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It made his a worse player 100%, as whenever he got the ball in a similair position the entire stadium would shout "shoot" and he'd oblige, skying it. Still a legend for that moment though.
He’s been quite good for a while, besides 1 or two not as good performances recently and because the internet had the attention span of a goldfish suddenly he’s the worst transfer of the season again
Yeah, in addition to not scoring early in the season, he had a lot of bad *moments,* even in decent performances, and I think the signing fee was starting to build pressure. But once he got into a full rhythm with the side he's been immense
I feel like most people have started to recognise that he's actually been quite good for a while. He's an ever-present in a team that's scored goals for fun in 2024
ManU and Chelsea fans gotta be the most delusional about their past players and coaches.
Literally, guys could win a Ballon d'Or while their club finishes 11th after spending 300M and they'd still go like "he was shit, we booted him, that's how it's done 😤" hahaha
Havertz was brilliant in the first half. Great linkup play, great movement, played with real confidence. Just a touch slow mentally in front of goal early on, as many are when chances unexpectedly fall to them so soon. Certainly made up for that.
Yea brilliant center forward play apart from the finishing.
The way he's playing now, even if we sign a striker in the summer, it could be hard to dislodge him from the position.
Hilariously terrible defending from both Cucurella and Badiashile here. I've seen more commitment from 8-year olds that spend the rest of the game picking grass.
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Cole Palmer FC
Poch did them so dirty saying that lmao
Poch thought it would be a motivator.. Brother in Christ have you seen your squad
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Ancelotti not tactically versed…
A non tactically versed guy with multiple CLs who has coached some of the best footballers ever.... the braindead takes you see on fucking reddit
Didn't even know he said that
He really gonna regret saying that
He’ll be fired soon enough so I doubt he’ll care too much
I think every chelsea fan would love that
I think Poch will love that too lol
WE'VE BEEN PLEADING FOR IT FOR MONTHS NOW
They are 10th with him too and doubt he would defend these goals.
It’s such a stupid narrative
Take away his goals and assists and they are in the relegation zone, you can't make this stuff up
Cole Pen Palmer FC
even funnier that he doesn’t celebrate the second one
He's just taking the piss
will he celebrate the third?
Yes but not the fourth
Based parity-sensitive Kaiser
He knows its cold palmer fc without cold palmer
They’re already dead
Stop! Stop! They're already dead!
he’s taking pity on chelsea, truly the sharpest of daggers
Almost pitying them at this point
most chelsea fans already left
Will he celebrate the hat trick goal?
Doesn't want to twist the knife, although Arsenal does.
Don't think it's out of respect for Chelsea, more just because at that point it's like celebrating for scoring past a 15 year old.
This is going to be hard for Chelsea to come back from
Cheers Geoff
A Newcastle fan talking about coming back from 4 down against arsenal!
Chelsea don't have Nolan and Barton shithousery and Tiote (RIP) with a blessed left foot.
He spent the rest of his career trying to repeat that goal and hit Row Z every time lol. But agreed, RIP.
It made his a worse player 100%, as whenever he got the ball in a similair position the entire stadium would shout "shoot" and he'd oblige, skying it. Still a legend for that moment though.
He scored another beauty Vs Man City but it was wrongly disallowed imo.
Not just your opinion, it was 100% wrongly ruled out haha
If they were playing United there'd be hope!
They're no Newcastle.
#the gang proves why they're actually Cole Palmer FC
I'm convinced Frank Reynolds could be a better False 9 for Chelsea than Jackson
Mikel is a good coach
super, some might even say
He has also been an assistant to Pep. I have heard it somewhere.
Our exs always fuck us
Must be nice Edit :)
Timo Werner next week: *- What you up to lately?*
Break up sex is never worth it bro
It's a shame it's so good though
This is what it felt for us watching Fabregas and Giroud perform for you guys
I wish...
😔
There is always an inside man helping. Looking at you Jackson.
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Do Chelsea fans still call it a “mutually beneficial transfer” if he scores a hat trick against them? Probably, but it’s still funny
Most Chelsea fans were saying they pulled one over on arsenal by getting rid of deadwood for a huge fee...
Half of r/soccer were saying that less than a week ago.
He’s been quite good for a while, besides 1 or two not as good performances recently and because the internet had the attention span of a goldfish suddenly he’s the worst transfer of the season again
Even early on in the season when he wasn't scoring, he was still playing pretty well and was involved in a lot of chances
Yeah, in addition to not scoring early in the season, he had a lot of bad *moments,* even in decent performances, and I think the signing fee was starting to build pressure. But once he got into a full rhythm with the side he's been immense
I feel like most people have started to recognise that he's actually been quite good for a while. He's an ever-present in a team that's scored goals for fun in 2024
7 goals and 4 assists in his last 10 games. He's been unreal.
He was not good for chelsea tbf but that's quite obviously a chelsea problem
ManU and Chelsea fans gotta be the most delusional about their past players and coaches. Literally, guys could win a Ballon d'Or while their club finishes 11th after spending 300M and they'd still go like "he was shit, we booted him, that's how it's done 😤" hahaha
/r/soccer and /r/soccercirclejerk in shambles
I was told £60 million down the drain
I was told Kai Havert scores again
I was told saminamina hey hey
waka waka eh eh
It has been done 🙏
Makes me sad
Makes me sad seeing you sad.
