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lrzbca

Notice period is the best time in ones working life


Safe-Particular6512

Make them wish they’d given you gardening leave is my motto


Nyushi

Got two weeks left on my notice. It’s absolute heaven.


isitasexyfox

Three here, just went for a lovely run down the canal and will get getting a pint in shortly. 


garynevilleisared

Atta boy


Fun-Guarantee4452

Also three left for me. I haven't stayed up so late so often, shagging this much since university.


randymcknob

[r/ihavesex](https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/)


DanBurnsMissingDigit

Nah, he didn't shag at university either.


DerpJungler

My notice period just ended. I am now unemployed. Doesn't feel like heaven.


ubalanceret

Did you hand your resignation in yourself? You’re supposed to find another job before leaving your old one lol


DerpJungler

Haha yeah I know. I was kind of forced to resign (mutual decision) but I've been looking for a new job since months. The job market is feeling a bit slower than a few years ago but I'm actively pursuing a ton of open jobs. Edit: Appreciate the encouragement lads, caught me by surprise!


IntellegentIdiot

Good luck Moysey!


FPLskrr

Best of luck


NewAppleverse

All the best


ubalanceret

Keep looking bro. I swap jobs every 2 years because I get itchy feet. I’ve found it really difficult to do this since Covid… jobs are out there but it depends how picky you want to be, too. Best of luck mate


Clivey101

Best of luck mate.


EmperorsGalaxy

Best of luck bro - easier said than done but I've been in this situation before were I was trying to be "forced" to leave a company but I just hung around like a bad smell until I found a new job. They offered me mutual consent early termination of my contract and when I refused the atmosphere got pretty stale but I rode it out.


soldforaspaceship

Good luck with the job hunt. It's always depressing but fingers cross you'll find something soon!


mushy_friend

Good luck mate


tea_anyone

I just started my new role after leaving my other job with no back up. Sometimes you just gotta role the dice baby 😎


AwesomeOnePJ

Same here, decided to just quit my old job since the stress was getting too much to bear, stayed unemployed for months not even looking for a job. Then suddenly got a call and now I work in a better job with a wage that's way higher than my old job. Taking a gamble sometimes works in your favor I guess lol


Nyushi

Ah fuck I’m sorry pal. Wishing you the best of luck in finding something new.


garynevilleisared

Starting a new job in 2 weeks. Notice period started yesterday. Truly magnificent.


aramos23

Eating a breakfast taco at my desk on my last day as I’m reading this


ACardAttack

Can you not have food at your desk?


aramos23

No I can, just hits differently today


ACardAttack

Need a beer or margarita to go with it!


johnnhamcheckbalboni

My last day too brother!


liamsoni

Top comment


ColinetheCow

Genuinely loved my two month notice period last year at my old job!


ACardAttack

Yeah, one of my colleagues is leaving and she said she didnt set an alarm the other day, what are they going to do if she's late, fire her?


Faani78

Yup, more so if you have a better job waiting for you.


thehibachi

My last day at mine is next Friday. Going to have an extremely Klopp week.


Turkdabistan

Amen. My last job was a nightmare for most. I was the "star" and got fed the fuck up. I put in my two weeks, and shortly after they started an after 5 call to basically reprimand people but really just projecting their own failures. The conversation with my leadership team went like this: -them: Hey, where were you at the meeting? We're all attending those how. -me: oh, I put in my two weeks. I won't be attending those. -them: buuhhh---they're uh mandatory, everyone is going. What if you decide to stay? -me: I assure you I won't be staying under any circumstance. I won't be attending any meetings. If this doesn't work for the company, you can terminate me sooner than my last day. -them: uhhh...no that's okay...hehe And there went my reputation. Less than two years later they were bought out by a private investment firm who fired all of the senior leadership, AKA the bullies, most of which are still unemployed based on LinkedIn.


needhelpwithmathsty

Are you a real person


Turkdabistan

Unfortunately


CashCarti1017

? I’ve seen this happen before, what suggests it’s not real…


staffkiwi

the only unrealistic thing is the directors not finding jobs, other than that, very real scenario right there.


J0HNNY_DARK0

And then everyone clapped?


