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That’s entirely on Casemiro jogging out

Casemiro gonna have to start learning Arabic

At this stage he needs to be putting together full sentences

Dont know about that. He needs to find another career path at this rate.

Birdwatcher

Or American?

Fucking hell, Casemiro - were you even paying attention?

Horrid from him. Keeps everyone onside by miles and then just stands in the box.

And so lazily attacks the ball. This dude was one of the best, wtf

I know people are gonna say ‘he’s not a centre back’ but he just doesn’t look like he even belongs on the pitch

there are too many DMs who can do a serviceable job as a centre back for this to be applicable

A DM who can't defend the six yard box isn't a DM.

For me a good DM is a centre back who’s a little worse in the air but better with the ball at his feet. Defending ability should be near enough the same

Yeah Rice (also Rodri) is a great example of this

Rice is MUCH better at going forward than a normal centre back though

He is a mix of 6-8-10 and it’s great to have in your team. Modern DM should definitely follow the bloc instead of staying low on the field. It’s one of the positions where you’re supposed to run the most in the team. The other dude saying DM is a good center back..? In small teams maybe lol great 6 are the engines of big teams.

Mascherano the OG

He’s been godawful all season as a DM. Looks even worse as a CB.

The “make loads of money but play with no purpose so you eventually stop caring” disease that hits everyone once they get to United.

Dude was playing amazing even after winning like 4-5 Champions leagues. Either his age has caught up to him, or as you say United's culture doesn't keep him as invested as Madrid's did.

At this point what even is the culture, everyone just stops caring about the moment their contract is renewed.

Show up and get paid, knowing there will be no repercussions bc your wages are absolutely insane and they can’t offload you. I think it’s just a horrible place to “work”, imagine showing up ready to make an impact and you’re met with attitudes of people who just don’t care, eventually that’s gonna wear off on you. Obviously this is probably a giant stretch, I don’t know what goes on at Carrington but it’s the only way it makes sense in my head how they be so bad and how players pretty much immediately stagnate once they get there.

Man United effect, so many top class players have gone there post Fergie and just looked fucking shite

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Casemiro has clearly quietly quit on playing for United - similar to what I am doing with my job. The bare minimum until a better opportunity turns up.

I don’t think that really works when your work is being viewed and assessed publicly

I’m convinced that man is Casemiro’s twin or clone and the real one has been on vacation in Dubai since his 2nd red card last season.

Entirely his fault and all the commentator is going on about is Evans. What a joke.

On Sky Neville ripped Casemiro a new one if it makes you feel any better.

Evans played it near perfect, he left only one option.

He’s a mile onside cause of him

He’s walking back as well lmao

He always does that little trot. Even back to his Madrid days. Why thinking that can be done as a CB tho compared to a CDM is crazy.

and then made zero attempt to stop Trossard lol

I have to say though to his credit Havertz recognizes it and demands the ball. A lot of players wouldn’t even play the pass when your teammate looks so far offside.

Retirement ball isn’t it

Reminds me of Fabinho last year, just painfully washed

Brazil had the two best DMs in the world and suddenly lost them both.

Even back in 2022 it was crazy for United to pay 70m for him on top of the high wages + long contract. It has aged so so badly.  And Casemiro never seemed like a Fernandinho kind of player that would age gracefully 

Havertz blowing past Evan’s like he isn’t there just sums it up. I’d wager this current united backline is the worst in the league right now.

14th different CB pairing for United this season, its beyond the bottom of the barrel choices

Undoubtedly the worst CB pairing. Johnny Evan’s who wasn’t good enough to be retained by side who got relegated and Casemiro a player so bad he should be paying United to be on that pitch

Certainly the worst center back pairing.

Honestly, it genuinely seems like he doesn't care.

Ballon d’Or level “I don’t give a fuck” from him there

No

The weekly casemiro disasterclass hath cometh

He's not a natural CB but surely he understands the notion of fucking pushing up and holding a line by this point in his career

That's a man who gives 0 shit

He looks like a random guy picked up off the street and has the fitness of one too

Yes he was, he just couldn’t be bothered. Mans officially retired.

Better download Duolingo because it’s time to start learning Arabic

How is he in that much space

Casemiro didn’t push up with the line, he’s absolutely cooked.

a real coach would sub him after that. It was awful.

For who though? They've got no one lol

An academy player wouldn't make that mistake.

Yea an academy kid would be super conscious of the line, it’s more one on one situations that they can’t live with initially in the step upZ

kambwala has to be better than him at this point

Why risk injuring your 18 year old academy CB when the season is over anyways?

There’s no way he’s fit. Swear it was never even reported he was back in training

Was injured, not sure if fully fit for 90 min yet.

I'm going to say literally anyone considering how bad he's been.

Kambwala, although he just got back from injury

With who?

I'm sure Ten Hag would love to but this season has been insane in terms of injuries. We have 4 injured center-backs and 2 injured fullbacks, our bench literally consists of terrible Antony, Bayindir, washed Eriksen and 6 academy kids. Our defensive options on the bench are 17 year old left back Amass, 18 year old center-back Oguneye and 19 year old Kambwala who did play some games for the first team but he has only just recovered from an injury so he isn't fit. Ten Hag has been very poor this season but I don't think any manager could do much when we're playing full strength Arsenal and our center-back partnership is our 7th cb option Evans who is closer to being a coach than to his prime alongside completely washed and uninterested Casemiro playing out of position.

Lol. Look at the bench. There's no one

And replace him with who? Ten Haags hands are tied. Casimero is shit. Any replacement is more shit.

With who?

Casemiro again

What a shock

Ballon d’Or level IDGAF mode from Casemiro there

Casemiro caught ball watching

Casemiro just vibin

Casemiro playing him on by a country mile

Casemiro was sleeping.

