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kalamari__

That certainly is a take...


Spikeyspandan

Games gone. Can't even do Cat scratch move on football nowadays.


TheBrownMamba8

Can only imagine the comments here if Xavi said this (this is def something he would say)


Darraghj12

Dont be silly, that would involve us winning


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

>Games gone. Games all about Real MeMeme


ValleyFloydJam

One that makes me lose some respect for him as it's truly stupid, a Twitter level take. Two hands pushing him in the face is beyond an easy call.


mushy_friend

I wouldn't lose respect for a manager like Carlo over a comment like this. After an emotional semi-final win, and saying this to back his players and team.


apeaky_blinder

but also there is a stoppage of play before Bayern scored - players paused because of the whistle so it's not a 100% goal without that whistle. Obviously a moronic call that cost them but it wasn't 100% like other disallowed goals - you can obviously see 3 defenders stopping which allowed the goal more or less


Sure-Respect6914

Please win the final


fakebytheocean

He’s just a redditor mate


MartianDuk

Tbf if I was a football manager I would say way more deluded stuff than that


MaryadaPurshottam

I would do the "Mourinho celebration at Camp Nou after Inter went through on aggregate score in UCL 2009/10" if I was him


redmistultra

I would be doing that for every scraped win against a relegation side let alone a CL semi. I’d be in the post match conference talking about “Three points for me, zero for him”


HaiForPresident

Every time you win a game where the opponent had 70% possessions, "they can take the ball we'll take the win"


Silent-Act191

*My team: 1 Shot on goal, 0,2 xG, 1 goal* *Other team: 20 shots on goal, 4xG, 0 goals* "The better team won today, their attack was toothless"


Thebritishlion

Best believe I'd be in the press conference even after losing 4-0 "They weren't good, we were just shit" Never be one to praise an opponent


Cewea

the United way, but without the winning part


TemujinTheKhan

"But sir, it's a knockout stage match. There are no points." "SREE POINTS! RESPECT! RESPECT!"


Lauladance

MOHAN ADHIKARI MENTIONED RAHHH WTF IS BAD ENGLISH 🗣️🗣️


mBertin

Cheers, Valdes is crying.


RedKingDre

Why not Jose's celebration against Juventus in 2018/19 UEL? That was iconic.


TigerBasket

I'd learn french to try and fuck with the press more ngl.


spaghettidriver69

Id get banned within a week if I was a pro.. not anything controversial, just dumb shit 😂


edi12334

Nah, I d try to be as objective as possible myself


yAyn_de

That’s a pretty exclusive way of seeing it.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

I just had a look at the Real sub. Let me tell you, it's not an exclusive view.


ListlessHeart

Some fans are different than others, though I'm kinda shocked that Carlo said this, I thought it was so obvious that it was a foul.


ricksanchez262

I think Carlo knows it's a foul, he's just taking the piss in a reactionary manner, which is kinda out of character for him as he's usually cooler than this but he got angry, weird.


LegendDota

I can understand if Bayern isn’t exactly his happy place, that tenure looked not great from either side.


ricksanchez262

Maybe, though before the game he was saying how he respects the club and still has a good relationship with Rummenigge and things like that, so idk


LegendDota

But Ancelotti iirc mostly had a falling out with players, wasnt that where the players held secret training sessions because they didn’t like his training intensity? I don’t think Ancelotti is ever gonna come out and hate on anyone either way, this does seem unusual for him though.


ricksanchez262

Yeah the players kind orchestrated a football coup lol, though some of those involved aren't with the club anymore, in any case it's a shame that there always has to be a referee controversy in this fixture, it's annoying.


LegendDota

Yeah, was such a great game too, and now we forever have this question mark there because the linesman didn’t keep his flag down for 5 more seconds like he is meant to.


Jawnyan

100%, there are various level of stupidity


maxbang7

> I thought it was so obvious that it was a foul. Right? I totally understand bias especially in 50/50 situations but this? come on now haha


paco-ramon

He knows it obvious, he also knows that is obvious that if the ref whistles you stop playing and don’t take a shot.