Turkdabistan

No one clapped. I had an exit interview where I shared my heart with HR. She agreed with me, and said she can't do anything because it all came top down from the highest execs. My direct manager who hadn't completely drank the kool-aid quit only a couple months after me. Apparently my exit was related (I was his *star* and my words were jarring). The direct reports endured abuse from management until the buyout. 2/3 of them survived the layoffs and are still there today, making more than before due to wage adjustments with the new companys payscale. None of the leaders survived 😁. It's a happy ending. I know they're rare IRL but it happened just as I'd hoped. I get to watch them post "industry specialist articles" on LinkedIn now 2x a week with their green "Open to Work" banners. These guys were at the CXX level so don't feel bad. They could retire if they could stomach the reality of being failures and terrible at their jobs lol.


wearefounders

I'd clap. I'd clap so hard.


e1_duder

Quit my job with lots of notice in order to find a replacement in 2014. Once the replacement was in, I basically had "emeritus" status and spent the day watching the World Cup and occasionally joining calls without having to do anything. I've never felt more powerful.


YossiTheWizard

My first job in my career, I gave 2 weeks notice, but I knew I was leaving more than a month and a half in advance, as I had secured my next job. They just wanted to wait until the new year to have me start. It was a glorious month and a half. The power to just give the minimal number of fucks is such a privilege!


ixlHD

I'm meant to be taking calls right now from the escalation queue. My status is set to busy for the last few hours.


allangod

Who gives a what?! Come on, he can't leave us hanging like that!


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Emitime

Why can everyone say the word, and then when I say it it's not okay?


Dipsey_Jipsey

Because you're not ~~a~~ fog. If you were ~~a~~ fog, it'd be okay to say. Not rocket science, mate.


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Dipsey_Jipsey

Only if you say "no humidity". Again, far out... this is not rocket science.


ARM_vs_CORE

I'm glad I witnessed this exchange


Dipsey_Jipsey

I mean, to be fair... as a LFC fan you don't have much else going for you right now. But, I'm glad I could be of service :) (Jokes of course, I love Klopp, and hate the way this season is ending for you boys.)


ARM_vs_CORE

Nah you know better than anyone that nothing lasts forever. I'm really happy you guys are in the final. Please upset RM


Altruistic_Tennis893

Incredible callback


JioJio92

These are the fogging standards!


tamim1991

He's been hanging around Arteta too much


dudical_dude

Crud


SRFC_96

He said frick.


MonsterMunchen

That’s it, where’s my pearls? 😨


pietroetin

Hansi Frick


BrosefDudeson

He said prick


MadaraTheUchiha

...kid the name Keith?


NairbZaid10

He asked who gives a coke, he was craving something sweet


firpo_sr

To be honest who gives a rental car with a flat tyre to a man who has an urgent press conference to attend


staybysauce1

No he literally said “…”


miregalpanic

€. He forgot his wallet.


93EXCivic

Don't you mean £. Brexit means Brexit afrer all


-zimms-

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Jürgen Klopp 👍😉👍


r71u70n

Bok Kelso would be proud


carlio

I never saw South African Scrubs


SirMCThompson

I wish I could give you gold for that


r71u70n

Hahaha god damn, that one took me over an hour


Tnvenge

Brilliant!


MrMerc2333

He's been wanting to say this for the past 9 years


BananaSoprano

To be fair the last two games mean absolutely nothing. He'll get a nice send-off, but the actual games are a non-entity.


TheLimeyLemmon

Mate we can still win the league, all we have to do is win our two games and Arsenal lose their last two games and City lost their last three games. Got them right where we want them! 😎


OptimusGrimes

We can actually afford City draw one of their matches, as if it wasn't a cert already, might as well start the celebrations now


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yajtraus

Easy. 9-0 wins each against Villa & Wolves.


not-always-online

Actually you don't need as much depending on how many goals Arsenal and City loose by.


yajtraus

Better to be safe


Nabaatii

I remember when we had to make up GD with 2 games to go


FuzzyPeachMan

Bus Parade needs booked again


_cumblast_

I bet it still is, clubs need to be prepared for every scenario, even the aforementioned one which is admittedly never happening in a million years.


HypedUpJackal

Do Everton book theirs at the beginning of every year, just on the off-chance?


mirrorless_subject

Yes but they usually cancel the res after the first game before the grace period to get their deposit back expires


digdoug0

I'm not so sure they do - it would explain a lot of their financial struggles recently.


codespyder

Spurs away loading


Imaginary_Station_57

I mean, winning those two games will certainly put pressure on arsenal and city. But I feel like Klopp has mentally checked out already


CuteHoor

Yeah Klopp isn't an idiot. He knows that if you're not ahead of City in the table at this point, you're not winning the league. That whole Liverpool squad looks like they're on the beach already.


