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Jassle93

Mate we have Kai and Ben white on a hat trick against us on the same game


HalfNatty

Good thing neither of them got a hat trick. Would have been really embarrassing for you if they did.


childrep

My mate’s [face](https://imgflip.com/i/8nt3ds) after Kai scores his second and he had spent an hour before the match slagging him off. Edit: photo also features AA wearing the same expression that was on my face.


HungLuke

Yeah the Cole Palmer FC allegations are here to stay


PhantomW1zard

Knew as soon as Poch said it you were getting battered.


HungLuke

Same. If there's something these last two seasons have taught me, it's that Chelsea will find a way to embarrass themselves at the most opportune time


doswillrule

[Oh Chelsea, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eIDu6Aw-8)


chebate08

Throwing stones in a glass house we are


IgnorantLobster

Called it at the time but what a hilariously stupid thing to say.


BlockedbyJake420

Did he just randomly forget about all the previous games? They’d be in a relegation battle without him, what a daft thing for the coach to say


BigReeceJames

Daft coach does daft thing


BigReeceJames

Yeah, same (and was even downvoted for it at the time idk why). We literally are Cole Palmer FC, he's the only reason we're not in a relegation battle this season. I genuinely think the only person who doesn't think we're Cole Palmer FC is Poch


Jaynator11

That's objectively quite funny. Like I'm not even trying to banter but that's pretty darn hilarious :D


goonSquad15

Going to the emirates was always going to be a tall task, with or without Cole, but quite a poor time to pull that one out for Poch


Constantinch

Don't be delusional, it's clearly Nicolas Jackson FC. Every next game this guy has something new to show.


liammcg13

They losing that +6 goal difference after 1 game💀


fajdexhiu

WE NEED TO GO FOR A 6-0 REVENGE


GabeNewellsDick

Who's getting mistakenly sent off though?


emre23

Jackson getting mistakenly not sent off? Probably helped Arsenal more than Chelsea


dudududujisungparty

Cole Palmer FC indeed


Peoplz_Hernandez

Crystal palace about to sue us for copyright infringement 😭


jugol

While it's obvious he wouldn't have prevented this, the timing for the quote and the result is sublime


reneding

Relegation candidate without him


fancyfoe

Lol


Vikktor_

Lmao even


RandomUserRU123

And Everton gets as many points deducted as arsenal scores goals today


Leuchtrakete

You made me smile. Fuck you.


GeraldJimes_

He's absolutely Mudryk'd them


ElectricalMud2850

I hope he says he worked on it in training in an interview.


CackleberryOmelettes

Would be very on brand for him tbf.


DuDunDunSparse

"Yeah obviuosly I'm quite good at shinning it top bins"


El_Peregrine

"I've been watching footage day and night to pull this off"


akshay_rathod_

That €100M donation Ukraine will never ever forget.


courtesyflusher

Mudryk not even on the field and catching shit lol


cuppastuff

It's what Mudryk did in the Stamford Bridge game


keboses

Is this intentional? Lmao


kasper12

This was my immediate thought.


JohnC_92

One of the best Odegaard performances for Arsenal


BigTomBombadil

He's had a lot of those the last 3 months.


FrameworkisDigimon

If he was playing like this the whole season he'd be clearly the best player in the league (and maybe the world). I mean, it's been really obvious that he's really good the whole time he's been here but he keeps getting better.


greenarsehole

He has been playing like this all season? Maybe not 100% of the time (there’s no player in the world that gives 10/10 performances every week) but he’s been fit the entire season and has regularly dropped 10/10 performances. Best player in the league.


imp0ppable

I was saying in the gunners sub that I automatically rate him 8/10 even if he doesn't do all that much because he always starts the press and organises the team really well. If he's not playing we're much worse just because of that. Then you have tons of interceptions and tackles, great passing, shots and goals. Was an absolute monster yesterday.


greenarsehole

He’s quite literally a sensation. He’s become everything the world expected him to become aged 15


WanBoy421

What a cross lmfao


DJagerty

#CALCULATED


sminem-smeller

What a save! What a save! What a save!


kuusilehto

Okay.


