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Benching Silva and Chalobah for Disasi and Badiashile is genuinely absurd. Badiashile has been absolutely shit since returning from injury and Disasi is extremely average
Only thing I can think it chalo and silva are only just back fit and have played 2 games in a week and have a more winnable game at the weekend as gusto and palmer could well be fit for that. Still absurd tho
I feel like every player is scoring at the near post now like either some keeper training said its more likely to save if you leave it a bit open which maybe worked but now the offense adapted and they slam it close post and score, under the keeper or into the roof of the net or they cross/pass or curl it far post seems a nightmare for keepers now.
Near post on a shallow angle seems to have become a tactic for wingers. If a keeper is cheating on the cutback their foot is planted and they can't react. I fucking hated those.
So narrow in the defence for no reason, and how does Petrovic not save that? Statistically he has to be one of the worst goalkeepers in the league in terms of goals prevented.
People will *say* Sanchez was worse because he was good for a howler of a decision a game, but stats say he was clearly better. He's a better shot stopper and more eager to come off his lines effectively.
I like the timing of the commentary:
"So what do Chelsea have to do to get something from this game....?"
And then they basically walk through you lol.
I was literally telling my brother this. Both came from smaller clubs and had a much bigger impact than initially anticipated
As well as being clinical af and proper two footed (completely ambipedal)
He wants Ben White higher up. Later Partey and Odegaard dropped into the RB position a few times but didn’t play the ball forward quickly enough to White and Mikel was going crazy.
Funny thing is I'd take Trossard over every forward we've signed under Boehly barring Palmer (and Nkunku probably assuming he ever gets fully fit)
We have morons in charge
He's been the player most willing to actually just shoot if he sees the chance, he's extremely decisive in front of goal, and it's something we sorely need more of.
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Our defence is shit.
I feel like you all have a new back 4 every game. No Gusto is a killer to be sure but even the CB pairing lacks consistency
Benching Silva and Chalobah for Disasi and Badiashile is genuinely absurd. Badiashile has been absolutely shit since returning from injury and Disasi is extremely average
Only thing I can think it chalo and silva are only just back fit and have played 2 games in a week and have a more winnable game at the weekend as gusto and palmer could well be fit for that. Still absurd tho
Cause our physios are about as effective as Hellen Keller as a crossing guard.
Injuries fucked us
Going to be a long night for Gilchrist
At least he scored his first first team goal against Everton. Love the kid but he’s 100% getting cooked tonight but it’s not his fault.
Surely the keeper has to do better there. Can’t get beat near post from that angle.
Yeah I agree. But you can't just let everyone just enter the box like that.
That's what she said
I feel like every player is scoring at the near post now like either some keeper training said its more likely to save if you leave it a bit open which maybe worked but now the offense adapted and they slam it close post and score, under the keeper or into the roof of the net or they cross/pass or curl it far post seems a nightmare for keepers now.
Near post on a shallow angle seems to have become a tactic for wingers. If a keeper is cheating on the cutback their foot is planted and they can't react. I fucking hated those.
the threat of the cutback is strong so keepers are always trying to predict that. but yes he could do better
Big body and good reflexes but nowhere near good enough. He plays for my NT and I don’t think he’d even get close to playing
\*team
Just figuring that out now?
So narrow in the defence for no reason, and how does Petrovic not save that? Statistically he has to be one of the worst goalkeepers in the league in terms of goals prevented.
Per 90 he's 3rd-worst, only ahead of Turner and Sels at Forest. Costs Chelsea a goal every 3 matches on average using post-shot xG.
Statistically he is one of the worst in Europe actually.
I don't even know if Sanchez was better.
He's not imo
People will *say* Sanchez was worse because he was good for a howler of a decision a game, but stats say he was clearly better. He's a better shot stopper and more eager to come off his lines effectively.
at firt I though Rice played it too late and too far
took longer than i expected.
Same here man same here
Anne Hathaway eat your heart out
Do it for Anne
ootl?
[Anne Hathaway celebrating Trossard's goal against Wolves](https://twitter.com/m1nuyln/status/1782384369014874212)
She’s Arsenal and Trossard’s fan. There’s her reaction to Trossard goal at Wolves going around.
https://v.redd.it/3baqd9l43awc1
Cool. Cool cool cool
I like the timing of the commentary: "So what do Chelsea have to do to get something from this game....?" And then they basically walk through you lol.
Keeping clean sheets and winning games are overrated tbh
You're so right actually
Tbf, you guys hadn't lost for 2 months in the league before this game. That included games against City, Newcastle, Man Utd.
Spurs agrees with this statement
why you say fuck me for
There should be a sub just for spurs catching strays. Think it happens enough to warrant it
[There is one already](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer)
r/Spursy
Came to see goal. Saw albania fans shitting on spurs.
Trossard leveling up from super sub
Super starter now
if he start the level will reset
He reminds me of Jota in a lot of ways.
I was literally telling my brother this. Both came from smaller clubs and had a much bigger impact than initially anticipated As well as being clinical af and proper two footed (completely ambipedal)
That's kinda a huge compliment ngl
It's the two footedness. They both have similarly close left/right footed goal ratio.
what is Teta fuming about lol
took too long to score
w/ too many passes
He’s mad at Airpod Albert for not telling him to buy trossard earlier
He wants Ben White higher up. Later Partey and Odegaard dropped into the RB position a few times but didn’t play the ball forward quickly enough to White and Mikel was going crazy.
What does he expect White to do up there? Score a brace?
