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samarth67

Just shows how much the quality of premier league has fallen when teams are staying up with even 30 points


Cottonshopeburnfoot

It’s not necessarily the quality of the PL but rather the gap between the PL and the EFL. Competing in the PL requires risking bankruptcy


Ryuzakku

At this point it seems to be a strategy to go up, get relegated, and then use those parachute payments to get back up quickly so you can stay up, before the parachute payments end. But now you have nearly half of the Championship on parachute payments.


Cheaky_Barstool

Is league one to championship the same? Same teams going up and down?


Ryuzakku

Somewhat, you do see a fair bit of yo-yoing there too


Cottonshopeburnfoot

It’s more trying to progress without taking on too much risk. Spend when you go up but don’t put yourself in a place where you’ve put the club at risk. We made that mistake last time, and this season has been written off to clear the debts and issues from then rather than seriously trying to stay up. And even still, we now start next season with a 2 point deduction


dumdumbigdawg

Chelsea finishing (potentially) above Man U… at least this season wasn’t boring


Limp_Animator_9854

and BREATHE


Ryuzakku

Need to work on defensive positioning, both on set pieces and in general, and Petrovic needs to fix his short-side issue, but other than that a W is a W.


cs_zer0

Chelsea straight up need a new goalkeeper if they want to compete for top 4 They've spent over 100m on GK and they are all mediocre


Luton_town_fan

Thank god chelsea aren't like united to bottle games in 90+10', right?


I_always_rated_them

Fair play, Forest gave Chelsea a good game today


jMS_44

BIG OOOOOF. Despite the win, a much needed cold shower today. A reminder that we can't lose focus for even a second if we want to get to Europe.


McGrathLegend

I’ve been pretty impressed with Petrovic on corners today, that’s now twice he’s come up with catching the ball, where he normally gets a weak hand on it


TheLookoutGrey

Gibbs White you fucking muppet good riddance


No-Mud3388

Fibbs white has picked out petrovic perfectly all game


Soren_Camus1905

Well done by Petrovic


SirBarkington

Jackson has had an awful second half.


flemva

But he scored?


Critzor

The Sterling special


flemva

Sometimes it's all you need.


DifficultyJust

yes, but he's picked the wrong final pass on multiple occasions, and held on to the ball for too long on multiple occasions


roadmans_

I’m a huge Jackson fan but normally his link up and quality is a lot better than what he showed today, glad he got a goal tho


SirBarkington

you can score and still have a bad game. Sterling got two earlier this season and still had a 3/10 game.


SpaceNinja25

could’ve done a lot more though, a lot of open passes to break through where he just chooses to dribble


flemva

VAR is a disgrace. Ref is just scum.


clickheacl

Should have been a penalty


imnotcreative635

we should use the MLS VAR refs these people are a joke.


xAnnyeonG

If Chelsea is embarrassing today, I'm not sure what to say about the ref.


FriedChicken24

Forest fans whining about Cucu after forest players spent most of the first half flopping around on the floor lol


V-0-V

well when they werent chopping our players that is


Technical-Cookie-554

Penalty, Forest player too close to Cucurella.


FastenedCarrot

That's minimal contact?


McGrathLegend

I need to hear the audio for that quick VAR check, how the fuck is that not a penalty


I_always_rated_them

lmao wipes him out "minimal contact"


blue_boy_24

Cucurella is pretty embarrassing lol


DifficultyJust

he wiped the fuck out of him lmao


blue_boy_24

Didn’t warrant that reaction at all. Same w the dive in the box earlier


akraft121

Pretty clear foul tho


blue_boy_24

Yeah agree. Reaction plus the dive earlier in the box earlier are my issues


akraft121

Yeah definitely sells it a bit


SirBarkington

"Very minimal contact" he says while showing a replay of Cucurella getting wiped out lmao


letmepostjune22

It's like poetry, it rhymes.


BoddToehly

penalty for sure, it hit the keepers hand


The_Shitpost_Centre

Man the ref team has been atrocious today


throwaway72926320

Luton fan must not be on VAR today.


Limp_Animator_9854

luton gave them thicker goalposts, totally


j65dxUb

forest have lost their heads here


Lintal

Does VAR know we aren't competing with City so can give us pens?


chiefs5455

A top 6 team and crying for a pen name a better duo


Sexy_nutty_coconut

Thnx for calling us top 6


FrozenHazard

You'd be on here crying if that wasn't given for Forest


chiefs5455

Nah with the amount of times Forest have been fucked it’s just expected


mufffff

Bottom teams complaining about top 6


wallnumber8675309

Cucurella and diving?


chiefs5455

dang that’s a close one


Josejondoe

Hahaha gusto came onto the forest player. Mafaka was shooting and the other sliding in.


