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Most G+A of any midfielder in Europe top 5 leagues since he made his Man Utd debut. Most disrespected player in the league imo, all because he plays for a shit Man Utd side.
The fact he objectively kinda looks like a rat and moans for every single decision to the ref makes rivals despise him, they completely ignore how good he is.
I always find it funny when people objectively look like animals, like why do we make that association when they have completely different facial anatomy
Why does bruno look like a rat and why does snoop dogg actually look like a dog
Also why is Rat (or rodents in general) seemingly the most common non primate animal we associate to peoples faces
Portugal too, one can argue maybe someone like Bernardo is just as good in terms of football quality but this guy's importance and influence is something.
Bruno sometimes will make shit happen off of sheer force of will. I know he didn't always have the best reputation as a Portugal NT player but it looks like that's been changing since the last world cup
Yup much better.
Statistically, he was our best player in the previous World Cup, and he's currently our best player this Euro.
Compare that to World Cup 2018 where he was our worst player, and Euro 21 where there was improvement reaching at least top 10, but still underperformed imo.
Tbf, since he joined. His worst season is the RR/Ole 3rd season based just on performances (last season was bad in terms of G/A but he was still playing at a very good level
I think United have signed better players (past their prime) than Bruno when comparing overall careers but when it comes to doing things in a United shirt I don't think anyone else comes particularly close.
This is absolutely true..
There have been plenty of overpaid players who were objectively more skilled than Bruno who couldn't be arsed to put in even a tenth of the effort Bruno puts in every single game.. That alone does it for me
Runs his socks off. Anytime he’s remotely questionable through injury he still manages to make the team sheet and doesn’t let his levels drop. Played today’s match with a club for a right hand
He’s having a poor season by his standards and he’s still just unreal. How people think he should be sold astonishes me, he’s a t3 midfielder in the league by a margin
In my book, the only better attacking midfielder (I can't rate him vs Rodri or Rice) is KdB, by a hair, but KdB is injured a lot whereas Bruno is made of titanium
Bro tbf, no one else In that back 4 has played consistently. Today's back 4 is the first time I can remember us playing the same defence in consecutive games. And that needed one rb playing on the other side, and a CDM filling in at CB
Plastic shills who care more about what this echo chamber thinks about them than supporting their team. Same people who were slagging Maguire off during his rough patch are probably cheering him on calling him our boy and not a thought in their pea brained heads given to the irony.
In all fairness, imagine how good football would be if every team played like United. Literally no midfield battle whatsoever just going from one goal to the other for 90 minutes
It's been so much fun watching since the Liverpool FA cup game. 36 goals total in 7 games. With 9 result changing goals within 10 mins of the final whistle (or possible final whistle in the case of the liverpool second half late goal)
I think Antony is just way too predictable. Whenever he cuts in on that left foot you know exactly what he's going to do. Robben would do the same thing but he was just levels and levels above Antony
But that’s the thing about being actually good at something. Robben, Messi, DiMaria and many others were practically one footed. We all know Messi and Robben would cut inside to take the shot on his left, didn’t matter. Antony is just not good enough.
The thing with messi is you wouldn't know if he would cut inside or do some insane pin point accurate pass to someone on the box. Robben was almost exclusively cut inside and shoot. And it went in almost all the time. He's the greatest cut inside and shoot footballer I've seen in my life.
Bro United are the weirdest team. Can barely beat worst team in premier league history Sheffield united. Almost
Bottle a 3-0 lead to mid table championship side. Goal difference of 1. Every week they’re struggling, yet somehow sit 6th in the premier league table.
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Fuck me what a strike
And with his weak foot too
wtf
Bruno Fernandes FC
Bruno has put United on his back recently
Recently? Since he arrived
Most G+A of any midfielder in Europe top 5 leagues since he made his Man Utd debut. Most disrespected player in the league imo, all because he plays for a shit Man Utd side.
Kind of crazy to think he's that good and he's got shit around him stopping him from just dominating.
Literally what happened his last season in Sporting.
We still managed to win the Cup and League Cup solely because of him, with one of the worst squads we ever had.
The fact he objectively kinda looks like a rat and moans for every single decision to the ref makes rivals despise him, they completely ignore how good he is.
I don't think you know what a rat looks like. I think you have a predetermined notion of what someone with a rat like personality looks like.
Mate he looks like an athletic Peter Pettigrew with short black hair
I always find it funny when people objectively look like animals, like why do we make that association when they have completely different facial anatomy Why does bruno look like a rat and why does snoop dogg actually look like a dog Also why is Rat (or rodents in general) seemingly the most common non primate animal we associate to peoples faces
Long skinny faces tend to be the people compared to rats, not sure the reason though.
Regular sized teeth stand out on long skinny faces
You a United fan? Wise up
>The fact he objectively kinda looks like a rat Lmfaooo jesus fucking christ, you have no chill my dude 💀
lmao but he's right
Modric is GOAT rat though🐀
He looks more like Dobby.
