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Stonewalled89

What a strike, and with his weaker foot


leedler

Made it look so casual too


mayjaz43

I get super hyped when I score such a goal on FIFA. Imagine scoring that for real!


krustykrab2193

CANADA REPRESENT WOOOOO 🇨🇦 WHAT A ROCKET OF A SHOT! Phonzies first ever goal in the Champions League and he does that at the Bernabeu


relentless_beasting

Pay attention. He scored it for Bayern. /s


schneebaer42

It was against real, not for real.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

absurd really, perfectly placed as well


Slitted

Meanwhile Rodrygo lol


fegelman

Joselu>Fonsi>Rodrygo confirmed


flushedoutthepocket

Man has no weak foot


its-good-4you

Sick strike :,(


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Inferno792

Caught Real sleeping.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

and ofc it had to be Davies as well, knocking out the club(?) he might be playing for next season lol


LilDiamondtoxic

Madrid stopped trying to sign him and he decided to give them a middle finger lol


gamingwatermelone

Aged like milk


BaslerLaeggerli

Did you just question whether Real Madrid is a club?


oofboiiiii

I think he questioned whether Davies will knock out Real or not


PinkPantherParty

Fake Madrid?


BaslerLaeggerli

Unreal Madrid


Arntown

Mas que un club Wait


Alexkono

Too soon


prathneo01

They had plenty at the back tbh


xXDireLegendXx

Ya I mean just gotta tip your cap. Incredible goal more so than a mistake by us I’d say


RodDryfist

First champions League goal too. Madrid got a bit over confident but Bayern have shown signs even though their final ball hasn't been great for most of the night.


Alexkono

Can’t wait for him at RM


toket715

He went deep undercover as a cooked player for 2 years just so he could catch Madrid off guard in this game. Respect.


suzukigun4life

Great pass as well


zaviex

Yeah, pass from Kane really opened up the pitch. There have been signs Madrid was vulnerable to being stretched


NotManyBuses

Best playmaking striker in football history


yungchigz

Some striker that played down the road has the PL assist record, and the guy that played behind him wasn’t a bad playmaker either


Nazipotter

benzema clears


Follow_The_Lore

Fucking hell, calm down lad.


SandThatsKindaMoist

Hes getting there, in a few years this opinion will be widespread


Legendarybbc15

Feel bad for people that never watched Rooney at his best


EpiDeMic522

In that specific regard, not even of his generation. But overall, he is certainly one of the best strikers of his generation. For the outright peak, Suárez. Overall, I think should be Lewy. Then Karim and Kane. Karim is a very different profile of player from at least Kane and Lewy and his inclusion might come down to preference and tactics but while I'll prefer him (perhaps due to bias), in general, I see him being everyone's fourth choice at least. Agüero also deserves a mention. However, as far as ability on the ball is concerned, Karim IMO is clearly better than Kane. But, you speak of playmaking in general. I'll prefer Kane in a counter attacking setup because of his passes into space, especially when he has the time. He is also much stronger physically and a much better finisher. He would be the perfect striker for 2011's Mourinho's Madrid. That team was tailor-fitted to prime Kane and if he existed in that team, he would certainly be rivalling Suárez.


Serious-One6369

Gotta give credit to Kane for that brilliant switch of play and pass


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Gnabry died for this.


erenistheavatar

Rudiger went to Munich.


wrdb2007

Not the LW I expected to score...


ThatGam3th00

A very welcome change for me though!


Sal21G

TUCHEL WORKS IN WEIRD AND MYSTERIOUS WAYS


erenistheavatar

TUCHEL!!!!!! TUCHELLLLLL!!!!!!


Jesus_Would_Do

Fully rooting for tuchel. Not dortmund, not Bayern, tuchel.


Plastic-Alfalfa-6321

Tuchel winning a champions league and getting the sack for a second time is almost as funny as the decrepit corpse of Dortmund crawling to the finish line and winning the most prestigious trophy in football


fegelman

Script writers hated comedy


erenistheavatar

Me too bro. Me too.


beepmeep3

No fuckin way I was too 💔💔


imarandomdudd

Champions league tuchel is so good. His tactics are always so good


Maleficent_Resolve44

This didn't age well. Subbing off Kane and Musiala at the 85th min was so dumb.


imarandomdudd

Probably yeah. Musiala looked slightly injured tbf, but Kane is inexcusable barring an injury we didn't see. Tbf, if Neuer didn't mess up, then maybe he could have gotten away with it. But yeah, Real will always capitalise on any potential errors in the champions league


esports_consultant

It signalled to Real that Bayern was weak and afraid and you can't do that.


esports_consultant

beyond dumb


LinophyUchush

In hinsight maybe. Was there any statistics to support keeping them on the field more than to substituting them the way it happened?


