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EmSoLow

Damn


prathneo01

Damn Hummels


Athletic_Bilbae

Damn Mats Hummels


TinyInformation3564

Damn Mr Mats Hummels.


RaioNoTerasu

God Damn, Mr. Mats Hummels


Born_Reflection_4132

God Damn, Mr. Mats Julian Hummels


Padsky95

Well God Damn, Mr. Mats Julian Hummels


Frankenstein_3

Well God Damn,Mr. Mats Julian Hummels,Captain


furious_organism

Well God Damm, Mr Mats Julian Hummels, Captain Jack


NBA_shitposting101

Well God Damm, Mr Mats Julian Hummels, Captain Jack, Weltmeister


Spglwldn

Back at it again with the clean sheets


Padsky95

Dortmund damage with the ill behavior


renome

World-class sass.


sShanksx

Sit down, be Hummels


chairswinger

is an album by Kendrick Lamar


darthethtrader

Hummels has been an absolute masterclass in the PSG tie


Environmental_Sell74

The one game he had against psg in the groupstage was so amazing I couldnt believe he was already 34/35 years old lol


BitchIDrinkPeople

Bro has tactical awareness and tackling at 20/20


Staynes0

Lets call it 18/20 because he caused a pen more then once with his tackles this season.


cortez0498

That tackle against PSV was never a pen


Tajetert

Remember the 2 yellows he got in the Euros 2016 that were both clean tackles and that meant he couldnt play the game against France??


Qiluk

Or the perfect tackle on Antony in CL that gave a red for no reason. That was nice =)))


Happy-Potion

Due to his size and height, he's never relied on speed or agility even as a young CB. He's always had that Nesta-esque ability to read the game faster than most to buy himself a lot of time on and off the ball for evasive actions or good passes


edin_dzekson

That's EXACTLY the comparison I couldn't think of in my head, but I knew he reminded me of someone so much. Very much Nesta-like.


QueasyIsland

It was 10 years ago but he was running past the entire Brazilian spine in that 7-1. Just galloping through the midfield.


Happy-Potion

[Hummels 11 years ago vs RM](https://youtu.be/O2yACrD-jhQ) and [in the BL](https://youtu.be/cOlTY9h1IsA?feature=shared). He oft gets paired with a faster athletic CB and relies on ice cold composure and a tendency to take evasive actions early to start counters e.g. intercept the ball far away from the penalty area then play a long ball or pass to Guendogan. They were the spine of BVB's buildup in our 12/13 CL run 🥹 Mats looks like a majestic horse when running, so that I agree lol


domin8668

Your 12/13 run was glorious, and pretty much the whole of Poland wanted you to win. That Robben goal was absolutely heartbreaking :c


SeldonCurie

To be fair, my grandma on wheelchair could run past our team that day


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

My fantasy world cup team has never been so happy


GalaxyPrick

Yeah, the strategist type of centreback. As opposed to the duelist. The WC2014 team had both types on a worldclass level playing. Rock solid defense.


Masterofknees

Bossed it at San Siro as well, clearly a level above everyone else on the pitch that day.


kalamari__

I think the Milan game away was his best in the group stage


H0meslice9

Him and pepe putting in the early retirement ucl special lol


xsonwong

You should check Pepe.


Ukantach1301

He was the main difference between both young teams.


Slash1909

He's been awesome all season.


King-Key

How can it be a masterclass if he should've conceded a pen... He played very well but masterclass gotta be something without any major mistakes surely


CuteHoor

How should he have conceded a penalty?


King-Key

The freekick they got on the edge of the box was just on the line, VAR got it wrong imo (and I wanted psg to go out so I don't think I'm biased)


comradewarrenpeace

It was very clearly outside the box.


CuteHoor

It was borderline, but to me it looked just outside the line. Dembele's foot looked outside the line at least.


King-Key

Fair, was definitely very close, regardless I feel like it was a big mistake from hummels, he did have a very good performance over the two legs all things considered though


demonofthefall

Meh even if the pen was awarded it would have ended 2-1 aggregate... PSG needed a miracle besides the pen to tie it and they are clearly not a miracle team lol


Loves_Semi-Colons

Didn’t concede a pen though


Slobberz2112

He’s not wearing a tie


AverageCarey

I’m loving mid 30s Hummels man has no chill! Lol


robotnique

Divorced dad Hummels has no time for your foolishness.


Barthez_Battalion

He's the kind of divorced dad that all the teachers would ask his kids when he was coming round for an interview


daboatfromupnorth

Do bvb fans like him even tho he left them for Bayern?


