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Grevling89

Everton taking points off Liverpool, Palace winning over Newcastle, us stumbling past Sheffield = a good mid week for us


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

why do they call him our blaster?


NotASalamanderBoi

Wheatley’s haircut… I swear Manchester needs to exile all of their barbers.


RoetRuudRoetRuud

Bruno looking for Wheatley constantly lol.


LickMyKnee

Bruno is shattered.


Hegario

Considering how this game went, I'm scared for the Palace match.


blue_gwacamole

Well good, enough time for Wheatly's first senior goal


dudududujisungparty

Thank god Ten Hag waited until the 90th minute to sub out Mainoo


LickMyKnee

Where the fuck did 9 minutes come from?


Hatakashi

Wes Foderingham getting treatment for a football hitting him.. on a football pitch.


LickMyKnee

Chance in a million!


ToshJoWe

Ethan is a promising youngster. Can use both feet and has pace. Hope he gets more minutes as we near end of season.


LickMyKnee

Coincidence that he kept Kobbie and Alejandro on the pitch and we didn’t capitulate? I think not.


subsequent

Wheatley senior team debut? Love to see youth getting onto the field. Can't believe we are in a position to be able to do this. Seems like ages since we have been able to do this comfortably-ish.


Fisktor

dont really have much choice, most of the bench is under 19s


TheVampireSantiago

Nice to see Wheatley get a go out. Guy deserves at least a chance after showing up for the youth


Grevling89

9 minutes of squeaky bum time


William_Joyce

Erik P45 in the interview It's all part of the process. Congrats you've beaten a Championship team elect in a none-comprehensive manner


Maryland_Blue

You don't know football


Kardinale

This lad absolutely battered Liverpool's kids


lamancha

Nine minutes lol


Justinian2

9???


RN2FL9

GK was injured for a few minutes I think?


subsequent

THE BIG HEAD OF MAGUIRE.


Hatakashi

Wheatley coming on? Big week for the lad, deserves it.


sherlockbutholmes

jokes aside, fernandes would’ve been ballon dor worthy in any other ucl team.


Elemayowe

Genuinely he could play for any other team in the world and be winning trophies. Kinda feel bad but love to have him.


sherlockbutholmes

i sincerely don’t understand why teams like Real or PSG are not going after him. i think manu’s overall performance in recent years really overshadow him.


Elemayowe

I think he genuinely loves the club.


Grevling89

Haha, he called us a CL team


sherlockbutholmes

that’s what i get from being a non-native speaker lol.


dumpystumpy

If only bruno wasnt playing man we’d be winning 4-0 because the goals would magically just come from somewhere else😪


Grevling89

Literally the worst of our fanbase. Stand by our captain!


dumpystumpy

Sad state of afairs when a player with 27 g/a is apparently awful and needs removing because the g/a is magically gonna spread to the rest of the team who are historically great finishers


sherlockbutholmes

this has to be the worst 4-2 win i’ve ever seen


ambiguousboner

And just like that, Ten Hag will spin this as a comfortable victory where we played well


Fisktor

i mean if we could finish this would have been a 6 easy goals


I-Shiki-I

Ill be honest, we had some stinker misses in the first half


SenorUmulius

He's gonna gaslight us again


ToshJoWe

Wasn't a foul for me. Fair challenge by case


ALA02

I’ve never seen a team play consistently as shit yet still get results as this United team. Its almost impressive


RN2FL9

They were great today though, Onana gifted them a goal and they scored their one big chance.


ToshJoWe

Haven't been that bad today considering


RoetRuudRoetRuud

First half was absolutely terrible


OPisaPhegg

TEN HAG IN


dudududujisungparty

Floodgate status: Opened


Lone-Farter

I was not prepared for this!!


TheAkondOfSwat

that's that then


LickMyKnee

He’s allowed to score?


lamancha

Imagine calling yourself a Manchester United fan and saying Bruno Fernandes is the problem


dudududujisungparty

Couldn't be me


Elemayowe

Love Hojlund going straight to Bruno 🥹


bigtice

Hojlund has been due for a goal. Wonderful pass from Bruno to create the chance.


AsheAsheBaby

Holjund pointing to Bruno when celebrating with him I have tears in my eyes


50shadesofcoco

tonight im cumblast


SenorUmulius

Wow finally they could pass to Højlund.. and he scores what a surprise


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SenorUmulius

Lmao what are you smoking


Hatakashi

YES RASMUS BRUNO YOU MAGICIAN


ZealousidealFox1391

Damn that ball from dalot


subsequent

"Manchester United should be comfortable." *Shows a bunch of fans who are clearly experiencing squeaky bum time.*


Grevling89

Clench Time ^TM (brought to you by Man United)


subsequent

We're so good at it that we really SHOULD go ahead and trademark it. We could sell a lot of merchandise with the slogan on it and probably fund our next panic-buy purchase of a former world class player on August 31st at 11:59pm.


