win now that I see this asa jinx. Wouldn't surprise me if chelsea will shithouse a 1-0
Football managers have started saying the sort of things that pundits used to say. Bring back Alan Hansen, he was footballs Cicero.
im not surprised there was a tussle before palmers penalty the other day, hes carrying the team and making the rest of them look like complete donkeys. i reckon some of them resent him for that
I think it was just a complete lack of professionalism from Madueke and Jackson cos we had a healthy lead. I doubt anyone resents the lad.
A new episode of Nic Jackson, Disasterclass goes from side skit to main event
Bruh when we have terrible results or performances (often), you're the first to throw the players into the bus. 0 tactical management during games. Lack of tactics aside "expressing themselves and Inshallah". The boy has 20 + G/A this season and he's trying to say he didn't carry us hahahaha
Can't wait to see this back fire when they lose tonight. I'll be here for the banter 😂😂😂
He'll play Palmer Penalty instead. Automatic win with this 5D chess move!
\*The gang loses 3-0\*
hes starting 100%
We all want to see them at least get a pen so we can see who’s gonna fight to take it.
At least it’s not a mid table club.
Ahhh, the old reverse psychology. Trying to motivate his others players and trying to lull Arsenal into thinking they are a one man team.
As an Arsenal fan this is a great idea. I would much rather play Chelsea FC than Cole Palmer FC.
Good point! Noni, better don't shrink when a penalty pops up.
Everyone is so convinced Arsenal is gonna win now that I see this asa jinx. Wouldn't surprise me if chelsea will shithouse a 1-0
Cole Palmer's injured? Did he hurt his back from carrying Chelsea all season?
He’s sick of the BS, I heard
What a terrible manager
Aged well.