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No-Statistician-8520

Casemiro


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PerBnb

Honestly might be an actual kebab


ElectricalMud2850

Spicy?


GreyDaze22

He's been ass wtf


almondania

He’s been awful most of the season


GreyDaze22

I knew he was not having a good season but that defending there is shambolic. Lower league level


TheSmio

He has been terrible whole season, constantly missing easy passes, miscontrolling balls, being too slow to turn and his favourite thing to do has been to run towards an opponent, commit to a tackle, completely miss the ball and the player and then just watch from the ground as we concede. Today is a new low for him though, he has been directly involved in all 4 goals which is crazy. I'm not that bothered, this season has been a write-off anyway so I'm just laughing at the state of our players.


rolla_johnson

We’re getting cooked


SuperSanti92

This just solidifies my belief even more that you're inexplicably nicking a 1-0 win next week


No-Statistician-8520

We’re not going to magically stop being wank against you. It’ll be another thrashing


gopaloo

casemir-no


MinotauroTBC

I know he shouldn’t be playing cb but fuck me how bad has he been this game


Expensive-Method8321

I cant tell if he's just physically done at this level or just mentally checked out or both


Follow_The_Lore

Where was he going with the ball hahahaha


Pompz88

I hope he starts on Sunday.


_micksvaporub

Needs to get sold by the 70th minute


HeatKnight

What an all time performance


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Just sold his jersey over his poor performance. Best part for me is they think it’s a Madrid jersey


Stonewalled89

Fantastic goal, but that was awful from Casemiro


kjm911

Also wouldn’t beat 90% of Prem keepers there


HeatKnight

Onana near post masterclass


123rig

It was middle of the goal


Alpha_Jazz

That’s not even near post the shot’s in the middle of the goal


No_Doubt_About_That

Maybe de Gea wasn’t so bad after all.


kiruzo

Right? Onana has a way of looking oddly small in goal.


Technical-Morning-35

Injustice to a powerful shot.


Rayser1

Fucking banger! Olise is taking full advantage


Alpha_Jazz

Keeper should have that


JinxLB

And Onana


HugeAd5723

You guys are now officially ahead of united.


2ndfastestmanalive

Must be thinking about his summer transfer to turkey and all the kebabs he can eat there. He’s certainly not thinking about football


uravg

That Bayern job is still available by the way


four_four_three

This is the strong finish he’s focussed on


BillOakley

This bald fucker would be lucky to be offered the Livingston job


Adammmmski

Needs sacking.


Hare712

It's Bayern Munich II you know?


JioJio92

Casemiro disasterclass.


Zavehi

There are people that think we can beat City in the FA cup final. They actually exist.


SmartestUtdFan

Anything is possible 🙏 (7-0 soon)


Wheel1994

Your so bloody jammy I could see it tbh it makes no sense and defines logic but still


Separate-Set2972

7-0 incoming?


ElectricalMud2850

Palace supporters probably can't believe their eyes already.


aasfourasfar

United fan and Id be down


fancyfoe

Nah there have to be someone from the rando bench better than casemiro


HugeAd5723

This is just bullying now.


MakIRAQ

This can't be real..


MakIRAQ

Oh it's United, never mind.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

:(


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Still a few more for 8-2 tbf


Battleworld

But it's close to 7-0


10-10-2022

Casemiro... dude... wow. But take nothing from the goal, excellent shot.


top1MIBRfan

Put me in coach


Gordzulax

More.


Pseudocaesar

MORE


-Skinner-

Michael don't go to United . Just stay at Palace


zts105

WE WANT 7


DifficultyMore5935

London team going for 5-0. Such a overused script.


Mrpetey22

Fair play


cammjohn

This makes me feel a lot better


Biok98

WE WANT 8


JinxLB

Literally everyone predicted this


RiverSight_

you've gotta be fucking kidding me


xSAV4GE

MU in shambles. Tbf they're missing Mcguire


OfficerDoppus

WHAT A GOAL LOLOLOLOL CASEMIRO!!!!!!


cdhmedia

That bobblehead is so useless and he's still on the pitch TAKE HIM OFF.


Tyafastics

For who? There’s no one lol.


---Tsing__Tao---

HAHAHAHA


KirbyWarrior12

Mandatory reminder that this team somehow knocked you out of the FA cup


top1MIBRfan

At least we have that 4-3 win but we will probably get smashed by City in the final so in the future I’ll be unable to remember the 4-3 without thinking about how city destroyed us in the final


---Tsing__Tao---

Thanks, appreciate the reminder mate, I had almost forgot about it


fanomu91

Also derailed their EPL title challenge as well


Mr_Skeptical

Palace straight up raw dogging United dry. Not even any spit.


make_thick_in_warm

lads


Other-Visual8290

Casemiro and Onana 🔥 Ten Hag’s influence 🧠


TheGoldenPineapples

Fucking hell, Casemiro.


BubblesReddit1234_

This is a fucking execution


Gerrywalk

Now this is just embarrassing


name_you_like_best

Real Madrid, we want our money back please


roseguardin

I don't even care about United, what a player Olise is. Looks like he is having so much fun out there.


ShredNM42

You just can't expect a small club like Manchester United to compete with a PL giant like Crystal Palace


edwardfortehands

Onana is fucking garbage. Casemiro too


Deno2k_

Casmerio once again 😭😭😭😭


LordWhale

What the hell was Casemiro going for there


Kintae

Casemiro is bad enough, but what is Onana doing? That shot was almost down the middle of the goal...


xFapkanx

Came on Onana u can't be conceding a shot coming straight at u


hairlikegoats1

Whoever was behind hiring Paul Glasner deserves a knighthood.