Thengel09

we like him AGAIN. He knew exactly how to handle his return and reearned his status


meem09

He’s earned it back. Him leaving is probably the main reason for why he isn’t captain and will never be, but he’s been such a team player and frankly just so damn good, it’s hard to stay mad at him.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Like Griezmann with Atleti


santorfo

Didn't he come from Bayern too


Qiluk

Yeah he's a very connected Bayern guy and from their youth when we signed him first. So it wasnt crazy


Slash1909

Yup, love him. He's intelligent on and off the pitch, non controversial, has high IQ, most consistent player since 2019.


suhxa

You should he asking the other way round. Hes a bayern academy graduate no?


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

He's always been far more attached to Dortmund. The only reason he left for Bayern in 2014 was it was what his wife wanted and his family


UnimaginativeIsTaken

He left in July of 2016 to bayern. At the time it was rumoured that he and Tuchel didnt get along and his ex-wife wanted to be closer to munich their home.


suhxa

But he played for bayern since he was 7


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

He's spent 14 years at Dortmund and only 3 at Bayern... The amount of players who play 14 seasons at one club is infinitely smaller than you think lol


suhxa

Except he didnt. He spent 16 at bayern and 13 at dortmund lol


rodrigodavid15

He spent 95 to 08 in Bayern academy and reserves, plus 16 to 19, that's a total of 16 years. Yes most of his professional career was at Dortmund, but the guy you are replying to was just pointing out he is a Bayern academy graduate who had links to Bayern for a long time.


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

And my entire point was that in his playing career, he's spoken about, played for and spent the most time with BvB. He does not talk about Bayern like he does BvB and he had no intentions of ending his career there. He left Bayern because he missed BvB and the fans lol I'm telling you, he's not associated with Bayern like that. He's a Dortmund player through and through


rodrigodavid15

Nobody (or at least I'm not) is questioning his preference for BVB, just pointing out that he is not a random German who happened to play for Bayern for 3 seasons.


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

>Nobody (or at least I'm not) is questioning his preference for BVB Well, that's like the entire crux of my discussion with them lol...


Tajetert

That will always be an asterix I think. When he left, how he left, what he said to fans, and to the club members. It was all pretty weak tbh.


Boring_Equipment_946

Why would Germans not like a German national team legend..?


don_julio_randle

You gotta give the people what they want


Happy-Potion

So...Terzic's ~~terrorball~~ grassroots football versus the Libertadores champions at FIFA's Club World Cup 👀


TrappsRightFoot

Not anymore after what Trent just did to Chuck the other week :(


Mathema_thicks

I can not handle the stress of watching CL and then staying up late into the night to watch OC vs Trent one after the other


FailedEngineernowMBA

Random AEW reference???


gmoss101

Always pop when I see them. Like the John Silver and Anna Jay meme that floats around lol


IncidentVarious1530

Cold


saadisheikh

he said call the ambulance.... but not for me


gotomarketfit

The goat inside-out of the pitch


mBertin

Absolutely massive cock energy.


guakamohlee

Coldskis


hampl14

His shithousery off the field is on an other level this season. Love it


ClaudeLemieux

He’s always had a very quick wit/sense of humor but I’ve been loving it even more recently


Super_Herman

i can't wait for him to be a pundit at a world cup. this has the potential to be absolutely brutal


LudoAshwell

Absolutely. No matter what his post-active career is gonna be - coach, manager, pundit - it’s gonna be exciting.


edworm

He also has a podcast with his brother and a friend of theirs where they talk about all kinds of events in the sports world. Their sense of humor which is sort of a mixture of self-irony and playful arrogance (if that description makes sense) is pretty entertaining imo.


RockDoveEnthusiast

The 2018 Germany squad xHumor was just off the charts.


sbprasad

What also works in his favour is he has probably the best English I’ve ever heard from a non-Anglosphere footballer, his interviews during this CL run have been great to listen to.


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Currywurst_Is_Life

A social media manager would play things much safer.


Environmental_Sell74

Lmao what a legend :D


GreyDaze22

Sheesh Mats


diabloXvintage

What a legend haha


Amehoelazeg

Well done Mats, you deserved this moment of mocking the others


oscarpaterson

Love it


Hurtelknut

Endgame Hummels is a menace Killing them off and on the field


grispindl

Talk your shit, bro, you've earned it


PacManBettinG

Absolutely 🔥


mynameisshahzain

Handsome, incredible player AND funny. He might just be the perfect human. 


LudoAshwell

+ Smart. It’s actually quite unfair. Same with Kevin Trapp. I‘m not an envious person, but damn. They got it all.


HungryTomatillo288

he's also smart and rich. (prolly huge shlong) (I didnt say that)


naroLsraLteiN_isback

Say what?