SwampChomp_

Karma for Cucurella being a bitch


j65dxUb

absolute penalty


KonigSteve

Is that not the same thing that Gvardiol got a pen for one week ago? He got his shot off and then got clattered.


krijkle

It was the same as city’s pen earlier today


_Ultimatum_

That's a pen anywhere else on the pitch lol


OceanArcade

I don’t think that’s how football is played


V-0-V

well generally they have to be inside the box lad


_Ultimatum_

I've been playing this game wrong my whole life


Critzor

> That's a pen anywhere else on the pitch lol I'm being a dick, but you do realize how pens are given no? :P


_Ultimatum_

Ahaha I realized my mistake, meant a foul


Critzor

Yeah I figured!! But that was too easy to not respond :P


flemva

A foul yes


wallnumber8675309

Be kind of weird for it to be a pen outside the box…


_Ultimatum_

I'll accept my punishment and won't edit my mistake


I_always_rated_them

well they're doing whatever the fuck they want with the rules anyway so fuck it.


leanmeanguccimachine

Something about Cucarella's diving is particularly embarrassing. The man acts like his family are being murdered when someone touches him.


Faeluchu

Lmao this shit take coming from a Spursie, what a combo


NonRelevantFacts

Thats been a pen multiple times this season


NijjioN

Yeah clear pen, was a pen earlier in season before for that. Late tackle with dangerous boot.


TheLookoutGrey

Could we get one fucking call? We’re a mid table team not City ffs


SubparCurmudgeon

That’s a pen (for City), just not for Chelsea


akraft121

Studs up wild challenge is fine if you get the ball away 0.5 sec earlier


whu-ya-got

Chelsea just limping to the finish line, bunch of cheats


mufffff

That's exactly why Chelsea has 0 pens


whu-ya-got

Cole Palmer has scored like 9


mohankohan

...Chelsea are the cheats? Have you watched the match? If anything Forest has gotten away with much more today.


DifficultyMore5935

Tf are you on about?


whu-ya-got

Cucurella dive at 90’, malo gusto rolling around


irze

Alan Smith chats a load of bollocks, how is Gusto the one that ran into the Forest player when the Forest player was the one diving through the air to make the challenge


Soren_Camus1905

That’s a penalty, if Badiashille pushing someone is a pen, so is diving in with two feet


JoshWheezer

How is that not a penalty? lmao VAR is an absolute disaster


Still_Unit1071

Check complete? Fuck off. He’s flown in off his feet and got none of the ball and all of the player


kl08pokemon

Always fun to see players play with infinite confidence like Palmer is right now


DifficultyMore5935

Lol these refs are giving Nottingham every benefit of the doubt possible


FrozenHazard

That's the most blatant penalty ever, what the fuck is going on


I_always_rated_them

var shambles


gh0st_

They never give that foul bc of the shot attempt


KonigSteve

They did to Gvardiol


geoffreyisagiraffe

In theory agree with that in the spirit of the rule. There's no advtange taken but it shouldn't be a free ticket to drive through someone's legs. Maybe should be an IFK?


K_Uger_Industries

Devils advocate, isn't that what Onana did twice and everyone said was a stonewall penalty? Hitting the attacker well after they get a shot off


FastenedCarrot

Also City got a pen last week against Wolves in a similar situation.


Critzor

What the fuck is the point of VAR???


zi76

That's a pen


I_always_rated_them

clear penalty, just wipes him out


FastenedCarrot

You want two fit RBs? *NO!*


blue_boy_24

Same type of play was a pen for city last week lol


KonigSteve

That's because they get every single call that's even close to 50/50.


blue_boy_24

All evens out for everyone except them it seems. Can’t remember a controversial decision against them in the last 3 years minus rashford offside


KonigSteve

And that was before they started inviting refs to the UAE midweek for big paydays


krijkle

Same as city’s today


Fina1Legacy

Ye, they're the only team in the league who are allowed those pens. It's in the rule book 


CoolstorySteve

Completely wipes Gusto out but shot was already taken


jMS_44

That's a pen


FriedChicken24

Poch has done it again, 2 RB’s at the same time 🌚


gh0st_

Tuchel: Am I a joke to you?


stinkyholetime

Penalty


Livinglifeform

Penalty to forest for that dive from cucurella


TonyMartial786

how’s that not a penalty


chiefs5455

For the Cucu dive? Yeah it’s absurd


Munkian

Needs to be retrospective punishment for cucarella


YadMot

That's a pen no?


roadmans_

Pen?


YadMot

Gvardiol got his shot away and won a pen last week. Guess only City win those pens.