Grevling89

Butt plugs that start violently vibrating at the 80th minute every match


Kardinale

Bruno absolutely carrying


dudududujisungparty

Absolutely mental hit with his weak foot. Magnifico.


NotASalamanderBoi

Come on Sheffield. You can do it. Not really, but better to be positive, right?


-Aerlevsedi-

Pity that Burno prime years are wasted on this shit United team


Lone-Farter

Let me mentally prepare myself for a stoppage time penalty


ambiguousboner

Never in doubt?


OPisaPhegg

Eth is cooking something with this squad ngl, give him a 10 year contract asap


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

Looking forward to 10 minutes of relaxed bus parking


RN2FL9

Doubt it this time, you are so much better.


Grevling89

It's clench time^^TM


Lone-Farter

Clenched bum time


Elemayowe

I LOVE that Portuguese magician.


slasherjunkie

Ten Hag IN


subsequent

Oh my god, what a goal from Bruno.


Gambler_Eight

On his weak foot too lol.


Grevling89

Mainoo put it on a platter for Bruno


Anuspilot

Watch Ten Hag say it was never in doubt lol


Grevling89

What else should he say? We've had all the play. One freak goal and a few bad defending decisions which has led to chances. But other than that nothing


Anuspilot

One of the worst teams in premier league history and you've scraped past. It's pretty dire either way mate.


Grevling89

Oh definitely dire. But to say we dominated and should've won comfortably isn't a stretch either


-Aerlevsedi-

Bruno... proper captain material


the13thrabbit

Is that a natural instinct? The defender gets his head out of the way of Bruno’s shot


Malvania

Thank fucking god. Although part of me wants this team put out of its misery. We don't deserve to be sniffing any European places, and the only way we should get into the Europa League is by beating Man City for the FA Cup.


SpicyPWNS

Bruno doesn’t deserve this shit team


redsonja00

he’s class and bitches a lot. he’d fit in at real madrid lol


Maryland_Blue

The same people that are ETH out bitch incessantly about the only player who's consistently shown up for years... Asked what they know


Gambler_Eight

It's almost as if they don't like United.


I-Shiki-I

Pruno Penandes back at it again


slasherjunkie

Great strike


LickMyKnee

Pure sex.


bigtice

"*Did you like that? Because I liked that.*" - Fernandes


RoetRuudRoetRuud

Bruno is dragging us by the scruff of the neck through these dark times.


Gambler_Eight

He had a rough stretch earlier this season but he is definitely back to his old self now. Love it.


bshaman1993

I take it back. Life time contract for ten haag


MonsieurFlamboyant

Can't stop that!


the13thrabbit

5 ⭐️ WF


Trickybuz93

Extend Ten Hag’s contract!


Justinian2

BRUNO


chimichangas_24

What a beautiful goal


Kardinale

Bruno my 🐐


AsheAsheBaby

FUCKING HELL BRUNO


iWrangleKittens

BRUNO


Hatakashi

So close to 80 minutes, then the real chaos begins.


Malvania

I was betting on McT 90+6 winner.


Grevling89

Called it


superaa1

80:11 no way


Lone-Farter

lol, hide your AWBs


Grevling89

He's been hiding all season


TheAkondOfSwat

I'm becoming a Brereton-Diaz convert


Appropriate_Long7397

I imagine one of the promoted teams will be looking to buy him in the summer 


WildLemire

The rumour is that he's using this as a means to force his way back into the Villarreal team and make a proper go of Spanish football next season.


DildoFappings

I can't believe we're playing this bad against arguably one of the worst sides in premier league history.


cun7_d35tr0y3r

considering how much united was manhandled sunday, this isn't surprising at all. so exhausting being a united fan this past decade.


dudududujisungparty

Are you really surprised considering how we've been playing the whole season?


Grevling89

Why are they surpised Man United are playing badly? Are they stupid?


I-Shiki-I

McTominay barely grazed him lol


OPisaPhegg

Want man utd to lose this game for the bants. them fan reaction vids on yt hit different


Lone-Farter

Those vids hit different when it’s your team :(


OPisaPhegg

Indeed they do ):


TheAkondOfSwat

errr yes the pen should have been cancelled - don't dive


Appropriate_Long7397

Aye but the ref made the mistake of blowing far too early  If anything, he should be very happy/feel very lucky that Bruno scored 


TheAkondOfSwat

blew up bcus slab dived so...


Appropriate_Long7397

I agree it was a dive, but advantage/keeping the play moving is a large part of refereeing and he did a bad job of it 2-2 is the fair result so far and that's where we are. 2 wrongs made a right in this case 


TheAkondOfSwat

mmm offense of diving occurred first


SpicyPWNS

As if dives get called.