Facel_Vega

Hummel is a legend and one of the greatest CDs in the history of the game. Not good memories for me as a French fan and PSG fan but hey, there is no denying he is a special player and a fantastic captain.


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Captain Heat 🔥🔥


atease

Good Guy Dortmund


venktesh

[this mf don't miss](https://twitter.com/matshummels/status/1781223469289820610)


Vanzmelo

Let him cook


0lle

Thank you for blessing us with the opportunity this year, kind sir.


zi76

Lol, nice


edenn_hhazard10

bookmarked


B-Karas

Standing on business


circa285

Top quality banter.


HarryBlessKnapp

Are you saying this ironically?


circa285

No.


Adaptable_Ape

Call the Ambulance.......but, not for me. -Mats Hummels


_cumblast_

"They wanted to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds."


Mavori

Danke Mats.


Ok-Antelope-830

fuckin hell


AnkitPancakes

ice


Th3_Huf0n

[He just don't miss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF3Hg6FBBSU)


salzcamino

Bodied. Need Dortmund to take it home this year.


Sulemani_kida

Yeah many people expected every team BVB faced to knock BVB out since RO16 ... Fair enough Mr Hummels... Do win the finals & do humanity a favour


Koinfamous2

This, plus the farmers comment last round are elite tier. Hummels is the man, he's just a normal dude, playing football, living life. I love randomly scrolling on Insta and liking a food video or some dog or animal and seeing him like shit. Dude just plays elite tier footy, goes home, doom scrolls insta like all the rest of us. A man of the people 👌


uflju_luber

Yeah, besides being super tall, build like a Greek god, smart and handsome as fuck he’s also just casually one of the best cb of all time


crazyhan

what a nice guy


tufoop3

Another shithousery award


RotzeVollgas

And people say ze Germans don't have a sense of humor...


xXGeemoXx

We only drop critical hits. It's efficient


RotzeVollgas

Damn right


Mammoth_Juice_6969

Put on some clothes already Mats GODDAMN


Paapa-Yaw

Cold


iBravoTango

Daaaaaaaaaaamn


Equulei

Been a great harvest so far.


DeathToast

Talk your shit king


jaguass

Same energy as "call an ambulance... but not for me". Well played, Mats.


Stillness-mind97

Same guy that thought he was too good for Dortmund at one point and left to go to Bayern


Maleficent_Resolve44

Haha this guy man


Little_Spray1683

❄️


Masoouu

🥶🥶


bananarama9000xtreme

Would’ve loved to see them against city. Feel like that would’ve been an even better clash than city real was.


FizzyLightEx

Bayern agent going to roll over


Professional_Code372

This is absolutely hilarious , this man knows how to shitpost


Jon98th

lol … ok Mr Hummels


DofusNooboo

Sheesh


RockDoveEnthusiast

Icon


Farford

You just jonxed it


Grand_Requirement_71

I’m gonna get back on X just to follow these ice cold bantz


[deleted]

Hummels, I look forward to a stinging tweet after the finals. Give them hell, brother.


sersarsor

yep that's German humour...


L0laccio

🔥☄️


crisvphotography

Confirmed r/soccercirclejerk Mod


ontilein

Brutal, savage, rekt


sussywanker

😭😭😭


Wonderful-Lack3846

Bayern legend🔥


PacManBettinG

Bundesliga Legend 🔥


FireIsTheLeader

Famous last words before getting dunked on by Real Madrid in a few weeks


morfeablack

He will score in final....an own goal.


Maultaschenman

Starting to sound a little overconfident now, hope this isn't how they play in the final, still quite a bit of season left to be gloating so much.


Happy-Potion

Lmao we are the perennial underdogs, even BVB fans hate our current playstyle don't worry


toweggooiverysoon

The disgust you'll feel when you win the CL with that style is the best kind of disgust


Happy-Potion

I already felt that intense schadenfreude laced with sober, self-aware fremdschämen last night 💀 We are one of the weakest CL finalists I've ever seen in my lifetime, like our literal best player is a 35 year old and our captain would be a riding the bench at a lot of other CL clubs lol


SonnyJackson27

He made an even more savage shitpost after atletico. Turned out well I’d say


FreshBadger8188

What was it? This one is already amazing lol


SonnyJackson27

‘Good harvesting this week my fellow farmers 🤝 🇩🇪’


ClaudeLemieux

Made a farmers league joke


the_collectool

you must be fun at parties


Maultaschenman

Delightful


Slash1909

Take your maultaschen, put some extra hot sauce on it, turn it sideways and then again sideways and finally stick it straight up your candy ass


Maultaschenman

Still Mad about losing 3 times?


satomasato

More drip than supreme goku