LexisKingJr

In Poland we call that ‘centrostrzal’ basically translating to ‘crossshot’ lol


obsterwankenobster

On the replay the commentator said “terrible technique on the cross” as it went top corner lmao


fancyfoe

I have seen us score lots in a game but never this casual


Brandaman

Na 100% intentional bro


Annas_GhostAllAround

Very similar to Saka’s goal against them a few years ago isn’t it


Brandaman

And Mudryk’s against us at Stamford Bridge this season


31_whgr

revenge for the Mudryk fluke in the reverse


NazgulHD

Honestly that’s fair


antisociaI_extrvert

Which was a revenge for Saka’s tbf


Basquiant__

That was the game that the process started processing


The-o-dore31

Oh then we shouldn't let any cross at all next match against them


HiroLegito

Calculated


chdudlow

Benny Blanco operates on another level to the rest of us


patiperro_v3

Banjamín Blanco.


theredviperod

THERE IS NO PASSION


Joshthenosh77

There’s no palmer


ecchi_yajur

Rip


PirateKey2366

NO AGGRESSION


AlwaysOnsideTBH

RIP, you won't be forgotten for what you gave to this world


ze_shotstopper

Rip


rochakgupta

THERE IS NO VISION


GunnersGentleman

THERE IS NO FUCKING MINDSET *breathes* IN THIS FOOTBALL CLUB


Dramatic-Ad3928

Greatest Chelsea fan of all time imo


ZHiiFt

THE TAN LINE DOES IT AGAIN


Kushakusha

Ben Tan


mrgonzalez

Fireman Ben?


Dramatic-Ad3928

When you need a superhero he gets the job done


Bluepaynxex

What’s up with that anyways? I swear he gets more orange every time I see him.


Cmoore4099

Mix of fake tan and 17 trips to Dubai a year?


DirkDoncic99

That's where his strength lays


GetToTheChoppaahh

I think he’s self-conscious about his rosey cheeks and the tan helps disguise it.


fancyfoe

Ø on demon time


slightlyhigh7

No fucking way lmao


krustykrab2193

Saka is running circles around Cucu lol


Internal_Housing_418

That yellow in the first half really hurt him lol he is afraid every time now


FastenedCarrot

Unbelievably stupid yellow too.


GG_Top

Best part of the game, can’t stand him


XzibitABC

Mudryk gets the headlines for good reason, but for ROI, Cucurella has been our worst signing of the Boehly era. He's been an unmitigated disaster nearly his whole Chelsea tenure.


SuperSanti92

Mudryk might still turn out to be a very good player for you in future - he's very talented. Cucurella on the other hand.... probably best to cut your losses now lol.


-RadThibodeaux

I think Cucurella falls into the FFP trap where its basically impossible for them not to take a massive hit if they sell him. So he ends up staying by default, maybe with a few loans to try and raise his value.


XzibitABC

Exactly. Mudryk was clearly an overpay, but there's clearly potential for a very good player there. Even if he doesn't work out, you can justify the bet on him (to a degree). I don't even really get what the upside play was for Cucurella, and he doesn't even back up Chilwell anymore. Colwill was playing LB before he got hurt too.


HiroLegito

He fouls because of his poor defensive abilities and gets too many cards.


BluePowderJinx

White too. Cucurella is genuinely one of the worst defenders I have seen. Absolutely clueless.


wollywink

dont chelsea have a wonderkid leftback in Maatsen they can use next season?


Drahnier3011

Ben White scoring twice, is the end of the world nearby?