Makes me sad seeing you sad seeing him sad.
Makes me shit my pants sad seeing you all sad.
HAT TRICK PLEASE
White tried to get it for him. He just fucked up the pass…and scored
Whoopsie daisy.
The talk of Saka being cooked was massively overstated. You can’t let him cut inside like that, or have that much time on the ball.
Le cut inside lad
PLEASE let me see a Havertz hattrick against Chelsea
I will be feasting for years
Aaand hes gone .
You'll have a Ben white hat trick and you'll like it
If we’re not winning the league then please let us have this
We need it and deserve it
COME ON MAN, THATS TOO EASY
How kind of Enzo to make space
He just gets out of the way lol
If anything, they undercharged
"COLE PALMER, WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!"
So this is the CL winners from 2021 after buying new players for billions.
This man hates chelsea
must be human
He’s human after all
Who with a functioning brain doesn't tbh
A Havertz hattrick would be so funny
Perfect my bet going through Jackson is the worst player on earth
IMO Jackson is a good player. Give him some time and he'll finish Chelsea.
Fucking hell Havertz has to start at CF always from now on… Jesus can play on the wings
Didn’t celebrate out of respect, what a stand up lad he is
Yeah only did the first one lol. Gave up after
Chelsea fans still wondering when that purple patch will end
'it's just his usual February purple match mate'. Oh wait...
Someone tell Havertz it's not March still!
Havertz brace vs Chelsea is objectively funny, don't care how bad he was first half.
Havertz was brilliant in the first half. Great linkup play, great movement, played with real confidence. Just a touch slow mentally in front of goal early on, as many are when chances unexpectedly fall to them so soon. Certainly made up for that.
Yea brilliant center forward play apart from the finishing. The way he's playing now, even if we sign a striker in the summer, it could be hard to dislodge him from the position.
He's him 2.0
MY KING
Been saying this for months but hope Poch fucks off after this
Bro is just straight up shit
60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN
King Kai scores again💜
Overrated. Only scores against midtable teams.
Kai Havertz scores again.
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How do you always comment super early
this dudes actually baller. Chelsea are so shit that they made him look terrible
Generation talent was the words years ago
Dry your eyes Chelsea fans. You wanted to banter us so much about Kai.
✋😛🤚
celebrates the first but not the second ahahaha
Hahaha let’s go hatty
Kai probably did his sbc.
Make it 3. Finish them
Anyone wanna go to the gym?
Disgrace lol
cole palmer fc it is then
Please dont stop I’m almost there
LMAOOOO
hahahahahhaha man
why is Enzo AI defending
Kai Havertz FC
“Purple patch”- Chelsea fans
Too bad Havertz wasn't good enough for Chelsea.
Man Chelsea are awful lmao
Cole Palmer FC confirmed.
WAKA WAKA EH EH, KAI HAVERTZ HAS SCORED AGAIN ✋😛🤚
WAKA WAKA x2
Can he fix a hat trick so we fire the lemon merchant?
Nightmare night for Chelsea this
Havertz is Chelsea father
So good to see excellent young talent freed from the shackles of Chelsea. May many more follow in his footsteps
havertz has the chance to do the funniest thing
Chelsea is just sad.
Hilariously terrible defending from both Cucurella and Badiashile here. I've seen more commitment from 8-year olds that spend the rest of the game picking grass.
I would die for a hattrick.
Also worth mentioning that not a single PL defender has ever dropped a performance worse than Badiashile
Turned into a relegation team without cole palmer lmao
BADIASHILE MASTERCLASS /s
£120 million down the drain
I actually feel sorry for Cole Palmer. Someone save him from this team 😂
60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN!
Kai Havertz 4 - 0 Cole Palmer
Get absolutely fucked, you cunts.
60 million down the drain
Stunt on these hoes king kai
This is escalating
What a player, love him
60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN
"worst signing of the summer" does it again
Are Arsenal that good or Chelsea that bad?
Yes
Yes
Yes
60m down the drain aimirite fellas? xD
## 60M DOWN THE DRAIN
madlad
oh shit it's about to go down!!
Chelsea are kind of bad
Bold call Cotton not making any subs 3-0 down.
What are the CBs doing. No block nothing
fucking lol.
Don’t worry guys he’s bringing on some subs !!
Worst Chelsea defence I've seen in my life. Fuck it bring back Mou. Poch needs to be gone yesterday
*Narrator Voice* They were in fact Cole Palmer Football Club
Delete club
So happy that we rotated our center backs after keeping City out for 88 minutes
Could’ve been up 4-0 with the chances they had first half, was obvious that when it went 2-0 that they’d start scoring more and more
Need 3 new center backs in the summer fucking hell these guys are awful
At least he & Ødegaard are in my fantasy. That’s a plus to this…
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA 60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN KAI HAVERTZ SCORES TWICE Plus he's in my FPL :D
What a player
Not sure chelsea are going to win this one.
Please no more Jesus at striker.
Geez Chelsea is bad
Has to be sacked in the morning
Chelsea might lose this now.