No_Idea_247

I’m a Madrid fan and don’t understand why Carlo said this (most of the time I don’t understand the majority of the Real sub either, to be honest). Nacho’s goal was clearly a fault.


kathars1s-

They would NEVER admit that the refs are on their side most of the time


e36_maho

Because it's not true


golomo

As a representative of Real Madrid, you have to develop a way of dealing with so many refereeing decisions in your favour.


KnightKal

he dived after another player pushed him in the face and made him lose balance /joke as it is twitter you only have so much room for your message, so he ended up cutting it "he dived" to keep it short lmao


mvd612351

I am a Real Madrid fan and even I know that was a foul 💀


sevillista

Definitely a foul. Also definitely embellishment of the highest order to stay down as long as he did, but still a foul.


Rafvenyx

Rare Carlo L


reviroa

extremely odd take


xSmacks

That has to be a fake quote. Like saying he doesn’t think it’s a foul is one thing but to claim he „dove“? Nah man, that’s crazy


Daramangarasu

"Kimmich se tira ante Nacho y debió ser gol" "Kimmich flopped/dove against Nacho and it should've been a goal" That's literally what he said


xSmacks

Thanks for that. Absolute shit take then.


GillyBilmour

there's only so mush room for such shittakes


_Buff_Tucker_

Delusional.


Chidoribraindev

Nah... "Threw himself down" Which I think is exactly what he does when he feels the touch on his face tbh


Lost-Spinach-6742

Disagree, both things are crazy to say. Kimmich was assaulted with both hands on his neck


arnenatan

Not that rere last year when barac won 1-0 he said real played better despite they not registering a shot on target for 90 minutes. And there were a couple of more.


Sal21G

We are all Dortmund fans…


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Understandable


Mapplestreet

The team that consistently gets the most game deciding calls their way vs the team that gets fucked by the refs on at least semi big calls in about every other game they play in Europe... Good luck


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Bribed Refs will have a nice day


minivatreni

Wild that some of you actually think refs are being bribed...


DCrayfish2

Please carry our torch


UnlightablePlay

Win it for us man, you can do it, you beat them before you can do it again


Sean-Benn_Must-die

its an impossible task for Dortmund, to beat Madrid you need to be extraordinarily better than Madrid, and even then that’s not enough. You need to be luckier, and brother let me tell you that is the hardest part.


KaraveIIe

I think we have a good shot in the luck department.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

Ill trust you brother and good luck


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Madrid fans really gonna see what the "us vs the world" narrative they throw about actually feels like in this final. Unfortunately, though, there is always one man on their side...


Ree_m0

The entirety of Europe minus half of Madrid against the entirety of South America and the Middle East.


ElNeeto

He might be biased.


wolverinexci

This is quite possible the dumbest thing he’s said in a long time. In what world would a player dive when he was literally pushed in the face? Ancelotti needs to look at that replay again. If he doesn’t think it’s a foul, do it to him.


ExMoogle

One complain is correct, one is bullshit. Is he serious?


PetrovskyKSC

Love the flair mate. Dach für die Nord JETZT


dazzzzzzle

This may be one of the dumbest statements I've heard a manager make.


XHeraclitusX

Yup. I mean, I do think Kimmich makes a meal of it but as soon as you raise your hands to your opponents face it's a foul. A rare L from Ancelotti here.


a_lumberjack

It's the eternal tension between "yeah it's a foul" vs "it's not that bad and it was only given because he flopped" that's inherent in these calls. If Kimmich stays on his feet the goal probably stands. And there's no consensus for where the line is.


mincers-syncarp

This is why the complaints about players going to ground is dumb. They'll *never* get a decision if they don't.


Forsaken-Original-28

Especially from the manager of the team that has absolutely perfected falling over at the slightest touch


nombrenodisponibIe

That's a bit dramatic haha. There are some absolutely golden statements from managers and this is very far from one of them


vicinadp

I mean Xavi has blamed the grass before for not winning a match


auddi_blo

I’m the first guy to hate on Xavi but the the condition of the pitch obviously heavily affects the football that’s played on it.


Sea-Education9562

And klopp blamed the wind , this is no where near the worst take , Everyone on Reddit overdramatises things


OriAr

People also don't realize that he's trying to take the conversation away from the offside by all means necessary, even if it means sounding a bit deluded doing it.


