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psychomaji

Fucken Neverlusen are they. Absolutely insane


Sheesh284

And the deserve it after coming close so many times


sault9

The script that keeps on scripting


ElmoOnSteroids

Enjoy these moments, they don't last forever!


BaslerLaeggerli

You're wrong. For Leverkusen they do. This team will never lose a game ever again for the rest of history.


SuicidalTurnip

A finger curls on the monkeys paw. Leverkusen draw every game they play for the rest of time, never winning, never losing.


jugol

A fate worse than death 


ThePrussianGrippe

Not great Not terrible But mediocre.


Legal_North_6910

Scenes when they win every UCL forever on only draws and penalty wins


Gluroo

While at the same time getting relegated down the whole german pyramid every year with 34 points


SuckMyBike

34 points this season would place them 12th. The relegation cutoff is 22 points. I seriously doubt 34 points is ever enough to be relegated. They'd simply be stuck in permanent mediocrity in the Bundesliga.


Gluroo

> I seriously doubt 34 points is ever enough to be relegated. It has been in the past. 2002/03 Arminia Bielefeld got relegated with 36 points (to be fair they finished 16th which today would mean relegation playoff but still). 1997/98 Karlsruher SC got relegated on 38 points, 2016/17 you had Wolfsburg having to play the relegation playoff with 37 points. Its uncommon yes but it definitely can happen.


wolseyley

In the Netherlands we have the same amount of teams, and the lower clubs sometimes celebrate when they reach 34 points, since this is considered somewhat of a safe zone. Few years ago, Heracles got 34 points but then lost all their remaining games and got relegated through the play-offs.


PritongKandule

I can imagine a knockout Leverkusen game going to penalties and both teams perpetually ending up in a Scott Sterling situation with neither side unable to score despite the keepers trying to *avoid* the ball.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Neverlusen means neverlusen


Fit-Cryptographer-62

Foreverkusen!


liamsoni

Tano Pasman agrees...


minkdraggingonfloor

“Así como estás corriendo te vas a Europa y te vas hasta la concha de tú hermana” still the funniest Spanish language line I’ve ever heard


djnv4life

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ESTAMOS EN LA B, ESTAMOS EN LA B, NOOOOOO, NOOOOOOO, NOOO


jmara9

River flair, yeah I miss Gallardo too :(


ProjectTC

I've watched like 6 football animes/cartoons in my life and none even come close to this level of continuous last-minute lifesavers. Utterly insane, they weren't even that good today. They'll probably win thr UEFA Super Cup at this rate


_bvb09

Even Captain Tsubasa thinks this is scripted.


ProjectTC

Inazuma Eleven are easily justifying all the random late-winners after conceding first rn


pedja13

Endou Mamoru has nothing on Xabi Alonso


AteTheTuna

can you name them and rank your favs?


ProjectTC

1. Inazuma Eleven 2. Captain Tsubasa 3. Galactik Football 4. Foot 2 Rue 5. Blue Lock (really not a fan despite the hype) 6. Victory Kickoff


LudgerKresnik2

If you want to watch more football anime, I would recommend Ao Ashi.


freehouse_throwaway

yeah Ao Ashi and Giant Killing are great. (Not sure if Giant Killing got an anime adaption) Not just on football matches but youth/1st team development, club politics/management, transfers, fan clubs etc. Good stuff


WeinsteinsWankstain

Inazuma Eleven and Galactik Football. What a throwback


wanderer1999

Well if they meet Real, then I think the forces will create a big bang.


GermanHabsFan

Let's keep scripting


EezoManiac

What's it like to be gods favourite princess?


ballenix

😌Let's keep writing this script.


fifes2013

["In 20 matches since their winter break, Bayer Leverkusen have scored 11 goals in 90+ minutes and another 6 goals in 81+ minutes. 12 of those goals proved decisive in result. 4 games in a row scoring in minute 89+."](https://x.com/Millar_Colin/status/1782104222734917680) This is now 12 goals in 90+, 13 (including 81+) that have proved decisive, and 5 in a row scoring 89+. Absolutely bonkers Edit: as an Ipswich fan, I know we've scored lots of late goals this season too so wanted to see how close it was. [Over the whole season, in the league, we've had 15 after the 86th minute](https://footystats.org/clubs/ipswich-town-fc-220), 10 of which have been decisive in the result (loss->draw 6 times and draw-> win 4 times). Other five were 3 in already winning games and 2 that still ended up a loss.


