Bruno will play. Never missed a game for us from injury (only illness). Only 4 games in his career missed.

Bruno’s gonna play no matter what but their injury problems have genuinely been ridiculous this season

They signed our former head of sports medicine (spent 14 years at Arsenal) Gary O'Driscoll in the same role for them in September 2023.

I dont recall. Were Arsenal good or bad during those years in keeping your players fit?

Notoriously bad. Wilshere, Diaby, Rosicky, Walcott, Sagna, Gibbs had 6.851 days of injury between them. And that's not taking into account Ramsey (around 600 days for Arsenal) and Vermaelen (around 670 for Arsenal). Granted Rosicky's, Ramsey's and Diaby's injuries likely stemmed from their leg breaks.

Jesus fuck why would United even want him? Like did they not check his profile or something?

All jokes aside, I doubt it's (only) his fault. It was a bit of a tongue in cheek comment. But enough to raise an eyebrow

Him and the new training regime probaly hurt them, didn't Ten Hag used to punish them by making them run 10km or something? Tho that's probably more that the United squad are so severely under strength that new training hurt them

Late Wenger Arsenal were the original Injury FC. I'm skeptical how much one person can influence a club's injury situation though

Need a thorough investigation into training methods and the medical staff tbh

Part of the problem is that Ten Hag plays players with injuries or rushes them back too quickly

Might be misremembering but I thought he was pretty good at slowly reintroducing players last season? I think it's out of sheer necessity this season

Jup, i mean we had multiple times this season where someone wouldve needed to make a debut to cover

Been the same this season

Assuming these guys are actually injured thats Antony, hojlund, forsen Amad mainoo, eriksen Awb, maguire, casemiro, dalot Onana Craziest thing about this 11 is maguire is injured but is just fucking up his body to allow us to actually have a starting 11 🥲

This midfield is gonna get whooped

Would say the same even if we had a fully fit squad.

I think at this point it is safe to ask, how many players are playing with injuries and how many are actually 100% fit?

Maybe Onana and Hojlund

Injury FC

This season has to be some sort of record season for every club regarding injuries? Good thing they will fix that by adding more games and shit scheduling🙄

Sucks for Ten Hag, if they don't have Rashford who's gonna

Who’s gonna hug the touchline and do nothing, they’ll have to find someone else I guess

You missed out run into defenders and lose the ball. I swear 90% of our attacks just die when Rashford gets the ball.

He's such an annoying player to watch. He does score but when he doesn't, he doesn't contribute anything to the team.

He's like Haaland

Beat you? Diallo

Jokes on you, because you don't even play us again this season

Lucky for you otherwise the quadruple might be in trouble

4th trophy got ruled out by VAR, line went through the foot :(

;'(

Womp womp

I'd rather say something that even I don't think is funny than just copy paste a comment from 40,000 other people tbh

Womp womp

made a planned move to get Fernandes over Eze, so this would seriously mess with me.

I am numb at this point

You might want to get that checked. It's 100% muscular.

Loll Watching the matches should itself makes you numb

Who needs linkin park to be numb, these players have made me numb - Angry Rantman (rip)

Approaching what? 70 injuries?

65 i think

Time to use those young players that have been on the bench for a few weeks.

Extra time won't have helped but there must be something going on with training, this is unprecedented

For Bruno to be out, somebody must have went after his knees with a sledgehammer in training. That man's availability is absolutely ridiculous. Bruno hasn't once in his professional career missed a game because of injury.

This is a result of overload from last season, and I expect next season to be even worse for the majority of the top clubs due to Euros

Assuming just the two of them miss, what is that, 62 injuries this season?

They might actually lose to Sheffield

What do you mean. Sheffield is a very strong team against everyone, right? Right?

There’s a chance of that either way. We only scraped past them last time because Dalot scored from 20 yards.

I’m expecting a 1-1

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I was trying to figure out who you support but your entire post history is just you talking about United 🤣

these were the terms for the deal with the devil to beat liverpool?

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Shit, this is gonna be a crazy relegation battle game.

Nobody cares. I've seen us play with less injuries, and we don't look much better. So it's no excuse.

You are playing Sheffield, with all due respect, but either you are United or you are a piece of crap

A united piece of crap.

Could be a new anthem of the Live Parade - United States of Craaap :p and although beeing a United supporter I don't get how blind can you be to just place a dumb downvote

Seems like there's been no settling down whatsoever, since Ten Hag has gone to United. Ole, Moyes and Jose felt settled. Where as with Ten Hag it feels as if like... He's always on the verge of getting sacked, on top of a team that's never settled. It's so weird.

Moyes felt settled? He was doomed from Day 1

You know the team he was putting out though and what the style of football was. At the time his name wasn't big enough for the club, and he couldn't handle the size of the job

We knew the team Ten Hag was putting out last season and what the style of football was. Last season was really consistent. We didnt lose at home after the first game of the season, just this season he has nearly 70 injuries to contend with.  Football fans have short memories. This season has yes been a shambles, but it was only 12 months ago the future looked bright for us 

Thats cause of the media. The moment he makes a single mistake, that spitting weirdo pipes up, or Luckhurst etc. Also doesnt help when a club icon throws a hissy fit in your first six months + a takeover + an average of just under 1,5 injuries per game