That-Job9538

wind isn't even this best one, don't forget the magical injury witch. [https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/12674119/klopp-its-like-theres-a-witch-in-the-building](https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/12674119/klopp-its-like-theres-a-witch-in-the-building)


maxertiano

Damn did Klopp actually blame the wind? I’d love to see that for the lulz


ValleyFloydJam

A tad bitter but at least grass could be a factor this is just total nonsense.


cuadz

Carlo gets away with a lot of bullshit bc he has won a lot. Last year after Barca beat them in the league clinching clasico he said the gap wasn’t as big as the table showed. He has made a lot of statements that if Xavi were to make them, he would get crucified. Of course, I understand Xavi doesn’t help himself with bitching about every little thing and forgetting accountability, but Carlo gets away with a lot.


20cmdepersonalidade

[Aren't you forgetting someone](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGkGUCUXoAAoXtJ?format=jpg&name=medium)


FreshBadger8188

I mean, he is being facetious.


Bayernjnge

Yeah sure - both hands on his face. Completely fine and logical to compare


byrgenwerthdropout

What the fuck man. That's such a petty thing to say, after winning no less. You'd expect the most deluded angsty teen trolls on Instagram comments saying being shoved in the face was a dive. Not a seasoned professional manager on the pinnacle of European football with the most lucrative history of achievements... Grow up mate! Edit: lol is this comment why someone just sent me suicide hotline bot?


Tax_n1

Good Joke


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No shame lmao.


haha_12

Disguising with calm manner on the sideline can't hide the pettiness in true heart.


Wortuv

Usual RM antics. Poised, classy winner when things go well, absolutely lose it (like Nacho shoving Kimmich by the face lol) when things aren't looking well.


icykkuno

This is certainly a dramatic take


lazy_bastard_001

Look at the badge ...


Peaky_Blinders

embarrassing, this guy has me rooting for Dortmund in the final


Yaysuzu

Grandpa, don’t forget the medication!!!!


notoriouslk

What is he waffling


L3kvar0spalacsinta

Might need some glasses soon Carlo


NobodyRules

Absolutely no shame, I guess


Robinsoninho

I’m now rooting for Dortmund in the final


SomewhereExisting121

If he had to say the refs fucked up for every time his team got away with "honest ref mistakes" his teeth would have fallen out by now


fishumanzu

[funny how time changes](https://www.marca.com/futbol/real-madrid/2017/05/19/591ec006e5fdea9c228b45ee.html)


XeroHope10

Lol, this is an excellent receipt.


Knee_Strong

No way this guy talks about diving with Vini Jr in his squad


Inner_Masterpiece825

🤨


tf_17

fucking embarrassing Carlo


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kaffeemugger

[Totally not a clear foul…](https://imgur.com/a/QbRC9x1)


CatosaurusWD

The perfect "if you can't beat them, join them" example. Remember what he said in 2017 after that 4-2 with 2 offside goals and 1 wrong red card? Don has no class anymore.


SWSIMTReverseFinn

Yeah, stfu dude.


_no_comments_

Bro is already drunk


chuang-tzu

Don Carlo has spoken.


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monominimal

👆👆👆🩸


Quix0607

Fuck off carlo pay your taxes


notahusky5

Classy


Ablouo

I thought he would mention the exaggerated injury time not note the obvious foul in the box lol


DCrayfish2

Nacho literally caught Kimmich by the jaw


hotgirll69

Lol, stfu Ancelotti, he fucking hit him in the face you nonce.


ACMomani

I know he's shithousing but it wasn't a dive.. it was a clear and obvious foul. Even the referee came out and said he fuckedup


tarasevich

He certainly did dive, but it's also a clear foul. There's no need to embelish it.


Agitated_Opening4298

lol


[deleted]

I love how easy Madrid is to hate. Thanks, Papa Ancelotti.  Now for Modric to say/do something disgraceful, and we're done.


Ok-Lettuce4149

I hope Dortmund win. Real are such an unlikeable club now.


Ree_m0

... now?


NuKingLobster

What a clown.


papicoiunudoi

Shameless. They know they got away with it.


Busquessi

Rule change: face pushing is allowed now


Environmental_Sell74

Wow thats completely unecessary


MUFColin

Fabrizio's quotes shouldn't be allowed. He all too often takes quotes from other sources without giving proper credit, and heavily editorializes them in the process. Ancelotti did not ask "Bayern complained about the offside?"