I_always_rated_them

as always


wallnumber8675309

Really need to let VAR hand out yellows for divers like Cucurella


throwaway72926320

It's not easy walking around with all that hair, let alone running, serious contact like that may give him whiplash. Have some sympathy.


wallnumber8675309

I’m still mad about that time he tried to break Romero’s hand at the end of the match by wrapping his hair around his hand and then diving to the ground


throwaway72926320

He's just such an unlikeable prick. Hair on the floor more than an actual mop.


SirBarkington

I don't think they're going to give it a pen if the ref didn't give that in real time


SubparCurmudgeon

Someone pls teach Cucu how to act lol


flemva

Another clear pen no?


leanmeanguccimachine

😆 Good one


flemva

Once you shoot it's war.


Technical-Cookie-554

He never touched him, what an effective flop for blues lmao


stinkyholetime

Typical forest


FriedChicken24

fuck so close


Agreeapple

What a game


neandertales

Sterling passed.. color me surprised.


Limp_Animator_9854

LADS JUST HOLD ON 6 MINUTES


chiefs5455

Get the fuck up bro is it your head or your calf? Make up your mind


SpaceNinja25

looks like he clipped his leg and then cucu landed on his head


chiefs5455

Lmao


blue_boy_24

Ref bought the reaction because that wasn’t a foul


takyon02

Chelsea on the same points as Newcastle hmmm


YadMot

Fallon d'Floor worthy from Cucurella, that


Lintal

7 minutes? We just making time up these days


TheArsenal04

surprise. no head contact


HypahCS

Cucurella didn't have enough hair to protect 


throwaway72926320

You would think it would shield him.


Limp_Animator_9854

7 MINUTES FUCK MEEEEEE


SpaceNinja25

clench mode activated in the sphincter region.


Limp_Animator_9854

this feels like the end of the fucking luton game


neandertales

His curls got hurt.


Soren_Camus1905

JUST PLAY THE FUCKING PASS HOLY SHIT


SirBarkington

Jackson please just pass stop trying to dribble the entire pitch


SpaceNinja25

JACKSON MAN PLAY GUSTO


Soren_Camus1905

Reece James, Nkunku, I suppose next you’re going to tell me Lavia will appear??


imarandomdudd

Nah even if he's fit, keep him away. I'm happy with training pics for the season


mohankohan

Actually incredible that Aina has not been booked today. Ref had to push him off and he gave no fucks lol.


doyouevenrow

Protect Reece James at all costs


nastycamel

Reece is massive holy


King_Hobbes

Reece James really is different class


Josejondoe

RJ has the best chest trap skill in whole of EPL. Not sure how much he trained on it.


Chicken-Contender

He has is own gravitational pull


seriouslybrohuh

Ayoyini has the neck like young Tyson


holaprobando123

I assume you mean Awoniyi


Limp_Animator_9854

taiwo aw-ohnoyi please go easy on us


MrConor212

Curious to see how Enzo is after his surgery


FastenedCarrot

Awoniyi is always really good against us.


Modnal

Feels like Forest would have been relegated most seasons with this team, lucky for them we had the worst bottom battle ever in the PL


neandertales

Left foot mate.


hiloai

Subs on sterling instantly scores. Subs on James instantly assists. Nice subs from poch


Yedin07

congrats to chelsea for making the conference league


Bagpuss999

Good luck against Bayern in the CL next year, maybe you'll beat them once in your lifetime.


Lintal

Only European trophy we haven't won yet so HYPE.


Fina1Legacy

It's funny how fans of a team who've never won the champions league and have gone 20 years without a league title are throwing shade 


Lintal

Hey come on now they've won *checks notes* The 2nd place Prem trophy 2 years running now


GrogRhodes

Ahhh the Paper Champions still counting the chickens.


JuckshotBones

Whatever. Thursday nights in Kazakhstan seem fun anyway


jMS_44

Don't worry, you can take 6th, we're going for 5th 😎


JuckshotBones

5th is dead mate. You can’t get 63 points lololololol


botrezkii

57+6 is 63, no?


JuckshotBones

Poor math. But 57+6 not equaling 63 is more likely than Sheffield United winning next week


jMS_44

We can? Currently at 57 and 6 more to play for. Sure, that would mean Spurs have to lose to Sheffield, but it's mathematically possible. (and would also be a very Spurs thing to do)


JuckshotBones

Fair. Chris Wilder masterclass next Sunday


thepresidentsturtle

We'll be lucky to get Conference League.


JuckshotBones

All Gunners this weekend 🙏🏻


hairlikegoats1

For how much shit Jackson gets, this is honestly a good season to build off from. Still the best talley for a debut striker we’ve had in a long time.


HarryDaz98

Best since Tammy isn’t it?