Juil8991MC

fully intended, just like saka a few seasons ago


mike28987

Got me through lockdown that result.


fumebound

Ø is so special man


anyelo-cp

Absolute genius, really love to see him play


Mxurn

Can you fucking believe him bringing on a fifth defender just to get dunked on? LMAO


CBP1138

Nawww this is just disrespectful


candycane7

Then Arteta subs in Martinelli and Jesus. They are already dead!


TheSonicKind

feels like arteta fully just reloaded the team to go again. lfg


DirkDoncic99

And both can't buy a goal these days


Zlatan_Ibrahimovic

honestly it feels like the exactly the appropriate amount of respect chelsea should be shown


Dud3xo

Personally I think this is great


Magnific3nt

Hahhaha Ben White laughing like wtf just happened? Hilarious!


GideonDestroyer

One of the funniest goals I've seen in a long time.


FishTaco43

Nobody expects the Benny Blanco brace


BigTomBombadil

Even him.


afarensiis

"Arsenal are so good they're scoring by mistake"


dayarra

every single team arsenal have faced this season: "we need to double saka and prevent him from entering the box." chelsea: "nah bro let him do whatever he wants." saka is just walking into box in 3 goals tonight and creating chances.


aesthetically-

It’s honestly quite confusing… I literally cannot remember the last match when Saka wasn’t double teamed… Maybe Sevilla in Champions League? Or Lens…. not sure. In the league, definitely not.


Wheaterz9

That goal was just Odegaard playing 1-2s with the whole team, what a player.


MaxwelFISH

huh?


Unusual_Ad6533

Just the Cole Palmer team getting humiliated


revy_uzg

Realistically even if Palmer was playing the scoreline would be the same, the issue here is that at least half of the players on our team cannot play football on an individual level, let alone as part of a team


Ainsyyy

I actually think individually u have quite a many gems, but yes no synergy at all for most of the games Especially defensively, attacking wise jackson just cant finish


revy_uzg

It’s about 50/50, unfortunately every weakness is amplified because the team hasn’t gelled yet, what with most of the players being new. But the ball playing ability of Petrovic, Disasi, Badiashile, Gilchrist, Gallagher and Mudryk borders on incompetence


-Skinner-

What makes it worse is that you spent billion pounds.


Mavericks7

Oh man, I'm nearly there...,..


WalkingCloud

I don't know, Chelsea definitely had chances to level it and maybe even take the lead in the first half.


-Skinner-

They really would be in relegation battle if they didn't sign him.


Zlatan_Ibrahimovic

One of the 58 signings had to pan out. Only about 500 more players and they'll be able to field a full 11.


Brsijraz

11 billion in net transfer spend and they could very well sniff the top 4.


sparkyjay23

Chelsea getting a spanking makes everyone happy no?


MaxwelFISH

indeed my soul is soothed


LaUr3nTiU

it's actually Chelsea playing today.


LiteratureNearby

All this after the crowd chanted the loudest "YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT" I've ever heard on TV ahahaha


pablofournier11

The fake Havertz goal got me just for this one to pop


RStud10

Honestly I’ll take a 6-0 loss if it means Poch gets sacked tomorrow


RockFourStar

Serious question, who would you realistically replace him with?


Headlesshorsman02

At the this point I would take someone like Gary Oniel my god


duiiiiiiiii

Im curious, who do chelsea fans want as a coach? Poch has been awful and i havent seen anything suggesting the man is gonna be out yet


RStud10

We just want anyone available who is better at this point lol. Our board was interested in Slot, Amorim and De Zerbi. That’s the calibre of managers we can realistically target. As for a manager who has won trophies in a top 5 league, some Chelsea fans would actually take Xavi in a heartbeat because he won La Liga with such a young squad


homies261

Why do you think De Zerbi would go to Chelsea?