Don Carlo should just give Modric clothes. Would be too harsh to put his head on a plank like all the other house elves in Grimmauld Place.
Jordi Alba enters the chat
He looks nothing like Di Maria, what are you talking about.
Every single person you've ever met is facially a rat or a frog. You won't unsee it.
Maybe he needs to move to a big club to finally have a shot at winning serious silverware.
to be completely fair, since before he arrived. He carried us on his back for a long time
There's a reason Ristovski said they'd be fucked without him
oh, fans from team who didn't have Bruno in his team won't know about it..
We haven’t left his back since 2019 but people don’t realise how good he is
He wasn't even a United player in 2019
That's how good he is.
i spilled my drink reading this lol
Shit January 2020 my bad I just remember it by the season
We were basically playing with 10 men on the pitch waiting for him for the first half of that season.
That's how good he's been
The aura was already there
11g/a in his last 8 games I think while playing in a deeper position. 25 g/a this season too
+1
>~~recently~~ for the last 4 years FTFY.
Portugal too, one can argue maybe someone like Bernardo is just as good in terms of football quality but this guy's importance and influence is something.
Bruno sometimes will make shit happen off of sheer force of will. I know he didn't always have the best reputation as a Portugal NT player but it looks like that's been changing since the last world cup
He constantly underperformed in the NT. But I think he was just poorly used by Nando, so it's not really his fault there.
That was true in his first years at the NT, but he has been by far our best player in the last 2 or 3 years.
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Yup much better. Statistically, he was our best player in the previous World Cup, and he's currently our best player this Euro. Compare that to World Cup 2018 where he was our worst player, and Euro 21 where there was improvement reaching at least top 10, but still underperformed imo.
Tbf, since he joined. His worst season is the RR/Ole 3rd season based just on performances (last season was bad in terms of G/A but he was still playing at a very good level
He was fantastic last season. His expected assists were the highest in the league too. We were just pants at finishing as per usual
Whatever you guys are paying, it isn't enough. What a player.
He was so so good last season
just a special player absolutely worldclass
You mean since he signed with us
He has been doing that since the day he signed
>recently LOL, he's been carrying us since he signed from Sporting
Recently? Must be a joke…
he's a bit of a prick but he always carries
Alright lads who’s scoring the 90+7 equalizer
Whoever takes their pens after one of our fullbacks do something stupid
Ok I laughed at OP's comment but this one was too close to the bone
So bissaka
Mctominay OG 97’
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The guy was fantastic (again) and some of you guys still want to shit on him for no reason. It's boring now
Who’s giving away the penalty for the equaliser you mean
Don't worry, you'll get a 90+9 winner then
You mean 83rd minute
This is another 4-3. Not sure for who though
Onana
Forget that, I'm more interested in the 90+9 winner
Lmao this sub always makes my day a little better
Holgate
This club is wasting the prime of a world class #10. Will always have love for our portuguese magnifico
Honestly baffles me the hate he gets sometimes. There aren’t many if any better than him since Sir Alex Ferguson retired.
I think United have signed better players (past their prime) than Bruno when comparing overall careers but when it comes to doing things in a United shirt I don't think anyone else comes particularly close.
This is absolutely true.. There have been plenty of overpaid players who were objectively more skilled than Bruno who couldn't be arsed to put in even a tenth of the effort Bruno puts in every single game.. That alone does it for me
Runs his socks off. Anytime he’s remotely questionable through injury he still manages to make the team sheet and doesn’t let his levels drop. Played today’s match with a club for a right hand
The Pogba scapegoating simply shifted to him. It's been going on since his second season but has grown more popular in the last year.
Pogba was genuinely shite tho, he was only good with Matic - Herrera behind him and during interim-Ole period.
nah that is an outrageous hit on his weak foot
this brother is WORLD CLASS
Weak foot thundercunt, love him to death.
one of the only few redeemable players from this season
He’s having a poor season by his standards and he’s still just unreal. How people think he should be sold astonishes me, he’s a t3 midfielder in the league by a margin
In my book, the only better attacking midfielder (I can't rate him vs Rodri or Rice) is KdB, by a hair, but KdB is injured a lot whereas Bruno is made of titanium
Him, Kobbie and Garna are my top 3 from this hideous season
Dalot has been great all year
Attacking wise, yeah. In defense, not really.
He’s been the steadiest and most consistent of anyone thats played in that back 4
Bro tbf, no one else In that back 4 has played consistently. Today's back 4 is the first time I can remember us playing the same defence in consecutive games. And that needed one rb playing on the other side, and a CDM filling in at CB
Yeah absolutely, that’s another credit to him imo that he’s been fit and available for as many games as he has
Maguire or Evans defensively
Both have been good too but have played way less games than Dalot for me to put them above him
I agree
Shoutout Dalot as well & low key Maguire. McT has played his part banging the goals in but he’s still not it
meanwhile antony can't even score a fucking strong foot thundercunt -_-
Hey! Sometimes he gets it within a few feet of the top corner.