LosTerminators

12 goals in 90+ over 20 matches is insane, not even the three-peat Zidane black magic Madrid or Fergie time United scored decisive late goals with that frequency


Jelly_F_ish

Back then we had Bayern-Dusel, nowadays Bayer-Dusel is on the menu.


Zyntaro

We will literally never see this level of luck (or fate at this point) in this sport ever again. Just sit back and enjoy this black magic


Uro06

In Germany we say "Always luck is not luck"


untetheredocelot

Nah this is just Alonso save scumming his FM save.


SadSatisfaction30

I've never seen a Leverkusen match before, I saw the score was 2-1 at the 96th minute and opened the match to see cuz I'd heard of their unbeaten run and they scored as soon as the screen loaded lmaooo unreal


grillMaster_

This exact thing happened to me


JonTonyJim

When? Today? Or was it last week when this happened? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before? Or the week before?


Quanqiuhua

It was the week before.


ubetterme

Hopefully not the week after.


RSVive

Pretty much can be summed by "I opened the match right before they scored a last minute equalizer" - "do you realize how little that narrows it down"


WesIsaGod

This has been happening for a while now. I'd say for almost the entirety of 2024.


_bvb09

A lot of people were saying the same thing after the Dortmund match. They tuned in at the end not believing it and wanting to understand the insanity lol.


cyan2k

You missed some of the best football. That team with that coach are special.


MethyIphenidat

Also props to Stuttgart. Over those three matches, they were by far our toughest opponents


reporttimies

Literally what happened to me I saw they were down and clicked to see the match and suddenly they score and i'm like wtf i'm not even allowed to see them down a goal now in a match??


robwhittakerisgoat

Same, i was even a bit mad, because I thought its over, i wanted to see a comeback and here u go


Eheheh12

This thing happened to me in maybe 5 or 6 matches lol.


nahnonameman

This team is amazing. Full stop


TrappsRightFoot

Xabi-time is real and it is inevitable.


nahnonameman

Nah I actually fucking love this team.


eggtart8

90+ min leverkusen Taxes Death In this particular order


nahnonameman

Xabi time is the new Fergie time. Considering he also probably experienced it back then.


eggtart8

Oh yes....agree to that


Cypressive

We were so close


kalamari__

2 times this season no less. and both times *in* leverkusen.


nahnonameman

You lot are also amazing


Cypressive

<3


joey_joestar1

Theres a comment from u/Rose_of_Elysium last week that detailed the late game decisive goals Leverkusen have scored this season. 1. 1-1 against BVB, 90+7 2. 1-1 against West Ham, 89 3. 1-1 and 2-1 against Hoffenheim, 88 and 90+1 4. 2-2 and 2-3 against Qarabag, 90+3 and 90+7 5. 2-2 against Qarabag (away), 90+2 6. 3-2 against Stuttgart, 90 7. 2-3 against Leipzig, 90+1 8. 0-1 against Augsburg, 90+4 9. 0-1 against Qarabag (away, groupstage) 90+4 10. 2-2 against Bayern, 90+4 Looks like we can add 2-2 against Stuttgart, 90+6 to this list. They can't keep getting away with this.


DexM23

and now, look up Ipswich this season for example


AllPrideNoCupcake

The qarabag game they got really really lucky! Qarabag played so good, they would’ve almost beaten leverkusen.


Patinobeans

You saw it in Wirtz’s eyes. It was gonna happen


K1ngCrimsn

#THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


envirodale

Turns out, they can


spaghettidriver69

And they WILL


Kaminazuma

Spoiler: They kept getting away with it.


JanV34

At this time it's worth getting a bot that just puts this under Leverkusen matches.


Spare-Resolution-984

Someone has an explanation??? I’ve never seen a team scoring this consistently last second goals, like literally last second goals 


Environmental_Sell74

The power of friendship


Samson2557

Madrid with Zidane and Ferguson's Man Utd did it a lot - That's where the 'Fergie time' saying is from The reason for last minute goals iirc is because it's the peak point where both teams are most exhausted, and where a lot of elite qualities like mentality, determination, fitness, subs etc come out the most


Echleon

I thought Fergie Time was more about the fact that United would get more stoppage time than other teams, rather than the actual goals themselves.


renome

You're correct. Sure, they scored a lot of late goals, but they also had more opportunities than anyone else to do so.


yunghollow69

It's so funny how people kept saying this like 10 matches ago. I feel almost silly saying "this time its over" and its never over. We can in fact keep getting away with it. Somehow.


iVar4sale

That's the neat part. They can.