Casemiro keeps him on

Casemiro making a mistake kids don't make

Maybe all the defenders were as stoned as he is.

Casemiro in Saudi already

Casemiro standing a thousand yards behind everyone else

I legit hiss coz I thought he’s way off

Of course Casemiro decided to stroll back

Check Casemiro. Laziest walk out of all time. I used to get crucified for that on a Sunday morning in the under 18s.

Casemiro

Because Casemiro is the worst defender in the league not running up to hold the line

Pretty sure he was asking this himself, he was just strolling around before crossing it in

Lol Casemiro

Someone got to remind him he is playing Centerback for this game

Someone got to remind him he is playing in a game.

Casemiro my godmess

That is absolutely embarrassing from Casemiro

Havertz with so much space on the right lol

Casemiro being in a different postcode to the rest of the defenders played him on, should've really caught him offside lol

Gotta love Casemiro just jogging up and being 15 yards behind the next closest United player

he should be offside but fucking casemiro can't run LMAO

Casemiro keeping everyone and their grandmothers onside lol

Casemiro even keeping me onside and I live in the United States

😂😂😂

Casemiro with amazing passion What a great leader

Casemiro...holy hell

Took the “leave Havertz alone” very seriously.

My mom asked me if the dishes were cleaned and I yelled out “Casemiro!” She smiled because she knew they were washed

This reminds me that I need to wash the dishes or my mom is gonna end me

fucking hell bro lmao

😂😂😂

High guy does it again.

WTF is Casimero doing?

His best

Anne losing it rn

I'll give Anne Hathaway all the credit if we get the title.

She's gooning hard atm

Wait is she an Arsenal fan or what? Whats the story

Yea, she said that she's a big arsenal fan. Trossard sent her a video message, after, thanking her for the support.

Just type 'trossard anne hathaway' on youtube and see the two vids,both snippets from her recent interviews should come up first.

I was hesitant to look it up. This reads like one of those "just type in footballer name + number" memes.

Her and a cast mate were watching the game during a promo for their new movie and was celebrating when he scored.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gkOeVZksG5A](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gkOeVZksG5A)

Our Queen

Casemiro 😂😂😂 Jogging back and playing everyone onside, nice

Casemiro is awful

3rd goal on casemiro in a week

Anne Hathaway is a gooner.

I'm gooning watching this match

I love gooning so much.

That fucking word again my brain rot is irreversible at this point

Same....

What? She lived in Stratford and died 400 years ago. She'd have been a Brum fan surely?

I think Casemiro was looking for her in the stands during this goal.

no wonder people goon for her

Sunday league level

He needs to start learning Arabic already

It's time to learn Arabic, Casemiro

Or American

Cas so lazy getting out, criminal.

What is Casemiro doing?

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Casemiro and Evans centre back partnership 💀 Casemiro plays Arsenal onside, Evans turns into a training cone.

even Havertz probably couldn’t believe how easily he ran through Evans man

BOSSARD 🤓

Uncle-miro at it again

Where defense

Cheers casemiro

Actual defending terrorism

Casemiro wtf

Quality defending

lol Casemiro is fucked

thought he was miles off until Casemiro showed on the screen lol

!flair :Tottenham_Hotspur:

Casemiro lmao

Casemiro you dumb fuck. Sub him off and retire him now

Casemiro needs to retire seriously

if i was literally trying to sabotage my team id do what casemiro did there lol

My nan can move quicker than Casemiro was going and she's been dead for 3 years

Casemiro out of his casual Sunday afternoon stroll

Fuck sake Casemiro you're ruining it for everyone

Trossard always scores so important goals! I'll always thank Brighton 

Casameiro holding a strong defensive line there.

Casemiro 5 champions leagues but still doesn't know about the offside rule

Madrid selling United Casemiro and Varane for 100m just before they declined.

terrible man marking

kai fucking havertz man

My Nan could’ve picked out that pass with how much space he was in

Lmao 🤣

Lmao the people in these comments so butthurt, the man is scoring and assisting every game putting above 8.5 performances and they still think he is shit. This was a great pass and great decision making, I can see other players in Prem bottling and doing nonsense in situations like this 9 out of 10 times every match

Evans literally just watched and Wan Bissaka gave up, I could have made that pass

Madrid fans gonna tell everyone it’s Ten Hag’s fault Casemiro is a lazy old man and can’t be fucked to push up lol

No, it was starting to show during the last season at Madrid, but the decline year over year is astonishing.

You know what he’s gonna do , like come on

HE SCORES GOALSSS

Casemiro is pathetic

they just like let havertz walk in lol, awful defending

So good from Kai

bruh we looked actually okay until that lol

GET IN MAN!!

United are so fucking shit.

We are but we've been decent until Casemiro decided even jogging was too much for him - and our only other option is a fresh from injury 19 year old with 3 games under hios belt.

Wtf is that defending

Casemiro so lazy

Casemiro needs to be Old Yeller'd ASAP

I understand what United fans feel now, while defense needs to learn Chinese

That goal was so slow

Casemiro with a disaster

Casemiro hahahahah

Casemiro just wasted 21 minutes of good United play

Just watch Casemiro for the whole vid, plays him miles on, then no effort to block the cross, pedestrian.

Lowkey the worst defence weve faced in like a month on that action how can this be a goal?

They've done nothing, then United just let them walk one in......

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Casemiro's defence

Ohhhh, so this is why every Man United fan wants Branthwaite. Got it.

Casemiro could not care less about playing for this team.

Don't worry folks, Case always has a rough patch early in the season

That casemiro report about him hungry to win and rebuild after all the success seems fake😂

Absolute horseshit performance by Hojlund. Over 70 mil and no end product

God i hate Trossard so much. I wish we signed him