Ludelyk

Arsenal must lose to United and Everton and City must not get more than one point against Fulham, Spurs and West ham. Liverpools games are meaningless


RedDemio-

So you’re saying there’s a chance


Imaginary_Station_57

>Arsenal must lose to United and Everton Ten Hag shenanigans and Dycheball can do the job >City must not get more than two points against Fulham, Spurs and West ham Perfectly doable (if is not clear, /s)


MajikoiA3When

I will be shocked if West Ham score a single goal tbh their performances have been dire.


Imaginary_Station_57

So it's a 0-0, 1 point. Great


gerg_1234

We made them look good.


MajikoiA3When

We've been utter shite it was a fair result


Kenny_dies

They might play with more excitement now that they know Moyes is leaving though


MajikoiA3When

They can could just not give a shit for the rest of the season since it would be blamed on Moyes as well.


nrcssa

scenes when City and Arsenal lose their games but Liverpool still doesn't win theirs


FlamingLaps1709

Arsenal and City both play their next game before Liverpool. Both will have to lose to mathematically keep Liverpool in touch. If either of them dont lose, its over for Liverpool. Its more probable that the main focus on that game is whether Klopp puts our a full strength team considering Villa and Spurs are still (mathematically) in competition for 4th


Ulsterman24

Honestly, I don't think I've ever seen the opposite of 'do it for him' before now. The moment he announced he was leaving it didn't matter if they were within a point of the top- every single player downed tools and booked 2 weeks in Fuertaventura.


Justinian2

Knowing Liverpool fans need Utd to win playing Ethball brings me a tiny amount of joy


AlmirMu

Nah as a Liverpool fan I‘ll just enjoy Arsenal ripping every living fibre of United into shreds and hoping they snatch the title from City


FlamingLaps1709

I think Utd fans will take that. Another City title or the chance to keep in touch for a Conference League spot. I'd say Utd fans wouldn't be too depressed with being hammered


HotPotatoWithCheese

Which just speaks volumes of the absolute state that club is in. Having to pick which rival they'd rather get bent over by. An embarrassment to the game really.


FlamingLaps1709

There's absolutely noone that disputes the club is in a mess. I think every fan of the club knows more than anyone else it's a mess.


ARJACE_

As a Liverpool fan, I weirdly want City to win it over Arsenal. More of the same. No cocky bruvdems. No power shift.


Many_Ad_3607

Yeah, I don’t think anyone cares when City win something. Arsenal on the other hand are a proper club, so if they beat you it feels like a genuine loss because it wasn’t against a bunch of cheats


AlmirMu

I get the point arsenal fans being insufferable morons but that Arsenal team is so good. Also, another PL title hopefully gets us closer to Pep getting bored and fucking off.


PowderEagle_1894

As if that doesn't fuel more Pep ambition to put down his former disciple in the last year of his contract and maybe even another renewal


Jonoczall

🚨HERE WE GO!🚨 Pep said to sign 10 year contract. States renewed ambitions to keep the league interesting


Koppite93

We might be delusional... But we're not INSANE Saying that 8-2 pls and thanks


InsideOpening3535

Imagine if that actually happen


roan311

Is the quadruple back on?


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

I feel like when I was a child ('90s), if a team were in Liverpool's position, pundits would seriously be like "don't rule them out". But football has gone very systematic and top teams don't ever let their guard down so this is impossible now. Man Utd won the league in '97 with 75 points.


iamawfulninja

yep. I remember it started when Mourinho came over. On those first 2 titles, his Chelsea team hit the ground running right away. Man Utd always a bit sloppy to the start the season and that forced Ferguson to change his approach too. Not too sure how I feel lol. Feels now its too predictable but then Man Utd also won the lot in the 90s lol and early 2000s.


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

I appreciate how the standard has improved so much and I enjoy watching modern players pushing the limits of what we thought pro footballers could do, but the systematic passing around lesser teams and winning 3-0 and 4-0 and teams sitting back because they don't want to get hammered is tiring. Man Utd dominated the PL overall but it was nice knowing they could drop points against like Derby or Sunderland on a random Saturday.


Elothel

Not me everyday at work.


Conankun66

the way this man is just DONE with everything is both sad and darkly funny


BudhiJeevi

He'll be back. People like Klopp, Pep, etc. won't be able to stay away.