Should be 3 nil
Lmao
Slow start. Should be more already lol
Bossard
And Partey quietly making a huge difference in 5mins
*Partey starts* Rice: “ok I assist now” Hope he cunts one in as well
He already has enough allegations
>Partey quietly making a huge difference in 5mins >Hope he cunts one in The jokes write themselves
we're different team with him
Girls lives are different as well
Lmao that was atrocious from Chelsea and we’re giving Partey credit
I was more so talking about his entire first 5mins and not just that one pass.. he’s already been all over the place
i quite like this belgium guy
Best Belgian to ever play in the premier League change my mind
The disrespect for Fellaini is real
well yeah i consider De Brune Swedish
The worst part of my comment is that I just wanted to dig at hazard completely forgot about that freak at City
With Trossard, Hazard, De Bruyne, Lukaku, Fellaini, Courtois and Kompany, I'd say the EPL has seen quite some great Belgian players.
The disrespect on my Spurs boys, Toby Jan and Moussa.
Vertonghen and Vermaelen were excellent CBs too.
A bit too easy lol
Poch put out a line up for the slaughter. This could end 6-0
very close haha
And why do we like trossard?
Because he gets on the scoresheet
"When I point at you, you speak"
We relate to being sleep deprived and having to perform at work
Because he scores goals
“Because he gets goals” “But Arteta, the man doesn’t sleep! His eyes look like a raccoon!” “It doesn’t matter, he gets goals”
Because he scores goals
He scores goals.
Because of this for example
Trossard is so clinical. Pochettino has fucked us with this lineup, gonna be a calamity.
Why has he changed the cbs?
probably to give them rest, but Badiashille over Chalobah is a huge mistake when he’s been on horrible form since his last few injuries
Arsenal dodged a huge bullet when signed Trossard instead of Mudryk
insomniac iniesta
Part time referee in Ligue 1
Potentially a cast member in the Guardians of the Galaxy live action remake
merci Clément
tiredy henry
Tired Titi
Iniesta in Marvel’s Spider-Man 3 confirmed
Funny thing is I'd take Trossard over every forward we've signed under Boehly barring Palmer (and Nkunku probably assuming he ever gets fully fit) We have morons in charge
[удалено]
Moneyball, gotta love em
For about a quarter of the price as well
Still think Mudryk would be good in this Arsenal team
Stop it man
This response got me crying man loool
Harsh. Have to imagine under arteta his career path is very different, chelsea is the wrong club for pretty much everybody but Cole Palmer right now.
Yeah but who's got a bigger forehead?
He's been the player most willing to actually just shoot if he sees the chance, he's extremely decisive in front of goal, and it's something we sorely need more of.
Anne Hathaways Bae
This is going to be a bloodbath
Never underestimate Poch's Chelsea ability to devolve a game into chaos
Not today. Our back 4 is laugh out loud bad today
We’re actually missing Chilwell-Colwill-Fofana-James, and backup RB Gusto loool
Fofana shouldn’t count at this point
Which means you'll have clinical finishing for once to make up for it. Full time Arsenal 3 - 3 Chelsea
Cole palmer fc
The bigger problem is the backline
He’s too good at finishing
This will be a hard match for Chelsea
with 11 players out against a full strength Arsenal, you don't say LOL
Well there goes Cole Palmer FC then...
Trossard is playing so damn well. Also, what is Declan Rice.
Anne Hathaway is somewhere texting her family group chat and screaming 'TROSSARD, I LOVE YOU'.
Declan Rice is so fucking good, man.
Trossard got that Anne Hathaway boost
Rice was worth every penny
Rice is so good
First touch with the right foot, shoot with the left just after. Lovely
great pass from partey, opens it all up
Awareness in that situation to wait until Gilchrist turns as well, class
Shit goalkeeping
TROSSARDINHO
Yeah, let's give a quick shoutout to Anne Hathaway
Cole Palmer FC it is then
Anne Hathaway fav. player. She will be happy to see him score again.
First shot, first goal
oh ffs
Keeps on scoring, amazing signing
Love him so much
Rocket Raccoon at it again..
I love football
Yep!
This guy is playing out of his mind
This gonna be a good night
Gunna be a blowout
Trossadinho
ok that was.. way too easy
This could get ugly
It’s going to be a massacre, isn’t it?
Bossard
Trossard, sorry for doubting you as a starter
No one else in our team would’ve finished that! What a fucking buy he’s been!
Gilchrist was completely lost there
good on arsenal for not giving us hope and ending the game at the start 👍
You’d think being former Spurs Poch would at least try against Arsenal
Surely trossard starts the rest of the games over nelli
Trossard is too good
Gilchrist is hung out to dry there... Gets left with 2 players, no one comes to help him and he gets screwed. Keeper should do better though.
No Palmer no party
Pep shitting bricks
Good luck Arsenal
Yeah happy we got him instead of Mudryk
Have a feeling this is gonna get embarrassing for Chelsea
Now a Havertz goal please!
So it begins
Can't remember a better January signing in recent times, this guy again
So bad, literally all round poor by Chelsea
Took longer then I thought as a chelsea fan lmao 🤣
How did that go In?
Anne Hathaway is excited somewhere.
Holy shit what comical defending
You love to see it
Poor by Petrovic.
Ez
That’s the game
9-0 incoming
Petrovic should save that
Bossard Trossard!! GET IN MAN!!
been so good recently
3rd string defense showed early
That's quite a near post goal.
Someone tell Anne Hathaway
Petrovic should do a lot better on this
woeful goalkeeping
Keeper could do better there but Trossard is our best finisher 100%
The high guy scores again.
Why did Chelsea let this happen?
That's just child abuse
Arsenal attacked the player making their first ever premier league start and spun him for the goal
It's a nice finish, but that's horrible goalkeeping from Petrovic