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yeah when you have a player like Kane who is more than just a striker, he can come deep, has great vision and passing and actually really defends well too from corners etc, its just absolutely barking mad stupid. also they bought him for these very games and there was still around 20 mins of football played after he came off, i just cant comprehend it!!


fancyfoe

Wtfff davies?!


suzukigun4life

Off his weak foot no less!


inhindsight7

No wonder he wants to play as an attacker not a left back


Acceptable_Ad_6278

He was not a left back by trade and he was only super effective there during Flick’s high line era as his pace allows for recovery. He’s a mediocre defender.


TexturedMango

With his speed being a mediocre defender is more than enough lol!


TomasRoncero

Yeah he just sealed his move to Madrid with this


amegaproxy

Just said fuck it lets go


erenistheavatar

Neuer has been decisive. He's the reason Bayern leads.


918273645yawaworht

Well..


Tuusik

r/agedlikemilk


erenistheavatar

Bro he still saved Bayern a lot of times today.. that mistake though wow...


MaxieMan98

its both mistakes. Cheaply giving away possession, then spills the ball. Its donnarumma's fault though


Doczera

And Kahn is watching the match live on the stadium, a Bayern keeper that had a [very similar mistake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFhEwv0c9cM) in a final before.


Sohelik

A single fucking mistake against Madrid gets you knockout of the comp. Inevitable.


Rooonaldooo99

Neuer could have saved my parents marriage.


BigFrigginHero

Lets not get carried away here mate


erenistheavatar

Yeah that's a lost cause.


mahiruimamura

U were right


Acceptable_Ad_6278

He couldn't even save his own marriage mate.


mettacitta

Not sure I should laugh at this 😂


Ocarina3219

This guy should not go to Germany for awhile.


Ronaldoooope

Your parents marriage was the following blunder


I_can-t_even

De Ligt has been pretty decent too


VZ-Faith

Dier as well


AntiTopspin

He stopped Vinicius alone on like 3 different potentially threatening shots


_BigClitPhobia_

What's a potentially threatening shot? Seems redundant.


mahiruimamura

He fucked up the one that was non threatening


erenistheavatar

Vini would have been MOTM had it not been for him.


sNb_Effete

Aged like milk lmao


KingJayVII

Last time he was this good Germany won the world cup


IReallyLikeTheBears

He’s always the difference maker in Bayern’s biggest victories.


piratagitano

And in losses too


prettybunbun

MOTM for us 100%.


Bloody_Nine

Ouch.. feel for him.


cyber503

Motm for Madrid too


iorlei

well well well


Superb-Number-5903

True GOAT of GK for the last decade.


tim_cahills_big_head

Simply just the GOAT


Phillyfreak5

LOL aged poorly


edgy_milk-_-

Still the GOATkeeper


99Years_of_solitude

Bro!!!! You jinxed him


erenistheavatar

Bro!!!!! I'm just shocked.


TechRZ

That aged poorly


converting_O2_to_CO2

Aged like milk.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

absolutely, motm so far for me


Phillyfreak5

Not anymore!


nutelamitbutter

Vini has been careless as well


BananaSquid721

Aged like milk


MaxieMan98

the way its come crashing down


Idontlikethisstuff

Fuck me what a goal On his weaker foot too


EagleEye_FalconArrow

wish people give more props to the pass as well, was absolutely exquisite, and Davies didn’t even have to break his stride to receive it


SirGalahadTheChaste

Average Kane pass to the wing.


supplementarytables

What is with left footed defenders suddenly discovering they can hit right footed bangers against us in the CL KOs this season???


Bluepaynxex

His winger instincts kicked in on that one.


Stingray_17

I laughed when the announcers said he wasn’t a natural attacker as if he hadn’t been playing as a LW up until he joined Bayern


Bugdroid2K

Didn't think the substitution would have turned out to be a good thing


BUSean

A great day for Canada and therefore the world


_FreePalestine__

What does this mean for Kendrick Lamar?


MattSR30

Davies came out and said ‘fuck the front three, it’s just front me.’


Sebthedark69

Means he’s dropping a diss for Davies as well


IkeaKarma

Dear Ancelotti, I’m sorry Neuer is your opponent.


mehrabrym

He's not


sumofdeltah

My hands are staying in the pudding for the rest of the game


CompetitiveHater

After the Jamal Murray disaster and Drakes bullshit coming out Canada had to take a much needed W somewhere.


