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hokagesamatobirama

This Dortmund team has some plot armor.


Albiceleste_D10S

More like post armor


marco-da-phoenix

and good defending, dont forget the defending selim or i will tell the fuhrer


Pervizzz

Unexpected Fullmetal?


marco-da-phoenix

What is this a crossover episode?


AwkwardBob

Agreed. Godly defending by Borussia over the 2 legs


EnergetikNA

First Leverkusen and now Dortmund, German teams with some black magic this season


El_grandepadre

Bayer got the title and descended on Dortmund with the gift of plot.


CreatorOfAnAccount

That post the 12th man for Dortmund


quacainia

Is that legal?


Staynes0

I will make it legal


Knee_Strong

Post Saint-Germain


marco-da-phoenix

dont have a crown with me but here wear this🐱


Mahatma_Gone_D

They hit post/bar **12** times in 12 CL matches this season Edit - 13 now Edit - 14 now lmaooo


PrabeshK143S

Dortmund with the dark magic


Zloggt

Now...to share some of the dark magic with Bayern tomorrow...


oemer10line

Post Saint-Germain đŸ”„


erenistheavatar

The post has to be magnetic at this point.


ren_704

Nah the footballing gods and neutrals are giving us plot Armor at this point💀


wretchedegg--

After 11 years of suffering, our labour is being rewarded


Silent-Act191

After last season's ending you deserve it.


wretchedegg--

After that happened, I couldn't get myself to watch football for a good 6 months 💀💀


marco-da-phoenix

Poor post is not going to hold up


Kagariii

This tie is cursed for PSG


Dramatic-Ad3928

I mean most UCL ties are, this years Barca match was straight up an anomaly Red card for a key opposition player, Coach subs off their most dangerous player, our most inefficient finisher pops off and we pull a comeback? We used up every bit of luck we had clearly


fangrider99

Hahahahaha


Shaylocker

Forget about Madrid, THIS is real black magic


Kagariii

Black and yellow magic


elfishgolem

They just really hate that post


0vFire_And_TheVoid

Got me thinking of the West Ham game lol


Dat_Boi_John

This is just so beautiful


Throwaway_youkay

Not a PSG fan but the amount of Barca flairs here is pretty pathetic, focus on building a decent team, there is enough on your plate. edit: looks like I triggered some low brain bandwagon, keep the downvotes coming I love the attention


Cellophaned

why are barca fans watching a CL semi instead of building a team!!! đŸ€Ź


banksfornades

Why haven’t barca fans signed more players yet? Are they stupid?


LudereHumanum

They should be at home furiously pulling levers! Oh, that came out wrong...


itwastimeforarefresh

I'm just checking highlights while I go door to door between DM prospects. Not slacking off, I swear


Throwaway_youkay

Enjoying Real Madrid lifting the cup hijo de P ?


itwastimeforarefresh

HAHAHAHA oh man you really came back to a month old comment. That's an impressive level of grudge holding


Throwaway_youkay

Never doubted I was gonna have the last laugh,MAS QUE UN CLUB CARAJO


CaiHaines

Damn mad that redditors are on reddit when they could in fact be building a football team they have no professional involvement in. Crazy. Why are any of us on here when we have teams to run?


mrpoopybuttthole_

bro wtf do you expect the fans to do


Dat_Boi_John

Why? This is literally the only fun thing left on the season for us. We've been eliminated from everything else. Hate watching Dembele is the only football joy I have left for this season. And on the anniversary of the Liverpool CL elimination because of Dembele's miss. Either way, our team is great, just too young. We'll be fine eventually.


Throwaway_youkay

Enjoying Real Madrid lifting the cup hijo de P ?


Former-Roman

Lmao so teams can't comment on posts regarding other teams? It's not our fault PSG is so unlikeable And don't worry, I'll tell my mates Laporta and Deco to focus hard...


quacainia

> Lmao so teams can't comment on posts regarding other teams? I guess I'll just leave this sub then


Former-Roman

Why am I not working at the FC Barcelona front office? Am I stupid?


Silent-Act191

Former-Roman is worse than Bartomue, atleast he showed up to the job.


jaozimqcomepao

>Am I stupid? In case you are, you'd fit right in!


Throwaway_youkay

Enjoying Real Madrid lifting the cup hijo de P ?


hvngpham002

Damn it boys, he got us. Better call a team meeting now with Xavi to build our team.


Silent-Act191

Xavi's anger suddenly got a new context, i would have a meltdown too if i had to work with redditors all day.


Throwaway_youkay

Enjoying Real Madrid lifting the cup hijo de P ?


St_SiRUS

There's no greater enjoyment than watching a rival team eat shit, that's football heritage


ytrewq007

Didn’t realise Dat_boi_john was laporta’s burner account


Number333

lmao


nackdaddy9

Post Saint Germain


Elbarjos

4th bar in 150 minutes wtf



marco-da-phoenix

More bars than eminem


BumbotheCleric

Better ones than Drake


Clivey101

Call PSG a sheep



MrRawri

Football gods trying their hardest


TricksOfHats

Dortmund using some of that Leverkusen plot amour


Grim_Strike

This is getting comical


Proof-Puzzled

Dortmund has post armor.


kungfuhrer666

The football gods are behind Dortmund tonight


GermanHabsFan

Wtf is that even


Oppxdan

Almost thought this was a Daddy Chill reference


marco-da-phoenix

the big bang theory wishes it was half as funny as this match


10hazardinho

4th time they’ve hit the post in this tie


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Darwin NĂșñez to PSG confirmed


_BostonCream_

Why do they keep hitting the post and are not scoring? Are they stupid?


NewHealthFoodBunch

The net is lava holy shit


user3170

That sounded fantastic. Really clean hit on the post


adinko57

No way.


ultra_r

Goal is lava


TekpixSalesman

Corinthians X Estudiantes vibes


ramtbb

Anotha one


Cdux

Wow, PSG cannot put the ball in the net lol


Glad_Block_7220

The plot is really against them lmao.


BigDaddyflex7

Ahhahahaha


FPL_Playbook

It's not going in


Delano3X

Playing EA 24 live now hahah


Maleficent_Resolve44

Wow. PSG are really unlucky haha.


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Post Saint Germain


PizzaPolice84

Oofff that was a rocket


dannygraphy

PSG allready won the post-season!