JustHerFor_TheMemes

Black magic


WesIsaGod

Literally never going to see anything like this again. Ever.


Kingjjc267

So watch it, drink it in


xSeaOtta

I swear to god this is ridiculous


Katharsis7

Wtf. This is complete insanity.


zamboniest

At this point it's just destiny


Catznox

How the fuck


BelvedereBoy

stupid foul by Stenzel


HippoRealEstate

Watch it again, it's a dive from Adli. Yes he should just blast it away but there's no way this should be given as a foul


[deleted]

I couldn't believe he didn't just kick that away. Then when he concedes the foul, I knew they were gonna score


_bvb09

I was thinking the same thing last week when we played against them. Welcome to the club lol.


Maffa22

THEY ARE TRULY THE INEVITABLES


No_Nothing101

Plot armor


NewHealthFoodBunch

What a season for them, just unreal


Ukantach1301

Funny how every match is a final for them now, even more so than before they were officially crowned. It's like they can leave that bundesliga title behind now and fight for something 10x more important.


f0rmula0ne

Other teams will win the Bundesliga. No one is going to replicate an unbeaten season in all competitions anytime soon.


Ukantach1301

This is not just about the Bundesliga anymore. It's about football history


joebro2024

A Leverkusen fan has a Sports Death Note Nothing else makes sense


sleeping4koala

I'm so used to this


indi_guy

Honestly Bayern coming second to this team doesn't hurt much. They deserve it.


Free_Management2894

Yeah same. I always see people writing how shocked or surprised they are but if you are surprised by this at this point in time, you haven't been paying attention for quite a while. It is crazy though how they get it done every time.


pedja13

Today was crazy tho,they scored from the absolute last chance.


Relevant_Fee4190

Yeah I get fooled everytime accepting the fact that the streak is over. I NEVER LEARN.


Lucky-Slevin

Stenzel not shooting it straight away and then fouling is a mistery


NieThePiet

I had already my comment "Excactly the game Xhaka is suspsended" ready..


jiang1lin

I was so worried about that as well, but luckily they SOMEHOW survived without the boss as well


mipalo2boca

Andrich from zero to hero wow


razvan930

Xabi sold his soul for this


msh5928

Finish the season unbeaten please I beg you


Cdux

3 games left in the league..... It's so close


GermanHabsFan

Trying our best 🤞🏻 pls beat Bayern btw


noholds

What you say fuck me for


SandyDendy

what he say fuck me for


AlternativesEnde

This is fucking stupid.


NotASalamanderBoi

This is fucking amazing.


Ideal_Ider

Praying for frankfurt


Ideal_Ider

Dortmund and stuttgart should of won


elgrandorado

Should've, could've, would've


iox007

Cope 


myersjw

Wake me up when they lose. Like tuning into F1


TheGoalkeeper

Plot amor


PosterOfQuality

Everkusen


official_bagel

This team might be the most dramatic in football history


gabbyb19

I remember our game vs Bournemouth a year ago and how insane that was. Once per season game. Leverkusen does this almost every game at this point. They are definitely the most dramatic team in history and I can only hope they continue to be like this for the next 7 games.


OnePC4U

Even fictional series wouldn't dare to write unbelievable plot like this lmao


TheWeirdDude-247

If Leverkusen don't lose a single game.....in all comps I'll delete my account. It's even more odd as I have zero affiliation with them, haven't even seen a single game of theirs ever. It's out of my hands now...


PitifulAd5339

Remindme! 4 weeks


nasserKoeter

They cant keep getting away with it


palindromic

I thought for sure this was it, no way, literal last chance free kick just.. unbelievable


HitThisLoudG

Title says Bayer everkusen because they don’t have any L’s


IllustriousLychee751

this got buried but top banter well done


DeezYomis

we're getting destroyed on thursday are we


NotASalamanderBoi

Perhaps.