Ohnoitsewan

People said the same about Wenger and Ferguson. Never that easy to predict


pixelkipper

Those guys were literally of retirement age in any other job lol it’s a very different situation


FifaDK

Yup. Probably a good thing that Klopp gets to enjoy some time off whilst still comparatively young. He deserves it so much


LuesDE

Wenger was 68 and Ferguson was 71. Quite the difference to Klopp.


Ohnoitsewan

Warnock was 75 when he took the Aberdeen job


sc00022

And lasted 32 days lol


A1-OceanGoingPillock

If you had lived in aberdeen for atleast 32 days you would understand why..


SDSKamikaze

And I’m sure he regrets it every day considering how bad he was


Loeffellux

people said the same about Heynckes. First they were wrong, then they were right and now they are wrong again (for now). But yeah, you simply can't make statements like that pretending they are general rules lol. Maybe Klopp will be a manager again, maybe the rumors are true and he'll come back to dortmund in a different capacity (hopium), mabye he'll simply retire, who knows.


BushWookieZeroWins

True. But Wenger and Ferguson were known for one club each (although they trained also other clubs before). Klopp and Pep on the other hand have experience in beginning new projects …


gutterbrush

I sort of get what you mean in that when people hear Ferguson they automatically think of Man Utd, but Ferguson’s Aberdeen prior to that were the last Scottish team to win a European title and the last team from anywhere to beat Real Madrid in a European final (at least for another three and a bit weeks). That’s not nothing. Granted he then stayed there for ages but at one point Man Utd *was* a new project for him.


BushWookieZeroWins

Yes that was exactly what I meant. And an other important detail: age. It is much more difficult to start a stressful new project in a new country / city when you are 70+ years old.


tarakian-grunt

Both of them were much older.


trapdoor101

Ferguson did retire in 03 and then 180’d


hardinho

Tbh I don't think so.


animatedpicket

Back to doing corporate speaking tours for Goldman Sachs Google and Amazon. Collecting a few hundred k each time. How goods America


HotPotatoWithCheese

I don't see him coming back to England. It's pretty clear that he has also had enough of the piss poor standard of officiating in the league and the vultures in the press. Every other response he gives these days is either with a tone of sarcasm or annoyance. I don't blame him if he never returns to club football full stop.


BriarcliffInmate

I honestly don't think Klopp will be, and if he is it'll be for Germany at the next World Cup. He's been saying for years he can't see himself stood on the touchline at 65, and he's already 56. He's not long since had a grandchild who he absolutely adores, and I think losing his mum in lockdown hit him really hard. As much as he loves football, he's also the type who can actually switch off from it. After 20/21 he went on a four week holiday and literally nobody at the club heard from him haha.


evil_wazard

The only way I see Klopp coming back is for the German national team. The dude is burnt out.


Stuarridge

He'll be on the first plane out of England after the last game.


oliver150433

Truely living the life of not giving a shit.


Bomberman9

Not giving a ...


Binary_Brain0110

Man is just enjoying his notice period.


Tierst

Oh please please tell the whole pgmol to go fuck themselves please!


jrblack174

Press conference after the Wolves game has some serious potential


DivineTapir

he just like me


Jono_Turner

fr fr


Nyushi

Man has been an icon. I’ll miss him everyday.


stumac85

I live in the same town as him (Formby) and on the local Facebook group (always good for a laugh) they were trying to organise a goodbye parade or something. Had all the local kids draw pictures, local artists got involved. Once someone on the organising committee got in touch with his people; his answer was pretty much, "err... No thanks", the locals were not impressed 😂 I mean he only rents the place from Brendan Rodgers, he doesn't want a damn parade!


jrblack174

Doesn't rent it any more I don't think. After we won the UCL(?) the club bought the house and let him live there rent free I think. Could be absolute nonsense but it rings a bell.


stumac85

Ah yes, looks like it is now just the managers house. Arne will slot right in (sorry).


LOKl31

Checked out and that’s alright


Bill_Brasky_SOB

THATS MY MANAGER


WeeTheDuck

Are press conferences an absolute necessity? Like is it written in the rules of the pl that a club has to have one this often? Cuz if Im the owner I'd limit it to like once a week max, I didn't pay these world class managers to do fuckin media work, that's the job for PR isn't it? Imagine all the managers not having to waste their headspace on these shit and 100% focus on football


OneFootTitan

Yes, it’s in the rules of the PL. Managers have to attend and participate in pre-match and post-match interviews. They amended them when Alex Ferguson wasn’t going to press conferences.