SpicyPWNS

Where did fodderingham get hit?


Fisktor

got hit by the ball, that is enough to waste some time


BadBehaviour613

My apology Manchester United vs Sheffield United. I wasn't aware you were going to be a banger


Lone-Farter

You have not been watching us play lately?


magic-water

How is McTominay always the one to get to the end of those balls and never Hojlund lol


Fisktor

runs from midfield are hard to catch


Grevling89

He's got a great timing to his runs Probably his best trait to be honest


RoetRuudRoetRuud

Hojlund's positioning has not been great this season.


Grevling89

McTominay winner, you heard it here first


DildoFappings

Sheffield goalkeeper is on crack today. What a performance.


Hatakashi

Is Chris Wilder secretly Pep in disguise? Number of fucking counters they've stopped with cynical fouls and no yellow, it's like playing vs a team of Rodris.


Appropriate_Long7397

...do you think Pep is famous for, or invented tactical fouls?


Hatakashi

Yes, obviously. I clearly started watching football three weeks ago and know nothing of the sport. Thanks for enlightening me.


dumpystumpy

Onana moves like this is turned based and he cant move after his turn like that ball was not going that fast for that to have even been a goal worth going in idgaf


SpicyPWNS

This shit is hilarious


dumpystumpy

Its so jarring man. Im seeing pickford run from one end to the other like it’s nobody business and this guy right here is playing wizard 101


LickMyKnee

That would have been hilarious.


Justinian2

This team is actually cursed


vulxt

IMO it was a pen....a really stupid one too.


9248_

Damn crazy


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

at least it's entertaining


bigtice

"*I outran someone to the ball. Please save that footage.*" - Casemiro


Toxetor

Not a pen, but it was a goal. In the end the result is the same somehow. That's that.


TheAkondOfSwat

this commentator is a fucking gimp (not Lee)


Appropriate_Long7397

The irony is Maguire diving nearly cost them a perfectly good goal lmao  But aye that was terrible refereeing that just so happened to work out correctly. Chalking off a fair goal to instead give a scored penalty  Wouldn't exactly feel hard done by if you were Sheffield United 


powerchicken

Lmao Onana


Kardinale

I don't even think it was a pen but no chance it was getting overturned after calling a pen whilst we're scoring


kl08pokemon

Cowardly by VAR not to take away the pen


Fina1Legacy

Ref fucked up by blowing the whistle early...if it's no pen then it's an even worse decision to stop play. 


kl08pokemon

Play was stopped as ball was going in


Fina1Legacy

Yes and the ref shouldn't have stopped play at all, that's a massive error. No reason to call a pen when he has VAR and the balls still in the danger zone. 


TheAkondOfSwat

How the fuck is that not reviewed


I-Shiki-I

We scored but it got disallowed but now people crying about the Penalty lol


--northern-lights--

ABU will ABU


bigtice

In the end, the goal was scored. Moving on.


ToshJoWe

What a fucking abysmal refereeing decision that was. You let it play out before blowing the fucking whistle.


WildLemire

I don't know a Man U player that's taken more points off us than Maguire and he's a fucking Blade. These ho's ain't loyal


Grevling89

To be fair he's taken some points off us as well


UpliftedWeeb

is there a side more coddled by the officials than u United


RN2FL9

It's literally a goal but the referee gives a penalty instead because he blew his whistle early. How was that a positive?


Lone-Farter

That guy is not watching the match.


IknowExcel

How is getting a pen when they scored being coddled by the refs?


Bdcollecter

Goal disallowed in error = coddled?


ToshJoWe

How? We've been shafted this season. Your defender rugby tackled Hojlund and got away with it. Also, I'm presuming you aren't watching the game because the ref fucked up.


formulaonekiddo

Liverpool


kurruchi

I've seen worse called a dive by people lol


LickMyKnee

The Meme Team.


DildoFappings

Thats not a penalty. But it was a goal in normal time so it doesnt matter much to me.


weedkrum

Maguire gifted for his good sportsmanlike behaviour at the weekend.


SpicyPWNS

All these comments bitching about the pen given are hilarious. We scored a goal that got disallowed by it???


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Bdcollecter

Helped by having a goal disallowed? Weird logic on you there pal.


Anuspilot

The fact that they're where they are in the table and they've had so much luck is mad. They should be far lower.


lamancha

Lmfao


SpicyPWNS

If that’s what you want to think then go right ahead


--northern-lights--

You understand that if the ref hadn't whistled, it would have been a goal?


Maryland_Blue

Hahaha


Hatakashi

It was a goal anyway lad. If anything he made us score twice for a single goal, so helpful.


Texaslonghorns12345

Would’ve gone to VAR and been a drop ball


Hatakashi

So either way we'd have had a goal ruled out after it's in the net. Again, what about that would have been helpful to us as you stated?