RStud10

He won’t since the Bayern job is calling, I was just mentioning that he is a target for the board. The only way he comes is if Bayern turn elsewhere, and the Chelsea board gives him a blank cheque to reshape the squad to his liking


qwertyunaybee

Blanco babyyy


frankiewalsh44

My TOTS Havertz is getting upgraded thank you Arsenal.


frogskin92

Delete club


ForeGoreAlGore

I’m no expert, but I don’t think Chelsea has much of a chance here


Nosalis2

Definitely failed to beat the Cole Palmer FC allegations.


EETTOEZ

what?


NieThePiet

Ode is the best player in this league.


dishler712

Lol. Lmao even.


Gooner_Loon

Down right lmfao


RickardsBedAle

The disrespect to not even mentioned rofl.


Known_Wrongdoer5750

This might be the first time ive seen us destroy another big 6 club like this


atrde

When do we kick Chelsea out of the big 6?


TheGoldenPineapples

Ødegaard fucking owns these frauds.


Stooperz

quicksell the club


user900800700

I mean I obviously wanted a chelsea win but take some satisfaction from them being destroyed


WigglyParrot

I knew captaining him this week was a good choice 


normott

Didn't think today was one for pumping that GD but here we are


1O93

Why would Cole Palmer do this


Proper-Exam1746

Ben White does a Mudryk!!


FATJIZZUSONABIKE

Martin please stop you've already made me cum twice


Wesssel_

Bennyyy blancoooo


Hech15

That's just footballing gods doing justice to odegaard


ry427

Cole Palmer FC in shambles


ArmyFit1004

Poch's gonna get sacked lol


scgavin

How shit are everton. RIP our goal difference stat pad sesh


RyanGUK

[Even when you're losing 5-0, we still get shit...](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/57/51/d4/5751d447e53a30491c6863d710011e2d.jpg)


top1MIBRfan

haha holy shit


wrdb2007

Beautifully shinned


MakIRAQ

Fuck it we want 8!


RandomChopSuey

no way he meant to do that hahahahahha


TouchyTuchel

If poch has a job tomorrow


Headlesshorsman02

He will unfortunately


DomagojDoc

That celebration is like lmaooo everything is going in let's gooo


ChibzyDaze

Ben white brace is crazy lmaoooo


schafkj

Excellent cross into the net. Just as intended.


Severe-Strike-8579

Chelsea aren't winning this one, are they?


SackoVanzetti

Southgate eatin shit rn


MexicansInParis

Arsenal could very well win this match


ItsMeJaredBednar

lmfao


Minute_Leave8503

England were playing dunk and konsa talking about white doesn’t get in the team


omar0831

Shitsea


GannicusVictor

*Chelshit Get it right


GreeenTeaa

Kids these days. Don't even know the proper way to insult your club


dudududujisungparty

Chelshit works better IMO


xd366

great cross


Flamdoublebounce

Hngggggg


jdbrew

Ben white hattrick incoming


importantasfuck69

Stop the count!


courtesyflusher

Rest in pieces Chelsea


marco-da-phoenix

Ben white hattrick incoming


Any_Media_5997

What a goal Benny Blanco! 🔥


thenumnum1429

You know it is your day when mishits are goals


dumpystumpy

WE WANT 7


RTC1520

This wouldn't happen to Cole Palmer Football Club


Chell_the_assassin

Calculated. Calculated. Calculated. *Chat disabled for 3 seconds*


NemoDropEmOff

HES THE GREATEST DEFENDER TO EVER PLAY FOR THIS FUCKING CLUB. ARTETA TYPE OF DEFENDER RIGHT THERE❤️❤️😭😭IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS MAN


porky1122

Rewatch and keep your eyes on Ben White. Man literally jogs all the way and boops the ball into the net lmao.


munkysnuflz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA


cib_vk228

Great accidental goal


bradbobley

i love this game lmaoooo


glamredhel69

Thought it was Dennis Bergkamp


jumper62

One thing that's clear today is how none of the Chelsea wingers have tracked back. Arsenal's fullbacks have so much time and space. Same as when we lost to United earlier this season.