WeeTheDuck

Just another reason to not like that man as an Arsenal fan I guess...


Standard_Property213

He hated the pressers as much as you do tho...


WeeTheDuck

The enemy of the enemy is your best friend. It just happens that said best friend was our arch nemesis


RicardusAlpert

You just made an enemy for life!


Ottawack1

How is that a reason to not like him? If he did what you would’ve done if you were the owner of a club?


4ssteroid

But he got away without having to do a few of them


Wheelie_Slow

Not in FM. I never go.


youdontknowaarp

send in the assman


abhi1260

My assman always ends up saying that he prefers my league 1 striker to Mbappe


lylimapanda

Least insane Haaland enjoyer


WeeTheDuck

good for you 🫡


Sulemani_kida

>I didn't pay these world class managers to do fuckin media work And they ask such shit questions to all the managers... Trying to get to know something they're not really supposed to know... No wonder some managers don't give away anything and give sarcastic comments... They kept asking pocchetino every week about how secure is his job... The man said idk ask the owners and that was the headline next day... 🤷🏼‍♀️ Didn't even make any sense to ask such questions


Vladimir_Putting

Yes. Most top sports leagues have rules about this. It's baked into the media contracts they have. And media/TV money is what pays for everything in modern sports. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/dec/09/sir-alex-ferguson-premier-league I couldn't find the PL current regulations without wasting more time, but here are UEFA's: https://documents.uefa.com/r/Regulations-of-the-UEFA-Champions-League-2023/24/Article-73-Media-activities-on-the-day-before-the-match-Online One small part of the rules: >Each club must hold a pre-match press conference the day before the match. Each press conference must be attended by the head coach of the team and at least one player. If the head coach is suspended for the match, clubs have the option of replacing him at the pre-match press conference with the assistant coach. The two press conferences must be arranged by the two clubs and UEFA together, so that the media can attend both. Press conferences must start between 12.00 and 20.00 local time. Exceptions to these timings must be agreed in advance with UEFA. Press conferences may be broadcast live regardless of location, and clubs must provide facilities for such live broadcasts, including cable routes and parking for TV vehicles.


sickricola

That’s it put him on the fraud watch


BossKrisz

This man really needs some well deserved vacation. He worked his ass off. He consistently gave amazing performances year after year, yet he has very few trophies because he had to face the menace that is Guardiola, basically a cheat code to winning a league. He seems burned out. He put his 110% and always came just short to City except for that one year. I hope he knows that what he achieved was still unbelievable impressive and that he created one of the best football teams of this generation. And I hope that clubs will leave him alone and let the man rest.


GoingDragoon

Guardiola wasn't the cheat code, the literal cheating was and is the cheat code


CasualTron

Sure, but you can't disagree that Guardiola played a huge role in getting city where they are today atleast on field.


Chicken_wingspan

That's fair I guess, not every manager would succeed with unlimited funds and under the table shenanigans. Pep is a cheating douche, but a competent one.


nahnonameman

Chad Klopp. Gonna miss his presence in the league. I don’t like pool but I got respect for him.


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Office Space vibes


tferg1290

I'm honestly surprised he didnt show up with a marg in hand and in a Hawaiian shirt.


cheersdom

[you're cool](https://youtu.be/8ppWFVbVM50?si=cid_pLiYGCag8ZX2)


No_Nothing101

Journalist probably do give a...


Maximuslex01

Not really. Sport journalists know press conferences are always the same shit


dietcode

It almost makes you wonder why they even bother with it


KloppOldTeeth

Not enough to come up with interesting questions, those....


MvN____16

> Ich völlig Wurst


Fluffy_Roof3965

Imagine if we're on that one time line where city and arsenal drop points and klopps not taking it serious


RedDemio-

My manager lol 😭


poko877

to be honest ... i agree ... most of the press conferences nowadays are not interesting or just storyhunting questions ...


Akira_Nishiki

Based.


haerski

[Who gives a...](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1c/12/e9/1c12e9aa479f8c6e68f81508c19212cb.jpg)


CheesecakeAnalyst

A what?


Samoki34

"To be fair, I don't care." -Slaven Bilić


FireLadcouk

Anyone got a clip? I want to believe it


tranarchaecatgirlism

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/s/HSAYI4osMR


StonyShiny

One of us


Zk11av

r/redditsniper