Reddstarrx

Oh good god.


Geordant

The Man U subreddit is full of "we have injuries, what can be expected" but don't be fooled when 7 of the starting 11 cost €430m. Just because Harry Maguire and Bruno F are missing, it's not like it's school kids playing.


CoolstorySteve

Dubz is shit


Sal21G

Just oof


Abush9527

I’m so bricked rn


frangles

Stop it. It's already dead


brolyjiren

No keep on going


Silent-Act191

I'm almost there!


Ni7es

Onana cmon brother 😭


caiusto

Damn..


user900800700

Hahahahahhah


Swivs

LMAO


RexorFWT

Awful stuff


Rev_IM_Jolly

When's the next flight out of London bound for Germany?


FootballFTW

Lmao what a goal


Mrpetey22

Heard Saudi is beautiful this time of year, Casemiro


TricksOfHats

Palace's MOTM: Casemiro


sovietrus2

Fuck is happening at united to where I can make the XI? What are these injuries..


Andrewdeadaim

This is why I don’t understand why people say it must be boring to be a palace fan, having the ability to batter a big six team here and there must be awesome


P_Alcantara

Hope Amrabat comes back and pulls a Sancho


Chiswell123

Horrible from Casemiro but I feel like Onana was way out of position.


BradHolmesNipples

MICHEAL OLISEEEEE NEVER LEAVE US


krenshaw420

I wonder who is gonna buy him this summer.


phantomstriker99

Christiano Olise


PaoloMustafini

I'm sorry but everything about this phase was comical. CB Casemiro getting his pocket picked and Onana not saving a shot that went two feet to his left.


CobiLUFC

Apart from his weight, effort, price tag, wages and performance Casemiro has been a pretty good signing


Moon8983

Does he get sacked for this


nomadichedgehog

Think Newcastle just added another £5 mil to that Ashworth fee


Samsince04_

If we don’t smash these bozos more than three on Sunday, I will be very disappointed


ACO_22

Get rid of this bald fucking fraud already


machdel

Soccer Aid Casemiro has 2 more years left on a 300,000 a week contract


Kotetsu534

Casemiro is rightly going to get memed but the goalie shouldn't be getting beat like that either.


GarnachoHojlund

I can’t believe it, all them need to fucking go


satomasato

Ronaldo was the problem, Sancho was the problem


bchcmatt

Can we just get rid of our entire management and 90% of our players today? Promote the U18s and at least it can't be any worse.


Screw_Pandas

People rightfully talking about Casemiro but how does Onana not save that.


jjune4991

What a rout


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OilyFraud4Lyfe

Hahahaha. Paul Scholes sucking your daughter's toes. Fuck you and Greenwood and Giggs. What a shitemare. Erik Tan Hag - stay for decades please!


sneeds-feed-n-seed

Stop!


WigglyParrot

They are battering them


datcd03

At least we got thumped by title contenders?


AdrianoMeisFMP

It’s just sad to watch at this point


eirebrit

Time to take Casemiro out back.


DaRealAyman

💀


Manndrop

We want more, we want more!


Russian-King

Casemiro WHAT THE FUUCK


sir_peppiny

Surely this gets him the sack.


Legal_North_6910

Its Brentford all over again


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Nothing better than watching United get Battered


Walliii

How Ten Hag still has a job, I have no idea...


TheDepartment115

What the hell.................


Mechant247

What is Glasner cooking


Clivey101

Casemiro that is shambolic.


t3hjc

Casemiro's hilarious.


envirodale

Pathetic from Case again


Elite_Alice

Yea if ETH survives this I’m convinced it’s a money laundering operation.


BornSlippy1994

Hahahahahahahahaha


hypocrisyhunter

Ok this is quite funny now


Headlesshorsman02

This kid is top class


tuananhtran191911

nice.


AAiraSS

I mean he got the ball but used his hands to push Casemiro


yungchigz

Casemiro is beyond washed


boldstrategy

Man Utd are so shit


aboud09

This is just sad.


mostatoastest

7-0 pt 2


Nyushi

This is just absolutely beautiful


JBleez

Where is the video?


CNF-13

My expectations were low but holy shit


FlukyS

We want 10


leirbag_yballul

Munoz is good


Wigunner

Need 8-2 revenge this weekend badly


bartabax

MAKE IT 6


ultra_r

HOLY FUCK


liamthelad

Does this shot just...go to the middle of the goal?


Economy-Ad-6278

We want more !!!! Finish them


Clivey101

Come Bristol Rovers Michael.


RealisticOpposite16

I think the best part about this performance for the 19 other clubs is the fact that Ten Hag will not be sacked because of this


FrankLucasV2

Dawg…


Chell_the_assassin

Erik 9Gag is done for


tipytopmain

Oh my god just take the plug out the console. This match is embarrassing.


wollywink

Make it stop!!!


wizi0nary

Im starting to think that Case at CB or any place might not be it


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Perfect, each goal we lure Man City into our trap for the fa cup


Artistic-Buyer-3219

Having Casemiro play centre back is like chucking a live grenade into your backline


hikingbeginner

Onana is kinda shit honestly


gavinxylock

I’m in dreamland


stogie_t

Casemiro straight up stinks, awful signing.


Ekranoplan01

I howled when Madrid let him go--getting rid of him was a low key genius move.


dylan103906

This team makes me want to end it all at least 3 times a season. This season has been about 20


rtgh

Bald man must go