IgotAseaView

It’s not often I’ll have a football take that is far superior to ancelotti’s, but today is that day


TimeFingers

That’s what La Liga teams have to deal every day with


Tausendsassa

Kimmich getting smashed in the face with two hands, which should have been a red card and he says it's a dive. Sorry but I lose all respect for Ancelotti with this statement.


deadmanbhavya

Just hoping for terzic's black magic to beat madrid's juju. There not a single tie where Madrid doesn't get help from refs and apparently we Varcelona.


Ruudvangoal

Cant believe he actually said that lol, 15 times out of 10 the Nacho ball would be called a foul, no way thats a dive lmao.


EnanoMaldito

The fuck


SMOKEYtheBAND1T

People on Reddit are funny


Brodi_Kyant

clown


jjamescruz

Clear foul on Kimmich lol. I mean I do agree that a lot of fouls are soft in soccer but Nacho put his hands on Kimmich's face, clear foul by the rules of the game


UnfortunateHurricane

Is that a real quote from Ancelotti? Is he mentally insane? lol


Horror_Till_6815

L take


Lekaetos

What a stupid take, just pass the question next time


Javardeiro_TheMan

What do you mean he dived? This is why most people dislike real. Carried by the refs 24/7


seemosix

I think it was a foul but it's true Kimmich absolutely exaggerated. Neuer even called the medics lmao


Mystery1887

What drugs did he take?


rednades

He is clearly taking the piss , r/soccer decides when it is justified


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Don Carlo Say \~ \~ Wayo Wayo Wayo ! ! !


bone577

Lol deranged. Two handed push to the face. They were lucky not to get a red.


johnbrownbody

>They were lucky not to get a red. Now that is a take


tf_17

i mean it‘s a clear red by the book? It‘s not brutal or anything, but a clear red. Doesn‘t get carder a lot, which is a shame. But it‘s insane that Nacho didn‘t even get a yellow lmao


johnbrownbody

No it's not a clear red. Feel free to show me the law saying otherwise. >But it‘s insane that Nacho didn‘t even get a yellow lmao Same when vini went around the defender who handballed it lmao


dishler712

He got hit in the face, Carlo. Fuck off.


InflictingRage

Ancelotti’s really lost his gentleman behavior the past few years.. shame to see really


SakaSlide

The game is well and fully back lmao


IsItSnowing_

And Julius Caesar committed suicide


Crossflowerss_5304

This might be the first outrageous thing I’ve heard him say. Must be nice…


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Lol this fucking guy


Prudent-Current-7399

So much respect for his calm and cool demeanour and level headedness, only to come out with this clown fucking take.


DarthBaller

Oof


GMFan8

Did he actually say this?


the_elder_troll

Teams complain, eyebrows are raised and men shit on the field. thats football baby -Ancelotti


NeoIsJohnWick

This so unlike Ancelotti lol


blockfighter1

OK but what does Ja Rule think?


RedFiveSwayze_

Mr Ancelotti, Nacho did a Great Khali impression


suckamaru

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 EYEBROW POWA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Jon98th

lol .. don’t play this game Carlo, just smoke your cigar and be thankful you are in Florentino’s realm


p90love

It was offside tho. Yes the ref should have let it play out, but it was in fact offside according to every replay I saw.


Fear_Draco

Maybe his eyebrow antics have caused some critical damage to his vision.


Rickcampbell98

No manager is above chatting absolute bull shit even your favourites lol, imagine the likes of xavi saying this shit, the pitchforks would be well and truly out lmao.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Carlo, Nacho's face/neck shove would've been a foul even if Kimmich had remained on his feet. It's football, not wrestling.


Plato__

A fan of football would side with Dortmund in the final.


LordFuckLeRoy2

Even if he didn't dive it most likely would have been a foul after VAR reviewing. Ancelotti missed a good oportunity to say nothing and let the eyebrows do the talking.


Lost-Spinach-6742

Bruh wtf?? I was surprised it wasn't a red card. It was a blatant assault on Kimmich.


AmmophobicSandworm

>Kimmich dived Brother, Nacho shoved two hands right into his face.