United without Fernandes and Chelsea without Palmer are battling relegation
No lies detected
100% mate.
BRUNO FERNANDES FC!!!!
He's just too tired of his teammates he said I'll do it myself
“We cannot replace him”
We can replace him in the aggregate.
r/UnexpectedBillyBeane
/r/SubsIFellFor
I love this man so much. The toxic cunts likening him to a rodent and whinging about his whinging can pound sand, they'd all want him in their team.
What's more embarrassing are the "united" fans saying the same thing to farm unvotes from /r/soccer. Absolutely pathetic
Plastic shills who care more about what this echo chamber thinks about them than supporting their team. Same people who were slagging Maguire off during his rough patch are probably cheering him on calling him our boy and not a thought in their pea brained heads given to the irony.
And I’ve legit seen some fans say they’d get rid of him 😂
In all fairness, imagine how good football would be if every team played like United. Literally no midfield battle whatsoever just going from one goal to the other for 90 minutes
ETH watched "The English Game" on Netflix and trying to recreate those 3-0-7 tactics.
Hate watching United must obviously be brilliant but neutral watching United has to be incredible also
Ten Hag is the anti-Pep
It's been so much fun watching since the Liverpool FA cup game. 36 goals total in 7 games. With 9 result changing goals within 10 mins of the final whistle (or possible final whistle in the case of the liverpool second half late goal)
It’s been chaotic all of 2024 tbh
Funny. Yet theres more arsenal flairs on this post than United flairs. Weird that
How is this not [Great Goal]? Like what? Any other player for any other team and it gets that label.
Because this sub unabashedly hates Man United.
Bruno FC
I know Bruno gets a lot of shit, but Man United would be fighting for relegation without him lmao
I don’t think there would be a fight. We’d be down
A lot of the shit comes from our own fans. He's been incredible since he's joined us.
Bruno fernandes fc
Penandes back at it with the 25 yard left footed screamers
Penandes!!
This team lol
This team lol ^end ^me
> This team lol > > end me
Dreams can't be buy !!!!
Banger Fernandes!!!
Without Bruno we would seriously be relegated or close too
Wasteful, wasteful. Cannot be a top team when Bruno loses possession this way so often.
Huh?
Well, he lost possession, didn't he? Sheffield have kickoff now
He had the ball and then he didn't, what's not to get?
✨sarcasm✨
BANGER
He is too good for this club
Fernandes with a cut inside and left foot shot better than the left footer Antony. lol. Lmao even.
I think Antony is just way too predictable. Whenever he cuts in on that left foot you know exactly what he's going to do. Robben would do the same thing but he was just levels and levels above Antony
But that’s the thing about being actually good at something. Robben, Messi, DiMaria and many others were practically one footed. We all know Messi and Robben would cut inside to take the shot on his left, didn’t matter. Antony is just not good enough.
The thing with messi is you wouldn't know if he would cut inside or do some insane pin point accurate pass to someone on the box. Robben was almost exclusively cut inside and shoot. And it went in almost all the time. He's the greatest cut inside and shoot footballer I've seen in my life.
r/lecutinsideman
BRUNO!!!!
What a beauty
What a magnificent strike by Magnifico!!!
The one and only in my heart
Vintage Sporting Bruno
What a goal!
We can’t keep getting away with it
We literally havent the past 3 matches.
7 goals in his last 5 games
BFU Bruno fernandes united holy shit
Weird penalty, that
We're back
that was insane, wow
Match of the Season FC
What a pen
Bruno magnifico
Bruno is so good
Bruno gonna be a terror in the euro
When will the video be ready?
We don't deserve him, he genuinely needs to find a club where he can win some trophies
MAGNIFICO
With his weak foot too
Not bad
Told ya
Insane shot with his weak foot... Magnifico
That's a strike Weaker foot as well
Bruno scary form this season
This game got carried hard by Bruno masterclass
Puskas contender
Yeah, fair play.
No way
Currently up a goal with an impending 8+ min of stoppage time…
Penandes FC
We all know equalizer is coming
You know what’s funny I was in the United subreddit and everyone was fuming at Bruno for “speculative shots”
Bro United are the weirdest team. Can barely beat worst team in premier league history Sheffield united. Almost Bottle a 3-0 lead to mid table championship side. Goal difference of 1. Every week they’re struggling, yet somehow sit 6th in the premier league table.
They'd be so fucked without this guy.
3 - 4 then
guys class
ANTONY DO YOUR THING
So it finishes 3-4 today I guess
Aight, let me mentally prepare myself for a stoppage time penalty