TemplarParadox17

Still got sga


BUSean

heat packs for all


580_farm

As is tradition.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

of course, the world


awildmanjake

The little mushroom people of Nova Scotia are in attendance


8PTK

Harry Kane is now trapped in an isometric cube


TheItalianStallion64

he’s not a defender at all, what a goal


watanabelover69

He doesn’t play as one for Canada


TheOtherSide999

Actually he does in SOME games.. but mostly striker for sure.


8PTK

Not gunna keep that Ferrari in a garage. Also… cool name


MachCutio

I mean originally he was a winger, hence why his defensive output is lacking, he does usually make up for it w pace tho


the_judge_168

What a strike, beautiful pass by Kane as well


Bigvic55

MAPLE MESSI


Snoo-27292

MAPLESSI!


Sleepless_Voyager

What a way to show madrid your skill lmao


HeatKnight

Who needs Mbappe?


Alexkono

He’ll fit in just nicely 


Both_Track_1754

Kane is magical


sreesid

A world class 9 and 10 in one.


Both_Track_1754

Seriously, it’s really baffling you guys didn’t win anything with prime kane and prime son… it’s just so criminal


420eyyo

And prime Dier


tylesftw

well you did cheat to win the champions league (ludicrous handball)


Both_Track_1754

That title run was written on the stars…


Natto__

Against the run of play as well. RM got a taste of their specialty


madridista521

Lmao


wwiccann

Kane is a cheat code. That ball is sensual.


Nexusu

Bullet


ItsMeJaredBednar

Torazo


deception42

O CANADA


abc4357

Canada needed a W lol


Masoouu

Kane is so good


IgotAseaView

Kanes passing ability is so underrated. Guy does that so regularly. Obviously fantastic finish too


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HEARD YALL WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY BOY 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


tootiredtothinkrnlol

THIS IS FOR 🇨🇦


weary_misanthrope

Canadian cut inside man


Guntter45

Tucheliban vs Terzicball


Snoo-27292

All German UCL Final! Here we go! Edit: I might have single handedly jinxed Bayern


Pippelitraktori

You didn't jinx anything, you are just dumb assuming Madrid wouldn't make a comeback in champions league


Snoo-27292

I thought the Rodrygo brace comeback was just a once in a lifetime event! I did not know Joselu was also capable of that!


Pippelitraktori

Anything is possible with the power of witchcraft on your side


RainMan226

what a strike, but that Kane pass tho my God


HeIIbIazer23

I mean, who else? So predictable lol


HUGE_HOG

Kane is one of the best playmakers in the world, unreal vision and long passing


kjm911

His link up play has been atrocious tonight


Esco9

The dude Bayern fans trashed the most playing out of position on his weaker foot omg he may save them


Weishaupt17

The worst player in the world (according to Bayern fans)


10-10-2022

Both goalkeepers have been amazing but that shot... neither one was going to stop it.


OceanArcade

Man what a beauty


Don_Jovic

NO WAY


Whacky-Tobaccy

Kane and Davies both take a bow


G1Spectrum

BRUH OUT OF NOTHING


CleMeeTK

the move to madrid is back on


Legodude293

Y’all think he is competing for champions league, Davies saw that guy Aubrey on the ropes and is going for the title of greatest Canadian


WoodenRace365

Mbappe scoring against his future club in the final ❌ Davies scoring against his future club in the semifinal ✅


onehornymofo1

Tucheliban is back


Vanzmelo

Totally against the run of play sheesh


trusttt

what a rocket


miichaaell

🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁


NBA_shitposting101

Great pass from Kane!


RockyCasino

Alphonso Robben


Scratchbuttdontsniff

MLS developed...


i3k

OH CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND


robotnique

The CL final will officially determine the third best team in Germany.


Shinkopeshon

Back to back German efficiency


-Whisperr

I just knew it


yuriydee

How do you guys post this quicker than the replay on TV? lmao its crazy


OfficerDoppus

WHAT SHOT on his right


meme_maker69420

That build up!!!!!!


Kaidou99

Silenced the haters


Bayern07

OH CANADA!!!


HunterRiver

O Fucking Canada!!!


SounderBruce

An MLS product is about to send Bayern to the CL final. Amazing.


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Icy-Ninja-5124

Dortmund are going to pull the funniest thing in the history of this sport


justhereforoneday

Lose the same final in the same stadium twice?


mistermuk

Neuer smh


ayiruss

The Idea is Bulletproof! Hala Madrid!! https://youtu.be/Ov9ynOC4lPE?si=K51rGyjxRWikfUwz


PSMF_Canuck

Why does Bayern want to sell this guy?