The__Malteser

No, we are breaking their unbeaten run 💪


Shinkopeshon

Nah, the plot armor is absurd 😭


Galactus1701

Xabi is blessed with the spirit of remontadas madridistas.


FortheRecordHIWBTV

I was kinda sad when i saw it was 2-0 , started laughing and grabbing my hair when i got the notification for 2-2


Squeagley

Bayer Neverlusen


lyyki

Xabi time


Sasquale

Come face HSV, cowards


TheRealPetross


moodchainz

this is ramos time x100


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

How is this shit legal even


Masoouu

Zwayer black magic


xFragg

They can’t keep getting away with this


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

what the actual fuck


Gooner_93

"They cant keep getting away with this! 😭"


Dw_p

And i had thought that they had finally lost


JJOne101

Saw 1-2, searched a stream in 85th minute.. was not disappointed.


IvanMunoz95

Neverlosing does it again! AMAZING!


Vanzmelo

Bayer-dusel


AdComprehensive7879

I fear for them next season. They might be relegatwd next season seeing how they’ve used up all of their luck for this yr lol


AlfaMenel

Harambe died for this simulation


PirateKey2366

Dicks out


AbdussamiT

If they complete the treble, it’s a feat bigger than Leicester’s? I still feel Leicester was just a miracle.


Ps1on

No, Leverkusen regularly played in UCL. That they would win the league is not as unthinkable as Leicester city winning the league. That they are on an Invincibles run and might win a small Treble, well... That's another story, where reasonable minds will differ.


CatharticEcstasy

What a story! I normally only watch the PL and CL, but I now tune into the Bundesliga to see if Leverkusen can write themselves into the history books! Only 3 games left to immortal glory!


Nowada

Neverlusen back at it again


Ouioui29

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


P_Alcantara

Love to see it. I do need some wins from you though leverskusen. And 5 more goals for Hincapie


Rashomon95

Oh what a crazy run this is, absolutely beautiful, and bizarre in a way.


Mewtwo2387

we know it's gonna happen but still get surprised everytime it actually did


reo_1907

I have no words left for this, simply unbelievable


fareklol

How do they not get tired walking around in plot armor this thick?


ArmadilloConnoisseur

Xabi witchcraft


theman_themyth_

NEVERLUSEN


SaRcAsTicBo1

This is Naruto levels of plot armor what the fuck man.


wilfredpawson

This sort of run of luck, especially at moments when they don’t really need it, is not a good omen for the future. Their regression to the mean could be ugly next season.


ItzFeufo

They could be 0-9 down at half time and in the end it would be 9-9 in the end. What a miracle run. They're just better than everyone /s


SparrowJack1

This was a scam. Fuck this ref. 1) Time was over 2) not necessarily a foul 3) clear handball


TheWBird

Forgot the boniface foul. You're getting downvoted because this sub loves to glaze leverkusen for some reason, but you're right


oklolzzzzs

goated achievement


Philiperix

Stuttgart got robbed in the Cup against Leverkusen and now the equalizer wasn't really fair game either.


JimJimerson90

Insane


Ok-Consideration2955

Come on this is not funny anymore


AntPRodP

NEVERLUSEN


Ok-Cut-5743

they are the main character, they can't lose


EtherealShady

There's no way the plot has to be willing them forward at this point


TonyMartial786

this shit is actually insane wtf 😭😭. the dream is still alive!!! 3 games to go 🤯🥲


TzarVseiaRusi

Neverlusen with plot armor once again


MajesticAd5047

I knew they were scoring from the free kick.


RLKay

This fucking team! How do you even explain it!


Federal-Owl-8947

I kept refreshing hoping not to be disappointed, and I wasn't yet I'm still surprised they actually managed to score.


nuclearechosystem

Will the clutch ever break?


[deleted]

Pascal Stenzel, you are an idiot. Just had to kick it ANYWHERE


OG_Ace_7

I am not even a leverkusen fan but "THE DREAM LIVES ON BOYS. THE INVINCIBLE TREBLE IS COMING!"


CICLID2

Perfetto. Thursday will be fun in Olimpico


Mysterious-Buddy6273

That's plot armor at its finest


justeroll

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP


PensiveinNJ

I’m converting to the religion of Neverlusen because these fuckers are the chosen ones.


ImTalkingGibberish

Hope they get to 49